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Unread 01-03-2012, 09:06 PM   #8116
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LOL this thread... it's just so random!!!




Why yes, I did just get done doing... naughty things... with... a certain guitarist backstage just now. Thanks for noticing. TEEHEE!!
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Unread 01-03-2012, 10:11 PM   #8117
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lmao xD
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Unread 01-03-2012, 10:21 PM   #8118
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Unread 01-03-2012, 10:36 PM   #8119
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Time for some new LOLdplayyyyys





"That's right. I'm stealing your soul right now"



Interviewer: Welcome to our new episode of MTV Cribs! Today we're in Chris Martin's lovely house! Tell us something about your favourite room Chris!"
Chris: "Alright, I really like the bedroom you know, it's the place where you get your rest, have the best dreams, and all that stuff."



Jonny: "hello?"
Interviewer: "...what was that?!"
Chris: "Oh, erm, probably the neighbours, yeah, the walls are rather thin you know!"



Jonny: "Chris can I come out now? It's really dark in here!"
Interviewer: "No wait, that sounded like it came out of your clos-"
Chris: "OH LOOK, mysterious symbols on my hand, what do they mean?!"




Farmer: "And dis is ma favourite plant. It is good for health and good for cook. It grows from springtime to..."
Chris: "I wanna die. Right now."



"Yes, this is codename CHARLIE MIKE. Suspect is watching me right now, awaiting permission to charge missiles."



Apple: "Daddy Daddy DADDY DADDY I WANNA RIDE THE PONY!!"
Chris: "Alright ALRIGHT there you go, and now shut up!"


3 seconds later



Apple: "WAAAAHHHH!!"
Chris: "Oh god, what is it now?"
Apple: "Pony is scary, I want to my mommy!!"
Chris: *SIGH "I wish I would have married Jon.."



Interviewer: "So, I heard that you, Chris, once threw Will out of the band, is that correct?"
Chris: "It is! Because he was bitching around and fucking annoying, so I kicked his arse out of the band, because I'm cool like that, YO!"



Will: "The fuck are you talking about? Are you implying that I'm being pussy enough to get thrown out by such a stick figure like you?
Chris: "I certainly are!"
Will: "Alright ASSHOLE, I'm gonna throw you out of your own HOUSE, mark my words!"
Chris: "Yeah sure LOL."


One day later...


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Unread 01-03-2012, 10:40 PM   #8120
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OMG Thalia, they are all HILARIOUS
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Unread 01-03-2012, 10:42 PM   #8121
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Thalia, those are awesome!!
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Amazing!!!
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N'awww you guys!! Thanks for the nice words, tehe
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i like the one with the mirror cause ya know you can see his back...
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Hahaha those ones are the best I've seen in a while
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Chris - Jonny did it get bigger!





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Interviewer: Welcome to our new episode of MTV Cribs! Today we're in Chris Martin's lovely house! Tell us something about your favourite room Chris!"
Chris: "Alright, I really like the bedroom you know, it's the place where you get your rest, have the best dreams, and all that stuff."



Jonny: "hello?"
Interviewer: "...what was that?!"
Chris: "Oh, erm, probably the neighbours, yeah, the walls are rather thin you know!"



Jonny: "Chris can I come out now? It's really dark in here!"
Interviewer: "No wait, that sounded like it came out of your clos-"
Chris: "OH LOOK, mysterious symbols on my hand, what do they mean?!"



"Yes, this is codename CHARLIE MIKE. Suspect is watching me right now, awaiting permission to charge missiles."



LMAO. I love these in particular. But they're all hilarious .

I love the other recent ones people shared here, too.
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That was EPIC!
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