Your Stories about when You were in a Bus/Plane/Train/Metro etc.

Yellow Hill · 10-12-2008, 12:09 AM

Mine, the classic Smelling hairy Man

Yours?

Starlight · 10-12-2008, 12:56 AM

I once sat next to these old ladies on my flight to Phoenix. They were so nice, they gave me chocolates!

hera_g89 · 10-12-2008, 12:59 AM

Ooooooh. Too many. Hostile flight attendants (really, really mean), Man with napkin fetish, smelly feet lady, baby crying for nine hours...plane almost falling down...old lady whipping out the walletfull of grandchildren pictures...

But I love all those experiences.

It's all awesome to remember.

Hotplay007 · 10-12-2008, 01:00 AM

^ hahahaha.

i haven't really any

The Mad Hatter · 10-12-2008, 01:15 AM

I fell asleep on a plane due to some medication that made me drowsy. I ended up falling asleep on this random guy's shoulder. I'm pretty sure I was drooling.

HorrificAttack · 10-12-2008, 01:17 AM

I love public transport

ricardo · 10-12-2008, 01:26 AM

some of them are related to ode to deodorant and helycobapter piloris, and also one of them I got out of the metro and I put my hand on my pocket and mysteriously my money was gone

MrMagpie · 10-12-2008, 04:05 AM

Convo between a cop and a convict on the train on the way to the Coldplay concert in Texas. The cop knew him from arresting him before (the cop was just in everyday clothes, going to the concert)....so they were just talking about life...and the cop was just telling him to get his life back on track and stuff.

Best part though.

Cop: so how many kids do you have?
Other guy: 9
Cop: its time to invest in the snip snip
Other guy: we're trying for 10

мaямellata · 10-12-2008, 04:10 AM

um. no public transportation. buuut.
one time me and some people were driving fast. cuz i think we were racing some other people

..anways. so the front thing of the car pops open and covers the whole front window

SOSCARY.

ApproximatelyInfinite · 10-12-2008, 05:00 AM

oooh well. most of my public transport stories are from holland and aren't that funny because they all have to do with me not being fluent in dutch. but i do have one from an airport that's coldplay-related, kinda.

i was flying to holland this summer (well, london, then holland) on british airways. i got...kinda lucky, because my mom's best friend's husband is one of the big cheeses in british airways and he got me first class and had a personal assistant and got to hang out in the VIP lounge. my personal assistant was explaining everything to me about everywhere i went in the airport while my flight was delayed, and she said "i'm just sorry that there aren't any celebrities in the VIP lounge now for you to hang out with...there were some there a few days ago, though." and a lightbulb went off in my head, since i knew coldplay had just flown to NYC then to do the free MSG shows. so i asked "have you ever worked with coldplay?" and the personal assistant lady was like "coldplay...coldplay...

" and i was like "you know, the guy married to gwyneth paltrow." and she went "OH! yes, they were here on sunday. they gave me tickets to the MSG show. what adorable children gwyneth has!"
and i got rather excited.

on a different note, as nice as it was for them to get me a personal assistant and all, it was rather annoying to have her follow me around like a lackey all over the place.

The Escapist · 10-12-2008, 08:28 AM

I caught a plane. The view is beautiful.

RICK8 · 10-12-2008, 08:37 AM

I was in an aircraft...and it failed!!!!!

Jenjie · 10-12-2008, 08:34 PM

Manchester's Metrolink in the middle of summer when Man Utd had a home match. We hadn't realised and we're coming home from shopping. We had to stand on the tram anyway and then we got to Old Trafford and a pile of men stinking of sweat and booze tried to pile on. Its a good job the station is policed on match days because there was very little room.

I've had some teenagers try to snatch my bag on the bus. and had a nutter decide to sit next to me and talk to me for half the way home from the airport. and had to wait 3 hours for a bus to turn up when a miniscule amount of snow snarled up the roads.

