Will vs Animal (Muppet drummer)???

Jenjie · 23-07-2008, 11:39 AM

ANIMAL SHATTERS 100M WORLD RECORD

ANIMAL was yesterday hailed as the fastest Muppet alive after shattering the 100m world record.

The crazy-eyed drummer clocked a time of 9.69 seconds at the Stockholm Grand Prix, slicing three one-hundredths off the record set by Jamaica's Usain Bolt.

Animal's world-beating performance is the best by a drummer this year and confirms their continued ascendancy in the track and field arena.

The 32 year-old Muppet is now looking forward to an Olympic showdown in Beijing with Phil Collins, Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees and Coldplay's Will Champion.

This summer's games will also be the swansong for Neil Peart of Rush who is hoping to defend his pole vault title for the last time.

Wayne Hayes, editor of Athletic Drummer magazine, said: "Drummers have become steadily more successful since Charlie Watts took bronze in the 1968 Olympic triple jump.

"The high point is still the 4x400 relay victory in Montreal by four of the surviving drummers from Black Sabbath."

He added: "Drummers just love to run and skip and jump, and of course these days they take fewer drugs than many of the top athletes."

An ecstatic Animal said last night: "Ah-ha-ha-ha. Eat drums. Eat Drums."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-200807231115/

Pseudonym · 23-07-2008, 11:42 AM

Animal's 10 times the drummer Will will ever be

Open, Politik · 23-07-2008, 03:25 PM

It said drummers take less drugs.
Not in Guns N Roses case though!!!!

EL_TOPO · 23-07-2008, 05:31 PM

^not so , Keith Moon for example , which is exactly who comes to mind when I see this Muppet...

23-07-2008, 11:39 AM	#1
Jenjie PA to SammyBeeBurns Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 5,805 My Mood: Location: at Coldplaying.com Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 35 Thanked 90 Times in 41 Posts	Will vs Animal (Muppet drummer)??? ANIMAL SHATTERS 100M WORLD RECORD ANIMAL was yesterday hailed as the fastest Muppet alive after shattering the 100m world record. The crazy-eyed drummer clocked a time of 9.69 seconds at the Stockholm Grand Prix, slicing three one-hundredths off the record set by Jamaica's Usain Bolt. Animal's world-beating performance is the best by a drummer this year and confirms their continued ascendancy in the track and field arena. The 32 year-old Muppet is now looking forward to an Olympic showdown in Beijing with Phil Collins, Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees and Coldplay's Will Champion. This summer's games will also be the swansong for Neil Peart of Rush who is hoping to defend his pole vault title for the last time. Wayne Hayes, editor of Athletic Drummer magazine, said: "Drummers have become steadily more successful since Charlie Watts took bronze in the 1968 Olympic triple jump. "The high point is still the 4x400 relay victory in Montreal by four of the surviving drummers from Black Sabbath." He added: "Drummers just love to run and skip and jump, and of course these days they take fewer drugs than many of the top athletes." An ecstatic Animal said last night: "Ah-ha-ha-ha. Eat drums. Eat Drums." http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-200807231115/ __________________ "The fat lady has sung and the world's Vida has been well and truly Viva-ed." - R#42 14th March 2010 I've got my "I Heart Coldplaying.com, It's My Life" knickers in a twist!!! 2012: 9&10 June - Manchester Etihad; 2011: 4 Dec - MEN Arena 2010: 25 Nov - Boat Trip 2009: 30 Jan - Absolute Radio; 18 Feb - War Child; 19 Sep - Wembley 2008: 11&12 Dec - MEN Arena 2005: 4&5 July - Reebok Stadium; 19 Dec - MEN Arena 2003: 14 Apr - MEN Arena 2002: 20 June - Mountford Hall; 11 Oct - MEN Arena

23-07-2008, 03:25 PM	#3
Open, Politik Babe Im Gonna Leave You Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,182 My Mood: Location: Where the Lemon lives Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	It said drummers take less drugs. Not in Guns N Roses case though!!!! __________________ 19/09/09 Best day ever!!!!!

23-07-2008, 05:31 PM	#4
EL_TOPO Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 206 Location: Preparing to hump a piano... Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^not so , Keith Moon for example , which is exactly who comes to mind when I see this Muppet... __________________ I've seen this happen in other people's Lives And now it's happening in mine

23-07-2008, 11:42 AM	#2
Pseudonym Why She Loves Me? Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 23,599 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Animal's 10 times the drummer Will will ever be