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illuvcoldplay · 20-03-2009, 02:14 AM

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Katy Brand has revealed that she plans to satirise Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.

The comedienne told thelondonpaper at the Royal Television Society awards that she thinks the couple are ripe for parody.

Brand said: "You only have to look at her website to know what I dislike about her. I mean, it's very simple to find the solution to motherhood problems if you have 15 nannies.

"I hope she keeps it going because it will give me lots of material. I think I'll be Chris Martin - he's made almost entirely of hummus."

Last month, Paltrow insisted that people who criticise her Goop website "don't really get it".

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...h-paltrow.html

she sounds like a fucking ****...............nobody wants to hear her stupid jokes anyway

MartinFan · 20-03-2009, 12:04 PM

****

Roberta · 20-03-2009, 02:40 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow says she feels guilty for being a Hollywood mum

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By Jody Thompson, Mirror.co.uk 20/03/2009
Gwyneth Paltrow (Pic:Getty)

Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed she feels "mother guilt" when her Hollywood career affects her children.

Talking this morning to GMTV’s Andrew Castle, the actress admitted moving to America to film Iron Man 2 will be tough.

On leaving London for LA, Gwyneth said: “That’s hard, and I feel – I’m feeling mother guilt because my daughter’s looking forward to going, but my son always says, ‘I don’t want to leave my London house’ - and I feel pretty guilty about that… I just try to say, ‘Well, but we’re going to swim and it’ll be sunny.’ I try to point out the positives.”

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Asked whether international stardom and parenthood works well together, Gwyneth said:

“I barely ever do films – I’m with them almost all the time. But in a way it makes the transition harder. I feel like if I worked all the time, then they would be used to it. But when I’m always there, and I’m always doing school runs and I’m always around – and then I just disappear for 14 hours a day to film – it’s hard.”

Gwynnie has two children with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin - Moses and Apple.

She's currently promoting her latest movie Two Lovers, in which she stars with Joaquin Phoenix.

awww little moses

DIonysia · 20-03-2009, 08:27 PM

So if a comedian wants to satirize Gwyneth or Chris she's a **** or ****?

Nice.

marie/pims · 20-03-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Roberta;2897404
Gwyneth Paltrow says she feels guilty for being a Hollywood mum

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By Jody Thompson, Mirror.co.uk 20/03/2009
Gwyneth Paltrow (Pic:Getty)

Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed she feels "mother guilt" when her Hollywood career affects her children.

Talking this morning to GMTV’s Andrew Castle, the actress admitted moving to America to film Iron Man 2 will be tough.

On leaving London for LA, Gwyneth said: “That’s hard, and I feel – I’m feeling mother guilt because my daughter’s looking forward to going, but my son always says, ‘I don’t want to leave my London house’ - and I feel pretty guilty about that… I just try to say, ‘Well, but we’re going to swim and it’ll be sunny.’ I try to point out the positives.”

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Asked whether international stardom and parenthood works well together, Gwyneth said:

“I barely ever do films – I’m with them almost all the time. But in a way it makes the transition harder. I feel like if I worked all the time, then they would be used to it. But when I’m always there, and I’m always doing school runs and I’m always around – and then I just disappear for 14 hours a day to film – it’s hard.”

Gwynnie has two children with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin - Moses and Apple.

She's currently promoting her latest movie Two Lovers, in which she stars with Joaquin Phoenix.

awww little moses

Moses is so cute.He's got character.Apple seems happy with everything

anniea89 · 21-03-2009, 12:08 AM

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So if a comedian wants to satirize Gwyneth or Chris she's a **** or ****?

Nice.

No, it's just that she's got her facts wrong. A good parody is the French and Saunders skit from a few years back. It wasn't done in the hopes of having the audience think that Gwyneth and Chris are prententious ******s, it was quite nice actually. This Katy Brand sounds like she'd doing it because she has some sort of vendetta against them.

MartinFan · 21-03-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DIonysia;2898281
So if a comedian wants to satirize Gwyneth or Chris she's a **** or ****?

