Chris Martin Quotes - Page 56

Coeurli · 27-02-2012, 04:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiame;5236396
"I think of Kiame when I have sex with Gwyneth."

- Chris Martin

I'm sure it's true, totally believe you

Comicforce · 27-02-2012, 04:47 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TracieMorgan;5236391

"Just going to the loo, Gwynnie. Be right back." *skip, hop, skip*

hahaha! I have SUCH a funny imagine in my head now... LOL

TracieMorgan · 28-02-2012, 12:50 AM

I know! The visual is priceless!

teernabh5 · 21-03-2012, 12:09 PM

Were you supporting someone?
We were supporting THREE people...

Oh right, so you were bottom of the bill?
Yeah, we were opening for the openers of the openers…

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=90111
Funny quote! Wish this thread was a bit more active as I was having a blast reading the earlier pages!

LoryABjerre · 21-03-2012, 12:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiame;5236396
"I think of Kiame when I have sex with Gwyneth."

- Chris Martin

lol... if he thinks Kiame when he have sex with Gwyneth . then he also thinks me and all the fans . So the first priority is Gwyneth.

I am logic

Paradise_42 · 08-04-2012, 09:45 PM

I: I heard and I read somewhere that you wrote the song A Message naked.. Why did you write it naked? Is it true?

C: I do a lot of things naked

I: Oh yeah? What kind of things do you do naked?

C: Shopping, water-skiing...

J: Volleyball...

C: Volleyball.. you like to do volleybal naked

J: Yeah (laughing)... Ping Pong

C: you like to play Ping Pong naked

I: Did you write other songs naked?

C: I can't remember any song that I wrote with clothes

I: and why?

C: I don't know

I: You don't know.. it's just the inspiration.. it comes better naked

C. It's not that inspiring

Coeurli · 08-04-2012, 10:20 PM

m@r@ · 08-04-2012, 10:24 PM

LOOOOOOOL

Wintergreen · 09-04-2012, 02:31 AM

LMAO.

Oh, Chris...

TracieMorgan · 09-04-2012, 03:30 AM

Well, I'd have a very hard time writing a song if Chris was naked,lol. Oh, Lord, my mind is writing lyrics! This isn't good. Running away now...

(I'm Sure glad nothing rhymes with 'Venus',lol.

)

sjors93 · 09-04-2012, 01:27 PM

''I don't want to be in U2. I am already in the best band in the world.''

''Our ambition is that everyone, who is going to a Coldplay concert, shall have an orgasm the following night. After the concert, I want people to leave with the desire to have sex with each other."

Coeurli · 09-04-2012, 01:31 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by sjors93;5272611
''I don't want to be in U2. I am already in the best band in the world.''

Awww

Quote:
Originally Posted by sjors93;5272611
''Our ambition is that everyone, who is going to a Coldplay concert, shall have an orgasm the following night. After the concert, I want people to leave with the desire to have sex with each other."

hahahaha

(and aaawwww, in a way

)

ForYouIBleedMyselfDry · 09-04-2012, 03:01 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by sjors93;5272611
''I don't want to be in U2. I am already in the best band in the world.''

''Our ambition is that everyone, who is going to a Coldplay concert, shall have an orgasm the following night. After the concert, I want people to leave with the desire to have sex with each other."

PrincessofChina · 09-04-2012, 03:55 PM

This man is a genius

Wintergreen · 09-04-2012, 08:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by sjors93;5272611
''Our ambition is that everyone, who is going to a Coldplay concert, shall have an orgasm the following night. After the concert, I want people to leave with the desire to have sex with each other."

LOL, oh, my god...

.

The U2 one is nice, too.

27-02-2012, 04:45 PM	#826
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27-02-2012, 04:47 PM	#827
Comicforce Cake Brigade Member! Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 5,244 My Mood: Location: In a suit of armour on Ebay - hoping. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1,274 Thanked 1,166 Times in 399 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by TracieMorgan;5236391 "Just going to the loo, Gwynnie. Be right back." skip, hop, skip hahaha! I have SUCH a funny imagine in my head now... LOL __________________ \|<3 AEIOU \|<3 Pooger rules Coldpapers - Coldplay wallpapers and Videos& Tumblr & Yea Olde Giffe Shoppe - Coldplay gifs.. 24th November 2011 - Little Noise Sessions - Hackney / 9th December 2011 - O2 Arena - London / 2nd June 2012 - Emirates Stadium - London/ 7th August 2012 - Chicago IL - USA / 6th September 2012 - The Hague - The Netherlands

28-02-2012, 12:50 AM	#828
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21-03-2012, 12:39 PM	#830
LoryABjerre Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,937 My Mood: Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 92 Thanked 315 Times in 212 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by Kiame;5236396 "I think of Kiame when I have sex with Gwyneth." - Chris Martin lol... if he thinks Kiame when he have sex with Gwyneth . then he also thinks me and all the fans . So the first priority is Gwyneth. I am logic

