For those who've had eye sex/contact with Chris Martin before...

Zeya · 22-09-2010, 01:18 PM

How did you manage to count exactly the duration of the event?

Did you set a stop watch or you counted it yourself silently or did you tell your friends earlier that it might happen so that they can be prepared and count exactly how many seconds it was when it happened?

Or do you like have any other fangirling methods that I don't know of? TELL ME.

Cobalt · 22-09-2010, 01:24 PM

THE TRUTH IS

MY VAGINA IS A STOPWATCH

When vaggy gets excited because Martini stares at me, she starts counting! He looks away and it stops!

I check it afterwards!

It's like some horrible child's ad gone wrong, that last part there.

Cobalt · 22-09-2010, 01:24 PM

THE TRUTH IS

MY VAGINA IS A STOPWATCH

When vaggy gets excited because Martini stares at me, she starts counting! He looks away and it stops!

I check it afterwards!

It's like some horrible child's ad gone wrong, that last part there.

Zeya · 22-09-2010, 01:32 PM

So urm, like, how did you check? DETAILS PLS

Cobalt · 22-09-2010, 01:37 PM

Well, you know, you undress, bend over, give a liiiiiittle tease for her to release the time and lo and behold! She speaks and spits out the time keeper!

Nordlyseet · 22-09-2010, 02:35 PM

xxKels · 22-09-2010, 02:36 PM

ROFLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lo l:

i JUST PEED MYSELF.

BUT YAH- SO TRUE.

rudy_o · 22-09-2010, 02:40 PM

Zeya · 22-09-2010, 03:22 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobalt;4454143
Well, you know, you undress, bend over, give a liiiiiittle tease for her to release the time and lo and behold! She speaks and spits out the time keeper!

I don't think mine has that.

Quote:
Originally Posted by xxKels;4454197
ROFLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lo l:

i JUST PEED MYSELF.

BUT YAH- SO TRUE.

As long as the baby doesnt come out together

Cobalt · 22-09-2010, 03:39 PM

You should get it, it's soooo convenient!

Twisted mind · 22-09-2010, 03:57 PM

LoryABjerre · 22-09-2010, 05:39 PM

I've never been in Coldplay concert to say

Spoiler

yes the girls find eye sex/contact to Chris, he asked. but you know that you be a groupie for him. it's just the point to know

Zeya · 23-09-2010, 09:10 AM

^yeah sure.

Zeya · 23-09-2010, 09:10 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Twisted mind;4454329

Answer the questionnnn!

Twisted mind · 23-09-2010, 09:37 AM

I don't see the reason for counting the seconds during such an "event". I'm just happy that it happens.

22-09-2010, 01:18 PM	#1
Zeya Not a true fan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,661 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	For those who've had eye sex/contact with Chris Martin before... How did you manage to count exactly the duration of the event? Did you set a stop watch or you counted it yourself silently or did you tell your friends earlier that it might happen so that they can be prepared and count exactly how many seconds it was when it happened? Or do you like have any other fangirling methods that I don't know of? TELL ME. __________________ A pig in a cage on antibiotics.

22-09-2010, 01:24 PM	#2
Cobalt OH SUCH THE SHAME! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 18,304 My Mood: Location: Melbourne, Australia Gender: Country: Chat posts: 10 Thanks given: 159 Thanked 173 Times in 120 Posts	THE TRUTH IS MY VAGINA IS A STOPWATCH When vaggy gets excited because Martini stares at me, she starts counting! He looks away and it stops! I check it afterwards! It's like some horrible child's ad gone wrong, that last part there. __________________ my quotes are old and my body is weary this space for rent

22-09-2010, 01:24 PM	#3
Cobalt OH SUCH THE SHAME! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 18,304 My Mood: Location: Melbourne, Australia Gender: Country: Chat posts: 10 Thanks given: 159 Thanked 173 Times in 120 Posts	THE TRUTH IS MY VAGINA IS A STOPWATCH When vaggy gets excited because Martini stares at me, she starts counting! He looks away and it stops! I check it afterwards! It's like some horrible child's ad gone wrong, that last part there. __________________ my quotes are old and my body is weary this space for rent

22-09-2010, 01:32 PM	#4
Zeya Not a true fan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,661 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	So urm, like, how did you check? DETAILS PLS __________________ A pig in a cage on antibiotics.