Nice.

Yes I shall say it again too... ****!!!!!

x_TheSkyCouldFall · 21-03-2009, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Roberta;2895887
If your tot has ever thrown a fit as you've headed out the door, Gwyneth Paltrow can relate. The Oscar winning mama to two, Apple, 4, and Moses, 2, had a harried experience with her lil man prior to the premiere of Valentino: The Last Emperor. The glamorous actress chatted about the incident. A People report said:

“It was hectic getting ready. We just flew in yesterday for this. And my kids are really jetlagged. And my son had a meltdown. But we got out the door,” although not without a struggle. “He was very upset by these hair clips they put in to keep your hair back when you’re getting your makeup done,” she explained. “He hated them. He was livid. But I’m here. I made it.” So did Moses have an opinion about the dress? “He did not like it,” said Paltrow. “He’s very specific. My daughter really liked it. She also chose my nail polish color.”

It seems like Moses, who will be three in a couple of weeks, already has definite opinions on things.

Source

I agree, Moses definitely seems to speak his little mind. So adorable, though, I can't believe he's almost... three?

ailene90 · 21-03-2009, 08:07 PM

Good for Moses lol. He is smart to want to stay away from LA.

Mimixxx · 21-03-2009, 09:16 PM

Gwyneth in New York yesterday

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/03...w-tamra-davis/

illuvcoldplay · 21-03-2009, 09:34 PM

woahhhhhhhhhhh Gwyneth looks really nice in those pics.................thanks for sharing

branshi_baby · 21-03-2009, 11:55 PM

Maybe she was talking to Chris!

Ha! I can see this like

First picture: Yeah, hun. The kids are fine.

Second picture: *thinking* Hey a pap! I'm gonna smile!

Third Picture: Um..no, hunny. I did not just smile at a pap...I mean.. What pap?

Edit: By the way, she does look stunning

Pamcm · 22-03-2009, 01:02 AM

Hi, this is my first post!
Quick question, is Chris Martin also in Kabbalah or he's just letting Gwyneth do what she wants, while he remains baptist or catholic, I forget which religion he grew up in. But I did recalled hearing he say- it was a very strict christian upbringing.
And will Coldplay be touring in April or just be off for a month, thanks a bunch, Pamcm!

Mimixxx · 22-03-2009, 01:21 AM

Chris is pretty open minded when it comes to religion, going by what he has said in recent interviews. He believes in something...but won't put his finger on what. Pretty sure he's not involved in Kabbalah though.

Also April is a month off as far as we're aware. Gwyneth is shooting Iron Man so I'd imagine he'd be on daddy duty for a while.

Oh and welcome

___haithur · 22-03-2009, 03:14 AM

She looks really nice in those recent pictures from NYC.

I want the shoes she has on...

20-03-2009, 02:14 AM	#5596
illuvcoldplay Chrissylicious Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,344 My Mood: Location: in between Guy and Chris Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 16 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	: Quote: Katy Brand has revealed that she plans to satirise Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. The comedienne told thelondonpaper at the Royal Television Society awards that she thinks the couple are ripe for parody. Brand said: "You only have to look at her website to know what I dislike about her. I mean, it's very simple to find the solution to motherhood problems if you have 15 nannies. "I hope she keeps it going because it will give me lots of material. I think I'll be Chris Martin - he's made almost entirely of hummus." Last month, Paltrow insisted that people who criticise her Goop website "don't really get it". http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...h-paltrow.html she sounds like a fucking **...............nobody wants to hear her stupid jokes anyway __________________ With COLDPLAY in my life I will never be LOST We'll be glowing in the dark, dreaming of Paradise COLDPLAY & JAYZ at Wembley** 19/09/2009, Emirates 04/06/2012, Ethiad 10/06/2012

