Professor Hopenchange Caught Cheating on His Wife

Saffire · 01-05-2010, 04:57 PM

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/repo...elebrity/68590

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OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL: SHOCKING NEW REPORTS

UPDATED: Reports out of Washington, DC: PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide.

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004 that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous in where Obama was staying.

An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo's driver account of the secret 2004 rendezvous.

Oh dear.

Pseudonym · 01-05-2010, 06:26 PM

Anti-Obama operatives are offering people $1 million to tell people they saw him cheat? The truth will come out!

the_gloaming09 · 01-05-2010, 06:27 PM

of course we all know how reliable the National Enquirer is!

Saffire · 01-05-2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by the_gloaming09;4143328
of course we all know how reliable the National Enquirer is!

It's actually been remarkably reliable recently. They broke stories on John Edwards cheating on his wife, as well as some details about the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky thing.

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In 2010 there was some speculation that the Enquirer might receive a Pulitzer Prize for its investigation of Edwards. Wrote the San Francisco Examiner, "It galls most mainstream newspaper editors that a tawdry tabloid could be considered for their most vaunted prize. It's like nominating a porn flick for an Oscar."

So anyway, I wouldn't be so fast to discount this.

the_gloaming09 · 01-05-2010, 06:36 PM

oh... i guess i always just associated it to be the kind of news that would have stupid made up stories, along side those other bogus "newspapers" you see on the stands that have titles like (i kid you not) "Dick Cheney is a Robot", and others about ufo's, aliens, mythical creatures, etc.

the_gloaming09 · 01-05-2010, 06:36 PM

oh... i guess i always just associated it to be the kind of news that would have stupid made up stories, along side those other bogus "newspapers" you see on the stands that have titles like (i kid you not) "Dick Cheney is a Robot", and others about ufo's, aliens, mythical creatures, etc.

01-05-2010, 04:57 PM	#1
Saffire Classically liberal. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,406 My Mood: Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Professor Hopenchange Caught Cheating on His Wife http://www.nationalenquirer.com/repo...elebrity/68590 : Quote: OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL: SHOCKING NEW REPORTS UPDATED: Reports out of Washington, DC: PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide. A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions. While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair. Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004 that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous in where Obama was staying. An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo's driver account of the secret 2004 rendezvous. Oh dear.

01-05-2010, 06:27 PM	#3
the_gloaming09 Feral Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 11,934 My Mood: Location: NY Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 38 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts	of course we all know how reliable the National Enquirer is! __________________ I'm not yours. You're not mine. That's just fine. Please. Don't. Judge. My Blog Facebook Twitter

01-05-2010, 06:33 PM	#4
Saffire Classically liberal. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,406 My Mood: Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by the_gloaming09;4143328 of course we all know how reliable the National Enquirer is! It's actually been remarkably reliable recently. They broke stories on John Edwards cheating on his wife, as well as some details about the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky thing. : Quote: In 2010 there was some speculation that the Enquirer might receive a Pulitzer Prize for its investigation of Edwards. Wrote the San Francisco Examiner, "It galls most mainstream newspaper editors that a tawdry tabloid could be considered for their most vaunted prize. It's like nominating a porn flick for an Oscar." So anyway, I wouldn't be so fast to discount this.

01-05-2010, 06:36 PM	#5
the_gloaming09 Feral Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 11,934 My Mood: Location: NY Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 38 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts	oh... i guess i always just associated it to be the kind of news that would have stupid made up stories, along side those other bogus "newspapers" you see on the stands that have titles like (i kid you not) "Dick Cheney is a Robot", and others about ufo's, aliens, mythical creatures, etc. __________________ I'm not yours. You're not mine. That's just fine. Please. Don't. Judge. My Blog Facebook Twitter

01-05-2010, 06:36 PM	#6
the_gloaming09 Feral Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 11,934 My Mood: Location: NY Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 38 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts	oh... i guess i always just associated it to be the kind of news that would have stupid made up stories, along side those other bogus "newspapers" you see on the stands that have titles like (i kid you not) "Dick Cheney is a Robot", and others about ufo's, aliens, mythical creatures, etc. __________________ I'm not yours. You're not mine. That's just fine. Please. Don't. Judge. My Blog Facebook Twitter

01-05-2010, 06:26 PM	#2
Pseudonym Why She Loves Me? Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 23,599 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Anti-Obama operatives are offering people $1 million to tell people they saw him cheat? The truth will come out!