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dionisio · 12-05-2003, 10:25 PM

well u r special

kettercat u 2 although not as much as my hun....j/k

Kettercat · 12-05-2003, 10:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by dionisio
well u r special
kettercat u 2 although not as much as my hun....j/k

haha!

It's okay, you're allowed... just because it's your hun

Corner Kid · 12-05-2003, 10:41 PM

ok, funny and embarrassing... I have way too many of those stories....

1) I was invited to a graduation party (May of last year) and decided to bring my guitar with me. (How do I put this?) Remember the concert attire that made RHCP infamous? Yeah I wore that... all night... LOL well... until the lights went out, then as we were all falling asleep, I through my sock across the room and it hit one of the girls, lol...

2) BAND CAMP STORY! (My junior year), it was about 2 am, and a bunch of us were packed into my room watching a stand-up comedy tape I had brought with me. The room was connected to another room by a bathroom. I walked into the bathroom and noticed that the bathroom was flooded (I have no idea how it got that way). I peeked into the next room (which was dark) and saw that there was one person in there sleeping. And it happened to be none other than Carlton Banks (yes, like Carlton Banks on Fresh Prince, but even more nerdy. And thats his real name.) Carlton is the type of guy who picks out a freshman boy each year and "stalks" them. He creeped us all out. So I walked back into the bathroom, and saw a towel floating in the corner of the bathroom. I picked it up and noticed an awful smell. The towel was COMPLETELY DRENCHED IN URINE (Dont ask me). I was about to drop it, but I had a plan... I walked into the other room where Carlton was sleeping, and gently layed the towel over his face, completely covering his head. (Band camp brings out the evil in all of us). I came back about an hour later and saw that he was using it as a pillow.

More later...

dionisio · 12-05-2003, 10:43 PM

#2 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Carlton!!!!!!!!!!

Corner Kid · 12-05-2003, 10:46 PM

its sad, Carlton STILL drives up to school and watches the freshman march at pre-camp

dionisio · 12-05-2003, 10:49 PM

lol

Kettercat · 12-05-2003, 10:52 PM

*lmao!*

Manders · 13-05-2003, 01:58 AM

oh my god i cant breathe! that is toooo funny...omg best band camp story ever!

Manders · 13-05-2003, 02:41 AM

Oh and when i was 6 me and my sis used to hate to take baths and so we would run the water and spray some water in our hair and wrap it in a towel to make it looked washed and damp our bodies with rags......we were afraid that wed miss something important....lol AND we used to hate to go to the restroom.....so we crapped and peed ourselves hehe......AND my dog lucy and my mom are really close and we had this long hallway at our old house and we would be like lucy stay stay and my mom would be at the end of the hallway about to run into my mum and dad's room and wed go......GO LUCY GO! and she would run after my mom....and my mum would screech sooo loud.....my dog would try to nip at her but she still luffed my mom.....we video taped it once without my mum noticing and omg she was humiliated.....and once! sry hehe......i mean lol we still do that......i will sit there and like slap on my mom's legs and start to scream and my dog will like start barking at my mom and not me......and when we fake cry.....my dog always comes over there to love.....OH! and once my dog was in our front yard (old house) and this dog was being walked down the street on a leash....and my dog was being all prissy and doing stuff like hahahaha you cant get me. Well when the dog reached its house and the ownder took the leash off the dog came running up the street for reenge and my dog out of fright rasn into our house with the dog chasing after her and running through the house too......my poor lucy shit herself while running! omg it was hysterical! *woooooosh* ok im done

Naughtyfig · 13-05-2003, 06:05 PM

lol..those are funny..
here are some of my cooky ones:
1) when I was about three or four...when I lived in Caribbean..it was hurricane season at the time..and we were having one of those tropical depression thingies....so I was watching Mary Poppins and I wanted to fly..so I put on my She-ra (aka Princess Aurora) outfit, took my mother's massive beach umbrella and stood up on our 8 ft. wall on the side off my house wating for the wind to lift me up..and it did was slowoly moving with the wind and my bros were laughing and I didnt uunderstang why...but when I looked infornt of me ...it was a little to late..I banged straight into a tree.

