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    Katy Brand has revealed that she plans to satirise Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.

    The comedienne told thelondonpaper at the Royal Television Society awards that she thinks the couple are ripe for parody.

    Brand said: "You only have to look at her website to know what I dislike about her. I mean, it's very simple to find the solution to motherhood problems if you have 15 nannies.

    "I hope she keeps it going because it will give me lots of material. I think I'll be Chris Martin - he's made almost entirely of hummus."

    Last month, Paltrow insisted that people who criticise her Goop website "don't really get it".

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    she sounds like a fucking ****...............nobody wants to hear her stupid jokes anyway
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    Gwyneth Paltrow says she feels guilty for being a Hollywood mum

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    By Jody Thompson, Mirror.co.uk 20/03/2009
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    Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed she feels "mother guilt" when her Hollywood career affects her children.

    Talking this morning to GMTV’s Andrew Castle, the actress admitted moving to America to film Iron Man 2 will be tough.

    On leaving London for LA, Gwyneth said: “That’s hard, and I feel – I’m feeling mother guilt because my daughter’s looking forward to going, but my son always says, ‘I don’t want to leave my London house’ - and I feel pretty guilty about that… I just try to say, ‘Well, but we’re going to swim and it’ll be sunny.’ I try to point out the positives.”

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    Asked whether international stardom and parenthood works well together, Gwyneth said:

    “I barely ever do films – I’m with them almost all the time. But in a way it makes the transition harder. I feel like if I worked all the time, then they would be used to it. But when I’m always there, and I’m always doing school runs and I’m always around – and then I just disappear for 14 hours a day to film – it’s hard.”

    Gwynnie has two children with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin - Moses and Apple.

    She's currently promoting her latest movie Two Lovers, in which she stars with Joaquin Phoenix.

    awww little moses
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    So if a comedian wants to satirize Gwyneth or Chris she's a **** or ****?

    Nice.
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    Gwyneth Paltrow says she feels guilty for being a Hollywood mum

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    By Jody Thompson, Mirror.co.uk 20/03/2009
    Gwyneth Paltrow (Pic:Getty)



    Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed she feels "mother guilt" when her Hollywood career affects her children.

    Talking this morning to GMTV’s Andrew Castle, the actress admitted moving to America to film Iron Man 2 will be tough.

    On leaving London for LA, Gwyneth said: “That’s hard, and I feel – I’m feeling mother guilt because my daughter’s looking forward to going, but my son always says, ‘I don’t want to leave my London house’ - and I feel pretty guilty about that… I just try to say, ‘Well, but we’re going to swim and it’ll be sunny.’ I try to point out the positives.”

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    Asked whether international stardom and parenthood works well together, Gwyneth said:

    “I barely ever do films – I’m with them almost all the time. But in a way it makes the transition harder. I feel like if I worked all the time, then they would be used to it. But when I’m always there, and I’m always doing school runs and I’m always around – and then I just disappear for 14 hours a day to film – it’s hard.”

    Gwynnie has two children with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin - Moses and Apple.

    She's currently promoting her latest movie Two Lovers, in which she stars with Joaquin Phoenix.

    awww little moses



    Moses is so cute.He's got character.Apple seems happy with everything
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    So if a comedian wants to satirize Gwyneth or Chris she's a **** or ****?

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    No, it's just that she's got her facts wrong. A good parody is the French and Saunders skit from a few years back. It wasn't done in the hopes of having the audience think that Gwyneth and Chris are prententious ******s, it was quite nice actually. This Katy Brand sounds like she'd doing it because she has some sort of vendetta against them.
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    So if a comedian wants to satirize Gwyneth or Chris she's a **** or ****?

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    If your tot has ever thrown a fit as you've headed out the door, Gwyneth Paltrow can relate. The Oscar winning mama to two, Apple, 4, and Moses, 2, had a harried experience with her lil man prior to the premiere of Valentino: The Last Emperor. The glamorous actress chatted about the incident. A People report said:

    “It was hectic getting ready. We just flew in yesterday for this. And my kids are really jetlagged. And my son had a meltdown. But we got out the door,” although not without a struggle. “He was very upset by these hair clips they put in to keep your hair back when you’re getting your makeup done,” she explained. “He hated them. He was livid. But I’m here. I made it.” So did Moses have an opinion about the dress? “He did not like it,” said Paltrow. “He’s very specific. My daughter really liked it. She also chose my nail polish color.”

    It seems like Moses, who will be three in a couple of weeks, already has definite opinions on things.

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    I agree, Moses definitely seems to speak his little mind. So adorable, though, I can't believe he's almost... three?
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    Good for Moses lol. He is smart to want to stay away from LA.
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    woahhhhhhhhhhh Gwyneth looks really nice in those pics.................thanks for sharing
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    Maybe she was talking to Chris!

    Ha! I can see this like

    First picture: Yeah, hun. The kids are fine.

    Second picture: *thinking* Hey a pap! I'm gonna smile!

    Third Picture: Um..no, hunny. I did not just smile at a pap...I mean.. What pap?

    Edit: By the way, she does look stunning
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    Hi, this is my first post!
    Quick question, is Chris Martin also in Kabbalah or he's just letting Gwyneth do what she wants, while he remains baptist or catholic, I forget which religion he grew up in. But I did recalled hearing he say- it was a very strict christian upbringing.
    And will Coldplay be touring in April or just be off for a month, thanks a bunch, Pamcm!
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    Chris is pretty open minded when it comes to religion, going by what he has said in recent interviews. He believes in something...but won't put his finger on what. Pretty sure he's not involved in Kabbalah though.

    Also April is a month off as far as we're aware. Gwyneth is shooting Iron Man so I'd imagine he'd be on daddy duty for a while.

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    She looks really nice in those recent pictures from NYC.

    I want the shoes she has on...


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