This bitch cray

Brent · 10-02-2012, 10:13 PM

Okay so I have a story about something that happened to me this week.

First, some background: For some reason I've had a history attracting weird insane people. I don't really understand why. This particular time, there is this girl who is in my book club that I'm in charge of. Anyway, once about two years ago I started talking to her because she was really shy and I thought I would be nice.

After that, we became friends sort of. More like acquaintances, really. When I would see her around campus, I would nod or wave or something, and I saw her once every other week at the book club meetings, though most of that time was spent just chatting about the literature and eating refreshments.

She became interested in me, which is okay (I am quite awesome so I get it) but I was just simply not interested. I was focused on school and didn't have the time, and I wasn't really attracted to her. Not that she's bad looking or anything. I just wasn't really interested in fostering that part of my life at that moment. Big deal.

So after I told her that I'm flattered, but I just don't think it would work, she retreated for a couple of months. Then, after that, she started hitting on me a little more than she used to. Being flirty, brushing up against me, you know. Stuff like that. I told her again that I wasn't interested: "It's not you, it's me."

But she is resilient and didn't stop trying! Gotta admire her persistence, I guess. But it would get weirder. She'd text me quite a lot each night, and I wouldn't answer her just as passive reinforcement. I still didn't really have a problem with her, it just got annoying.

I told her one day, again, that while I'm flattered I just can't do the relationship thing. "Okay" she'd say, but she wouldn't stop. Then I started saying more things to try to get her off my back. "I'm in a relationship" "I don't date sorry" "I'm gay" etc but it just WOULD NOT WORK. This spanned about a year.

In the fall is when it started to get even odder. She would text me (each time from a different number, somehow) saying that I am "looking good today" and that she "can't wait to go out with me again" (I've never been out with her). I just ignored it. Once she even told me that she liked my cologne, which is REALLY fucking weird, seeing that I hadn't seen her that day. Once, she even was hanging around my apartment complex waiting for me to check the mail. Insane.

I saw in November that someone window-chalked my rear window last semester in the middle of the night with "Brenty <3" which was weird. I suspect it was her, because I asked almost everyone who knows where I live and they weren't aware. Plus she calls me Brenty sometimes in texts.

Anyway, so this week was the straw that broke the camel's back. I went out to dinner with a platonic female friend, and during the dinner I got a text, in all caps,

"WHO ARE U WITH RIGHT NOW"

I was like uhhhhhh and I ignored it. I got home after the dinner and a short walk, which was pleasant. Not a minute after I walked in through my apartment door, she was pounding on it and crying about our love and blah blah blah. I NEVER SHOWED HER WHERE I LIVE. I couldn't really hear her, and she was trying to get in. I decided if it continues I would call the police and have her taken away, but after a little while she tired herself out and went somewhere.

The next afternoon (I think this was Wednesday) I went into lab, and I checked my work mailbox. It usually contains flyers from various scientific suppliers and papers to review and stuff. So I was confused when I saw a hand-delivered envelope with cursive scrawled upon the middle of it. THERE IS NO WAY SHE SHOULD KNOW WHERE THE MAILBOXES ARE. I went upstairs, slid the envelope open and inside was a sexually explicit note, precariously folded and stuffed inside, and a freaking topless picture of this girl in front of a bathroom mirror

I was like

So I went to the police station and filled out a thing about it, surrendered the weird ass note and they told me they'd take care of it. Today, they asked if I had gotten any weird phone calls or whatever and I said "No, thanks for the checkup". So, luckily, she seems to have stopped for now.

I don't really know what the point of posting this here was. I just wanted to tell the story. I am really creeped out and I hope she goes away forever.

Damn. I hope I don't get raped.

I should get some mace or something.

Sorry this was so long.

I wish I knew normal people

coldplayhebe12 · 10-02-2012, 10:16 PM

This bitch is cray.

Brent · 10-02-2012, 10:18 PM

LOLrly

Cyan Kat · 10-02-2012, 10:27 PM

what if she's reading this right now D:

Brent · 10-02-2012, 10:30 PM

HI STALKER GIRL WHOSE NAME I AM REDACTING BECAUSE I AM NICE

I SAW YOU NAKED SORT OF. I WILL NOT RETURN THE FAVOR

DundahMifflin · 10-02-2012, 10:32 PM

I was late, damnit.

This is a silly, cray bitch.

