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[ilovechrismartin09]

aww bless chris xx

[marie/pims]

Chris
very nice chapter

[Prospekt.]

Aww poor Chris.

You're writing is great.

[Cobalt]

I know what that part is referring to Killjoy Kyra *s******@u*

and eet eez coming out well

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Originally Posted by LittleMissMessy;2982286


Drama: YES!! (with capital letters!!!)
Drama seems to be my middle name, you see

Wedding bells: I guess that would be too cheesy, wouldn't it?!?
But of course nothing is impossible

Really glad that you enjoyed reading it
I re-read it again as well and noticed some writing/wording mistakes so at one point I will probably have to spell-check everything

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[iPsy]

Come Back And Look For Me [CHAPTER SIX]

WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

Spoiler

"Get off the road you dickhead!" Is what I heard as I opened my eyes. I was in the middle of the motorway, holding up traffic. I guess this is where I died. I stood up. "Sorry everyone, I will move now, sorry for the inconvenience" I said, looking around. I was definetely back on earth but where on earth was a different question. I ran off the motorway and down an embankment where I found a street. I looked at the steet sign. "It's Violet Hill!" I shouted in excitement, I knew where I was. I ran to sit down on a bench.

What can I do now? I have no money and no one knows me. I put my hands together and prayed to God. "God, I now know that you are there, please, please help me on my journey. I have no money, how do I get back home?" I said and at that moment a car pulled up. The window went down and the driver, a tall man, told me to get in. I got in. "Who are you?" I asked as he began to drive. "I'm just a nice person, a well wisher. Where would you like to go?" he asked. "Do you know where The Bakery is?" I asked, relaxing. "Oh yeah, the place where Coldplay hang out!" he replied, smiling. "They are my favourite band" he continued. "Thank you!" I said, smiling. "Why did you say thank you?" he said, looking puzzled. "I'm Chris Martin, the lead singer!" I said, looking proud. He laughed. "Haha! Who the hell is the Chris Martin?" he said, continuing to laugh.

"Are you joking with me here?" I asked, my head in my hands. "How many members are there?" I continued, shaking my head. "Four, everyone knows that! There is Will on drums, Guy on Bass, Jonny on lead guitar and who can forget the lead singer, Bono!" He proclaimed. "Bono!" I shouted. "BONO!"

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...Proud fan of PARADISE, ETIAW & MAJOR MINUS

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Updated partially, you may now post as you wish!

[iPsy]

Cheers

[MartinFan]

Everythings Not Lost Part5 (language)

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At the studio..... It's morning now and the events that took place last night have been forgotten now, Guy still feeling embarassed about the situation has comfort that his friends are not kidding him about it. Certainly not Chris who is in a fowl mood, AGAIN.
Will and Jonny are discussing a tempo for a new song, Guy strumming and half listening to them, and Chris is in a closet by himself. After an hour of playing around, Chris emerges from his solitude. "I have a few lyrics, have a listen." He positions himself at the piano and plays a slow melody and sings, "Look at the stars. look how they shine for you, and everything you do." "Something like that." he say's. There is silence amongst them, Chris looking annoyed sings, "I swam across I jumped across for you." Jonny pipes up, "Sounds ok", looks over to Guy "What do you think?" Guy crinkles his nose, "Well I guess it needs some work." Will looking at Chris realizes his friend, Chris is gonna explode, "Well if you can Fuck it up more so than me, have at it." Chris screams and jumps up and storms out the door.

Jonny and Guy shake their heads and Guy say's " He is so touchy lately, any little thing ticks him off." Will knows exactly what Chris needs.. Confidence in the love department, it's affecting his writing and his abilities to get along with everyone. The time is now to introduce him to his friend.

As Chris makes his way down the road, Will is trying to catch up to him, Chris crosses the road and a cab slams on his brakes and misses Chris by inches, Chris looks at the guy and shoots him his middle finger and calls him a ****! Will catches up, slightly out of breath, Chris say's, 'Ya got to quit smoking Will, they are killing you." Will: "I like to smoke" pausing to catch his breath, "Just like Jonny likes his beer, and You like your sweets, and Guy likes his transvestites. Chris quickly stops and stares at Will and remembers the night before and starts to laugh and puts his arm around Will's neck and they walk into the pub.

They sit down, the waitress comes over and say's, "Hello boy's, what can I get you today?"
Chris: I'll have the fish and chips with a beer.
Will nods his head and say's "same for me"
Will: I liked those lyrics... Chris they were good.
Chris: Well it's a start, I need some help, I am having a hard time coming up with stuff lately.
Will takes a deep breath and say's," Remember I told you about a lady I wanted you to meet?"
Chris: "Yep"
Will: She's about 20 years older than us and really goodlooking.
Chris: I don't want to date an old lady.
Will: she won't want to date you either, but she will help you learn.
Chris: Learn What?
Will: You know.
Chris: What?.. My voice?
Will leans over the table into Chris, "No sex."
Chris yelps, "A prostitute?"
Will sinking back into the booth, "Shhhh, keep it down."
Chris: I am not that hard up to have to pay for it.
Will: She doesn't want money, she enjoys the teaching of it.
Chris: You mean she just likes to fuck young guy's, oh she must be a winner.
Will: Look she will be at the pub tonight, she has a loft above the bar, she will teach you how to please a woman, you said yourself you wish you knew how.
Chris stuffing chips into his mouth finishes eating and as he swallows his beer down, say's "Whats her name?" "Lola" Will answered. There was more silence....
Will: So what do you think?
Chris gets up, and pulls some money out of his pants pocket, he looks down at Will and say's cautiously, "I guess it won't hurt to see what she has to offer."
Will: "Thats my boy," he says smiling.

As the day proceeds, night is falling fast ,little do these lads from London realize is that what Chris is about to do, will ignite the biggest hit single of their lives and will become a stadium sing along for their concerts yet to come. (hint) The true meaning of this song and how it really got it's name.... Next chapter.....

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Light's will guide you home
and ignite your bones and
I will try to Fix You....



Chris Martin Munich, Germany 2012 QUOTE:
"THAT'S TEAMWORK, MOTHER FUCKER!"

[ilovechrismartin09]

omg i wanna know what happens xx

[marie/pims]

very nice!!

[MartinFan]

Everythings Not Lost Part 6 (Sex not for the offended)

Spoiler

The bar is smokey, chris walks in all nervous, stops and looks around for his mates. They are not there. he walks towards the bar, passing Rachel and her friend at a table and she snickers to her friend, "Loser", Chris half smiles, embarassed that he hurried his step and took a seat at the bar. Elbow on the bar, hand holding up his face, he notices a tall, big boobed woman heading his way. Chris quickly looks back down at his beer.
"Are you Chris?" the lady say's. Chris looks at her and opens his eyes wider as he takes in her beauty. she didn't look 20 years older, how could she be? Her boobs were highly placed and massive, her waist and hips very slimming and her face was like an angel. She was very soft spoken and Chris finally realizes he's staring say's, "Yes, I'm chris."
Lola: Well Chris, how about buying me a drink?

Chris motions the bartender and Lola sits down. Chris keeps eying Lola in a schoolboy sort of way. Lola say's, "It's not polite to keep staring at my chest, thats rule #1.
Chris's face looks embarassed and reaches for the bowl of nuts, he offers her some nervously,
Chris: You want some of my nuts?, I mean the bars nuts, I, I, I, didn't mean my nuts, the ones in the bowl." Chris shakes his head and starts to laugh "Sorry" he say's, Lola laughing as well say's, " lets take our drinks up to my loft and get to know each other better."
Chris stands and helps pull her stool out, carefully placing his hand on her lower back as if to help her, she smiles and looks at him and say's "Nice touch"

As they walk up the stairs to the loft Chris is like, "I really don't think I need to be taught too much, just a few tips would be helpful." Lola thinks to herself and smiles, 'he is coming upstairs a boy and will leave a Man." Lola tells Chris once they got into her room to sit on the bed. She starts to take her sweater off and Chris is now getting sweat beads on his upper lip.
Lola sits in the chair and asks, "Well what is it you want to know?" Chris rubbing his hands on his knees starts,
Chris: well I have only been with 2 girls, technically 1 was all the way and 1 was a quick hand job.
Lola: Did they enjoy it?
Chris: probably not, head hangs down.
Lola: Ok listen to me, and then I want you to seduce me.

Lola explained a woman is like a flower, nice to look at, nice to smell, but if grabbed can break very easily. So you need to explore a womans body starting from light kisses, the neck, the mouth, and lighly caressing the breasts licking is a must too. her pleasure areas are her neck, ears, mouth, breasts and vagina. Chris looks in her eyes never looking away, her voice is so soothing and soft. Now some women might tell you what they like and thats a good thing, your job is to please, before you ever think about getting off, do you understand?
Chris: Yes, can we start?

Lola: Taking in what I have said, how about start with removing my clothes.
Chris gets up and moves quickly to the chair and takes her hand.They move to the bed and they are both standing facing each other. Chris starts unbuttoning his pants. "No, No" Lola say's softly. "It's about me at the moment." Chris nods ok and proceeds to unbutton her shirt. "Slowly" Lola say's. Chris slows down and takes his mouth and starts to lightly kiss her neck while unbutttoning her shirt, he carefully nibbles her ear and gently moans into her ear that she is beautiful. Lola whispers, "Good Chris" As her shirt falls to the ground, Chris unzips her skirt in the back. Lola starts to bend down onto the bed, an Chris quickly follows,he is on all fours over her, kissing her and licking her breasts, lightly sucking them, she moans, which is turning him on knowing he is on the right track. He puts his fingers into her vagina and she is trying to guide his head in that direction, "Move your head down there" Lola whispered, Chris pops his head up and say's, "Do What?" like he was shocked about that. Lola tells him she would like oral sex from him. Chris is thinking to himself, I have never done this, I think it might be too gross, reluctanly he moves down and when he starts to hear Lola getting off, he has a different view of this, He likes it, he really likes it. Lola moans to climax and Chris pops his head up, knowing this was the 1st time in his life he ever pleasured a woman.

Feeling cocky, he pulls up and starts to enter Lola, speeding up again. "Woah Chris, we are not thru." say's Lola
Chris: But I can't hold it much longer.
Lola: Yes you can, you need to make love to me and try and get me to orgasm while your in me.
Chris: But...
Lola, No butts, this is important, now gently enter me and go slow.
Chris enters, "Oh my Fuck" he yells, he wants to cum so bad so Lola, says, "Think of something else while your fucking me. Chris is going in and out slowly and see's alittle yellow statue on her bedside, so he starts chanting in his head...
Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow....
As he is slowly going in and out she is saying "Alittle more to the right Chris." Chris moves his hips more in a right side motion and keeps thinking... Yellow, Yellow, yellow.... "Hey this is working he thinks to himself at that moment he forgot so he started repeating yellow, yellow,
Lola screaming faster faster, Chris starts to go faster and faster until he cums too, "Oh mighty fuck."he yells out. the build-up of holding it so long made it that more intense for him, as he falls onto her, they are both sweaty and breathing heavy and Lola say's "You were amazing, fucking amazing!!!" Chris rolled to the side and Lola had 1 more piece of advice. She told him that most women after making love like to be held and cuddled. Never just get up and leave. Spend some time cuddling, Chris smiles and lays his head on her chest and strokes her arm gently......

The song now is in the hands of Will and Chris....... Next chapter and the final.

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Light's will guide you home
and ignite your bones and
I will try to Fix You....



Chris Martin Munich, Germany 2012 QUOTE:
"THAT'S TEAMWORK, MOTHER FUCKER!"

[MartinFan]

sorry next chapter up in a minute

[coldplayisawesome]

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Miss Lestrade;2982618
Schoolboys--Chapter 8
This chapter is a little strange, but I can't seem to fix it, so...I hope it's okay.

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Will’s POV

I wasn’t sure how to react to the strange scene that had just unfolded before me. I admit, I’d found it hilarious...until Chris got really upset. Then I was just confused, and somewhat nervous. My weak attempts to keep the peace failed, and he ended up stalking off.

I looked sideways at Guy and winced; the poor kid was practically shaking. “Wow...that was...”

“Whatever.” interrupted Guy, wrapping his arms around his knees.

“Yeah, you were good though. He is pretty hands-on, isn’t he?” I smiled despite myself.

“I didn’t mean to insult him or anything.” Guy said quickly, defending himself. I didn’t know why he was bothering with that; I knew he hadn’t meant any harm.

“I know.” I assured Guy, glancing at him again. I held out the plate of fries, but he shook his head.

“No, thanks.”

“You sure? You didn’t eat anything.”

He shrugged, pulling himself up from the ground. “I’m not hungry, sorry...” he muttered offhandedly. “I’ll see you, Will.”

“Yeah, sure...” I said cautiously as he walked away. I watched him until he disappeared through the nearest door, and then groaned. I grabbed the plate of fries and dumped it in the trash, having lost my appetite.

I went through the rest of the day without dwelling on the strange incident...until I met Chris in the hallway. He greeted me cheerfully enough; he wasn’t sulking or moping. He only seemed a little more subdued than usual. “Hey.” he said.

“Hey...” I responded cautiously.

“I’m sorry, mate...” he mumbled hurriedly.

“Why are you apologizing to me?”

He shrugged and looked at the wall. I continued, “Guy’s worried he’s upset you, so you might want to talk to him.”

“Okay, okay!” he said, holding up his hands in defeat. “It’s just...” I was horrified to see the beginnings of tears in his eyes. “Never mind...”

“What?” I pressed. “What are you trying to say?”

“God, I don’t know, okay? I’m just afraid that he’s right.”

“Right about what?” I asked, thoroughly confused. But I could see Chris wasn’t going to answer me. He looked horrified, as if he’d said something terrible he wasn’t supposed to. “Chris, what...?” By the time I got the word out, he’d already sprinted halfway down the hall, and was showing no signs of slowing down.

Since it was the end of the day, I took a risk and followed him. I dumped my stuff on the ground and took off. Chris led me out the doors and behind the school, clambering over the fence to the football field. I wondered why the hell he was running so far, but then I realized it was probably because I was chasing him. Yes, that made sense.

I ran around the fence instead of hopping it, and I caught up with him when he leaped over a fallen log and skidded to a sudden halt. We had reached the small stream that ran into the woods behind the school. I had a feeling Chris would have swam the thing if I hadn’t grabbed onto his jacket and hauled him back. “Let go! Let go of me!” he screeched, clawing at the bark of a nearby tree.

“Why are you running?” I demanded.

“Why the fuck are you running after me?” he cried.

“What’s wrong with you?”

“I’m not the one who chased me into the bloody woods!” he groaned.

“Yeah, well I’m not the one who keeps freaking out, am I?”

Chris let out a moan of frustration, and without warning, he slid to the ground. “I’m tired.” he said simply. “I’m tired, Will.”

“Of what?” I snapped.

“Life. I hate it.” he muttered absently, leaning his head against the tree. I was scared; he was starting to freak me out. I didn’t know what to do.

“Are you okay?” I asked, not knowing what else to say.

He sniffed slightly and buried his head in his hands.

“Chris?” I asked cautiously, putting a hand on the tree.

“No.” he said miserably, blinking up at me. “I feel like I’m...Shit, why am I telling you this? I’m sorry. For running...I’m sorry.” He stood up abruptly and pushed his way past me.

“But...”

“Let’s go back, yeah?” He wiped his eyes on his sleeve.

“Chris.”

“Come on.” he said, plastering a false grin on his face. “It’s fine, let’s go.”

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this story is fantastic! it's my favorite (even though i've really only read one other fanfic so far).
i'm gonna jump on the "poor chris" bandwagon now.

poor chris. he needs a hug.

Spoiler

i can give him one!!

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