FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee

*Ali* · 18-04-2004, 04:38 PM

lol we all know that the boys are humourous......evident from the dvd, so i decided to make a thread out of it!! i'll start wiv this.......

" The bigger the afro, the better the record " Guy

Interviewer: "If you were to have a secret, alter sort of identity, what would it be?"
Jon: "Selling shoes, I think."

up 2 u 2 continue peeps!!!

°°°Morning°Glory°°° · 18-04-2004, 04:40 PM

Wow, good idea for a thread!

Umm...I don't have any quotes yet...gonna look for any...

BlissfullyMuse · 18-04-2004, 04:40 PM

"Spain is part of geography...isn`t it?"

*Ali* · 18-04-2004, 04:41 PM

"was that a coincidence?"

BlissfullyMuse · 18-04-2004, 04:43 PM

The thiness of bread makes a pizza

I think thats what he says lol

Hello Mike...Well i don`t know you either so its ok, Im Jonny

*Ali* · 18-04-2004, 04:46 PM

" I would prefer to be associated with femininity than with spandex trousers and big hair any day of the week " Jonny
GO JONNY! defendin himself, gotta admit the guy's got spunk! lol

MrsBerry · 18-04-2004, 05:01 PM

"We're like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, they're all pretty good individually, but together they make a Mighty Morpher."

MrsBerry · 18-04-2004, 05:03 PM

Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then?
Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6.

MrsBerry · 18-04-2004, 05:04 PM

Q - “ So where is Guy and Will today??
Chris - “ They’re not as handsome as us, so they don’t appear in public.

MrsBerry · 18-04-2004, 05:04 PM

Interviewer –“Which member of the band has the worst touring habits and what is it??
Chris –“Jon. He tends to go out and shoot things-he takes a rifle wherever we go.

°°°Morning°Glory°°° · 18-04-2004, 05:04 PM

That one was good!

MrsBerry · 18-04-2004, 05:05 PM

Interviewer: “Have you ever seen Tom Cruise? I heard he’s really short.”
Chris: “Apparently he walked past but I wasn’t looking down.

MrsBerry · 18-04-2004, 05:06 PM

This is Guy, this is Will, I am Chris, and heeeeeeeeerrrrrree’s Jonny!!” (Said to Jack Nicholson)

°°°Morning°Glory°°° · 18-04-2004, 05:07 PM

Where was that?

MrsBerry · 18-04-2004, 05:08 PM

Screaming female fan: “I love you!”
Chris: “See you at the hotel.

18-04-2004, 04:38 PM	#1
Ali Coldplayer Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 13,742 Location: Britain Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee lol we all know that the boys are humourous......evident from the dvd, so i decided to make a thread out of it!! i'll start wiv this....... " The bigger the afro, the better the record " Guy Interviewer: "If you were to have a secret, alter sort of identity, what would it be?" Jon: "Selling shoes, I think." up 2 u 2 continue peeps!!! __________________ Ali Three is the magic number ~Spies~God Put A Smile Upon Your Face~White Shadows~ Ren loquito Leá BAM BAM

18-04-2004, 04:40 PM	#2
°°°Morning°Glory°°° Coldplayer Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 6,269 Location: Down In Albion (I wish) Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wow, good idea for a thread! Umm...I don't have any quotes yet...gonna look for any... __________________ www.myspace.com/panaceapetrolblue www.myspace.com/fortheunknownreason www.lowtus.de/freedownload/ THE LIBERTINES COLDPLAY OASIS RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS THE CLASH DIRTY PRETTY THINGS THE BEATLES JOHN FRUSCIANTE THE VERVE BABYSHAMBLES LED ZEPPELIN MAXIMO PARK SPORTFREUNDE STILLER U2 QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE JOHN FRUSCIANTE THE WHO LOWTUS DIE ÄRZTE TRAVIS YEAH YEAH YEAHS ELLA FITZGERALD RADIOHEAD FOR THE UNKNOWN REASON STEVIE WONDER INCUBUS AMY WINEHOUSE MAXIMO PARK GUANO APES FRANZ FERDINAND ADAM GREEN BLUR GENTLEMAN RYAN ADAMS BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB ART BRUT ROLLING STONES.......... my taste in music, just to give you a random overview!