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Damn. I hope I don't get raped.

I wouldn't rule it out. She's probably considering it.

The Final Track · 10-02-2012, 10:42 PM

I support the mace idea. Seriously tho, weird shit.

myloxyloto:) · 10-02-2012, 10:49 PM

Send her to an insane asylum

taameen**sparks** · 10-02-2012, 10:51 PM

Damn..she is REALLY CRAY.

The Mad Hatter · 10-02-2012, 10:57 PM

I thought "Brenty" was my thing

taameen**sparks** · 10-02-2012, 10:58 PM

Yeah i was going to say Brenty as well but it would most likely irritate you.

Brent · 10-02-2012, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DundahMifflin;5215598

I wouldn't rule it out. She's probably considering it.

Well, luckily, the female reproductive system hasn't evolved to the point where they can rape men effectively.

And, judging by the picture she sent, I will not be able to get "it" up. Which is required. Plus I'd be scared shitless, which is also a turnoff.

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Originally Posted by The Final Track;5215609
I support the mace idea. Seriously tho, weird shit.

Yeah you're probably right. Where do I even get that stuff? Amazon?

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Originally Posted by myloxyloto:);5215619
Send her to an insane asylum

I don't think I'm authorized to do that in my state.

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Originally Posted by taameen**sparks**;5215621
Damn..she is REALLY CRAY.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter;5215624
I thought "Brenty" was my thing

Nah, a lot of people call me that. Wait. Did YOU do this to my car????1?1?1?!

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Originally Posted by taameen**sparks**;5215627
Yeah i was going to say Brenty as well but it would most likely irritate you.

I wouldn't really care, I don't think. But I prefer Brent for the record. Brenty is de-masculinizing.

taameen**sparks** · 10-02-2012, 11:27 PM

Well all the more reason to call you Brenty

Empily · 10-02-2012, 11:45 PM

Brenty

I suggest checking your cupboards for hidden cameras

Not that I want to scare the shit out of you or anything

Coeurli · 11-02-2012, 12:04 AM

That's scary

10-02-2012, 10:13 PM	#1
Brent Rudy Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 12,102 My Mood: Location: St. Louis, MO Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 204 Thanked 371 Times in 231 Posts	This bitch cray Okay so I have a story about something that happened to me this week. First, some background: For some reason I've had a history attracting weird insane people. I don't really understand why. This particular time, there is this girl who is in my book club that I'm in charge of. Anyway, once about two years ago I started talking to her because she was really shy and I thought I would be nice. After that, we became friends sort of. More like acquaintances, really. When I would see her around campus, I would nod or wave or something, and I saw her once every other week at the book club meetings, though most of that time was spent just chatting about the literature and eating refreshments. She became interested in me, which is okay (I am quite awesome so I get it) but I was just simply not interested. I was focused on school and didn't have the time, and I wasn't really attracted to her. Not that she's bad looking or anything. I just wasn't really interested in fostering that part of my life at that moment. Big deal. So after I told her that I'm flattered, but I just don't think it would work, she retreated for a couple of months. Then, after that, she started hitting on me a little more than she used to. Being flirty, brushing up against me, you know. Stuff like that. I told her again that I wasn't interested: "It's not you, it's me." But she is resilient and didn't stop trying! Gotta admire her persistence, I guess. But it would get weirder. She'd text me quite a lot each night, and I wouldn't answer her just as passive reinforcement. I still didn't really have a problem with her, it just got annoying. I told her one day, again, that while I'm flattered I just can't do the relationship thing. "Okay" she'd say, but she wouldn't stop. Then I started saying more things to try to get her off my back. "I'm in a relationship" "I don't date sorry" "I'm gay" etc but it just WOULD NOT WORK. This spanned about a year. In the fall is when it started to get even odder. She would text me (each time from a different number, somehow) saying that I am "looking good today" and that she "can't wait to go out with me again" (I've never been out with her). I just ignored it. Once she even told me that she liked my cologne, which is REALLY fucking weird, seeing that I hadn't seen her that day. Once, she even was hanging around my apartment complex waiting for me to check the mail. Insane. I saw in November that someone window-chalked my rear window last semester in the middle of the night with "Brenty <3" which was weird. I suspect it was her, because I asked almost everyone who knows where I live and they weren't aware. Plus she calls me Brenty sometimes in texts. Anyway, so this week was the straw that broke the camel's back. I went out to dinner with a platonic female friend, and during the dinner I got a text, in all caps, "WHO ARE U WITH RIGHT NOW" I was like uhhhhhh and I ignored it. I got home after the dinner and a short walk, which was pleasant. Not a minute after I walked in through my apartment door, she was pounding on it and crying about our love and blah blah blah. I NEVER SHOWED HER WHERE I LIVE. I couldn't really hear her, and she was trying to get in. I decided if it continues I would call the police and have her taken away, but after a little while she tired herself out and went somewhere. The next afternoon (I think this was Wednesday) I went into lab, and I checked my work mailbox. It usually contains flyers from various scientific suppliers and papers to review and stuff. So I was confused when I saw a hand-delivered envelope with cursive scrawled upon the middle of it. THERE IS NO WAY SHE SHOULD KNOW WHERE THE MAILBOXES ARE. I went upstairs, slid the envelope open and inside was a sexually explicit note, precariously folded and stuffed inside, and a freaking topless picture of this girl in front of a bathroom mirror I was like So I went to the police station and filled out a thing about it, surrendered the weird ass note and they told me they'd take care of it. Today, they asked if I had gotten any weird phone calls or whatever and I said "No, thanks for the checkup". So, luckily, she seems to have stopped for now. I don't really know what the point of posting this here was. I just wanted to tell the story. I am really creeped out and I hope she goes away forever. Damn. I hope I don't get raped. I should get some mace or something. Sorry this was so long. I wish I knew normal people __________________ 2-3-2003 - St. Louis, MO - 5-6-2005 - Chicago, IL - 9-17-2005 - St. Louis, MO - 2-26-2006 - Dallas, TX - 3-31-2006 - Chicago, IL - 6-23-2008 - New York City (MSG!) - 11-13-2008 - Kansas City, MO - 7-24-2009 - St. Louis, MO - 8-5-2011 - LOLLAPALOOZA (Chicago, IL) 6-22-2012 - Dallas, TX 7-28-2012 - Chicago, IL Quote: Originally Posted by Wyrd Brent "A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts. Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent."

