The OFFICIAL UK BIG BROTHER 9 (2008) THREAD

[Bonus_mosher]

So, I know alot of people are against it, but I'm excited.
I'm going to be updating the first post, right here as the housemates enter the house.

stay tuned! - are you watching? share your thought!

and if you hate Big Brother... please don't come here to mouth off about it,
it won't hurt you to keep abuse off the board from the people who like it....

right.... cracking on with the show!

Davina just showed us around the house and it looks very evil
This whole "Zero Tolerance" regime has the potential to be brilliant,
but it could also be annoying if it's put into action too often.

housemates:
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Names: Mario & Lisa

Tidbits:
They're a couple (copying off sam and amander possibly?)
Mario seems genuine (his real name is Shaun), Lisa comes across quite annoying
He's not italian, nor has he ever been to italy
He sold his Rolex to pay for her boob job
He managed a post office for 25 years
She lied about being a gladiator and posed for photo's for a school Féte

Got BOOD going in the house (probably because of Lisa)
(my note: I like Mario, he's very down to earth and genuine, Lisa is very irritable)
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Name: Luke

Tidbits:
Politics Student
Was VERY annoying on the auditions TV show!
Apparently finds it difficult to talk to women because they think he's gay. (no surprises here)
He doesn't believe in swearing to prove a point.
Loves gossiping, is offended by people who think he's got a speech impedement.
Thinks he looks like Justin Timberlake (LOL - he doesn't)

Got BOOD going in the house.
(my note: Whiney student with an accent that makes me want to pay big brother to evict him NOW)
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Name: Stephanie, 19, Student

Tidbits:
Is FIT.
Loves her appearence (rightly so)
she was on popstars: the rivals, apparently.
Loves her own singing voice.
Wants to become the most famous housemate ever.
thinks she looks like britney and Angelina (she doesn't)

CHEERED in the house (from lads) - BOO'D (by girls)
(my note: she's fit, she hasn't said much, so I can't comment on her)
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BIG twist coming here, BB has called the 4 housemates to the diary room,
Davina saying "Stephanie is single, but NOT for long... over to big brother"

BB says hi to them all, welcomes them,
He says they must lisrte carefully.

as the first 4 housemates they have to take part in a secret mission,
apparently, Mario and Lisa have to ensure that nobody who comes in the house after this point finds out they're a couple
and Mario and Stephanie have to pretend to be the ones in a relationship.

Luke has to ensure that nobody finds out either, like a mole.
if the rest of the house find out the truth, they fail and are up for the public vote next week.
if they pass, the REST of the house will face the public vote next week and they'll be safe.

they are discussing their story to make sure they keep to it.
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Back from Adverts:
The housemates have decided mario will knock 10 years off his age

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Name: Rachel, 24

Tidbits:
Says when people first meet her, they think she's annoying.
She says she can't stop talking, and she talks to herself when others don't.
She likes motivating people, and comes accross as bossy
she's appeared in 22 TV adverts and appeared in a movie with Hugh Grant.
is a catholic and prays every night.
She's very hyper alot of the time.
owns ALOT of dogs.

Got CHEERED into the house.

(My note: She's VERY hyper and OTT)
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Name: Dale, 21, Student

Tidbits: Says he's an arrogant person
Says and I quote: "if there's any fanny in there, I'm gonna nail it"
Says he used to play for Man UTD youth team when he was 10.
Got kicked off because he says "I don't pass the ball, I'm all about the glory"
He rates himself 10/10 for looks, and 4/10 for honesty
Cures boredom by flirting with girls through text messages

Gets MASSSSSIVE BOO'S into the house.
(My Note: Is a ****** )
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Name: Sylvia, 21, student

Tidbits:
Thinks she is VERY trendy, argued with BB when he said she wasn't very trendy today
Girls think she is moody because she never smiles.
Says she's not argumentative but she can stand up for herself and you don't want to mess with her
If she could create a law it would be to keep nightclubs open all night
thinks her boobs are her best features.

