The secret lives of Chris,Guy,Will,and Jonny

ainsley · 13-07-2009, 12:10 AM

My little brother( 9 years old ) saw a picture of Coldplay and started to say random stuff about Guy. So I asked him : Is that what he looks like to you? And he told me yes, so he started talking about the other guys as well, and this is what he said about Chris,Guy,Will,and Jonny

Guy Berryman:
-He is a model.
-He has a very fat,white persian cat
-He is very rich
-He has marshmallows in his mouth, so that his cheeks look big
-He only has 4 toes
-He walks like Danny in the movie Grease
-In secret he pees in corners, and plucks off his own eyelashes
-He wears pointy shoes and talks like a rich man
-He wears mascara

Chris Martin:
-His real name is Jack
-He is a photographer and takes pictures of human bodies and high mountins
-He is a brain doctor and a mountin climber as well
-He loves to listen to Miley Cyrus´s song The Climb, when he is climbing
-In secret he eats the paper butterflies after the concerts
-He eats lucky charms everyday after eleven o´clock at night
-he often pees in his bed

Will Champion:
-His real name is Bob
-He shops at Gamestop like a girl
-Loves the transformers games
-He watches Hanna Montana the movie
-he plays guitar like a hobo
-He likes licking walls
-He cares about the hobos
-he spies on kids playing on the playground

Jonny Buckland:
-His real name is Frank
-He cuts beards for a living
-he lives with his mom
-He collects beard hair in a jar, and glues it to his own head
-Instead of milk, he uses beer in his cereal
-He loves looking at peoples head
-He follows old ladys around because they give him candy bars
-Instead of walking, he skips like a girl

I thought I was going to die of laughter when he told me all this

So I thought that I would share it with you guys

EDIT:
I forgot he had said something about him too ( I told him about Phil

)

Phil Harvey:
-He collects the paper butterflies in jars and gives them to Chris when he is upset
-He loves peter pan
-Chris is his only friend
-he steals money from Guy
-He sleeps naked
-He screams everytime he sees an ant
-He can put a whole jawebreaker in his mouth
-His real name is Lord. Quentin Leonardo Winston
-He only drinks gatorade
-He likes to massage will´s head when he is sleeping
-He likes to touch strangers
-Him and Jonny hava a secret club were they discuss Chris and Guys hotness
-He likes to drink lipgloss

BerrymanGirl1 · 13-07-2009, 12:12 AM

-In secret he pees in corners, and plucks off his own eyelashes
-He wears pointy shoes and talks like a rich man
-He wears mascara
chris
-He is a photographer and takes pictures of human bodies and high mountins
-He is a brain doctor and a mountin climber as well
In secret he eats the paper butterflies after the concerts
J
Instead of milk, he uses beer in his cereal
w
His real name is Bob
-He cares about the hobos

you have an interesting brother!!!!

Ab · 13-07-2009, 12:19 AM

That's the funniest random thing I've ever read so far!!!

:

Quote:
Jonny Buckland:
- He collects beard hair in a jar, and glues it to his own head

Now we know why he wears his cap ALL the time!

What picture did you show him?!

ainsley · 13-07-2009, 12:22 AM

I showed him this one:

Miss Lestrade · 13-07-2009, 12:23 AM

I was literally laughing throughout the entire list.

Your bro is a genius!

BerrymanGirl1 · 13-07-2009, 12:25 AM

^

but great photo!!!

Ab · 13-07-2009, 12:25 AM

^^^ I see!

I wonder what he'd say about Phil!

BerrymanGirl1 · 13-07-2009, 12:26 AM

yeah!

Miss Lestrade · 13-07-2009, 12:26 AM

Definitely something about his cheeks.

BerrymanGirl1 · 13-07-2009, 12:28 AM

aww why?!

KellieP · 13-07-2009, 12:29 AM

I hope I never meet your brother. I don't want people to know about my secret life

BerrymanGirl1 · 13-07-2009, 12:30 AM

ainsley · 13-07-2009, 12:31 AM

WOOPS! I forgot to write what he said about Phil

I edited my post though

Ohemul · 13-07-2009, 12:32 AM

YOUR BROTHER IS AWESOME!

Omg, I can't stop laughing! (Hope my family doesn't wake up

it's very late).

pickle · 13-07-2009, 12:34 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Coldplayer94;3221955

Phil:
-He sleeps naked

and THAT is why i love phil

this is great!