18-04-2004, 04:40 PM	#3
BlissfullyMuse Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,257 Location: In Guy`s fro, in Guy`s fro....... Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	"Spain is part of geography...isn`t it?" __________________ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...trogora-1s.gif

18-04-2004, 04:41 PM	#4
Ali Coldplayer Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 13,742 Location: Britain Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	"was that a coincidence?" __________________ Ali Three is the magic number ~Spies~God Put A Smile Upon Your Face~White Shadows~ Ren loquito Leá BAM BAM

18-04-2004, 04:43 PM	#5
BlissfullyMuse Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,257 Location: In Guy`s fro, in Guy`s fro....... Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The thiness of bread makes a pizza I think thats what he says lol Hello Mike...Well i don`t know you either so its ok, Im Jonny __________________ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...trogora-1s.gif

18-04-2004, 04:46 PM	#6
Ali Coldplayer Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 13,742 Location: Britain Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	" I would prefer to be associated with femininity than with spandex trousers and big hair any day of the week " Jonny GO JONNY! defendin himself, gotta admit the guy's got spunk! lol __________________ Ali Three is the magic number ~Spies~God Put A Smile Upon Your Face~White Shadows~ Ren loquito Leá BAM BAM

18-04-2004, 05:01 PM	#7
MrsBerry Cold hard bitch Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,545 My Mood: Location: Brazil Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	"We're like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, they're all pretty good individually, but together they make a Mighty Morpher." __________________ Denise - Find me here: Facebook - LastFM

18-04-2004, 05:03 PM	#8
MrsBerry Cold hard bitch Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,545 My Mood: Location: Brazil Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then? Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6. __________________ Denise - Find me here: Facebook - LastFM

18-04-2004, 05:04 PM	#9
MrsBerry Cold hard bitch Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,545 My Mood: Location: Brazil Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Q - “ So where is Guy and Will today?? Chris - “ They’re not as handsome as us, so they don’t appear in public. __________________ Denise - Find me here: Facebook - LastFM

18-04-2004, 05:04 PM	#11
°°°Morning°Glory°°° Coldplayer Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 6,269 Location: Down In Albion (I wish) Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	That one was good! __________________ www.myspace.com/panaceapetrolblue www.myspace.com/fortheunknownreason www.lowtus.de/freedownload/ THE LIBERTINES COLDPLAY OASIS RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS THE CLASH DIRTY PRETTY THINGS THE BEATLES JOHN FRUSCIANTE THE VERVE BABYSHAMBLES LED ZEPPELIN MAXIMO PARK SPORTFREUNDE STILLER U2 QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE JOHN FRUSCIANTE THE WHO LOWTUS DIE ÄRZTE TRAVIS YEAH YEAH YEAHS ELLA FITZGERALD RADIOHEAD FOR THE UNKNOWN REASON STEVIE WONDER INCUBUS AMY WINEHOUSE MAXIMO PARK GUANO APES FRANZ FERDINAND ADAM GREEN BLUR GENTLEMAN RYAN ADAMS BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB ART BRUT ROLLING STONES.......... my taste in music, just to give you a random overview!

18-04-2004, 05:05 PM	#12
MrsBerry Cold hard bitch Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,545 My Mood: Location: Brazil Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Interviewer: “Have you ever seen Tom Cruise? I heard he’s really short.” Chris: “Apparently he walked past but I wasn’t looking down. __________________ Denise - Find me here: Facebook - LastFM

18-04-2004, 05:06 PM	#13
MrsBerry Cold hard bitch Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,545 My Mood: Location: Brazil Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	This is Guy, this is Will, I am Chris, and heeeeeeeeerrrrrree’s Jonny!!” (Said to Jack Nicholson) __________________ Denise - Find me here: Facebook - LastFM

18-04-2004, 05:07 PM	#14
°°°Morning°Glory°°° Coldplayer Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 6,269 Location: Down In Albion (I wish) Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Where was that? __________________ www.myspace.com/panaceapetrolblue www.myspace.com/fortheunknownreason www.lowtus.de/freedownload/ THE LIBERTINES COLDPLAY OASIS RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS THE CLASH DIRTY PRETTY THINGS THE BEATLES JOHN FRUSCIANTE THE VERVE BABYSHAMBLES LED ZEPPELIN MAXIMO PARK SPORTFREUNDE STILLER U2 QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE JOHN FRUSCIANTE THE WHO LOWTUS DIE ÄRZTE TRAVIS YEAH YEAH YEAHS ELLA FITZGERALD RADIOHEAD FOR THE UNKNOWN REASON STEVIE WONDER INCUBUS AMY WINEHOUSE MAXIMO PARK GUANO APES FRANZ FERDINAND ADAM GREEN BLUR GENTLEMAN RYAN ADAMS BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB ART BRUT ROLLING STONES.......... my taste in music, just to give you a random overview!

18-04-2004, 05:08 PM	#15
MrsBerry Cold hard bitch Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,545 My Mood: Location: Brazil Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Screaming female fan: “I love you!” Chris: “See you at the hotel. __________________ Denise - Find me here: Facebook - LastFM