Weren't We Silly!

Glossal Fragster · 18-06-2008, 06:03 PM

this thread is for all the stupid thing you beleived as a child! if you are still a child tells us what your thinking...its probably stupid!

i'll start first.

when i was very young (about the height of your average bin) I used to think that whenever the name "james" was mentioned on television programmes I thought they were talking either to or about me.

there are many more much stupider ones from me....but let's see what my fellow coldplay humans come up with

post away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

girl_in_the_band_tshirt · 18-06-2008, 07:09 PM

Aw, great thread.

I used to believe there were little trolls that lived in mazes under the roads. They manned (or er, trolled) huge computers that controlled when the street lights would change colors.

Hiccoughs came from really tiny green monsters that crawled and bounced up your throat in a desperate attempt to escape. A hiccough was any time they'd try to jump out (but alas, they're awfully bad swimmers, thus drinking glasses of water is still the sure way to rid of them)

I was also really fascinated by the idea that on the other side of the world, it would be broad daylight while I was falling asleep in bed at night. I was under the impression that I lived in the center of the world, so that when I'd see the sunset, I'd always look at it and think, 'look, China's just waking up.'

The world was better then *smiles*

M.

MrMagpie · 18-06-2008, 08:06 PM

None are coming to mind.....

Black Rose · 18-06-2008, 08:22 PM

Don't really want to remember anything from my childhood, so nothing is spring to mind

Glossal Fragster · 18-06-2008, 08:26 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by David Watts;2401945
Don't really want to remember anything from my childhood, so nothing is spring to mind

is that another way of saying you thought santa was your dad?

Black Rose · 18-06-2008, 08:38 PM

It was my mum who does the majority of the christmas stuff, my dad couldn't care

Glossal Fragster · 18-06-2008, 08:42 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by David Watts;2401983
It was my mum who does the majority of the christmas stuff, my dad couldn't care

my dad used to make me leave out beer and biscuits for santa.........not milk!

santa was drink-sleding!

JPB · 18-06-2008, 09:00 PM

^ no wonder he missed my house that year

Arazmire · 18-06-2008, 09:03 PM

beer and biscuits

Glossal Fragster · 18-06-2008, 09:05 PM

^(reply to JPB) yeah sorry bout that turned out his elvs had some hash so they all got high and smoked all the presents

rudolf just sniffed glue.

god that paints a different picture of christmas dosen't it

JPB · 18-06-2008, 09:08 PM

thanks james, my 8 year old sister read that and now she'll go into school tomorrow saying, "Guess what, Santy has a canabis problem! I read it on the internet so it must be true."

(Yeah, that didn't really happen but, well, y'know...)

Glossal Fragster · 18-06-2008, 09:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JPB;2402088
thanks james, my 8 year old sister read that and now she'll go into school tomorrow saying, "Guess what, Santy has a canabis problem! I read it on the internet so it must be true."

(Yeah, that didn't really happen but, well, y'know...)

well it could of....well it's modern santa what did they expect? santa in the north pole by a fire? no its santa down a back alley in the south side (rappers say it so it must be a hard place

) they also talk about compton...so that is where santa now resides...compton with drug taking elvs and now divorced from missus claus....god im draggin' this story out arent i

Black Rose · 18-06-2008, 09:14 PM

Santa isn't dead, I've heard him on the radio

JPB · 18-06-2008, 09:16 PM

James james james...what have you become! you're single handedly destroying the myth of santa. whats next for you, destructor?

Black Rose · 18-06-2008, 09:18 PM

The Tooth-Fairy

18-06-2008, 06:03 PM	#1
Glossal Fragster Coldplayer Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,379 My Mood: Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Weren't We Silly! this thread is for all the stupid thing you beleived as a child! if you are still a child tells us what your thinking...its probably stupid! i'll start first. when i was very young (about the height of your average bin) I used to think that whenever the name "james" was mentioned on television programmes I thought they were talking either to or about me. there are many more much stupider ones from me....but let's see what my fellow coldplay humans come up with post away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18-06-2008, 07:09 PM	#2
girl_in_the_band_tshirt (: I'm Maya Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 556 My Mood: Location: On my own in a separate sky. Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Aw, great thread. I used to believe there were little trolls that lived in mazes under the roads. They manned (or er, trolled) huge computers that controlled when the street lights would change colors. Hiccoughs came from really tiny green monsters that crawled and bounced up your throat in a desperate attempt to escape. A hiccough was any time they'd try to jump out (but alas, they're awfully bad swimmers, thus drinking glasses of water is still the sure way to rid of them) I was also really fascinated by the idea that on the other side of the world, it would be broad daylight while I was falling asleep in bed at night. I was under the impression that I lived in the center of the world, so that when I'd see the sunset, I'd always look at it and think, 'look, China's just waking up.' The world was better then smiles M. __________________ the sky could be blue i don't mind without you its a waste of time http://www.thehungersite.com http://www.myspace.com/girlinthebandtshirt july 14th 2009 - working with oxfam + seeing coldplay = happy girl http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...dbbetter-1.jpg

