I've been going through all these random threads, and I'm not sure if one like this already exists, but people have some hilarious quotes from bands, thought it would make for good reading
Let me start us all off with...
"Coldplay is for people with great taste, intelligence, incredible good lookingness, talent, ability, success, grabbing of life. Coldplay's for people who know what life is about. They are always entertaining. Delightful to talk to. Sweet, charming, incredibly good in bed. Virile. They have incredible success with girls or boys...or both. They're generally just the world's best citizens. Maybe i'm biased. But i'm definitely right."
- Chris Martin