20-03-2009, 09:25 PM	#5600
marie/pims Reign of Love Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,005 My Mood: Location: London Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by Roberta;2897404 Gwyneth Paltrow says she feels guilty for being a Hollywood mum * * By Jody Thompson, Mirror.co.uk 20/03/2009 Gwyneth Paltrow (Pic:Getty) Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed she feels "mother guilt" when her Hollywood career affects her children. Talking this morning to GMTV’s Andrew Castle, the actress admitted moving to America to film Iron Man 2 will be tough. On leaving London for LA, Gwyneth said: “That’s hard, and I feel – I’m feeling mother guilt because my daughter’s looking forward to going, but my son always says, ‘I don’t want to leave my London house’ - and I feel pretty guilty about that… I just try to say, ‘Well, but we’re going to swim and it’ll be sunny.’ I try to point out the positives.” Advertisement - article continues below » Asked whether international stardom and parenthood works well together, Gwyneth said: “I barely ever do films – I’m with them almost all the time. But in a way it makes the transition harder. I feel like if I worked all the time, then they would be used to it. But when I’m always there, and I’m always doing school runs and I’m always around – and then I just disappear for 14 hours a day to film – it’s hard.” Gwynnie has two children with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin - Moses and Apple. She's currently promoting her latest movie Two Lovers, in which she stars with Joaquin Phoenix. awww little moses Moses is so cute.He's got character.Apple seems happy with everything __________________ http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...layimage-1.jpg "So we rode down to the river Where Victorian ghosts pray For their curses to be broken We go wandering 'neath the arches Where the witches are and they say There are ghost towns in the ocean" Sponsor and learn about my Ghana and Rwanda volunteer projects! http://long-distances.blogspot.com/ "We're all just working for Will Champion"

21-03-2009, 12:08 AM	#5601
anniea89 Not just anyone.... Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,563 My Mood: Location: Sydney, NSW Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	: Quote: So if a comedian wants to satirize Gwyneth or Chris she's a ** or ? Nice. No, it's just that she's got her facts wrong. A good parody is the French and Saunders skit from a few years back. It wasn't done in the hopes of having the audience think that Gwyneth and Chris are prententious ****s, it was quite nice actually. This Katy Brand sounds like she'd doing it because she has some sort of vendetta against them. __________________ Dreaming of Lhuna Chris: Being anywhere with Kylie is fun. Being on a bus with Kylie is fun Rove: What was the inspiration for X&Y? Chris: Mainly porn. Coldplay... Honorary Aussies Sydney March 14 Section 2 Row JJ 09!!!!! BLOG: http://anniea89.blogspot.com

21-03-2009, 12:13 AM	#5602
MartinFan One I Love Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,770 My Mood: Location: Florida Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 554 Thanked 213 Times in 116 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by DIonysia;2898281 So if a comedian wants to satirize Gwyneth or Chris she's a ** or ? Nice. Yes I shall say it again too... **!!!!!

21-03-2009, 01:53 AM	#5603
x_TheSkyCouldFall luminous + wired Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,309 Location: Canada Gender: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by Roberta;2895887 If your tot has ever thrown a fit as you've headed out the door, Gwyneth Paltrow can relate. The Oscar winning mama to two, Apple, 4, and Moses, 2, had a harried experience with her lil man prior to the premiere of Valentino: The Last Emperor. The glamorous actress chatted about the incident. A People report said: “It was hectic getting ready. We just flew in yesterday for this. And my kids are really jetlagged. And my son had a meltdown. But we got out the door,” although not without a struggle. “He was very upset by these hair clips they put in to keep your hair back when you’re getting your makeup done,” she explained. “He hated them. He was livid. But I’m here. I made it.” So did Moses have an opinion about the dress? “He did not like it,” said Paltrow. “He’s very specific. My daughter really liked it. She also chose my nail polish color.” It seems like Moses, who will be three in a couple of weeks, already has definite opinions on things. Source I agree, Moses definitely seems to speak his little mind. So adorable, though, I can't believe he's almost... three? __________________ spark in a sea* of* grey ACC / TORONTO / JULY 30, 2008 ROGERS CENTRE / TORONTO / JULY 30, 2009