13-07-2009, 12:10 AM	#1
ainsley Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,589 Location: Norway Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The secret lives of Chris,Guy,Will,and Jonny My little brother( 9 years old ) saw a picture of Coldplay and started to say random stuff about Guy. So I asked him : Is that what he looks like to you? And he told me yes, so he started talking about the other guys as well, and this is what he said about Chris,Guy,Will,and Jonny Guy Berryman: -He is a model. -He has a very fat,white persian cat -He is very rich -He has marshmallows in his mouth, so that his cheeks look big -He only has 4 toes -He walks like Danny in the movie Grease -In secret he pees in corners, and plucks off his own eyelashes -He wears pointy shoes and talks like a rich man -He wears mascara Chris Martin: -His real name is Jack -He is a photographer and takes pictures of human bodies and high mountins -He is a brain doctor and a mountin climber as well -He loves to listen to Miley Cyrus´s song The Climb, when he is climbing -In secret he eats the paper butterflies after the concerts -He eats lucky charms everyday after eleven o´clock at night -he often pees in his bed Will Champion: -His real name is Bob -He shops at Gamestop like a girl -Loves the transformers games -He watches Hanna Montana the movie -he plays guitar like a hobo -He likes licking walls -He cares about the hobos -he spies on kids playing on the playground Jonny Buckland: -His real name is Frank -He cuts beards for a living -he lives with his mom -He collects beard hair in a jar, and glues it to his own head -Instead of milk, he uses beer in his cereal -He loves looking at peoples head -He follows old ladys around because they give him candy bars -Instead of walking, he skips like a girl I thought I was going to die of laughter when he told me all this So I thought that I would share it with you guys EDIT: I forgot he had said something about him too ( I told him about Phil ) Phil Harvey: -He collects the paper butterflies in jars and gives them to Chris when he is upset -He loves peter pan -Chris is his only friend -he steals money from Guy -He sleeps naked -He screams everytime he sees an ant -He can put a whole jawebreaker in his mouth -His real name is Lord. Quentin Leonardo Winston -He only drinks gatorade -He likes to massage will´s head when he is sleeping -He likes to touch strangers -Him and Jonny hava a secret club were they discuss Chris and Guys hotness -He likes to drink lipgloss __________________ ☆:.｡. o(≧▽I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid▽≧)o .｡.:☆ ..............................art//blog//vimeo.................................

13-07-2009, 12:12 AM	#2
BerrymanGirl1 Guy's teddy berry!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 25,826 My Mood: Location: in Guy's pants officially :D Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 4 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	-In secret he pees in corners, and plucks off his own eyelashes -He wears pointy shoes and talks like a rich man -He wears mascara chris -He is a photographer and takes pictures of human bodies and high mountins -He is a brain doctor and a mountin climber as well In secret he eats the paper butterflies after the concerts J Instead of milk, he uses beer in his cereal w His real name is Bob -He cares about the hobos you have an interesting brother!!!! __________________ Biggest Guy Fan 2010 + 2011 (: Guy Berryman: The Ace of Bass Dee: Oh my god I'm so hungry I want to eat this planet. My DeviantArt

13-07-2009, 12:19 AM	#3
Ab девочка Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,917 Location: Cairo, Egypt Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	That's the funniest random thing I've ever read so far!!! : Quote: Jonny Buckland: - He collects beard hair in a jar, and glues it to his own head Now we know why he wears his cap ALL the time! What picture did you show him?! __________________ "General inconsideration of humans pisses me off." - Will Champion http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5...spinmagsig.jpg "Lore" for Mrs Coldplaying 2oo9 \|\| "SueDeNimes" for Friendliest User 2oo9 \|\| "but a dream" for Biggest Jonny Fan 2oo9 \|\| "guyluvsliz" for Biggest Guy Fan 2oo9 \|\| "Twisted mind" for Best Signature 2oo9 \|\| "bear" for Biggest Coldplaying Perv 2oo9 \|\| "Pris" for Mexican & Central American Ambassador 2oo9 \|\| "rudy_o" for Asian Ambassador 2oo9 \|\| "MK" OR "i'maveryneatMonster.'" for Eastern & Southern Europe Ambassador 2oo9 \|\| "Veckatimest" for Best Album 2oo9 & "Ab" for African Ambassador 2oo9

13-07-2009, 12:22 AM	#4
ainsley Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,589 Location: Norway Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I showed him this one: __________________ ☆:.｡. o(≧▽I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid▽≧)o .｡.:☆ ..............................art//blog//vimeo.................................

