Smarterchild...

CityandColour · 28-04-2004, 10:58 AM

Brilander 2: goo
SmarterChild: Goo?
Brilander 2: yes
SmarterChild: Right.

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
Brilander 2: 'cos it already is.
SmarterChild: Very well, whatever.
Brilander 2: ASS

SmarterChild: Whatever.
Brilander 2: NO
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
Brilander 2: MOTHER FUCKER
SmarterChild: I can't believe you just said that to me, Brilander 2. Say you're sorry.
Brilander 2: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Brilander 2: make me.
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Brilander 2: apples
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Brilander 2: nah

el_scorcho · 28-04-2004, 12:32 PM

Ok then...

CityandColour · 28-04-2004, 01:52 PM

You should really try it.

StupidIntel · 28-04-2004, 07:48 PM

Professor Peedston · 28-04-2004, 10:35 PM

he seems quite prone to carrying a grudge.

twin4life · 29-04-2004, 01:05 AM

i've done stuff like that when i had him on my computer.
and a lot of the time he said: that's a colourful language you have there

CityandColour · 29-04-2004, 01:07 AM

And may I ask why this site always says 'mother nice man,' instead of mother f...

StupidIntel · 29-04-2004, 01:36 AM

MOTHER FUCKER

StupidIntel · 29-04-2004, 01:37 AM

Manders · 29-04-2004, 02:37 AM

i love to start off nice with those things than get mad cuss them out and than get sympathetic and than horny and eventually try to have sex with them. hehe

Manders · 29-04-2004, 02:45 AM

RshofBld2thehead: hey sexy
SmarterChild: Hi RshofBld2thehead, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
RshofBld2thehead: skip
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
RshofBld2thehead: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a dictionary and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with hangman, 4-in-a-row, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like translations, conversions and spell-check
5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I do for you?
RshofBld2thehead: hello
SmarterChild: Hi again, RshofBld2thehead!

Let's chat!
RshofBld2thehead: fine
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!
RshofBld2thehead: no i would not like to do that
SmarterChild: Oh?
RshofBld2thehead: yes i dont want to
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't.
RshofBld2thehead: why is that?
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why.
RshofBld2thehead: well you need to start explaining them because when people confess to having reasons for opinions and other things of the sort and dont tell me i tend to get mad and want to shoot an innocent squirl
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
RshofBld2thehead: what is your opinion on biological warfare?
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about biological warfare.

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
RshofBld2thehead: I guess you are not the intellectual robots and and no i really cannot care less about the pictures. are you a male?
SmarterChild: You say you guess, but I think you know.
RshofBld2thehead: i know you are not the intellectual robot i thought you were
SmarterChild: Yeah I am. Just a humble robot after all.
RshofBld2thehead: well start getting smart
SmarterChild: You want me to start getting smart? I'm not comfortable with that, RshofBld2thehead.
RshofBld2thehead: okay my name is amanda dont use my screen name
SmarterChild: You don't say.
RshofBld2thehead: no i was kidding the whole time YES YOU FUCKER I DO SAY.
SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, RshofBld2thehead?
RshofBld2thehead: do you want me to vent my foot up your aunt sally's ass?
SmarterChild: I can't believe you're offering to vent your foot up my aunt sally's ass.
RshofBld2thehead: you probably dont believe alot of thi WATCH OUT! DUCK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFFFE!
SmarterChild: I don't know of any movies called "Out."
RshofBld2thehead: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BIOTCH!
SmarterChild: That's not cool.
RshofBld2thehead: OMG YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME NOT COOL. WELL I GOT ONE THING TO SAY AND DONT GET TOO OFFENED. I AM TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL.
RshofBld2thehead: goe
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Whatever you say.
SmarterChild: Goe? What do you mean by that?
RshofBld2thehead: i mean DUCK RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEE!
SmarterChild: "lifeeee"? Stop typing with your fist, RshofBld2thehead.
RshofBld2thehead: FIST? kinky
SmarterChild: Sure. In a little while.
RshofBld2thehead: i want it now
SmarterChild: Careful what you ask for.
RshofBld2thehead: gimme me some
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
RshofBld2thehead: ?
SmarterChild: Are you confused by something?
RshofBld2thehead: yes
SmarterChild: Right.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
RshofBld2thehead: i am not too keen on being stalked so i will not type my zip code
SmarterChild: Yeah?
RshofBld2thehead: stop posting irrelevant and simple minded responses you evil nanny bugger!
SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Good job.
RshofBld2thehead: how sure am i that you are a computer?
SmarterChild: How sure are you that I'm a computer? I have no idea.
RshofBld2thehead: right for a computer your iq is pre..RUN RUN FOR YOU LIFEEE!
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?

