Time for some new LOLdplayyyyys
"That's right. I'm stealing your soul right now"
Interviewer: Welcome to our new episode of MTV Cribs! Today we're in Chris Martin's lovely house! Tell us something about your favourite room Chris!"
Chris: "Alright, I really like the bedroom you know, it's the place where you get your rest, have the best dreams, and all that stuff."
Interviewer: "...what was that?!"
Chris: "Oh, erm, probably the neighbours, yeah, the walls are rather thin you know!"
Jonny: "Chris can I come out now? It's really dark in here!"
Interviewer: "No wait, that sounded like it came out of your clos-"
Chris: "OH LOOK, mysterious symbols on my hand, what do they mean?!"
Farmer: "And dis is ma favourite plant. It is good for health and good for cook. It grows from springtime to..."
Chris: "I wanna die. Right now."
"Yes, this is codename CHARLIE MIKE
. Suspect is watching me right now, awaiting permission to charge missiles."
Apple: "Daddy Daddy DADDY DADDY I WANNA RIDE THE PONY!!"
Chris: "Alright ALRIGHT there you go, and now shut up!"
3 seconds later
Chris: "Oh god, what is it now?"
Apple: "Pony is scary, I want to my mommy!!"
Chris: *SIGH "I wish I would have married Jon.."
Interviewer: "So, I heard that you, Chris, once threw Will out of the band, is that correct?"
Chris: "It is! Because he was bitching around and fucking annoying, so I kicked his arse out of the band, because I'm cool like that, YO!"
Will: "The fuck are you talking about? Are you implying that I'm being pussy enough to get thrown out by such a stick figure like you?
Chris: "I certainly are!"
Will: "Alright ASSHOLE, I'm gonna throw you out of your own HOUSE, mark my words!"
Chris: "Yeah sure LOL."
One day later...