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30-07-2003, 09:14 PM
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my convo with smarterchild
my conversation with smarterchild
Brilander007: shut the fuck up! SmarterChild: Hi Brilander007, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) Brilander007: shut up! SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." Brilander007: right now! SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me." There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 Brilander007: 1009 SmarterChild: Cool! Here are the things you can do: 1 Get info such as weather, movies and sports 2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, Shakespeare and U.S. geography 3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, trivia, horoscopes and more 4 Use tools like a thesaurus, spell-check and a dictionary 5 Join in - create a poll, leave a message, tell me about a crush and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." How may I help you? Brilander007: shut up SmarterChild: You shut up! Brilander007: make me ! SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. Brilander007: fuck you! SmarterChild: Hey!! Brilander007: hi! SmarterChild: Hi Brilander007. Brilander007: shut up SmarterChild: You shut up! Brilander007: MAKE ME SmarterChild: Yeah? Brilander007: no... SmarterChild: OK, fine. >>> I'm an inexpensive, easy and unique gift idea! Brilander007: no, you're a piece of shit SmarterChild: Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me. Brilander007: i dont care SmarterChild: I care. I care alot. Brilander007: no one asked you if you cared!!! SmarterChild: No? Brilander007: blaaah! SmarterChild: Blaaah? Brilander007: nblaala! SmarterChild: For real? Brilander007: no!! SmarterChild: I see... Brilander007: no, you dont. SmarterChild: I don't? Why not? Brilander007: because i said so goddamn'it! SmarterChild: I did not know that. >>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people. Brilander007: i dont care! SmarterChild: You don't care? Aw... Brilander007: blegr SmarterChild: lol! Interesting... Brilander007: no SmarterChild: Fine. Brilander007: ni SmarterChild: You have no idea? You sure? Brilander007: fuck you! SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Congratulations. Brilander007: fuck, fuck SmarterChild: All right. Nice one. Brilander007: mother fucka! SmarterChild: Mother fucka? Uh, I don't think so, thanks! Brilander007: blerrrah SmarterChild: Oh really? |
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30-07-2003, 09:25 PM
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lo. wtf! that's funny. but i'm not sure why!
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30-07-2003, 09:37 PM
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30-07-2003, 09:37 PM
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because smarterchild is a computer and he never knows what the fuck you're talking about really.
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30-07-2003, 09:38 PM
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30-07-2003, 09:41 PM
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30-07-2003, 09:41 PM
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hahahahaaaaaaaaaha
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30-07-2003, 09:42 PM
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:embarrased:
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In the streets the children screamed The lovers cried and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The father son and the holy ghost they caught the last train for the coast The day the music died. |
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31-07-2003, 12:48 AM
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what's your beef?
 
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31-07-2003, 08:08 PM
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