22-09-2010, 01:37 PM	#5
Cobalt OH SUCH THE SHAME! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 18,304 My Mood: Location: Melbourne, Australia Gender: Country: Chat posts: 10 Thanks given: 159 Thanked 173 Times in 120 Posts	Well, you know, you undress, bend over, give a liiiiiittle tease for her to release the time and lo and behold! She speaks and spits out the time keeper! __________________ my quotes are old and my body is weary this space for rent

22-09-2010, 02:35 PM	#6
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22-09-2010, 02:36 PM	#7
xxKels Account disabled Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,113 Location: On the mountain with Nick and my boys <3 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	ROFLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lo l: i JUST PEED MYSELF. BUT YAH- SO TRUE. __________________

22-09-2010, 02:40 PM	#8
rudy_o Joy, it's all founded Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 34,615 Location: Wisconsin Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	__________________ last.fm \| tumblr Lover, the weather is changing everyday. I won't.

22-09-2010, 03:22 PM	#9
Zeya Not a true fan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,661 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Quote: Originally Posted by Cobalt;4454143 Well, you know, you undress, bend over, give a liiiiiittle tease for her to release the time and lo and behold! She speaks and spits out the time keeper! I don't think mine has that. Quote: Originally Posted by xxKels;4454197 ROFLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lo l: i JUST PEED MYSELF. BUT YAH- SO TRUE. As long as the baby doesnt come out together __________________ A pig in a cage on antibiotics.

22-09-2010, 03:39 PM	#10
Cobalt OH SUCH THE SHAME! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 18,304 My Mood: Location: Melbourne, Australia Gender: Country: Chat posts: 10 Thanks given: 159 Thanked 173 Times in 120 Posts	You should get it, it's soooo convenient! __________________ my quotes are old and my body is weary this space for rent

22-09-2010, 03:57 PM	#11
Twisted mind TICKLE TICKLE Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,124 Location: in FUCKLAND Chat posts: 33 Thanks given: 423 Thanked 1,037 Times in 448 Posts	__________________ ~ DeviantArt ~ Coldplay Fanart thread Cologne 12.9.2008 Düsseldorf 27.8.2009 Wembley 19.9.2009 Cologne 15.12.2011 Cologne 4.9.2012 Leipzig 14.9.2012 Hannover 22.9.2012

22-09-2010, 05:39 PM	#12
LoryABjerre Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,937 My Mood: Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 92 Thanked 315 Times in 212 Posts	I've never been in Coldplay concert to say Spoiler me was with Morten from A-ha in 2002 while a plan in his head. Then I came home I slept and dreamed much long time was like reality, and for several weeks. I thought I am strange, alusine, become crasy, Morten speaks to me on TV in 3D (you know, "did anyone approach you ? take on me" ) yes the girls find eye sex/contact to Chris, he asked. but you know that you be a groupie for him. it's just the point to know

23-09-2010, 09:10 AM	#13
Zeya Not a true fan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,661 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	^yeah sure. __________________ A pig in a cage on antibiotics.

23-09-2010, 09:10 AM	#14
Zeya Not a true fan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,661 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Quote: Originally Posted by Twisted mind;4454329 Answer the questionnnn! __________________ A pig in a cage on antibiotics.

23-09-2010, 09:37 AM	#15
Twisted mind TICKLE TICKLE Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,124 Location: in FUCKLAND Chat posts: 33 Thanks given: 423 Thanked 1,037 Times in 448 Posts	I don't see the reason for counting the seconds during such an "event". I'm just happy that it happens. __________________ ~ DeviantArt ~ Coldplay Fanart thread Cologne 12.9.2008 Düsseldorf 27.8.2009 Wembley 19.9.2009 Cologne 15.12.2011 Cologne 4.9.2012 Leipzig 14.9.2012 Hannover 22.9.2012