Chris Martin Quotes - Page 5

Novah · 24-07-2009, 02:13 AM

I don't get it

edit: Oh wait, I got it. That's terrible!

scusi · 24-07-2009, 02:14 AM

Well I'm not explaining it on here!!

Prospekt. · 24-07-2009, 02:15 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SueDeNimes;3268120
Carol just explained that nun joke to me... Chris is such a perv!

Lol yeah. It's not really that funny though.

It was funny to hear Jonny and Guy try to figure out what it meant though.

C: Can you work that out?

G: No... Where's the soap? Why would there be two nuns in a bath?

J: Sharing water you know, saving water.

C: It doesn't have to be nuns even. I dunno, I just got told that when I was a kid.

G: Could it be two builders?

C: It could be two builders, yes.

G: Must they be female?

Novah · 24-07-2009, 02:16 AM

FaxYou · 24-07-2009, 02:17 AM

[QUOTE=Prospekt.;3268074]

"There's two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" and the other says "It does, doesn't it?" "Think about that!"

That's a shit joke. Neither Jonny or Guy got it.

---
After Dermot confronts Chris about only going over to Jonny and not going over to Guy during gigs:

"We always go over to Guy on stage, and a lot of the time he will ignore you. About 8 times a concert, I'll be like "Hey Guy! We're really rocking the place!" and he will just be like.." *silence* "He's not even looking"
QUOTE]
where are these from? I've never heard this before.

Prospekt. · 24-07-2009, 02:19 AM

The first one is from their XFM residency.

The second one is from an interview with Dermot O Leary.

Both can be found in the multimedia section in Sue's fantastic stickied thread.

BerrymanGirl1 · 24-07-2009, 02:23 AM

G: Could it be two builders?

C: It could be two builders, yes.

G: Must they be female?

*Perrine* · 24-07-2009, 02:27 AM

Haha that made me rofl Kiran

Poor Guy and Jonny, I thought they were used to Chris' shitty jokes

A big thanks to Anna who took 5 minutes to explain me that joke

FaxYou · 24-07-2009, 02:28 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Prospekt.;3268147
The first one is from their XFM residency.

The second one is from an interview with Dermot O Leary.

Both can be found in the multimedia section in Sue's fantastic stickied thread.

Thanks!

coldplayisawesome · 24-07-2009, 02:29 AM

can someone explain the joke to me? :embarassed:
i don't get it.

*Perrine* · 24-07-2009, 02:33 AM

Don't ask me, I barely understood it after Anna explained it during 5 minutes

Plus it's really crappy !

Prospekt. · 24-07-2009, 02:42 AM

Okay so the first nun is asking "Where's the soap?"

But the other nun thinks she says "Wears the soap?"

So she says "Yup. It does, doesn't it?"

Cause the soap is wearing, cause she's masturbating with it.

BerrymanGirl1 · 24-07-2009, 02:46 AM

yes a real shitty joke

*Perrine* · 24-07-2009, 02:47 AM

Thanks for the explanation Kiran, well said

Now my life is complete, I understood Chris' joke, I can die... erm... well at least go to bed ! Goodnight everyone

BerrymanGirl1 · 24-07-2009, 02:47 AM

night Perrine

24-07-2009, 02:13 AM	#61
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24-07-2009, 02:14 AM	#62
scusi So I waited for you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,797 My Mood: Location: Cornwall UK Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 60 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Well I'm not explaining it on here!! __________________ Keeper of Chris's Ambidextrousness, his black scarf and several other yummy items!

24-07-2009, 02:15 AM	#63
Prospekt. somewheretheyfoxtrotmadly Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,907 Location: Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by SueDeNimes;3268120 Carol just explained that nun joke to me... Chris is such a perv! Lol yeah. It's not really that funny though. It was funny to hear Jonny and Guy try to figure out what it meant though. C: Can you work that out? G: No... Where's the soap? Why would there be two nuns in a bath? J: Sharing water you know, saving water. C: It doesn't have to be nuns even. I dunno, I just got told that when I was a kid. G: Could it be two builders? C: It could be two builders, yes. G: Must they be female? __________________ you always ask if i'm okay its not the same as being happy last\|fm

24-07-2009, 02:16 AM	#64
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24-07-2009, 02:19 AM	#66
Prospekt. somewheretheyfoxtrotmadly Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,907 Location: Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	The first one is from their XFM residency. The second one is from an interview with Dermot O Leary. Both can be found in the multimedia section in Sue's fantastic stickied thread. __________________ you always ask if i'm okay its not the same as being happy last\|fm

24-07-2009, 02:17 AM	#65
FaxYou Coldplayer Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 27 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	[QUOTE=Prospekt.;3268074] "There's two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" and the other says "It does, doesn't it?" "Think about that!" That's a shit joke. Neither Jonny or Guy got it. --- After Dermot confronts Chris about only going over to Jonny and not going over to Guy during gigs: "We always go over to Guy on stage, and a lot of the time he will ignore you. About 8 times a concert, I'll be like "Hey Guy! We're really rocking the place!" and he will just be like.." silence "He's not even looking" QUOTE] where are these from? I've never heard this before.

24-07-2009, 02:23 AM	#67
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24-07-2009, 02:27 AM	#68
Perrine ♪♫ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 10,011 My Mood: Location: On Melancholy Hill Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Haha that made me rofl Kiran Poor Guy and Jonny, I thought they were used to Chris' shitty jokes A big thanks to Anna who took 5 minutes to explain me that joke

24-07-2009, 02:28 AM	#69
FaxYou Coldplayer Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 27 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Quote: Originally Posted by Prospekt.;3268147 The first one is from their XFM residency. The second one is from an interview with Dermot O Leary. Both can be found in the multimedia section in Sue's fantastic stickied thread. Thanks!

24-07-2009, 02:29 AM	#70
coldplayisawesome Fills! (mm, pizza) Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 24,472 My Mood: Location: Good Ol' Philly Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 150 Thanked 154 Times in 89 Posts	can someone explain the joke to me? :embarassed: i don't get it. __________________ Buckin♥♥Love Youtube - Twitter - Tumblr - ER - Fics - ColdplayingTV™ -

24-07-2009, 02:33 AM	#71
Perrine ♪♫ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 10,011 My Mood: Location: On Melancholy Hill Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Don't ask me, I barely understood it after Anna explained it during 5 minutes Plus it's really crappy !

24-07-2009, 02:42 AM	#72
Prospekt. somewheretheyfoxtrotmadly Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,907 Location: Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Okay so the first nun is asking "Where's the soap?" But the other nun thinks she says "Wears the soap?" So she says "Yup. It does, doesn't it?" Cause the soap is wearing, cause she's masturbating with it. __________________ you always ask if i'm okay its not the same as being happy last\|fm

24-07-2009, 02:46 AM	#73
BerrymanGirl1 Guy's teddy berry!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 25,826 My Mood: Location: in Guy's pants officially :D Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 4 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	yes a real shitty joke __________________ Biggest Guy Fan 2010 + 2011 (: Guy Berryman: The Ace of Bass Dee: Oh my god I'm so hungry I want to eat this planet. My DeviantArt

24-07-2009, 02:47 AM	#74
Perrine ♪♫ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 10,011 My Mood: Location: On Melancholy Hill Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Thanks for the explanation Kiran, well said Now my life is complete, I understood Chris' joke, I can die... erm... well at least go to bed ! Goodnight everyone

24-07-2009, 02:47 AM	#75
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