Okay ummm, there was probably something DRUNK smashing his hands on the keyboard, or the person comes from a very isolated German village o _ O Either way, there are words in this text that are only fragments of proper words
What I can understand it means something like:
"Das heißt ich muss dir was geben, so wei ein Lama( ?) oder so, bitte sage es mir, ich muss die Zeitschrift (?) dann neu schreiben"
which translates to
"That means I have to give you something, like a Llama oder something like that, but plase tell me, otherwise I have to re-write the magazine"