Chris Martin's Worst Lyrics

Reilly · 21-01-2010, 03:06 PM

Yeah I know we all love him and everything *GACK*, but what are Chris Martins worst (a.k.a least incredibly fucking brilliant) lyrics?

It's a toughie, I know. I'll make mine short and sweet.
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Lights will guide you home.
And ignite your bones.

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NOW U

Carla · 21-01-2010, 03:19 PM

"It was all yellow"

chlllll · 21-01-2010, 03:46 PM

bones sinking like stones

the song is brilliant, but the lyrics..

Reilly · 21-01-2010, 03:57 PM

You'd kindof expect bones to sink like stones.

kittybitty · 21-01-2010, 03:58 PM

All the lyrics of 42. Rest of of the song is great.

Acquiesce · 21-01-2010, 04:38 PM

Lyrics don't have to make sense !
Look at the Oasis lyrics -> it sucks ! really !
But it's funny , so who cares ? !

Corkus · 21-01-2010, 04:49 PM

"Don't you wish that life could be as simple as fish swimming 'round in a barrel when you've got the gun?"

I love that song, but...sheesh.

Stefan-C8 · 21-01-2010, 04:52 PM

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Heiner · 21-01-2010, 04:54 PM

Just because you're loosing, doesn't mean you're lost.

Good thread. I don't understand why the rest of the band don't do anything against it.
It's incredible crap sometimes.

The very reason why I just can't take vlvadaoohf serious.

Reilly · 21-01-2010, 04:54 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Corkus;3911796
"Don't you wish that life could be as simple as fish swimming 'round in a barrel when you've got the gun?"

I love that song, but...sheesh.

Hahaha! Forgot that one.

Heiner · 21-01-2010, 04:59 PM

Something like:

The dead are not dead, they're just living in my head.

NumbersGirl · 21-01-2010, 05:01 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Carla;3911665
"It was all yellow"

"In an alternative universe this song would have been called Playboy."
- Chris Martin

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?...401&vid=250422

(once you get past the commercials, sorry)

Obi · 21-01-2010, 05:07 PM

Has to be:

"Thooose who are deaaad are not deaadddd, they're just living in myyy heaaadd. And since I feellll for that speeellll, I am living there as welllll. Ohhhh"

Heiner · 21-01-2010, 05:16 PM

^ Yeah, that second line adds massively to the general irritation.

Strawberry Swinger · 21-01-2010, 05:20 PM

All of Speed of Sound is hideous IMO. The "If you never try you'll never know" is such a filler sentence on X&Y album...

But just read the first verse...

How long before I get in?
Before it starts, before I begin?
How long before you decide?
Before I know what it feels like?
Where To, where do I go?
If you never try, then you'll never know.

21-01-2010, 03:06 PM	#1
Reilly District 9er Badazz!11111 Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 36,004 Chat posts: 63 Thanks given: 45 Thanked 336 Times in 192 Posts	Chris Martin's Worst Lyrics Yeah I know we all love him and everything GACK, but what are Chris Martins worst (a.k.a least incredibly fucking brilliant) lyrics? It's a toughie, I know. I'll make mine short and sweet. ----- Lights will guide you home. And ignite your bones. ----- NOW U __________________ This door... ...needs some WD-40. Quote: Originally Posted by Fix42YellowClocks I cannot argue my point of the seemingly conflicting idea of why I have the right to argue people shouldn't be allowed to tell Coldplay to stop expressing themselves without a fundamental argument to the freedoms we enjoy. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

21-01-2010, 03:19 PM	#2
Carla Do you remember my name? Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 17,337 My Mood: Location: Nowhere to be found... Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	"It was all yellow" __________________ "All lives end, all hearts are broken, caring is not an advantage" - Mycroft Holmes

21-01-2010, 03:46 PM	#3
chlllll Viva! Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 584 My Mood: Location: Venlo, The Netherlands Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	bones sinking like stones the song is brilliant, but the lyrics.. __________________ PROUD owner of a golden coldplay record♥of the A Rush Of Blood To The Head album ♥ ♥ ♥ 03'10'08 coldplay at Rotterdam Ahoy 10'09'09 coldplay at Goffertpark Nijmegen 11'06'11 coldplay at Pinkpop Landgraaf 20'12'11 coldplay at Festhalle Frankfurt 27'07'12 coldplay at olympics London 06'09'12 coldplay at Malieveld Den Haag

