REVIEW: Hooters Magazine

Brent · 03-06-2012, 03:36 AM

I went to Hooters with my friend Omar and we saw this magazine. Naturally, we stole it (they let us) and flipped through to see boobies. Instead of boobies, my eye was drawn to the stock photo of our favorite band. It's awesome you guys THEYRE IN HOOTERS MONTHLY LOLz

This is awesome

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Other page to show hilarity of publication (most pages are like this):

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Just as the album art was inspired by the work of New York graffiti artists of the 1970's, "Mylo Xyloto" takes its cue from the sense of freedom those artists embodied. Songs like the frenetic "Hurts Like Heaven" and "Major Minus" contrast sharply with the delicate "Us Against the World," and the shimmering singles "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall" and "Paradise." The track "Princess of China" features vocals by Rihanna. Markus Dravs, Daniel Green and Rick Simpson produced "Mylo Xyloto", with enoxification [yes they pretended that was a real word] and additional composition by Brian Eno. "Like 2008's horizon-broadening 'Viva La Vida,' 'Mylo Xyloto' draws from an expansive palette," said SPIN while ROLLING STONE praised it as Coldplay's "most ambitious yet...a bear-hug record for a bear-market world." We love it and you'll be surprised just how many tracks on this album stay in your head hours after you give your last listen.

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2-3-2003 - St. Louis, MO - 5-6-2005 - Chicago, IL - 9-17-2005 - St. Louis, MO - 2-26-2006 - Dallas, TX - 3-31-2006 - Chicago, IL - 6-23-2008 - New York City (MSG!) - 11-13-2008 - Kansas City, MO - 7-24-2009 - St. Louis, MO - 8-5-2011 - LOLLAPALOOZA (Chicago, IL) 6-22-2012 - Dallas, TX 7-28-2012 - Chicago, IL

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wyrd
Brent
"A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts.
Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent."

Destrokk · 03-06-2012, 03:43 AM

this is amazing, great find you perv

Destrokk · 03-06-2012, 03:44 AM

iTS n0t EaSy WhEn ShE TurnS yOU onnn

Destrokk · 03-06-2012, 03:44 AM

you belong with me not swallowing my semen

EDIT: yes i know i took it too far

Brent · 03-06-2012, 03:45 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Destrokk;5314515
this is amazing, great find you perv

I know. I think it was destiny.

Destrokk · 03-06-2012, 03:46 AM

more sexual puns

Brent · 03-06-2012, 03:46 AM

I didn't find it, my friend Omar found it.

He says you're welcome.

Destrokk · 03-06-2012, 03:47 AM

closing walls and ticking COCKS

Destrokk · 03-06-2012, 03:48 AM

MY hardest part

golfing7861 · 03-06-2012, 05:09 AM

^lol all these posts

MorningGlory · 03-06-2012, 09:09 AM

Haha, good find!

Twisted mind · 03-06-2012, 09:39 AM

Wow

Car Kids · 03-06-2012, 01:20 PM

But it's not easy when she turns you on...

Blue Nails · 03-06-2012, 05:05 PM

lol Coldplay such a class act

Brent · 03-06-2012, 09:04 PM

Instead of stars to rate things they use nipples.

03-06-2012, 03:36 AM	#1
Brent Rudy Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 12,102 My Mood: Location: St. Louis, MO Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 204 Thanked 371 Times in 231 Posts	REVIEW: Hooters Magazine I went to Hooters with my friend Omar and we saw this magazine. Naturally, we stole it (they let us) and flipped through to see boobies. Instead of boobies, my eye was drawn to the stock photo of our favorite band. It's awesome you guys THEYRE IN HOOTERS MONTHLY LOLz This is awesome cover: Spoiler Article: Spoiler Position in magazine: Spoiler Other page to show hilarity of publication (most pages are like this): Spoiler Text: Just as the album art was inspired by the work of New York graffiti artists of the 1970's, "Mylo Xyloto" takes its cue from the sense of freedom those artists embodied. Songs like the frenetic "Hurts Like Heaven" and "Major Minus" contrast sharply with the delicate "Us Against the World," and the shimmering singles "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall" and "Paradise." The track "Princess of China" features vocals by Rihanna. Markus Dravs, Daniel Green and Rick Simpson produced "Mylo Xyloto", with enoxification [yes they pretended that was a real word] and additional composition by Brian Eno. "Like 2008's horizon-broadening 'Viva La Vida,' 'Mylo Xyloto' draws from an expansive palette," said SPIN while ROLLING STONE praised it as Coldplay's "most ambitious yet...a bear-hug record for a bear-market world." We love it and you'll be surprised just how many tracks on this album stay in your head hours after you give your last listen. __________________ 2-3-2003 - St. Louis, MO - 5-6-2005 - Chicago, IL - 9-17-2005 - St. Louis, MO - 2-26-2006 - Dallas, TX - 3-31-2006 - Chicago, IL - 6-23-2008 - New York City (MSG!) - 11-13-2008 - Kansas City, MO - 7-24-2009 - St. Louis, MO - 8-5-2011 - LOLLAPALOOZA (Chicago, IL) 6-22-2012 - Dallas, TX 7-28-2012 - Chicago, IL Quote: Originally Posted by Wyrd Brent "A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts. Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent."