2)Once my sister pissed me off..I was six or seven...and I wanted to get at her..so I waited til it was about half past midnight ..when she was fast asleep and I took glow-in-dark vampire fangs in my mouth and put on grow-in the dark facial paint and my bro took a feather and brushed along her arms and when she turned to dust it off I jumped at her face and she was SCREAMING HER EYES OUT..it was HILArioUS!!

3)In Grenada, where I was born, they some ppl called Shango Baptists..its a voodoo religion/cult..and at a certain time in the spring they have a festival where they offer things to the devil and aske him to do "big jobs" for them and so on..and they beat drums all day long and it is believed that they set spirits to follow the victims of their big jobs and so on...so I lived at the bottom of a dead-end street and there're alot of trees where Ilived so on the last night of the festival and bros and I put on some seriously mo'fucking scary ass African masks and put on our mother's white night gowns and my sister was up in a mango tree w/ two speakers and a stereo to supply sound effects and when our neighbours were going home late at night we'd jump out run and around them then run back in the bushes...and those suckers seriously thought it was spirtis and emons and shit..but they next day my mother made us apologize..ahahaha

staring elf · 13-05-2003, 06:40 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by dionisio
SWEET!!! Who is that! :-o
i want to adopt that baby!!!!

he's my nephew

Hicksy · 13-05-2003, 07:29 PM

Naughtyfig · 14-05-2003, 04:07 AM

Yeah Jason's a clil cutie...

staring elf · 14-05-2003, 06:57 PM

staring elf · 14-05-2003, 06:57 PM

12-05-2003, 10:25 PM	#16
dionisio Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 8,066 Location: lundunnnnnnnnnnnn Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	well u r special kettercat u 2 although not as much as my hun....j/k __________________ #1912 #1936 270503 mein app se pyar karta hon aur hamesha karta raho ga This party is old and uninviting Participants all in black and white You enter in full blown technicolor Nothing is the same after tonight If the world had fallen apart In a fiction worthy wind I wouldn\'t change a thing Now that you\'re here love is a verb here in my room Here in my room, here in my room Yes love is a verb here in my room, here in my room, here in my room You enter and close the door behind you Now show me the world as seen from the stars If only the lights would dim a little I\'m weary of eyes upon my scars Pink tractor beam into your incision Head spinning as free as Dervishs\' whirl I came here expecting next to nothing So thank you for being that kind of girl

12-05-2003, 10:30 PM	#17
Kettercat Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,891 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by dionisio well u r special kettercat u 2 although not as much as my hun....j/k haha! It's okay, you're allowed... just because it's your hun __________________ c u n t . http://stray-kitten.net/eshop/ =) *avatar made by 07fahrenheit

12-05-2003, 10:41 PM	#18
Corner Kid The Chad Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,604 My Mood: Location: Atlanta, Ga Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	ok, funny and embarrassing... I have way too many of those stories.... 1) I was invited to a graduation party (May of last year) and decided to bring my guitar with me. (How do I put this?) Remember the concert attire that made RHCP infamous? Yeah I wore that... all night... LOL well... until the lights went out, then as we were all falling asleep, I through my sock across the room and it hit one of the girls, lol... 2) BAND CAMP STORY! (My junior year), it was about 2 am, and a bunch of us were packed into my room watching a stand-up comedy tape I had brought with me. The room was connected to another room by a bathroom. I walked into the bathroom and noticed that the bathroom was flooded (I have no idea how it got that way). I peeked into the next room (which was dark) and saw that there was one person in there sleeping. And it happened to be none other than Carlton Banks (yes, like Carlton Banks on Fresh Prince, but even more nerdy. And thats his real name.) Carlton is the type of guy who picks out a freshman boy each year and "stalks" them. He creeped us all out. So I walked back into the bathroom, and saw a towel floating in the corner of the bathroom. I picked it up and noticed an awful smell. The towel was COMPLETELY DRENCHED IN URINE (Dont ask me). I was about to drop it, but I had a plan... I walked into the other room where Carlton was sleeping, and gently layed the towel over his face, completely covering his head. (Band camp brings out the evil in all of us). I came back about an hour later and saw that he was using it as a pillow. More later... __________________ "Atlas, At Last!" - The debut album by Corner Kid available Now on iTunes! Become a Fan www.facebook.com/cornerkid www.reverbnation.com/cornerkid Follow on Twitter @iamCornerKid