08-04-2012, 10:20 PM	#832
Coeurli It's pronounced Curly Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 13,831 Location: 136 Low Street, The Little Apple. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1,867 Thanked 1,492 Times in 847 Posts	__________________ A dazzled Coldplay fan. Also known as R Célly, or Nikola's PR. COLDPLAY: "Four very attractive young men playing the sexiest music ever created that will melt both your heart and your brain at the same time." "We're a punk band, you know that" - CM Stade de France, Paris, 2.09.2012 The night I had eye-sex twice with The Martin

21-03-2012, 12:09 PM	#829
teernabh5 Strawberry Swinger Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 999 My Mood: Location: Major Minus Street!! Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 175 Thanked 122 Times in 68 Posts	Were you supporting someone? We were supporting THREE people... Oh right, so you were bottom of the bill? Yeah, we were opening for the openers of the openers… http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=90111 Funny quote! Wish this thread was a bit more active as I was having a blast reading the earlier pages!

08-04-2012, 09:45 PM	#831
Paradise_42 Coldplayer Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 2 Gender: Country: Fav. CP member: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I: I heard and I read somewhere that you wrote the song A Message naked.. Why did you write it naked? Is it true? C: I do a lot of things naked I: Oh yeah? What kind of things do you do naked? C: Shopping, water-skiing... J: Volleyball... C: Volleyball.. you like to do volleybal naked J: Yeah (laughing)... Ping Pong C: you like to play Ping Pong naked I: Did you write other songs naked? C: I can't remember any song that I wrote with clothes I: and why? C: I don't know I: You don't know.. it's just the inspiration.. it comes better naked C. It's not that inspiring

08-04-2012, 10:24 PM	#833
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09-04-2012, 02:31 AM	#834
Wintergreen In my own happy paradise Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,331 Location: The plains of Iowa Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 17 Thanked 16 Times in 14 Posts	LMAO. Oh, Chris... __________________ "And tell me you love me Come back and haunt me" "Lights will guide you home..." Fri., August 10th, 2012 Xcel Energy Center St. Paul, MN

09-04-2012, 03:30 AM	#835
TracieMorgan Biggest JONNY fan 2012 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 31,713 Location: Playing the drums very badly, and the bass even worse. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 965 Thanked 808 Times in 531 Posts	Well, I'd have a very hard time writing a song if Chris was naked,lol. Oh, Lord, my mind is writing lyrics! This isn't good. Running away now... (I'm Sure glad nothing rhymes with 'Venus',lol. ) __________________ www.myspace.com/howweseetheworld www.facebook.com/traciemorgan www.facebook.com/traciemorganmusic http://twitter.com/TracieMorgan *"That was the day I was almost murdered by a sheep." - Jonny Buckland*

09-04-2012, 01:27 PM	#836
sjors93 Bigger Stronger Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 145 My Mood: Location: Australia Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 2 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	''I don't want to be in U2. I am already in the best band in the world.'' ''Our ambition is that everyone, who is going to a Coldplay concert, shall have an orgasm the following night. After the concert, I want people to leave with the desire to have sex with each other."

09-04-2012, 01:31 PM	#837
Coeurli It's pronounced Curly Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 13,831 Location: 136 Low Street, The Little Apple. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1,867 Thanked 1,492 Times in 847 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by sjors93;5272611 ''I don't want to be in U2. I am already in the best band in the world.'' Awww Quote: Originally Posted by sjors93;5272611 ''Our ambition is that everyone, who is going to a Coldplay concert, shall have an orgasm the following night. After the concert, I want people to leave with the desire to have sex with each other." hahahaha (and aaawwww, in a way ) __________________ A dazzled Coldplay fan. Also known as R Célly, or Nikola's PR. COLDPLAY: "Four very attractive young men playing the sexiest music ever created that will melt both your heart and your brain at the same time." "We're a punk band, you know that" - CM Stade de France, Paris, 2.09.2012 The night I had eye-sex twice with The Martin

09-04-2012, 03:01 PM	#838
ForYouIBleedMyselfDry Give me love over Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 637 My Mood: Location: Under your bed Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by sjors93;5272611 ''I don't want to be in U2. I am already in the best band in the world.'' ''Our ambition is that everyone, who is going to a Coldplay concert, shall have an orgasm the following night. After the concert, I want people to leave with the desire to have sex with each other."

09-04-2012, 03:55 PM	#839
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09-04-2012, 08:53 PM	#840
Wintergreen In my own happy paradise Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,331 Location: The plains of Iowa Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 17 Thanked 16 Times in 14 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by sjors93;5272611 ''Our ambition is that everyone, who is going to a Coldplay concert, shall have an orgasm the following night. After the concert, I want people to leave with the desire to have sex with each other." LOL, oh, my god.... The U2 one is nice, too. __________________ "And tell me you love me Come back and haunt me" "Lights will guide you home..." Fri., August 10th, 2012 Xcel Energy Center St. Paul, MN