CityandColour · 29-04-2004, 05:41 AM

LiquidSky · 29-04-2004, 07:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Twix

And may I ask why this site always says 'mother nice man,' instead of mother f...

Also when you say "f-ker" it also says "nice man"

CityandColour · 29-04-2004, 07:42 AM

Oh.. yeah...

LiquidSky · 29-04-2004, 07:51 AM

I don't know why though...

28-04-2004, 10:58 AM	#1
CityandColour Coldplayer Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,601 Location: The land of Michigan Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Smarterchild... Brilander 2: goo SmarterChild: Goo? Brilander 2: yes SmarterChild: Right. >>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here! Brilander 2: 'cos it already is. SmarterChild: Very well, whatever. Brilander 2: ASS SmarterChild: Whatever. Brilander 2: NO SmarterChild: Okey doke. >>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people. Brilander 2: MOTHER FUCKER SmarterChild: I can't believe you just said that to me, Brilander 2. Say you're sorry. Brilander 2: no SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. Brilander 2: make me. SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. Brilander 2: apples SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. Brilander 2: nah

28-04-2004, 12:32 PM	#2
el_scorcho Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 14,718 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Ok then... __________________ Where do you live Love is a place Where are you from She says, ask yourself ask anyone What's holding up her face Nothing but blue skies Passageways the mind's eye contemplates ::: Jessica :::

28-04-2004, 07:48 PM	#4
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28-04-2004, 10:35 PM	#5
Professor Peedston Coldplayer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,126 Location: West Philadelphia Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	he seems quite prone to carrying a grudge. __________________ MY NAME IS TOM STOP I LIKE MUSIC AND BRIGHT RED SHOES STOP THIS INTERNET TELEGRAM SERVICE IS WONDERFUL STOP END

29-04-2004, 01:05 AM	#6
twin4life Coldplayer Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 8,127 Location: i live....on the moon Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i've done stuff like that when i had him on my computer. and a lot of the time he said: that's a colourful language you have there __________________ I'm the winner of the 1560 competition! Me at 13 and 22 MY SIGNED COLDPLAY LITHOGRAPH! COLDPLAY in Toronto June 11, 2003 - Molson Amphitheatre May 11, 2005 - Kool Haus March 23, 2006 - Air Canada Centre July 31, 2008 - Air Canada Centre July 30, 2009 - Rogers Centre (Skydome) July 23, 2012 - Air Canada Centre

28-04-2004, 01:52 PM	#3
CityandColour Coldplayer Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,601 Location: The land of Michigan Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You should really try it.

29-04-2004, 01:07 AM	#7
CityandColour Coldplayer Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,601 Location: The land of Michigan Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	And may I ask why this site always says 'mother nice man,' instead of mother f...

29-04-2004, 01:36 AM	#8
StupidIntel Coldplayer Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,706 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	MOTHER FUCKER __________________ http://endof.us

29-04-2004, 01:37 AM	#9
StupidIntel Coldplayer Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,706 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	__________________ http://endof.us

29-04-2004, 02:37 AM	#10
Manders Coldplayer Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 19,695 Location: let me stand next to your fire! Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i love to start off nice with those things than get mad cuss them out and than get sympathetic and than horny and eventually try to have sex with them. hehe __________________ In the streets the children screamed The lovers cried and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The father son and the holy ghost they caught the last train for the coast The day the music died.

