Coldplay mentioned in reggaeton song

anitafranc · 08-05-2006, 01:34 AM

LMAO!

I saw the video for this song on mtv today
I laughed so hard when he said Coldplay
the song is hilarious.. and kinda gross

someone kind enough to translate it?

here it is:
aahh!
Kumbia
Atrevete te te salte del closet
destapate quitate el esmalte
deja de taparte que nadie va a retratarte
levantate ponte hyper.
prendete sacale chispas al starter
prendete en fuego como un lighter
sacudete el sudor como si fueras un wiper
que tu eres callejera street fighter.

Cambia esa cara de seria esa cara de intelectual de Enciclopedia que te voy a inyectar con la bacteria.
pa que des vuelta como machina de feria,
señorita intelectual ya se que tiene el area abdominal que va explotar como fiesta patronal que va explotar como palestino.
yo se que a ti te gusta el pop rock latino
pero este reggaeton se te mete por los intestinos por debajo de la falda como un submarino y te saca lo de indio taino
ya tu sabe en taparrabo mama en el nombre de aweibana no hay mas na' para na' que yo te voa' mentir yo se que yo tambien quiero consumir de tu perejil y tu viniste amazonica como Brazil
tu viniste a matarla como kill bill
tu viniste a beber cerveza de barril
tu sabe que conmigo tu tienes refill

Atrevete te te salte del closet
destapate quitate el esmalte
deja de taparte que nadie va a retratarte
levantate ponte hyper.
prendete sacale chispas al starter
prendete en fuego como un lighter
sacudete el sudor como si fueras un wiper
que tu eres callejera street fighter.

hello deja el show subete la minifalda hasta la espalda subetela deja el show mas alta que ahora vamo a bailar por toa las alta.
mera nena quiere un zipi no importa si eres rapera o eres hippie si eres de ballamon o de guaynabo city conmigo no te pongas pity
esto es hasta abajo cojele el triki esto es facil esto es un mamey que importa si te gusta greenday
que importa si tegusta coldplay esto es directo sin parar one way
yo te lo juro de que por ley aqui toa' las boricua saben karate ellas cocinan con salsa de tomate mojan el arroz con un poco de aguacate pa' cosechar nalgas de catorce kilates.

Atrevete te te salte del closet
destapate quitate el esmalte
deja de taparte que nadie va a retratarte
levantate ponte hyper.
prendete sacale chispas al starter
prendete en fuego como un lighter
sacudete el sudor como si fueras un wiper
que tu eres callejera street fighter.

here's a link (if you dare)

http://rapidshare.de/files/13942698/...te-te.mp3.html

julimp92 · 08-05-2006, 03:07 AM

the lyrics are so dumb ...at least the song is better that gasolina

thanks anita

victaniac · 08-05-2006, 03:36 AM

Omg this doesn't make any sense but I promise it's exactly as written!

And I think the song is about coming out of the closet or something?!

Dare to get out of the closet
Open yourself up, remove the enamel
Stop covering yourself no one will photograph you
Get up get hyper.
Light yourself on fire like a lighter
Shake off the sweat as if you were a wiper
You're a street fighter.

Change that serious face that intellectual Encyclopedia face I'm going to inject you with the bacteria.
So you can turn like a ferris wheel,
Miss intellectual I know that abdominal area that will explode like a celebration that will explode like a Palestinian.
I know you like the latin pop rock
But this reggaeton gets in through your intestines under your skirt like a submarine and takes out the indian Taino in you
You already know that in Taparrabo mama the name Aweibana, there's nothing more I'm going to lie I know that I want to consume of your parsley and you came amazoned like Brazil.
You came to kill like Kill Bill
You came to drink like Barril beer
You know that with me you'll have a refill

Dare to get out of the closet
Open yourself up, remove the enamel
Stop covering yourself no one will photograph you
Get up get hyper.
Light yourself, bring spark like a starter
Light yourself on fire like a lighter
Shake off the sweat as if you were a wiper
You're a street fighter.

Hello leave the show raise your miniskirt up to your back raise it up higher we're going to dance for the highest.
Look girl want a sip it doesn't matter if you're a rapper or a hippy if you're from Ballamon or Guaynabo City don't get sad with me
This is under get the trick this is easy it doesn't matter if you like Green Day
Doesn't matter if you like Coldplay this is direct without stopping oneway only
I swear that around here all the Boricuas know karate they cook with tomato sauce wet the rice with a bit of avocado to get 14 karat butts

Dare to get out of the closet
Open yourself up, remove the enamel
Stop covering yourself no one will photograph you
Get up get hyper.
Light yourself, bring spark like a starter
Light yourself on fire like a lighter
Shake off the sweat as if you were a wiper
You're a street fighter.

Aliasfan13 · 08-05-2006, 03:41 AM

LMAO.

Only in Reggae.

Space Cadet · 08-05-2006, 03:43 AM

What the...

Thanks for the translation.