10-02-2012, 10:16 PM	#2
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10-02-2012, 10:18 PM	#3
Brent Rudy Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 12,102 My Mood: Location: St. Louis, MO Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 204 Thanked 371 Times in 231 Posts	LOLrly __________________ 2-3-2003 - St. Louis, MO - 5-6-2005 - Chicago, IL - 9-17-2005 - St. Louis, MO - 2-26-2006 - Dallas, TX - 3-31-2006 - Chicago, IL - 6-23-2008 - New York City (MSG!) - 11-13-2008 - Kansas City, MO - 7-24-2009 - St. Louis, MO - 8-5-2011 - LOLLAPALOOZA (Chicago, IL) 6-22-2012 - Dallas, TX 7-28-2012 - Chicago, IL Quote: Originally Posted by Wyrd Brent "A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts. Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent."

10-02-2012, 10:27 PM	#4
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10-02-2012, 10:30 PM	#5
Brent Rudy Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 12,102 My Mood: Location: St. Louis, MO Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 204 Thanked 371 Times in 231 Posts	HI STALKER GIRL WHOSE NAME I AM REDACTING BECAUSE I AM NICE I SAW YOU NAKED SORT OF. I WILL NOT RETURN THE FAVOR __________________ 2-3-2003 - St. Louis, MO - 5-6-2005 - Chicago, IL - 9-17-2005 - St. Louis, MO - 2-26-2006 - Dallas, TX - 3-31-2006 - Chicago, IL - 6-23-2008 - New York City (MSG!) - 11-13-2008 - Kansas City, MO - 7-24-2009 - St. Louis, MO - 8-5-2011 - LOLLAPALOOZA (Chicago, IL) 6-22-2012 - Dallas, TX 7-28-2012 - Chicago, IL Quote: Originally Posted by Wyrd Brent "A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts. Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent."

10-02-2012, 10:32 PM	#6
DundahMifflin He never rows. Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 2,901 My Mood: Location: Amarillo, TX Gender: Country: Seen CP: 1 times Fav. CP album: X&Y Fav. CP member: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 368 Thanked 113 Times in 79 Posts	I was late, damnit. This is a silly, cray bitch. : Quote: Damn. I hope I don't get raped. I wouldn't rule it out. She's probably considering it. __________________

10-02-2012, 10:42 PM	#7
The Final Track Prognissekongen! Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 19,190 My Mood: Location: House by the sea Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 132 Thanked 81 Times in 71 Posts	I support the mace idea. Seriously tho, weird shit. __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by Destrokk Kobe Bryant was in my Sprite once.

