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Unread 10-11-2009, 06:32 PM   #1846
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, those made me choke soo bad, hilarous !
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Unread 10-11-2009, 06:41 PM   #1847
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Chris: Dahahaha little children are running after me, how cute's that??
Girl: I want his shirt!!
Boy: I want his pants!
Girl: I want his sunglasses!
Boy: I want his arms!
Girl: I want his legs!!
Boy: Who has got the knife?



OMG, I almost of laughter, ha!!!
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Chris: "Boy, oh, boy, that chocolate cake looks FANTASTIC! I would sell my soul for a slice of that cake!"
Guy: "I would sell Chris's soul for a slice of that cake!"
Jonny: "So delicate...so chocolatey...I feel so horny right now. This must be what Chris's soul is like."
Will: "Caaaaaaake...waaaaaaant...noooooowww...*indistinguisable drool sounds*"
Spike Haired Dude: "Say, I couldn't help but overhear that you would sell your soul for a slice of cake. My name's Satan. Let's talk business."



This is the one that has started the 'cake-obsession'
I love this one

New ones are really good!
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OMG, I almost of laughter, ha!!!
Morbid humor is the best!
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good ones!!!
I'm out of inspiration today . maybe tomorrow
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Chris: Folks, there's some creepy fan over there who always grabs his crotch when I look into his direction.
Jonny: WHAT! WHERE?!?
Will: You know Chris, I'm always there if you need me, I can sing for you too



...And of course everybody ignored the drummer of Coldplay when he warned that the song "Chinese Sleep Chant" might have a very sleepy effect on the audience and the band itself...


Chris: WROOM WROOOOM I'm driving a car!

Chris: RAWWWRR I'm a lion!!
Guy: Haha what an idiot...

Chris: Look at me, LOOK AT ME!! I'm a treeee!!
Guy: Now shut the fuck up already!
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hahahahahahaha

it's been a long time since I laughed that loud
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'look at me, LOOK AT ME !! I'm a treeeeee'

that one almost killed me
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Hahahaha, Thalia that's awesome !
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH marvellous xD
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Chris: Folks, there's some creepy fan over there who always grabs his crotch when I look into his direction.
Jonny: WHAT! WHERE?!?
Will: You know Chris, I'm always there if you need me, I can sing for you too
...And of course everybody ignored the drummer of Coldplay when he warned that the song "Chinese Sleep Chant" might have a very sleepy effect on the audience and the band itself...


Chris: WROOM WROOOOM I'm driving a car!

Chris: RAWWWRR I'm a lion!!
Guy: Haha what an idiot...

Chris: Look at me, LOOK AT ME!! I'm a treeee!!
Guy: Now shut the fuck up already!



HAHA!!!!!!!
GUY!!!!!!
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Ana I love it!!!!!
Guy wins!!!
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Indeed we do!

So I made some LLOOLOLOLOL


Guy : Yeah, now I just need to lower my trousers a little bit and then the Berrygirls will explode all over again...
Jonny: UUuaaahh what is this smell!?
Will: YAY WEHEHEHEH wasn't that just totally amazing?! WOOP!
Chris: Will, since when did I allow you to clap?..."



Chris: Yooour skiiin, your skin and bones...
Will: Yeah, just like that, only one inch left...
Jonny: Will if you dare to move any closer to Chris, I swear to god, this little rattle will disappear in a very inapprociate place
Guy: Sometimes, I dream about cheese


Soundmen: Man, we really do have the best job in the world, what a view, holy moly...

Will: I like the feeling of playing my favourite guitar.
Guy: I like the feeling of being watched.
Chris: I like the feeling of being so obscenely close to Jonny.
Jonny: I like the feeling of wearing this lovely blue shirt from last night, when Chris ripped it off of my body before we had the dirtiest sex you can imagine.


Chris: Dahahaha little children are running after me, how cute's that??
Girl: I want his shirt!!
Boy: I want his pants!
Girl: I want his sunglasses!
Boy: I want his arms!
Girl: I want his legs!!
Boy: Who has got the knife?


HEY, YOU! Wanna hear a secret?? YEAH?
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Thalia you're a genius!!!!!!!!!!

Smart soundmen eh?
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Smart soundmen indeed!

Yes sometimes I have my funny moments were I have to write random shit under pictures
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Your avi is so cute!!!!!
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