And they want to persuade me to give up my nice little car and use public transport

Glossal Fragster · 10-12-2008, 08:43 PM

I hate people talking really loudly on the phone about really quite private stuff on the bus

such as

"Yeah the dcotor says it should be fine (gruesome details usually follow

)

or really quite agressive calls

"you tell our mick! im gonna kick his f*ckin' head in!Aye! if he's been sleeping with our pruschetta!(made up but probably real name) i'll kill him!"

steady on!

and also really smelly people (if any smelly people are reading..please take a shower! pleassssssse!)

Yellow Hill · 10-12-2008, 08:57 PM

^^I concur

10-12-2008, 12:09 AM	#1
Yellow Hill Oh Heartland, Up Yours! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 9,828 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Your Stories about when You were in a Bus/Plane/Train/Metro etc. Mine, the classic Smelling hairy Man Yours? __________________ http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky...e5g2o1_500.gif

10-12-2008, 01:00 AM	#4
Hotplay007 真実の愛を待って Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 7,644 My Mood: Location: Canberra (once upon a time) Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^ hahahaha. i haven't really any __________________ Patrick Watson <3 http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...0far/pw5-1.png this is the Last time Follow Me - Indyshaped "all senior citizens should have life alert" Quote: Originally Posted by HappyPickle98;3610251 if he's a duck, can i be a mudkip?

10-12-2008, 01:15 AM	#5
The Mad Hatter make believe Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 13,370 My Mood: Location: waging war on Christmas Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 216 Thanked 52 Times in 33 Posts	I fell asleep on a plane due to some medication that made me drowsy. I ended up falling asleep on this random guy's shoulder. I'm pretty sure I was drooling. __________________ tumblr \| deviantart i have been crucified with christ. it is no longer i who live, but christ who lives in me. and the life i now live in the flesh i live by faith in the son of god, who loved me and gave himself for me.

10-12-2008, 01:26 AM	#7
ricardo n00b Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,741 Location: Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	some of them are related to ode to deodorant and helycobapter piloris, and also one of them I got out of the metro and I put my hand on my pocket and mysteriously my money was gone __________________ :'( = Quote: Originally Posted by juanif94;4816627 Copy & Paste Quote: Originally Posted by Reilly;4824826 And practice kissing with your hand but not the one you masturbate with /thread

10-12-2008, 04:10 AM	#9
мaямellata (ﾉ ◕ ◡◕ ) ﾉ ☆ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,645 Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	um. no public transportation. buuut. one time me and some people were driving fast. cuz i think we were racing some other people ..anways. so the front thing of the car pops open and covers the whole front window SOSCARY. __________________ ▲ FLAV✿RS LAST.FM ✿ Elevate

10-12-2008, 12:56 AM	#2
Starlight Me so horny Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,566 My Mood: Location: Philly, PA! Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I once sat next to these old ladies on my flight to Phoenix. They were so nice, they gave me chocolates!

10-12-2008, 12:59 AM	#3
hera_g89 ... Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,455 Location: San Diego Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ooooooh. Too many. Hostile flight attendants (really, really mean), Man with napkin fetish, smelly feet lady, baby crying for nine hours...plane almost falling down...old lady whipping out the walletfull of grandchildren pictures... But I love all those experiences. It's all awesome to remember.

10-12-2008, 01:17 AM	#6
HorrificAttack Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,809 My Mood: Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I love public transport

10-12-2008, 04:05 AM	#8
MrMagpie Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 26,887 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Convo between a cop and a convict on the train on the way to the Coldplay concert in Texas. The cop knew him from arresting him before (the cop was just in everyday clothes, going to the concert)....so they were just talking about life...and the cop was just telling him to get his life back on track and stuff. Best part though. Cop: so how many kids do you have? Other guy: 9 Cop: its time to invest in the snip snip Other guy: we're trying for 10