03-06-2012, 03:43 AM	#2
Destrokk jef jefpoop Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 18,866 Location: Behind you. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 181 Thanked 408 Times in 222 Posts	this is amazing, great find you perv __________________ no this is real

03-06-2012, 03:44 AM	#3
Destrokk jef jefpoop Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 18,866 Location: Behind you. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 181 Thanked 408 Times in 222 Posts	iTS n0t EaSy WhEn ShE TurnS yOU onnn __________________ no this is real

03-06-2012, 03:44 AM	#4
Destrokk jef jefpoop Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 18,866 Location: Behind you. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 181 Thanked 408 Times in 222 Posts	you belong with me not swallowing my semen EDIT: yes i know i took it too far __________________ no this is real

03-06-2012, 03:45 AM	#5
Brent Rudy Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 12,102 My Mood: Location: St. Louis, MO Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 204 Thanked 371 Times in 231 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by Destrokk;5314515 this is amazing, great find you perv I know. I think it was destiny. __________________ 2-3-2003 - St. Louis, MO - 5-6-2005 - Chicago, IL - 9-17-2005 - St. Louis, MO - 2-26-2006 - Dallas, TX - 3-31-2006 - Chicago, IL - 6-23-2008 - New York City (MSG!) - 11-13-2008 - Kansas City, MO - 7-24-2009 - St. Louis, MO - 8-5-2011 - LOLLAPALOOZA (Chicago, IL) 6-22-2012 - Dallas, TX 7-28-2012 - Chicago, IL Quote: Originally Posted by Wyrd Brent "A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts. Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent."

03-06-2012, 03:46 AM	#6
Destrokk jef jefpoop Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 18,866 Location: Behind you. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 181 Thanked 408 Times in 222 Posts	more sexual puns __________________ no this is real

03-06-2012, 03:47 AM	#8
Destrokk jef jefpoop Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 18,866 Location: Behind you. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 181 Thanked 408 Times in 222 Posts	closing walls and ticking COCKS __________________ no this is real

03-06-2012, 03:48 AM	#9
Destrokk jef jefpoop Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 18,866 Location: Behind you. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 181 Thanked 408 Times in 222 Posts	MY hardest part __________________ no this is real

03-06-2012, 05:09 AM	#10
golfing7861 High fivin' Chris Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,999 My Mood: Location: Houston, Texas (the waterfall) Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 51 Thanked 114 Times in 63 Posts	^lol all these posts

03-06-2012, 09:09 AM	#11
MorningGlory Flying Dutchman Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,188 Location: Lowlands Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 15 Thanked 55 Times in 32 Posts	Haha, good find! __________________ • Parachutes • A Rush Of Blood To The Head • X&Y • Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends • Mylo Xyloto • • Live 2003 • Leftrightleftrightleft • Live 2012 • • Safety EP • Brothers And Sisters • Blue Room EP • Prospekt's March EP • Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall EP •

03-06-2012, 09:39 AM	#12
Twisted mind TICKLE TICKLE Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,129 Location: in FUCKLAND Chat posts: 33 Thanks given: 424 Thanked 1,041 Times in 450 Posts	Wow __________________ ~ DeviantArt ~ Coldplay Fanart thread Cologne 12.9.2008 Düsseldorf 27.8.2009 Wembley 19.9.2009 Cologne 15.12.2011 Cologne 4.9.2012 Leipzig 14.9.2012 Hannover 22.9.2012

03-06-2012, 01:20 PM	#13
Car Kids Long Live Most Kingz Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 304 My Mood: Location: Chris Martin Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 17 Thanked 18 Times in 10 Posts	But it's not easy when she turns you on... __________________ I'm 17% high -Chris Martin

03-06-2012, 05:05 PM	#14
Blue Nails Imke. Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,283 Location: a little row boat Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 241 Thanked 249 Times in 96 Posts	lol Coldplay such a class act

03-06-2012, 09:04 PM	#15
Brent Rudy Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 12,102 My Mood: Location: St. Louis, MO Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 204 Thanked 371 Times in 231 Posts	Instead of stars to rate things they use nipples. __________________ 2-3-2003 - St. Louis, MO - 5-6-2005 - Chicago, IL - 9-17-2005 - St. Louis, MO - 2-26-2006 - Dallas, TX - 3-31-2006 - Chicago, IL - 6-23-2008 - New York City (MSG!) - 11-13-2008 - Kansas City, MO - 7-24-2009 - St. Louis, MO - 8-5-2011 - LOLLAPALOOZA (Chicago, IL) 6-22-2012 - Dallas, TX 7-28-2012 - Chicago, IL Quote: Originally Posted by Wyrd Brent "A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts. Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent."