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Unread 29-11-2008, 08:04 PM   #1
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Default ||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||

FOR A COMPLETE LIST OF ALL THE FANFICS POSTED AND MORE, GO TO THIS LINK:


http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/sho....php?p=2804995

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Post your fanfics here and share them with other Coldplayers.
Comment on peoples fanfics, no mean comments though!
There is lots of Coldplaying talent on this thread.
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I did actually bump the Studio Stories thread about an hour ago which is basically the same thing, but maybe a new thread is what's needed if that's what it takes to get people writing new stories.

The original thread is here: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43645
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OH MY GOD I LOVE FANFICTIONS!

*EXPLODES*




Ahem, sorry
Okay let me begin, YAY:

Chris and Jonny are sitting in the bakery during a wonderful sunny day in London.

Chris: Hey Jon, what do you think of this one song I've written last night? Any suggestions how I could improve it?
Jonny: ...hmm maybe you could sing that one part in the middle a little bit lower.
Chris: Which part?
Jonny: Well this special one!
Chris: HUH!? Just sing the line, I don't know what you're talking about!
Jonny: You know exactly that I can't sing that well!
Chris: Just try it.
Jonny: NO!!
Chris:
Jonny: ...sorry


...silence...

Chris: I'm bored.
Jonny: Yeah me too. Shall we play cards?
Chris: Nah.
Jonny: What about this special game Brian gave us?
Chris: Too difficult.
Jonny: Hmpf... GOD DAMMIT CHRIS!
Chris: Whut?!
Jonny: Don't look at me like this!
Chris: I'm not looking at you!
Jonny: Of course you are, I totally saw you looking at my... uhh
Chris: hmmm???
Jonny: holy JESUS!
Chris: WHAT?!
Jonny: Oh yeah, I knew it!
Chris: Jonny, why are you so strange today!?
Jonny: Admit it.
Chris: Admit what?
Jonny: Admit the fact, that you looked at my crotch!
Chris: I DIDN'T!!
Jonny: Admit it!
Chris: NO!
Jonny:
Admit it! Admit it! Admit it! Admit it! Admit it!!!
Chris: FOR FUCKS SAKE OKAY! I looked at it! But only accidentally!
Jonny:

...Chris shifts nervously...

Jonny: I always knew it, oh yeah, mwahahah
Chris scratches his neck and blushes
Chris: What the fuck Jonny, put your hand off my thigh!
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Unread 29-11-2008, 08:20 PM   #4
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I did actually bump the Studio Stories thread about an hour ago which is basically the same thing, but maybe a new thread is what's needed if that's what it takes to get people writing new stories.

The original thread is here: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43645



ooh i have never seen that sorry! , But yeah, let's give this one a go!, I'll make one NOW!:


(Shouting to the next room where Chris is on the computer)
Will: Hey Chris come over here I want to see what you think of this new drum part!

Chris: Okay, okay, let me just log out of Coldplaying!

15 Minutes later...Chris walks into the room where Will is

Will: Where were you?

Chris: On Coldplaying, I was talking to a girl called Ale who says she is Sexiest User but then i got into an argument with her as I was saying that I am sexier!

Will: What's Coldplaying? Is it a new band trying to rip off us!

Chris: Uhh...yeah, that's it!

Will: If I find who they are I will kill them, whats their lead singers name?

Chris: Ian

Will: Well this Ian is going to get a cap in his ass!

Chris: Yeah, go and get him!

Will runs out the front door and down the street...Back in the studio, Chris runs back to the computer

Chris: Okay, now to log into Coldplaying again!....What....'Banned'????....Oh nooo!, Will wait for me!!!!!
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Unread 29-11-2008, 08:21 PM   #5
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OH MY GOD I LOVE FANFICTIONS!

*EXPLODES*




Ahem, sorry
Okay let me begin, YAY:

Chris and Jonny are sitting in the bakery during a wonderful sunny day in London.

Chris: Hey Jon, what do you think of this one song I've written last night? Any suggestions how I could improve it?
Jonny: ...hmm maybe you could sing that one part in the middle a little bit lower.
Chris: Which part?
Jonny: Well this special one!
Chris: HUH!? Just sing the line, I don't know what you're talking about!
Jonny: You know exactly that I can't sing that well!
Chris: Just try it.
Jonny: NO!!
Chris:
Jonny: ...sorry


...silence...

Chris: I'm bored.
Jonny: Yeah me too. Shall we play cards?
Chris: Nah.
Jonny: What about this special game Brian gave us?
Chris: Too difficult.
Jonny: Hmpf... GOD DAMMIT CHRIS!
Chris: Whut?!
Jonny: Don't look at me like this!
Chris: I'm not looking at you!
Jonny: Of course you are, I totally saw you looking at my... uhh
Chris: hmmm???
Jonny: holy JESUS!
Chris: WHAT?!
Jonny: Oh yeah, I knew it!
Chris: Jonny, why are you so strange today!?
Jonny: Admit it.
Chris: Admit what?
Jonny: Admit the fact, that you looked at my crotch!
Chris: I DIDN'T!!
Jonny: Admit it!
Chris: NO!
Jonny:
Admit it! Admit it! Admit it! Admit it! Admit it!!!
Chris: FOR FUCKS SAKE OKAY! I looked at it! But only accidentally!
Jonny:

...Chris shifts nervously...

Jonny: I always knew it, oh yeah, mwahahah
Chris scratches his neck and blushes
Chris: What the fuck Jonny, put your hand off my thigh!



hahaahaha!, Nice, check out mine!
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^^ xD

Oh dear, let us hope that this will never happen!
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Emma started a fanfic called See.

Good to see that there are more fanfics coming
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Oh dear, let us hope that this will never happen!



Dear God, tonight I pray to you for Jonny and Chris to never... lol
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hahahaha!...Okay, I'm about to make another one!
-------------------------------------------------------------------

At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking....

Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for...

Gwyneth: What is it Chris?

Chris: I want S-
Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny!

(Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here?

Jonny- I've come to say hi!

Chris- But your at my bedroom window!

Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in?

Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom...

Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you?

Gwyneth- uhhh

Jonny jumps into bed

Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too!

Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence

Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor...

Gwyneth walks out of the room

Jonny- Chr--

Chris: Shh!, Don't talk

Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked!

Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny?

Jonny: I thought you'd never ask....

The pair lock lips...

Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need....

Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head....

Chris: What are you doing?

Jonny: Goodbye!

Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life?

Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body...

Chris: Thank you!

Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up!

Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris...

Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing

Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Between Chris and Jonny? No thanks, that would be just be plain strange.
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hahahaha!...Okay, I'm about to make another one!
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At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking....

Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for...

Gwyneth: What is it Chris?

Chris: I want S-
Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny!

(Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here?

Jonny- I've come to say hi!

Chris- But your at my bedroom window!

Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in?

Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom...

Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you?

Gwyneth- uhhh

Jonny jumps into bed

Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too!

Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence

Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor...

Gwyneth walks out of the room

Jonny- Chr--

Chris: Shh!, Don't talk

Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked!

Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny?

Jonny: I thought you'd never ask....

The pair lock lips...

Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need....

Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head....

Chris: What are you doing?

Jonny: Goodbye!

Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life?

Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body...

Chris: Thank you!

Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up!

Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris...

Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing

Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!




LOL!
This is so unbelievable random! XD
I love sick and pervy fictions, WOOOOHH!


MORE MORE MORE!!!
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Between Chris and Jonny? No thanks, that would be just be plain strange.



Ooookay then never look at the first page of the Pervs Unit thread, NEVER

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YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I DID...
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Woah, these stories are a bit... um... extreme
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