20-03-2009, 12:04 PM	#5597
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20-03-2009, 02:40 PM	#5598
Roberta Coldplayer Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 227 My Mood: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Gwyneth Paltrow says she feels guilty for being a Hollywood mum * * By Jody Thompson, Mirror.co.uk 20/03/2009 Gwyneth Paltrow (Pic:Getty) Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed she feels "mother guilt" when her Hollywood career affects her children. Talking this morning to GMTV’s Andrew Castle, the actress admitted moving to America to film Iron Man 2 will be tough. On leaving London for LA, Gwyneth said: “That’s hard, and I feel – I’m feeling mother guilt because my daughter’s looking forward to going, but my son always says, ‘I don’t want to leave my London house’ - and I feel pretty guilty about that… I just try to say, ‘Well, but we’re going to swim and it’ll be sunny.’ I try to point out the positives.” Advertisement - article continues below » Asked whether international stardom and parenthood works well together, Gwyneth said: “I barely ever do films – I’m with them almost all the time. But in a way it makes the transition harder. I feel like if I worked all the time, then they would be used to it. But when I’m always there, and I’m always doing school runs and I’m always around – and then I just disappear for 14 hours a day to film – it’s hard.” Gwynnie has two children with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin - Moses and Apple. She's currently promoting her latest movie Two Lovers, in which she stars with Joaquin Phoenix. awww little moses

20-03-2009, 08:27 PM	#5599
DIonysia The Doctor is a Scientist Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 27 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	So if a comedian wants to satirize Gwyneth or Chris she's a ** or **? Nice.

21-03-2009, 08:07 PM	#5604
ailene90 here i lie Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 711 My Mood: Location: Connecticut Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Good for Moses lol. He is smart to want to stay away from LA.

21-03-2009, 09:16 PM	#5605
Mimixxx If we could float away... Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 42,489 My Mood: Location: London Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Gwyneth in New York yesterday http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/03...w-tamra-davis/ __________________ M

21-03-2009, 09:34 PM	#5606
illuvcoldplay Chrissylicious Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,344 My Mood: Location: in between Guy and Chris Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 16 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	woahhhhhhhhhhh Gwyneth looks really nice in those pics.................thanks for sharing __________________ With COLDPLAY in my life I will never be LOST We'll be glowing in the dark, dreaming of Paradise COLDPLAY & JAYZ at Wembley 19/09/2009, Emirates 04/06/2012, Ethiad 10/06/2012

21-03-2009, 11:55 PM	#5607
branshi_baby Coldplayer Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 270 Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Maybe she was talking to Chris! Ha! I can see this like First picture: Yeah, hun. The kids are fine. Second picture: thinking Hey a pap! I'm gonna smile! Third Picture: Um..no, hunny. I did not just smile at a pap...I mean.. What pap? Edit: By the way, she does look stunning

22-03-2009, 01:02 AM	#5608
Pamcm Coldplayer Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hi, this is my first post! Quick question, is Chris Martin also in Kabbalah or he's just letting Gwyneth do what she wants, while he remains baptist or catholic, I forget which religion he grew up in. But I did recalled hearing he say- it was a very strict christian upbringing. And will Coldplay be touring in April or just be off for a month, thanks a bunch, Pamcm!

22-03-2009, 01:21 AM	#5609
Mimixxx If we could float away... Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 42,489 My Mood: Location: London Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Chris is pretty open minded when it comes to religion, going by what he has said in recent interviews. He believes in something...but won't put his finger on what. Pretty sure he's not involved in Kabbalah though. Also April is a month off as far as we're aware. Gwyneth is shooting Iron Man so I'd imagine he'd be on daddy duty for a while. Oh and welcome __________________ M

22-03-2009, 03:14 AM	#5610
___haithur Coldplayer Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 47 My Mood: Location: Scottsdale, AZ Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	She looks really nice in those recent pictures from NYC. I want the shoes she has on... __________________ and that was when I ruled the world November 26, 2008; Coldplay at Jobing.com Arena July 16, 2009; Coldplay at Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre avatar by girlyevil@livejournal

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