10-02-2012, 10:49 PM	#8
myloxyloto:) It was called "Yellow"... Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,263 My Mood: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Send her to an insane asylum __________________

10-02-2012, 10:51 PM	#9
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10-02-2012, 10:57 PM	#10
The Mad Hatter make believe Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 13,370 My Mood: Location: waging war on Christmas Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 216 Thanked 52 Times in 33 Posts	I thought "Brenty" was my thing __________________ tumblr \| deviantart i have been crucified with christ. it is no longer i who live, but christ who lives in me. and the life i now live in the flesh i live by faith in the son of god, who loved me and gave himself for me.

10-02-2012, 10:58 PM	#11
taameensparks CPING I MISSED U Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 17,343 My Mood: Location: The crossfire of heaven and hell. Gender: Country: Seen CP: 1 times Fav. CP album: VLVODAAHF Fav. CP member: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 184 Thanked 130 Times in 106 Posts	Yeah i was going to say Brenty as well but it would most likely irritate you. __________________ July 8, 2012 Verizon Center June 14, 2012 Keane @ Strathmore <3 Quote: Originally Posted by MaxRide;5470669 jesus now I'm just picturing myself as a turtle Quote: Originally Posted by Alien Radio;5481835 I also ship ChrisxChris'pianobench

10-02-2012, 11:22 PM	#12
Brent Rudy Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 12,102 My Mood: Location: St. Louis, MO Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 204 Thanked 371 Times in 231 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by DundahMifflin;5215598 I wouldn't rule it out. She's probably considering it. Well, luckily, the female reproductive system hasn't evolved to the point where they can rape men effectively. And, judging by the picture she sent, I will not be able to get "it" up. Which is required. Plus I'd be scared shitless, which is also a turnoff. Quote: Originally Posted by The Final Track;5215609 I support the mace idea. Seriously tho, weird shit. Yeah you're probably right. Where do I even get that stuff? Amazon? Quote: Originally Posted by myloxyloto:);5215619 Send her to an insane asylum I don't think I'm authorized to do that in my state. Quote: Originally Posted by taameensparks;5215621 Damn..she is REALLY CRAY. Quote: Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter;5215624 I thought "Brenty" was my thing Nah, a lot of people call me that. Wait. Did YOU do this to my car????1?1?1?! Quote: Originally Posted by taameensparks;5215627 Yeah i was going to say Brenty as well but it would most likely irritate you. I wouldn't really care, I don't think. But I prefer Brent for the record. Brenty is de-masculinizing. __________________ 2-3-2003 - St. Louis, MO - 5-6-2005 - Chicago, IL - 9-17-2005 - St. Louis, MO - 2-26-2006 - Dallas, TX - 3-31-2006 - Chicago, IL - 6-23-2008 - New York City (MSG!) - 11-13-2008 - Kansas City, MO - 7-24-2009 - St. Louis, MO - 8-5-2011 - LOLLAPALOOZA (Chicago, IL) 6-22-2012 - Dallas, TX 7-28-2012 - Chicago, IL Quote: Originally Posted by Wyrd Brent "A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts. Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent."

10-02-2012, 11:27 PM	#13
taameensparks CPING I MISSED U Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 17,343 My Mood: Location: The crossfire of heaven and hell. Gender: Country: Seen CP: 1 times Fav. CP album: VLVODAAHF Fav. CP member: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 184 Thanked 130 Times in 106 Posts	Well all the more reason to call you Brenty __________________ July 8, 2012 Verizon Center June 14, 2012 Keane @ Strathmore <3 Quote: Originally Posted by MaxRide;5470669 jesus now I'm just picturing myself as a turtle Quote: Originally Posted by Alien Radio;5481835 I also ship ChrisxChris'pianobench

10-02-2012, 11:45 PM	#14
Empily RΣ√öLûτìσÑ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 38,435 My Mood: Location: Somewhere only we know >:D Gender: Country: Chat posts: 10 Thanks given: 68 Thanked 104 Times in 59 Posts	Brenty I suggest checking your cupboards for hidden cameras Not that I want to scare the shit out of you or anything

11-02-2012, 12:04 AM	#15
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