*andrea* · 08-05-2006, 04:06 AM

anitafranc · 08-05-2006, 05:19 AM

Victaniac thanks for the translation

this song is ridiculous

and I actually found a link to it.. for anyone who cares to download it
http://rapidshare.de/files/13942698/...te-te.mp3.html

yellow_fever · 08-05-2006, 05:53 AM

thank you i guess

this is really different!

KM · 08-05-2006, 06:02 AM

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Quote:
Change that serious face that intellectual Encyclopedia face I'm going to inject you with the bacteria.

anitafranc · 08-05-2006, 06:29 AM

yellow fever did you actually dled it?
I hate reggaeton but I had to this has the word coldplay on it

alyssa · 08-05-2006, 06:35 AM

???

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Quote:
I swear that around here all the Boricuas know karate they cook with tomato sauce wet the rice with a bit of avocado to get 14 karat butts

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Quote:
You already know that in Taparrabo mama the name Aweibana, there's nothing more I'm going to lie I know that I want to consume of your parsley and you came amazoned like Brazil.

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Miss intellectual I know that abdominal area that will explode like a celebration that will explode like a Palestinian.

wtf?

lunar1126 · 08-05-2006, 06:45 AM

LMAO.

Oh lordy, those lyrics!!

Thanks Vic for the translation.

In most cases, I'd say something like, 'oh the meaning was probably lost in translation'.....but I'm not so sure that the original is much better in this case!

anitafranc · 08-05-2006, 06:48 AM

^^haha trust me it's not!

coldplay_steph · 08-05-2006, 04:36 PM

LMFAO!!!

Thanks for the translation Vic!!! And for the upload Anita - im downloading now for the pure amusement of it!

Im so confused...what exactly is the song supposed to be about!?

Ladybug · 08-05-2006, 04:48 PM

Coldplay fans' brains are not created to get song meanings like that, I guess

08-05-2006, 01:34 AM	#1
anitafranc Coldplayer Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,909 Location: right here Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Coldplay mentioned in reggaeton song LMAO! I saw the video for this song on mtv today I laughed so hard when he said Coldplay the song is hilarious.. and kinda gross someone kind enough to translate it? here it is: aahh! Kumbia Atrevete te te salte del closet destapate quitate el esmalte deja de taparte que nadie va a retratarte levantate ponte hyper. prendete sacale chispas al starter prendete en fuego como un lighter sacudete el sudor como si fueras un wiper que tu eres callejera street fighter. Cambia esa cara de seria esa cara de intelectual de Enciclopedia que te voy a inyectar con la bacteria. pa que des vuelta como machina de feria, señorita intelectual ya se que tiene el area abdominal que va explotar como fiesta patronal que va explotar como palestino. yo se que a ti te gusta el pop rock latino pero este reggaeton se te mete por los intestinos por debajo de la falda como un submarino y te saca lo de indio taino ya tu sabe en taparrabo mama en el nombre de aweibana no hay mas na' para na' que yo te voa' mentir yo se que yo tambien quiero consumir de tu perejil y tu viniste amazonica como Brazil tu viniste a matarla como kill bill tu viniste a beber cerveza de barril tu sabe que conmigo tu tienes refill Atrevete te te salte del closet destapate quitate el esmalte deja de taparte que nadie va a retratarte levantate ponte hyper. prendete sacale chispas al starter prendete en fuego como un lighter sacudete el sudor como si fueras un wiper que tu eres callejera street fighter. hello deja el show subete la minifalda hasta la espalda subetela deja el show mas alta que ahora vamo a bailar por toa las alta. mera nena quiere un zipi no importa si eres rapera o eres hippie si eres de ballamon o de guaynabo city conmigo no te pongas pity esto es hasta abajo cojele el triki esto es facil esto es un mamey que importa si te gusta greenday que importa si tegusta coldplay esto es directo sin parar one way yo te lo juro de que por ley aqui toa' las boricua saben karate ellas cocinan con salsa de tomate mojan el arroz con un poco de aguacate pa' cosechar nalgas de catorce kilates. Atrevete te te salte del closet destapate quitate el esmalte deja de taparte que nadie va a retratarte levantate ponte hyper. prendete sacale chispas al starter prendete en fuego como un lighter sacudete el sudor como si fueras un wiper que tu eres callejera street fighter. here's a link (if you dare) http://rapidshare.de/files/13942698/...te-te.mp3.html Last edited by anitafranc; 08-05-2006 at 05:21 AM.

