The Anti-Joke Thread

Yellow Hill · 18-08-2009, 10:36 PM

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

What happens when you pour a tablespoon of salt in to a cup of water?
You get sal****er.

What do you get when you have unprotected sex with a street hooker?
AIDS

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.

busybeeburns · 18-08-2009, 10:38 PM

knock knock.

Talor · 18-08-2009, 10:40 PM

who is there?

busybeeburns · 18-08-2009, 10:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Talor;3358840
who is there?

you are.

Ahlem · 18-08-2009, 10:42 PM

the wolf

EDIT: late

MrsSeverusSnape · 18-08-2009, 10:49 PM

Dammit, i can only remember portuguese jokes

Ahlem · 18-08-2009, 10:54 PM

What do you get when you cross a cobra tamer and a playwright?
William Snakespeare

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?
It was closed.

Josh42 · 18-08-2009, 10:56 PM

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

A pilot you racist fuck.

Yellow Hill · 18-08-2009, 10:57 PM

Oh noes

MrsSeverusSnape · 18-08-2009, 11:00 PM

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
"Damn!"

How do you keep someone in suspense?
Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow!

Stefan-C8 · 18-08-2009, 11:02 PM

How do you say penis in Turkish?
With your mouth.

Ahlem · 18-08-2009, 11:03 PM

oh God

MrsSeverusSnape · 18-08-2009, 11:07 PM

How do you know you're Portuguese?
Look at your ID.

Yellow Hill · 18-08-2009, 11:13 PM

Why does Brian Peppers molest children?

Because he can.

bruttiиo · 18-08-2009, 11:14 PM

girl, did you just fart? because you blow me away...

18-08-2009, 10:36 PM	#1
Yellow Hill Oh Heartland, Up Yours! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 9,828 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	The Anti-Joke Thread How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One. What happens when you pour a tablespoon of salt in to a cup of water? You get sal****er. What do you get when you have unprotected sex with a street hooker? AIDS What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Being raped. __________________ http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky...e5g2o1_500.gif

18-08-2009, 10:38 PM	#2
busybeeburns mr coldplaying himself Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 46,343 My Mood: Location: test Gender: Country: Seen CP: 20 times Fav. CP album: X&Y Fav. CP song: GPASUYF Fav. CP member: Chat posts: 4 Thanks given: 1,553 Thanked 941 Times in 423 Posts	knock knock. __________________ The early bird catches the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese!

18-08-2009, 10:40 PM	#3
Talor Look at the stars Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,506 Location: Ashdod, Israel Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	who is there? __________________ Face it

18-08-2009, 10:41 PM	#4
busybeeburns mr coldplaying himself Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 46,343 My Mood: Location: test Gender: Country: Seen CP: 20 times Fav. CP album: X&Y Fav. CP song: GPASUYF Fav. CP member: Chat posts: 4 Thanks given: 1,553 Thanked 941 Times in 423 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by Talor;3358840 who is there? you are. __________________ The early bird catches the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese!

18-08-2009, 10:42 PM	#5
Ahlem Acquired Taste Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 11,844 Location: à l'ouest rien de nouveau! Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	the wolf EDIT: late __________________ لا تفكر في المفقود حتى لا تفقد الموجود

18-08-2009, 10:49 PM	#6
MrsSeverusSnape Missing the old Coldplay. Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,352 My Mood: Location: Lisboa Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Dammit, i can only remember portuguese jokes __________________ Saying how I always loved you, darling, and I always will.

18-08-2009, 10:54 PM	#7
Ahlem Acquired Taste Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 11,844 Location: à l'ouest rien de nouveau! Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you get when you cross a cobra tamer and a playwright? William Snakespeare Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? It was closed. __________________ لا تفكر في المفقود حتى لا تفقد الموجود

18-08-2009, 10:56 PM	#8
Josh42 hysterical and useless Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 11,093 My Mood: Location: buy a one way ticket, get me out of here Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist fuck. __________________ face + last t’hauria de dir el que vols sentir hauria de fer el que tothom espera de mi però de sobte el sol perfora un gran núvol i la tarda esclata com si fos un matí

18-08-2009, 10:57 PM	#9
Yellow Hill Oh Heartland, Up Yours! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 9,828 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Oh noes __________________ http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky...e5g2o1_500.gif

18-08-2009, 11:00 PM	#10
MrsSeverusSnape Missing the old Coldplay. Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,352 My Mood: Location: Lisboa Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "Damn!" How do you keep someone in suspense? Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow! __________________ Saying how I always loved you, darling, and I always will.

18-08-2009, 11:02 PM	#11
Stefan-C8 I hate flowers Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4,511 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 13 Times in 7 Posts	How do you say penis in Turkish? With your mouth.

18-08-2009, 11:03 PM	#12
Ahlem Acquired Taste Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 11,844 Location: à l'ouest rien de nouveau! Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	oh God __________________ لا تفكر في المفقود حتى لا تفقد الموجود

18-08-2009, 11:07 PM	#13
MrsSeverusSnape Missing the old Coldplay. Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,352 My Mood: Location: Lisboa Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	How do you know you're Portuguese? Look at your ID. __________________ Saying how I always loved you, darling, and I always will.

18-08-2009, 11:13 PM	#14
Yellow Hill Oh Heartland, Up Yours! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 9,828 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Why does Brian Peppers molest children? Because he can. __________________ http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky...e5g2o1_500.gif

18-08-2009, 11:14 PM	#15
bruttiиo ♥oиacid Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 18,270 Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	girl, did you just fart? because you blow me away... __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by мaямellata;3951612 wait, wait.. i need to make this conversation funny: sex hahahahahahaaahhhaaaa

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search