(My note: She seems okay, a bit up herself, but not as bad as Dale at all)

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Name: Dennis, 23, is gay. (seriously)

Tidbitsmy note first:is instantly annoying)
He wants to be accepted by everyone all the time,
he's scottish.
He is Gay to the extreme, is a dancer, loves his body.
is wearing a hat with what I can only describe as a DEAD BIRD on his way in the house.
He'd like to have Hitler at a dinner party.
and would never go out with anybody less good looking than himself
his favourite book is the thesaurus. ()

(my sidenote: Mario is the only decent housemate in here so far. But he'll get evicted because of Lisa.)

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Name: Michael, 33 (introducing himself as Mikey)

Tidbits:
Is blind in one eye
like doing stand up comedy gigs and dressing up as a woman
His cat 'Rocky' makes him happiest in the world.
the smell of vinigar offends him
did a stand up comedy gig in a tampon facotry in portsmouth. (LOL)

Got CHEERED into the house.
(my note: he seems genuine, and a nice guy, harmless could do well!)
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Name: Alexadra

Tidbits:
Says "I am not an IT girl, I am IT"
pregnant at 15, had a daughter when she was 16
says she's a genuine person. (is very reminicsent of Charlie from last year, looks, location etc)
being single makes her sad.
The crowd are chanting "WHO ARE YA'!?" at her.

Got BOO'd into the house.

(my note: I dislike her already, she's just a reincarnation of charlie)
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Name: Rex, 24

Tidbits:
Got chucked out of 9 diffeent schools
His dad is gay and has a boyfriend.
says he is secretly shy, but quietly confident.
says his face is his best feature and gets better every day
says he'd sleep with anybody for £50
says he never lies.

(my note: He's a london geezer, he could be alright if he settles down, not OTT, but could be annoying if he gets together with Dale)


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Name: Mohammed, 23

Tidbits:
Instantly likeable, looks like theo walcott with an afro
BEST QUOTE EVER: "not everybody called mohammed is a terrorist, do I look like a terorrist?"
Being woken up makes him angry.
Dumped his last girlfriend by Email.
thinks his like if like Eastenders

Got CHEERED into the house

(my note: I like him, he seems happy, uplifting, an all round fun guy, could go on to win if he keeps it up)
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Name: Rebecca, 21

Tidbits:
She talks SO fast.
Big Brother asked her if she realised she's like Vicky Pollard
has 4 year old twins.
Wouldn't change anything about her personality.
She camped outside for 21 hours to see 'Take That'
Says she would leave the BB house if Hanson did a UK tour while she was in.

Got a mixture of CHEERS and BOO's going in the house.

(my note: she's SO annoying, the most annoying so far, can't stop screaming because she's in the house, and she has a massive chin (O/T )

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Name: Darnell, 26 (male)

Tidbits:
Thinks he is too white for the black kids, and too black for the white kids (he's white, FYI)
Has been arrested 5 times, but surprisingly seems alright.
Looks like a burn victim, or is VERY ugly.
he was born in ipswitch but raised in America, has the american accent but says he's 100% british
says he's never watched Big Brother.
Boring people would make him want to leave the house.

Got CHEERED in the house
(my note: seems okay, nothing special, nothing wrong with him, could go on to the latter stages.)
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Name: Jennifer, 22, Model.

Tidbits:
She has a child, from newcastle,(weyyyy!)
she is very interlectuall, though she doesn't come across as it upon looking at her.
she's really fit.
her proudest moment was having her daughter
She is catholic, and thinks she's psychic.
She gets told she looks like Cheryl Cole, (she does a bit)
has a phoebia of Tomato soup.

Got CHEERED into the house.
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Name: Kathrea, 23, from Thailand.