18-06-2008, 08:22 PM	#4
Black Rose Bear with me Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 47,548 My Mood: Location: A strangeland under the iron sea where hopes & fears can make the night train be in perfect symmetry Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 6 Thanked 107 Times in 85 Posts	Don't really want to remember anything from my childhood, so nothing is spring to mind __________________ You could take a picture of something you see In the future where will I be? You could climb a ladder up to the sun Or write a song nobody had sung Or do something that's never been done

18-06-2008, 08:26 PM	#5
Glossal Fragster Coldplayer Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,379 My Mood: Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by David Watts;2401945 Don't really want to remember anything from my childhood, so nothing is spring to mind is that another way of saying you thought santa was your dad?

18-06-2008, 08:38 PM	#6
Black Rose Bear with me Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 47,548 My Mood: Location: A strangeland under the iron sea where hopes & fears can make the night train be in perfect symmetry Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 6 Thanked 107 Times in 85 Posts	It was my mum who does the majority of the christmas stuff, my dad couldn't care __________________ You could take a picture of something you see In the future where will I be? You could climb a ladder up to the sun Or write a song nobody had sung Or do something that's never been done

18-06-2008, 08:06 PM	#3
MrMagpie Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 26,887 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	None are coming to mind.....

18-06-2008, 08:42 PM	#7
Glossal Fragster Coldplayer Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,379 My Mood: Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by David Watts;2401983 It was my mum who does the majority of the christmas stuff, my dad couldn't care my dad used to make me leave out beer and biscuits for santa.........not milk! santa was drink-sleding!

18-06-2008, 09:00 PM	#8
JPB By Your Command Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,783 Location: Caprica Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^ no wonder he missed my house that year __________________ *** It's a Colbert Nation - we're just living in it Famous Old Painters - November 2009 The Dubliners - November 2009 ***

18-06-2008, 09:03 PM	#9
Arazmire Don't run from 4:52 Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,012 My Mood: Location: Kentucky, USA Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 2 Thanked 8 Times in 4 Posts	beer and biscuits __________________ I'm Ryan My Twitter

18-06-2008, 09:05 PM	#10
Glossal Fragster Coldplayer Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,379 My Mood: Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^(reply to JPB) yeah sorry bout that turned out his elvs had some hash so they all got high and smoked all the presents rudolf just sniffed glue. god that paints a different picture of christmas dosen't it

18-06-2008, 09:08 PM	#11
JPB By Your Command Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,783 Location: Caprica Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	thanks james, my 8 year old sister read that and now she'll go into school tomorrow saying, "Guess what, Santy has a canabis problem! I read it on the internet so it must be true." (Yeah, that didn't really happen but, well, y'know...) __________________ *** It's a Colbert Nation - we're just living in it Famous Old Painters - November 2009 The Dubliners - November 2009 ***

18-06-2008, 09:13 PM	#12
Glossal Fragster Coldplayer Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,379 My Mood: Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by JPB;2402088 thanks james, my 8 year old sister read that and now she'll go into school tomorrow saying, "Guess what, Santy has a canabis problem! I read it on the internet so it must be true." (Yeah, that didn't really happen but, well, y'know...) well it could of....well it's modern santa what did they expect? santa in the north pole by a fire? no its santa down a back alley in the south side (rappers say it so it must be a hard place ) they also talk about compton...so that is where santa now resides...compton with drug taking elvs and now divorced from missus claus....god im draggin' this story out arent i

18-06-2008, 09:14 PM	#13
Black Rose Bear with me Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 47,548 My Mood: Location: A strangeland under the iron sea where hopes & fears can make the night train be in perfect symmetry Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 6 Thanked 107 Times in 85 Posts	Santa isn't dead, I've heard him on the radio __________________ You could take a picture of something you see In the future where will I be? You could climb a ladder up to the sun Or write a song nobody had sung Or do something that's never been done

18-06-2008, 09:16 PM	#14
JPB By Your Command Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,783 Location: Caprica Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	James james james...what have you become! you're single handedly destroying the myth of santa. whats next for you, destructor? __________________ *** It's a Colbert Nation - we're just living in it Famous Old Painters - November 2009 The Dubliners - November 2009 ***

18-06-2008, 09:18 PM	#15
Black Rose Bear with me Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 47,548 My Mood: Location: A strangeland under the iron sea where hopes & fears can make the night train be in perfect symmetry Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 6 Thanked 107 Times in 85 Posts	The Tooth-Fairy __________________ You could take a picture of something you see In the future where will I be? You could climb a ladder up to the sun Or write a song nobody had sung Or do something that's never been done

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