21-01-2010, 03:57 PM	#4
Reilly District 9er Badazz!11111 Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 36,004 Chat posts: 63 Thanks given: 45 Thanked 336 Times in 192 Posts	You'd kindof expect bones to sink like stones. __________________ This door... ...needs some WD-40. Quote: Originally Posted by Fix42YellowClocks I cannot argue my point of the seemingly conflicting idea of why I have the right to argue people shouldn't be allowed to tell Coldplay to stop expressing themselves without a fundamental argument to the freedoms we enjoy. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

21-01-2010, 03:58 PM	#5
kittybitty Coldplayer Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,601 My Mood: Location: Home, home, where I wanted to Go Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 85 Thanked 122 Times in 96 Posts	All the lyrics of 42. Rest of of the song is great. __________________ Coldplay's gonna knock you out! )

21-01-2010, 04:38 PM	#6
Acquiesce madferit Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 9,535 Location: Flanders Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Lyrics don't have to make sense ! Look at the Oasis lyrics -> it sucks ! really ! But it's funny , so who cares ? !

21-01-2010, 04:49 PM	#7
Corkus Pretentious Tool Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,507 My Mood: Location: Smoggy SoCal Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 25 Thanked 95 Times in 56 Posts	"Don't you wish that life could be as simple as fish swimming 'round in a barrel when you've got the gun?" I love that song, but...sheesh.

21-01-2010, 04:52 PM	#8
Stefan-C8 I hate flowers Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4,511 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 13 Times in 7 Posts	"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

21-01-2010, 04:54 PM	#9
Heiner Sth is squeezing my brain Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 435 Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Just because you're loosing, doesn't mean you're lost. Good thread. I don't understand why the rest of the band don't do anything against it. It's incredible crap sometimes. The very reason why I just can't take vlvadaoohf serious.

21-01-2010, 04:54 PM	#10
Reilly District 9er Badazz!11111 Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 36,004 Chat posts: 63 Thanks given: 45 Thanked 336 Times in 192 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by Corkus;3911796 "Don't you wish that life could be as simple as fish swimming 'round in a barrel when you've got the gun?" I love that song, but...sheesh. Hahaha! Forgot that one. __________________ This door... ...needs some WD-40. Quote: Originally Posted by Fix42YellowClocks I cannot argue my point of the seemingly conflicting idea of why I have the right to argue people shouldn't be allowed to tell Coldplay to stop expressing themselves without a fundamental argument to the freedoms we enjoy. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

21-01-2010, 04:59 PM	#11
Heiner Sth is squeezing my brain Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 435 Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Something like: The dead are not dead, they're just living in my head.

21-01-2010, 05:01 PM	#12
NumbersGirl sooner or later Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,487 Country: Fav. CP song: I Ramsterdam Atrouble Fav. CP member: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 65 Thanked 179 Times in 98 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by Carla;3911665 "It was all yellow" "In an alternative universe this song would have been called Playboy." - Chris Martin http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?...401&vid=250422 (once you get past the commercials, sorry) __________________ there is no Carrie, only Zuul... the mongrel cat with the crazy-kitten smile

21-01-2010, 05:07 PM	#13
Obi Confused are you? Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 113 My Mood: Location: Scotland Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Has to be: "Thooose who are deaaad are not deaadddd, they're just living in myyy heaaadd. And since I feellll for that speeellll, I am living there as welllll. Ohhhh" __________________ Previously Jonnythepirate67 on the old coldplay board, I hesitated to join another Coldplay forum for about 2/3 years... but here I am yay. last.fm/user/jonzo67

21-01-2010, 05:16 PM	#14
Heiner Sth is squeezing my brain Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 435 Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^ Yeah, that second line adds massively to the general irritation.

21-01-2010, 05:20 PM	#15
Strawberry Swinger Coldplayer Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,391 My Mood: Location: Nis Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 2 Thanked 23 Times in 15 Posts	All of Speed of Sound is hideous IMO. The "If you never try you'll never know" is such a filler sentence on X&Y album... But just read the first verse... How long before I get in? Before it starts, before I begin? How long before you decide? Before I know what it feels like? Where To, where do I go? If you never try, then you'll never know. __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by RegulusBlack;4975654 ^Whateva Lory, please post your opinions in your mother tongue, I swear we will understand more than when you post in this English of yours. Quote: Originally Posted by nvdmm;5314172 oh dear me you know what i hate?! when some people are so blinded by their love for the band that even if they came out one day murdering puppies you would justify it somehow. (they havent done anything that terrible here im just sayin)