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    Default Yay, I have won a car & money

    Yay, I'm so happy

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    BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
    SPRINGDALE, ARKANSAS. 49812
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

    Dear Winner,

    This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2012 Mobel BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $1,000,000.00usd from international programs held on the 1st section 2012 in the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.

    The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected.

    The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your prize.

    Name: Mrs. Georgina Kruford
    Email: georginakruford@yahoo.cn

    Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:

    1. Name in full
    2. Address
    3. Nationality
    4. Age
    5. Occupation
    6. Phone/Fax
    7. Present Country
    8. Email address
    9. pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23

    Mrs. Georgina Kruford
    THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
    BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA



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    I laugh at phishing rubbish

    And you've been so busy lately
    that you haven't found the time
    To open up your mind
    And watch the world spinning gently out of time

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    Obviously real
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    Indeed, it fooled me for all of 10 nano-seconds.

    And you've been so busy lately
    that you haven't found the time
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    You probably shouldn't share the 'secret pin code' online...

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    You probably shouldn't share the 'secret pin code' online...


    i'm pretty sure it absolutely in no way matters, you silly goose

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    I think we're supposed to be impressed he figured out it was a scam.

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    Originally Posted by Black Rose;5498625
    BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
    SPRINGDALE, ARKANSAS. 49812
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

    Dear Winner,

    This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2012 Mobel BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $1,000,000.00usd from international programs held on the 1st section 2012 in the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.

    The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected.

    The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your prize.

    Name: Mrs. Georgina Kruford
    Email: georginakruford@yahoo.cn

    Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:

    1. Name in full
    2. Address
    3. Nationality
    4. Age
    5. Occupation
    6. Phone/Fax
    7. Present Country
    8. Email address
    9. pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23

    Mrs. Georgina Kruford
    THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
    BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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    They had a sex change

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    Quote:
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    i'm pretty sure it absolutely in no way matters, you silly goose


    Twas sarcasm

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    ^I got the joke before.

    Crests needs to march herself to the unfunny jar.

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    the internet makes things so difficult cries
    *sulks off to unfunny jar*

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    for a second i thought you did win and i was like IDGAF

    now you┤re telling me its fake and i still dont give a rats ass

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    Quote:
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    the internet makes things so difficult cries
    *sulks off to unfunny jar*



    Yay! Soon we'll have enough money to start lessons!

    wait what am I talking about lessons would suck and end up in absolutely everyone posting things like ECKS DEE, lolcats, inappropriate jokes, insulting others to try and be funny and Coldplay puns
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    (cant fucking belive im typing this in this STUPID BANDS FORUM)

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    Not to mention being predictable in an ironic way for comedic affect.

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    ^That is awesome.

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