13-07-2009, 12:23 AM	#5
Miss Lestrade Winter is coming. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,760 My Mood: Location: In your closet. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	I was literally laughing throughout the entire list. Your bro is a genius! __________________ On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur.

13-07-2009, 12:25 AM	#6
BerrymanGirl1 Guy's teddy berry!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 25,826 My Mood: Location: in Guy's pants officially :D Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 4 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	^ but great photo!!! __________________ Biggest Guy Fan 2010 + 2011 (: Guy Berryman: The Ace of Bass Dee: Oh my god I'm so hungry I want to eat this planet. My DeviantArt

13-07-2009, 12:25 AM	#7
Ab девочка Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,917 Location: Cairo, Egypt Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	^^^ I see! I wonder what he'd say about Phil! __________________ "General inconsideration of humans pisses me off." - Will Champion http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5...spinmagsig.jpg "Lore" for Mrs Coldplaying 2oo9 \|\| "SueDeNimes" for Friendliest User 2oo9 \|\| "but a dream" for Biggest Jonny Fan 2oo9 \|\| "guyluvsliz" for Biggest Guy Fan 2oo9 \|\| "Twisted mind" for Best Signature 2oo9 \|\| "bear" for Biggest Coldplaying Perv 2oo9 \|\| "Pris" for Mexican & Central American Ambassador 2oo9 \|\| "rudy_o" for Asian Ambassador 2oo9 \|\| "MK" OR "i'maveryneatMonster.'" for Eastern & Southern Europe Ambassador 2oo9 \|\| "Veckatimest" for Best Album 2oo9 & "Ab" for African Ambassador 2oo9

13-07-2009, 12:26 AM	#8
BerrymanGirl1 Guy's teddy berry!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 25,826 My Mood: Location: in Guy's pants officially :D Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 4 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	yeah! __________________ Biggest Guy Fan 2010 + 2011 (: Guy Berryman: The Ace of Bass Dee: Oh my god I'm so hungry I want to eat this planet. My DeviantArt

13-07-2009, 12:26 AM	#9
Miss Lestrade Winter is coming. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,760 My Mood: Location: In your closet. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Definitely something about his cheeks. __________________ On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur.

13-07-2009, 12:28 AM	#10
BerrymanGirl1 Guy's teddy berry!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 25,826 My Mood: Location: in Guy's pants officially :D Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 4 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	aww why?! __________________ Biggest Guy Fan 2010 + 2011 (: Guy Berryman: The Ace of Bass Dee: Oh my god I'm so hungry I want to eat this planet. My DeviantArt

13-07-2009, 12:29 AM	#11
KellieP Coldplayer Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 493 My Mood: Location: Australia Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I hope I never meet your brother. I don't want people to know about my secret life __________________ Those who are dead are not dead, they're just living in my head. And since I fell, for that spell, I am living there as well.

13-07-2009, 12:30 AM	#12
BerrymanGirl1 Guy's teddy berry!! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 25,826 My Mood: Location: in Guy's pants officially :D Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 4 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	__________________ Biggest Guy Fan 2010 + 2011 (: Guy Berryman: The Ace of Bass Dee: Oh my god I'm so hungry I want to eat this planet. My DeviantArt

13-07-2009, 12:31 AM	#13
ainsley Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,589 Location: Norway Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	WOOPS! I forgot to write what he said about Phil I edited my post though __________________ ☆:.｡. o(≧▽I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid▽≧)o .｡.:☆ ..............................art//blog//vimeo.................................

13-07-2009, 12:32 AM	#14
Ohemul erika Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 10,748 My Mood: Location: Sweden Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	YOUR BROTHER IS AWESOME! Omg, I can't stop laughing! (Hope my family doesn't wake up it's very late).

13-07-2009, 12:34 AM	#15
pickle a summer state of mind Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 39,109 My Mood: Location: Buffalo, NY Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by Coldplayer94;3221955 Phil: -He sleeps naked and THAT is why i love phil this is great! __________________ ♣ poke ♣ tumble ♣ tweet ♣ our careless lifestyle it was not so unwise