10-12-2008, 05:00 AM	#10
ApproximatelyInfinite a thousand houses long Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9,715 My Mood: Location: Norfolk, UK Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	oooh well. most of my public transport stories are from holland and aren't that funny because they all have to do with me not being fluent in dutch. but i do have one from an airport that's coldplay-related, kinda. i was flying to holland this summer (well, london, then holland) on british airways. i got...kinda lucky, because my mom's best friend's husband is one of the big cheeses in british airways and he got me first class and had a personal assistant and got to hang out in the VIP lounge. my personal assistant was explaining everything to me about everywhere i went in the airport while my flight was delayed, and she said "i'm just sorry that there aren't any celebrities in the VIP lounge now for you to hang out with...there were some there a few days ago, though." and a lightbulb went off in my head, since i knew coldplay had just flown to NYC then to do the free MSG shows. so i asked "have you ever worked with coldplay?" and the personal assistant lady was like "coldplay...coldplay..." and i was like "you know, the guy married to gwyneth paltrow." and she went "OH! yes, they were here on sunday. they gave me tickets to the MSG show. what adorable children gwyneth has!" and i got rather excited. on a different note, as nice as it was for them to get me a personal assistant and all, it was rather annoying to have her follow me around like a lackey all over the place. __________________ But I know one day, good things are coming our way M A L C J Tumblr\|Twitter\|Last.fm\|Listography

10-12-2008, 08:28 AM	#11
The Escapist Lindisfarne Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 20,574 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I caught a plane. The view is beautiful. __________________ "The only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless"- Tolstoy

10-12-2008, 08:37 AM	#12
RICK8 Ætti Mørkna. \oo/ Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 73,434 My Mood: Location: New Zealand. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I was in an aircraft...and it failed!!!!! __________________ You might be a big fish,in a little pond,doesn't mean you have won,cause along may come a bigger one.

10-12-2008, 08:34 PM	#13
Jenjie PA to SammyBeeBurns Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 5,805 My Mood: Location: at Coldplaying.com Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 35 Thanked 90 Times in 41 Posts	Manchester's Metrolink in the middle of summer when Man Utd had a home match. We hadn't realised and we're coming home from shopping. We had to stand on the tram anyway and then we got to Old Trafford and a pile of men stinking of sweat and booze tried to pile on. Its a good job the station is policed on match days because there was very little room. I've had some teenagers try to snatch my bag on the bus. and had a nutter decide to sit next to me and talk to me for half the way home from the airport. and had to wait 3 hours for a bus to turn up when a miniscule amount of snow snarled up the roads. And they want to persuade me to give up my nice little car and use public transport __________________ "The fat lady has sung and the world's Vida has been well and truly Viva-ed." - R#42 14th March 2010 I've got my "I Heart Coldplaying.com, It's My Life" knickers in a twist!!! 2012: 9&10 June - Manchester Etihad; 2011: 4 Dec - MEN Arena 2010: 25 Nov - Boat Trip 2009: 30 Jan - Absolute Radio; 18 Feb - War Child; 19 Sep - Wembley 2008: 11&12 Dec - MEN Arena 2005: 4&5 July - Reebok Stadium; 19 Dec - MEN Arena 2003: 14 Apr - MEN Arena 2002: 20 June - Mountford Hall; 11 Oct - MEN Arena

10-12-2008, 08:43 PM	#14
Glossal Fragster Coldplayer Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,379 My Mood: Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I hate people talking really loudly on the phone about really quite private stuff on the bus such as "Yeah the dcotor says it should be fine (gruesome details usually follow ) or really quite agressive calls "you tell our mick! im gonna kick his f*ckin' head in!Aye! if he's been sleeping with our pruschetta!(made up but probably real name) i'll kill him!" steady on! and also really smelly people (if any smelly people are reading..please take a shower! pleassssssse!)

10-12-2008, 08:57 PM	#15
Yellow Hill Oh Heartland, Up Yours! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 9,828 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	^^I concur __________________ http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky...e5g2o1_500.gif

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