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Songs that annoy you?
I hope this doesn't turn into an argument, it's just personal opinion, and if you like the songs, no offense.
My current 'irksome' song is that new single from Kid Rock. I love him, but the song combines one of the coolest songs ever (Warewolves Of London) with the all-time most redneck-y redneck anthem ever (Sweet Home Alabama) WHY??????
Keeper of River Rave, Jonny singing "Don't Panic", The Rat, "Do The Crouch", JONNY'S ATLAS SOLO and "How We See The World"
"That was the day I was almost murdered by a sheep." - Jonny Buckland
"Troll sat alone on his seat of stone,
And munched and mumbled a bare old bone;
For many a year he had gnawed it near,
For meat was hard to come by.
Done by! Gum by!
In a cave in the hills he dwelt alone,
And meat was hard to come by.
Up came Tom with his big boots on.
Said he to Troll: 'Pray, what is yon?
For it looks like the shin o' my nuncle Tim,
As should be a-lyin' in graveyard.
This many a year has Tim been gone,
And I thought he were lyin' in graveyard.'
'My lad,' said Troll, 'this bone I stole.
But what be bones that lie in a hole?
Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o' lead,
Afore I found his shinbone.
He can spare a share for a poor old troll,
For he don't need his shinbone.'
Said Tom: 'I don't see why the likes o' thee
Without axin' leave should go makin' free
With the shank or the shin o' my father's kin;
So hand the old bone over!
Though dead he be, it belongs to he;
So hand the old bone over!'
'For a couple o' pins,' says Troll, and grins,
'I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.
A bit o' fresh meat will go down sweet!
I'll try my teeth on thee now.
Hee now! See now!
I'm tired o' gnawing old bones and skins;
I've a mind to dine on thee now.'
But just as he thought his dinner was caught,
He found his hands had hold of naught.
Before he could mind, Tom slipped behind
And gave him the boot to larn him.
Warn him! Darn him!
A bump o' the boot on the seat, Tom thought,
Would be the way to larn him.
But harder than stone is the flesh and bone
Of a troll that sits in the hills alone.
As well set your boot to the mountain's root,
For the seat of a troll don't feel it.
Peel it! Heal it!
Old Troll laughed, when he heard Tom groan,
And he knew his toes could feel it.
Tom's leg is game, since home he came,
And his bootless foot is lasting lame;
But Troll don't care, and he's still there
With the bone he boned from its owner.
Troll's old seat is still the same,
And the bone he boned from its owner!"
Quote:Originally Posted by Space Cadet;2336755 This is the song that doesn't end,
yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end,
yes it goes on and on my friend...
Heh... the moment anyone utters the phrase "most annoying song", visions of endless school bustrips (made endless by that stupid song) come flooding back.
Haha I was going to say that one too.
Also, that song that goes "WINE UP WINE UP WINE UP..OH YEAH!" over and over.
__________________ Where do you live
Love is a place
Where are you from
She says, ask yourself ask anyone
What's holding up her face
Nothing but blue skies
Passageways the mind's eye contemplates
::: Jessica :::
Quote:Originally Posted by Corey07;2336744 I actually don't like any female artists either.
I read an article on this in a newspaper recently, and this seems like a general trend. At one of the music festivals in Norway this summer, only 1 of the headliners was female. And all in all I think 4 of 85 musicians in the headlining acts were female. Pretty big difference.
As for annoying music.. The Beatles, and most other music made before I was born (in 1989).