08-05-2006, 03:07 AM	#2
julimp92 Coldplayer Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,771 Location: Via Hillsborough Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	the lyrics are so dumb ...at least the song is better that gasolina thanks anita __________________ Potty Pete Doherty........yep he's AWESOME

08-05-2006, 03:36 AM	#3
victaniac Sea Lion Woman Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 4,336 Location: South Florida Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Omg this doesn't make any sense but I promise it's exactly as written! And I think the song is about coming out of the closet or something?! Dare to get out of the closet Open yourself up, remove the enamel Stop covering yourself no one will photograph you Get up get hyper. Light yourself on fire like a lighter Shake off the sweat as if you were a wiper You're a street fighter. Change that serious face that intellectual Encyclopedia face I'm going to inject you with the bacteria. So you can turn like a ferris wheel, Miss intellectual I know that abdominal area that will explode like a celebration that will explode like a Palestinian. I know you like the latin pop rock But this reggaeton gets in through your intestines under your skirt like a submarine and takes out the indian Taino in you You already know that in Taparrabo mama the name Aweibana, there's nothing more I'm going to lie I know that I want to consume of your parsley and you came amazoned like Brazil. You came to kill like Kill Bill You came to drink like Barril beer You know that with me you'll have a refill Dare to get out of the closet Open yourself up, remove the enamel Stop covering yourself no one will photograph you Get up get hyper. Light yourself, bring spark like a starter Light yourself on fire like a lighter Shake off the sweat as if you were a wiper You're a street fighter. Hello leave the show raise your miniskirt up to your back raise it up higher we're going to dance for the highest. Look girl want a sip it doesn't matter if you're a rapper or a hippy if you're from Ballamon or Guaynabo City don't get sad with me This is under get the trick this is easy it doesn't matter if you like Green Day Doesn't matter if you like Coldplay this is direct without stopping oneway only I swear that around here all the Boricuas know karate they cook with tomato sauce wet the rice with a bit of avocado to get 14 karat butts Dare to get out of the closet Open yourself up, remove the enamel Stop covering yourself no one will photograph you Get up get hyper. Light yourself, bring spark like a starter Light yourself on fire like a lighter Shake off the sweat as if you were a wiper You're a street fighter. __________________ http://www.isarapix.org/pix81/1207121286.gif Available HERE Last edited by victaniac; 08-05-2006 at 05:29 AM.

08-05-2006, 03:41 AM	#4
Aliasfan13 Coldplayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,111 Location: San Jose, CA Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	LMAO. Only in Reggae. __________________ -Sher- SQUAREONE ICONS FRIEND ME FRIEND ME!+livejournal last.fm August 19th at the Shoreline = best first concert ever, yo.

08-05-2006, 04:06 AM	#6
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08-05-2006, 03:43 AM	#5
Space Cadet You have been warned. Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 6,738 My Mood: Location: Nova Scotia Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	What the... Thanks for the translation.

08-05-2006, 05:19 AM	#7
anitafranc Coldplayer Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,909 Location: right here Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Victaniac thanks for the translation this song is ridiculous and I actually found a link to it.. for anyone who cares to download it http://rapidshare.de/files/13942698/...te-te.mp3.html

08-05-2006, 05:53 AM	#8
yellow_fever Coldplayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,801 Location: Toronto, Ontario Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	thank you i guess this is really different! __________________ ♥ Facebook Me! ♥ 2005-05-09 - Much Music (M.O.D) / Edge Acoustic Session 2005-08-02 - Air Canada Centre 2006-03-22 - Air Canada Centre 2008-07-30 - Air Canada Centre - k r i s t i n a . http://americanboy.wrzuta.pl/sr/f/6M...strumental.mp3

08-05-2006, 06:02 AM	#9
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08-05-2006, 06:29 AM	#10
anitafranc Coldplayer Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,909 Location: right here Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	yellow fever did you actually dled it? I hate reggaeton but I had to this has the word coldplay on it

08-05-2006, 06:35 AM	#11
alyssa first on last off Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,165 Location: S. California Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	??? : Quote: I swear that around here all the Boricuas know karate they cook with tomato sauce wet the rice with a bit of avocado to get 14 karat butts : Quote: You already know that in Taparrabo mama the name Aweibana, there's nothing more I'm going to lie I know that I want to consume of your parsley and you came amazoned like Brazil. : Quote: Miss intellectual I know that abdominal area that will explode like a celebration that will explode like a Palestinian. wtf? __________________

08-05-2006, 06:45 AM	#12
lunar1126 beyond the dying light Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,097 Location: Paris, France Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	LMAO. Oh lordy, those lyrics!! Thanks Vic for the translation. In most cases, I'd say something like, 'oh the meaning was probably lost in translation'.....but I'm not so sure that the original is much better in this case! __________________ http://imagegen.last.fm/Mew-ATriumph.../lunar1126.gif THE $1.36 CAMPAIGN --> The Coldplaying Charity Club Shop <--

08-05-2006, 06:48 AM	#13
anitafranc Coldplayer Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,909 Location: right here Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^^haha trust me it's not!

08-05-2006, 04:36 PM	#14
coldplay_steph (The Lukewarm) Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 21,275 Location: London Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	LMFAO!!! Thanks for the translation Vic!!! And for the upload Anita - im downloading now for the pure amusement of it! Im so confused...what exactly is the song supposed to be about!?

08-05-2006, 04:48 PM	#15
Ladybug We all look like teachers Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,196 Location: Salzburg Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Coldplay fans' brains are not created to get song meanings like that, I guess __________________ star star, teach me how to shine shine teach me so I know what's going on in your mind 'cause I don't understand these people who say the hill's too steep well, they talk and talk forever but they just never climb ;;