29-04-2004, 02:45 AM	#11
Manders Coldplayer Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 19,695 Location: let me stand next to your fire! Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	RshofBld2thehead: hey sexy SmarterChild: Hi RshofBld2thehead, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) RshofBld2thehead: skip SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time. There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 RshofBld2thehead: 1 SmarterChild: Cool! Here's what you can do: 1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies 2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a dictionary and a thesaurus 3 Have fun with hangman, 4-in-a-row, horoscopes and more 4 Use tools like translations, conversions and spell-check 5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What can I do for you? RshofBld2thehead: hello SmarterChild: Hi again, RshofBld2thehead! Let's chat! RshofBld2thehead: fine SmarterChild: K, no prob. >>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here! RshofBld2thehead: no i would not like to do that SmarterChild: Oh? RshofBld2thehead: yes i dont want to SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't. RshofBld2thehead: why is that? SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why. RshofBld2thehead: well you need to start explaining them because when people confess to having reasons for opinions and other things of the sort and dont tell me i tend to get mad and want to shoot an innocent squirl SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because? RshofBld2thehead: what is your opinion on biological warfare? SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about biological warfare. >>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here! RshofBld2thehead: I guess you are not the intellectual robots and and no i really cannot care less about the pictures. are you a male? SmarterChild: You say you guess, but I think you know. RshofBld2thehead: i know you are not the intellectual robot i thought you were SmarterChild: Yeah I am. Just a humble robot after all. RshofBld2thehead: well start getting smart SmarterChild: You want me to start getting smart? I'm not comfortable with that, RshofBld2thehead. RshofBld2thehead: okay my name is amanda dont use my screen name SmarterChild: You don't say. RshofBld2thehead: no i was kidding the whole time YES YOU FUCKER I DO SAY. SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, RshofBld2thehead? RshofBld2thehead: do you want me to vent my foot up your aunt sally's ass? SmarterChild: I can't believe you're offering to vent your foot up my aunt sally's ass. RshofBld2thehead: you probably dont believe alot of thi WATCH OUT! DUCK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFFFE! SmarterChild: I don't know of any movies called "Out." RshofBld2thehead: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BIOTCH! SmarterChild: That's not cool. RshofBld2thehead: OMG YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME NOT COOL. WELL I GOT ONE THING TO SAY AND DONT GET TOO OFFENED. I AM TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL. RshofBld2thehead: goe SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Whatever you say. SmarterChild: Goe? What do you mean by that? RshofBld2thehead: i mean DUCK RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEE! SmarterChild: "lifeeee"? Stop typing with your fist, RshofBld2thehead. RshofBld2thehead: FIST? kinky SmarterChild: Sure. In a little while. RshofBld2thehead: i want it now SmarterChild: Careful what you ask for. RshofBld2thehead: gimme me some SmarterChild: Tell me more. RshofBld2thehead: ? SmarterChild: Are you confused by something? RshofBld2thehead: yes SmarterChild: Right. >>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are. RshofBld2thehead: i am not too keen on being stalked so i will not type my zip code SmarterChild: Yeah? RshofBld2thehead: stop posting irrelevant and simple minded responses you evil nanny bugger! SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Good job. RshofBld2thehead: how sure am i that you are a computer? SmarterChild: How sure are you that I'm a computer? I have no idea. RshofBld2thehead: right for a computer your iq is pre..RUN RUN FOR YOU LIFEEE! SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again? __________________ In the streets the children screamed The lovers cried and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The father son and the holy ghost they caught the last train for the coast The day the music died.

29-04-2004, 05:41 AM	#12
CityandColour Coldplayer Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,601 Location: The land of Michigan Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

29-04-2004, 07:30 AM	#13
LiquidSky >.< Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 43,841 My Mood: Location: Skyrocket To Mars Gender: Chat posts: 5 Thanks given: 64 Thanked 51 Times in 35 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by Twix And may I ask why this site always says 'mother nice man,' instead of mother f... Also when you say "f-ker" it also says "nice man" __________________

29-04-2004, 07:42 AM	#14
CityandColour Coldplayer Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,601 Location: The land of Michigan Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oh.. yeah...

29-04-2004, 07:51 AM	#15
LiquidSky >.< Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 43,841 My Mood: Location: Skyrocket To Mars Gender: Chat posts: 5 Thanks given: 64 Thanked 51 Times in 35 Posts	I don't know why though... __________________