The Perv Unit

[TracieMorgan]

WHAT???

The only thing I said was that (no offense) I'm not into slash fics, but other than that, I'm as pervy as the next person...well maybe not THAT pervy! (Depends on who the next person to post here is!!)

[airieslady]

Hey, just stopping thru here, to see what the pervs are up to, I mainly just read this stuff, pretty entertaining... but what caught my attention was the "magic balls" coming on tour! OK, I will stop... can't wait for the "Magic Balls!" bye bye!

[TracieMorgan]

Lol, yeah, it was in their latest newsletter, like I said. I wonder what it means. Until we find out, I guess we'll just have to draw our own pervy conclusions!! (Maybe Indya could work them into her next fic??)

[zeoir]

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Originally Posted by TracieMorgan;2356158
Muahahahahahaha!! Roll on the R&R takeover of the perv thread!!!

On a side note, did anyone else get the coldplay newsletter today?? Their next tour will include 'magic balls'. Hmmmmmm...this looks like a topic for the P.U.!!

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Oh Tracie Tracie.. go check the coldplay section..there's a thread about the magic balls hahaha

edit: sorry, i just saw your posts there!

[Cobalt]

MAGIC BALLS. MAGIC BALLS.

sorry its too funny

that little excersize is taking ages to type up but i have food now bye bye for now

[Bonus_mosher]

I wonder if the magic balls are... what's an easy ay to put this ... ... Fluffy?

[Cobalt]

^^

Possibly...

Here is fic etc. Since the compy took a dump on me when I tried to last post.



Jonny pushed the door open gently. Beautiful melodies issued out of the room. Jonny gave a little smile and leaned forward, peering into the room. In the middle of the blue-carpeted room sat his band mate Chris, playing a black piano. The semi-transparent white drapes had been shut over the windows, casting a white glow over the room, almost dream-like. Several sheets were also draped over the room’s furniture. Jonny wondered why Chris had chosen such a set up, but he’d done strange things before in order to get into the “mood” for his songwriting. Jonny had no clue whether that actually helped him or Chris just liked trashing rooms, but it made him all the more curious for what he was up to.

He carefully closed the door behind him and crept up silently behind Chris. Chris could always sense if Jonny was around however, and whipped around.
“Hi Jon!” Chris said brightly, pausing his playing. Jon’s heart skipped a beat.
“Hello,” he replied abruptly. Chris smiled and returned to playing. Jonny stood next to him, watching.

Chris suddenly jammed all the keys down, trying to give Jonny a scare. Jonny flinched, but had become used to the game. Chris grinned sneakily at him.
“One day it won’t work,” Jonny warned him playfully. “Then you’ll be sorry.”
“Yeah I believe you,” Chris nodded, turning back to the piano. He jammed down the keys again and gave Jonny a cheeky look as he did. Jonny smirked.
“See?” he said.

Chris smiled and started playing the melodies again. Jonny interrupted him to show him which keys he could keep for the next song. Chris didn’t mind being interrupted by Jonny – he hardly ever did. He continued on after Jonny had finished.

Jonny looked down at Chris cautiously. His blue eyes were getting that gleam again… the same when he performed at a concert. He started rocking slowly on the stool to the music.
Shit, Jonny thought. Please no.
Chris closed his eyes to get more into the music as he sped up the tune.
Oh God.

Chris’ fingers flew over the piano keys. His body pulsed to the music as it always did in that irresistible way.
Fuck! Jonny was trying so hard to fight those familiar feelings of longing for Chris, but he couldn’t help it. Chris always did this, like a little game. A game…
Chris opened his eyes and looked up at Jonny, his eyes dancing with a lust that definitely wasn’t caused by his music. It never ended. Jonny became furious.

“Stop it! Just stop it!” he yelled. Chris halted immediately, confused by Jonny’s sudden reaction.
“Jon..?” Chris managed to say quietly.
“Stop playing games with me, Chris! Just don’t!” he continued.
“Games? Uh, well… I was just playing the piano, Jon,” Chris said, managing a nervous laugh. “Not any games…”
Jonny glared at him.
“You know what you’ve been doing! I can see it plain as day!”
“What games? What do you-“
“You know fucking well what I mean, Chris! When you jam those keys down, and move like that, you can feel it! I know you can, it’s obvious!” Jonny continued.
“Feel... what, Jon?” Chris feebly asked. He half-wanted it to be what he thought it was badly, but half-dreaded it.
“There’s not a big difference between lust and music, Chris,” Jonny said.
Chris sat in silence, lost.
“You know it; it’s undeniable when you move like that. Undeniable when you’re playing Clocks live in front of twenty-thousand people. Twenty-thousand people, Chris.”
“Jonny… that’s just the – energy of our music,” he said, laughing nervously a bit again. “I mean, it’s-“
“Chris,” Jonny said, laying his hand on Chris’. “I’m sure of it… there’s more.”

Chris slowly stood up from his stool.
“Please, stop making excuses… I know how it is,” Jonny continued. He was silenced by the look in Chris’ eyes – affection, and glad for being lost in a place he wanted to be lost. He moved slowly towards Jonny and drew him towards him in a hug. Jonny paused, but wrapped his arms around him, tired of the fighting. Chris wasn’t sure what the hell he was doing, but it was the only thing that seemed right.

He pulled back and looked at Jonny, whom hadn’t really let go. His gaze was somehow full of affection for Chris, appreciation for finally being understood. His pale green eyes said it all, as per usual. Without any doubt in the world, Chris leaned in and they kissed. They broke apart unwillingly and gazed into each other’s eyes for a moment, still holding on to one another.

Chris kissed him again and pressed Jonny against the piano, the keys making a dull noise as they did. Jonny suddenly pushed Chris off a little.
“No,” Jonny said. “I can’t.”
“Jonny,” Chris crooned. “What’s…?”
“I’m not gay, Chris.”
“I’m not either.”
“Then why…?” Jonny asked. He was confused by the statement.
“I’m not gay, but I…”
“…you?” Jonny looked up at Chris. The sentence was never ended – Chris buried his head into Jonny’s neck.
“I love you,” he whispered, kissing Jonny’s neck. Jonny smiled.
“Love you too,” he said. He was interrupted by the increasing heaviness of Chris’ breathing as he felt one of Chris’ free hands roaming down to his hip. Jonny gripped onto Chris’ back as his hand slowly wandered down. Jonny gave out a little moan as Chris paused.
“Are you sure?” he asked softly. “I don’t want to be forcing you or anything-“ He was interrupted by Jonny managing to pull his shirt off.
“Sure I am,” he said. Among other things made, they wouldn’t forget that afternoon with the piano.

A love that lasts all the time
Shimmering and dirty
Wonderful and hot times
All in all a dreaming circus

[melanieau]

One word Cobalt:



AWESOME

[Bonus_mosher]

that was STEAMING hot!

you should SO post an uncensored full version in a spoiler.

oh, wait, I have a girlfriend...

nevermind

[JPB]

@ Cobalt: I pray to God that you have not been a fly on the wall at the Bakery

Btw these Perv Unit threads: hilarious!

[melanieau]

Jamie! I just want to say I warned you about coming in here

[JPB]

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Originally Posted by melanieau;2356773
Jamie! I just want to say I warned you about coming in here

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its toooooooo lateeeeee

[melanieau]

There's only one reason you'd be here....


PERV!

[JPB]

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Originally Posted by melanieau;2356802
There's only one reason you'd be here....


PERV!

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Hmm. I think the conversion is well underway!

Its like they say - give in to peer pressure!!

[melanieau]

Yeah just give in...all the cool kids are doing it....


and by doing it I mean........