Darling, could you please undo the zipper on my dress?

Spoon · 01-07-2009, 06:06 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: darling, could you please undo the zipper on my dress?
You: of course
Stranger: thanks
You: so
You: let's talk about....
You: ah
You: sorry
You: I'm gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Violet · 01-07-2009, 06:24 PM

Spoon · 01-07-2009, 06:27 PM

Violet · 01-07-2009, 06:28 PM

*pats Paul on back*

'Twill be OK.

ivet · 01-07-2009, 07:54 PM

flickahidalgo · 01-07-2009, 09:54 PM

Ooooooookay?

Clocks In My Place · 01-07-2009, 10:30 PM

Josh42 · 01-07-2009, 11:29 PM

How does he just assume you're a girl just because you have a dress on? What a jerk.

01-07-2009, 06:06 PM	#1
Spoon Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,437 Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Darling, could you please undo the zipper on my dress? Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello You: what's up? Stranger: darling, could you please undo the zipper on my dress? You: of course Stranger: thanks You: so You: let's talk about.... You: ah You: sorry You: I'm gay Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ You are not mine. And I am not yours. And that's okay. Please don't judge me.

01-07-2009, 06:24 PM	#2
Violet 2:3 Life Round Here Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 18,749 My Mood: Location: Ripper Street Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 99 Thanked 145 Times in 112 Posts	__________________ Facebook \| Twitter \| Last \| Tumblr Quote: Originally Posted by Showbiz;4807100 A few people are actually Wolstenfluent. I believe Violet may be one of the lucky few born with this gift.

01-07-2009, 06:27 PM	#3
Spoon Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,437 Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	__________________ You are not mine. And I am not yours. And that's okay. Please don't judge me.

01-07-2009, 06:28 PM	#4
Violet 2:3 Life Round Here Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 18,749 My Mood: Location: Ripper Street Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 99 Thanked 145 Times in 112 Posts	pats Paul on back 'Twill be OK. __________________ Facebook \| Twitter \| Last \| Tumblr Quote: Originally Posted by Showbiz;4807100 A few people are actually Wolstenfluent. I believe Violet may be one of the lucky few born with this gift.

01-07-2009, 07:54 PM	#5
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01-07-2009, 09:54 PM	#6
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01-07-2009, 11:29 PM	#8
Josh42 hysterical and useless Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 11,093 My Mood: Location: buy a one way ticket, get me out of here Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	How does he just assume you're a girl just because you have a dress on? What a jerk. __________________ face + last t’hauria de dir el que vols sentir hauria de fer el que tothom espera de mi però de sobte el sol perfora un gran núvol i la tarda esclata com si fos un matí

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