Tidbits:
From Thailand, seems very friendly and cheery
Oh.. my... god, won't stop screaming as she's walking into the house.
had a dream that her hometown was made of cookies and she ate it all.
Scared of the dark
Hates being alone
is wearing a leather pink dress.
wants to be reincarnated as a pokemon
thinks her best feature is her mouth as she never stops smiling.
is wearing platform boots and struggled down the steps into the house LOL.
Is OBSESSED with cookies.

Got CHEERED into the house.
(my note: if she doesn't become very annoying then she could do well, because she's very genuine, but god, her VOICE DOES MY HEAD IN)
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That's all of the housemates anyways.

early predictions from me are on Mohammed, Mario and Jennifer and Michael to be in the final. My prediction to win, down on paper, MOHAMMED!

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MASSSSSSIVE TWIST!!! OMG!

on sunday, Mario and Stephanie are going to get married in the BB house FOR REAL! (remember they're just PRETENDING to be a couple)

....or so they'll think! (sounds interesting!, nice plot!,)

well that's it.

say good bye to your summer!

[busybeeburns]

nooooooooooooo!

[Mimixxx]

NOOOO JD

I hate it! It ruins channel 4 for ten weeks!

"Hmm I can't sleep, bet there will be some interesting documentary on Channel 4, oh wait no no no it's live coverage of TEN LOSERS SLEEPING!"

[/rant]

[busybeeburns]

its a rum bunch tonight

[crazyduckette]

MO (Mohammed) GOES TO MY UNIVERSITY!!!!!!

OMG! It was such a shock to see him on the screen!!!!!

My uni is pretty small and everyone knows everyone! He's been on the president panel and stuff.... he's a COOL guy FOR SURE

[Bonus_mosher]

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Mimixxx;2376083
NOOOO JD

I hate it! It ruins channel 4 for ten weeks!

"Hmm I can't sleep, bet there will be some interesting documentary on Channel 4, oh wait no no no it's live coverage of TEN LOSERS SLEEPING!"

[/rant]

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LMAO!

I think it's interesting, besides, I almost got in the house this year
so I feel inclined to watch the people who beat me.

[Bonus_mosher]

Quote:

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Originally Posted by crazyduckette;2376367
MO (Mohammed) GOES TO MY UNIVERSITY!!!!!!

OMG! It was such a shock to see him on the screen!!!!!

My uni is pretty small and everyone knows everyone! He's been on the president panel and stuff.... he's a COOL guy FOR SURE

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wow, that's so awesome,
he seems like a really cool guy
my bet is on him winning so far!

[crazyduckette]

Yeah, he is a cool guy! He was trying to be the president of our S.U last year, campaigning loads all over the uni. He's a strong individual I would say

[Bonus_mosher]

it's so cool that you know him!

I wish I knew somebody from the house.

--
on another note, is anybody watching live on E4?
Kathrea (the one from asia) got lost in the house
(the rest of them are in the master bedroom, other side of the garden)
and she was shouting "HERRROOOWWW"

it was SO funny!

[crazyduckette]

She was hilarious!!! When they said, "What's that in your hand?" and she was like, "COOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEES!!!"
ahahahaahhahahaha

[Jenjie]

Quote:

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Originally Posted by busybeeburns;2376220
its a rum bunch tonight

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so that's why you went quiet! you were watching BB after turning it off on me

[Bonus_mosher]

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jenjie;2376524
so that's why you went quiet! you were watching BB after turning it off on me

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Is Ian overworking you while he indulges in guilty pleasures?

[Black Rose]

So the bore-fest is back

Channel 4 won't kill it off because it's such a large money cow, but it's past it's sell-by date

[Glossal Fragster]

i saw it earleir on today (the launch) and that mario has been in something else before...i dunno what .....nd he looks liek sylvester stallone...and i liek taht blonde one...very foxy lol

[Jenjie]

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Age Six Racer;2376535

Is Ian overworking you while he indulges in guilty pleasures?

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yup, I had to go downstairs and tell him he'd forgotten a sub-forum you just can't get the slave-drivers these days