George Carlin's take on sex...very funny!! - Page 3

musiclover · 01-03-2004, 11:17 PM

have you heard his spiel on "Euphemisms"?! that's totally out of the ballpark!

and nope, don't have kazaa or anything else...i'm still in stone age

i guess his monologues are on the net...you can put 'em up here, u know!

musiclover · 01-03-2004, 11:19 PM

PG-15...hmmm what might that be?!? never heard of it before!

Rain · 01-03-2004, 11:21 PM

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Quote:

you can put 'em up here, u know!

wait, serious? how? I will!

musiclover · 01-03-2004, 11:24 PM

"Things you never see" by George Carlin...right now on my launchcast!

you never see a Rolls Royce with a bumber sticker that says "Shit Happens!"
you never see a fat chinense man with long red hair!

musiclover · 01-03-2004, 11:26 PM

yeah...if u know how to just look 'em up on google..that's how i found the first one that i posted...did you read it, by the way?! :-)

if you know the title...just punch that in, in quotes, and also add his name and things should pop up on google...

Rain · 01-03-2004, 11:40 PM

Ah crap, this is only one of the phrases he mentions "Its the quiet ones you've got to watch", but the whole this is called "familiar expressions" he talks about phrases people uses, I'll keep trying to find the whole thing.

http://laugh-svca.www.conxion.com/me...Quiet_Ones.mp3

01-03-2004, 11:17 PM	#31
musiclover Coldplayer Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,932 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	have you heard his spiel on "Euphemisms"?! that's totally out of the ballpark! and nope, don't have kazaa or anything else...i'm still in stone age i guess his monologues are on the net...you can put 'em up here, u know! __________________ \"Sleep she comes to steal the ones who Fill their glass and leave the rest Whose teeth get brushed, who eat enough And know how to treat their friends\" http://www.devonsproule.com/listen.html so sweet! I just discovered this awesome young beautiful and talented artist!

01-03-2004, 11:19 PM	#32
musiclover Coldplayer Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,932 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	PG-15...hmmm what might that be?!? never heard of it before! __________________ \"Sleep she comes to steal the ones who Fill their glass and leave the rest Whose teeth get brushed, who eat enough And know how to treat their friends\" http://www.devonsproule.com/listen.html so sweet! I just discovered this awesome young beautiful and talented artist!

01-03-2004, 11:21 PM	#33
Rain Coldplayer Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,279 Location: In my place Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	: Quote: you can put 'em up here, u know! wait, serious? how? I will! __________________ ~Never Knows Best~ [scroll:aca5379bfa]\"A samurai lives with death; it is his companion from the time he first sticks his sword into his obi. A love of death and a love of life are the two balls we juggle: one is golden like the sun, the other is silver, like the moon. [glow=gold:aca5379bfa]Life[/glow:aca5379bfa] is only a preparation for [shadow=silver:aca5379bfa]death[/shadow:aca5379bfa], Jiro. The law of the [glow=blue:aca5379bfa]samurai[/glow:aca5379bfa] is not to fear the silver ball in spite of loving the golden one\" ~Otaka Gengo[/scroll:aca5379bfa]

01-03-2004, 11:24 PM	#34
musiclover Coldplayer Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,932 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	"Things you never see" by George Carlin...right now on my launchcast! you never see a Rolls Royce with a bumber sticker that says "Shit Happens!" you never see a fat chinense man with long red hair! __________________ \"Sleep she comes to steal the ones who Fill their glass and leave the rest Whose teeth get brushed, who eat enough And know how to treat their friends\" http://www.devonsproule.com/listen.html so sweet! I just discovered this awesome young beautiful and talented artist!

01-03-2004, 11:26 PM	#35
musiclover Coldplayer Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,932 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	yeah...if u know how to just look 'em up on google..that's how i found the first one that i posted...did you read it, by the way?! :-) if you know the title...just punch that in, in quotes, and also add his name and things should pop up on google... __________________ \"Sleep she comes to steal the ones who Fill their glass and leave the rest Whose teeth get brushed, who eat enough And know how to treat their friends\" http://www.devonsproule.com/listen.html so sweet! I just discovered this awesome young beautiful and talented artist!

01-03-2004, 11:40 PM	#36
Rain Coldplayer Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,279 Location: In my place Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ah crap, this is only one of the phrases he mentions "Its the quiet ones you've got to watch", but the whole this is called "familiar expressions" he talks about phrases people uses, I'll keep trying to find the whole thing. http://laugh-svca.www.conxion.com/me...Quiet_Ones.mp3 __________________ ~Never Knows Best~ [scroll:aca5379bfa]\"A samurai lives with death; it is his companion from the time he first sticks his sword into his obi. A love of death and a love of life are the two balls we juggle: one is golden like the sun, the other is silver, like the moon. [glow=gold:aca5379bfa]Life[/glow:aca5379bfa] is only a preparation for [shadow=silver:aca5379bfa]death[/shadow:aca5379bfa], Jiro. The law of the [glow=blue:aca5379bfa]samurai[/glow:aca5379bfa] is not to fear the silver ball in spite of loving the golden one\" ~Otaka Gengo[/scroll:aca5379bfa]

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