12-05-2003, 10:43 PM	#19
dionisio Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 8,066 Location: lundunnnnnnnnnnnn Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	#2 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Carlton!!!!!!!!!! __________________ #1912 #1936 270503 mein app se pyar karta hon aur hamesha karta raho ga This party is old and uninviting Participants all in black and white You enter in full blown technicolor Nothing is the same after tonight If the world had fallen apart In a fiction worthy wind I wouldn\'t change a thing Now that you\'re here love is a verb here in my room Here in my room, here in my room Yes love is a verb here in my room, here in my room, here in my room You enter and close the door behind you Now show me the world as seen from the stars If only the lights would dim a little I\'m weary of eyes upon my scars Pink tractor beam into your incision Head spinning as free as Dervishs\' whirl I came here expecting next to nothing So thank you for being that kind of girl

12-05-2003, 10:46 PM	#20
Corner Kid The Chad Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,604 My Mood: Location: Atlanta, Ga Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	its sad, Carlton STILL drives up to school and watches the freshman march at pre-camp __________________ "Atlas, At Last!" - The debut album by Corner Kid available Now on iTunes! Become a Fan www.facebook.com/cornerkid www.reverbnation.com/cornerkid Follow on Twitter @iamCornerKid

12-05-2003, 10:49 PM	#21
dionisio Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 8,066 Location: lundunnnnnnnnnnnn Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol __________________ #1912 #1936 270503 mein app se pyar karta hon aur hamesha karta raho ga This party is old and uninviting Participants all in black and white You enter in full blown technicolor Nothing is the same after tonight If the world had fallen apart In a fiction worthy wind I wouldn\'t change a thing Now that you\'re here love is a verb here in my room Here in my room, here in my room Yes love is a verb here in my room, here in my room, here in my room You enter and close the door behind you Now show me the world as seen from the stars If only the lights would dim a little I\'m weary of eyes upon my scars Pink tractor beam into your incision Head spinning as free as Dervishs\' whirl I came here expecting next to nothing So thank you for being that kind of girl

12-05-2003, 10:52 PM	#22
Kettercat Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,891 Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lmao! __________________ c u n t . http://stray-kitten.net/eshop/ =) *avatar made by 07fahrenheit

13-05-2003, 01:58 AM	#23
Manders Coldplayer Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 19,695 Location: let me stand next to your fire! Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	oh my god i cant breathe! that is toooo funny...omg best band camp story ever! __________________ In the streets the children screamed The lovers cried and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The father son and the holy ghost they caught the last train for the coast The day the music died.

13-05-2003, 02:41 AM	#24
Manders Coldplayer Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 19,695 Location: let me stand next to your fire! Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oh and when i was 6 me and my sis used to hate to take baths and so we would run the water and spray some water in our hair and wrap it in a towel to make it looked washed and damp our bodies with rags......we were afraid that wed miss something important....lol AND we used to hate to go to the restroom.....so we crapped and peed ourselves hehe......AND my dog lucy and my mom are really close and we had this long hallway at our old house and we would be like lucy stay stay and my mom would be at the end of the hallway about to run into my mum and dad's room and wed go......GO LUCY GO! and she would run after my mom....and my mum would screech sooo loud.....my dog would try to nip at her but she still luffed my mom.....we video taped it once without my mum noticing and omg she was humiliated.....and once! sry hehe......i mean lol we still do that......i will sit there and like slap on my mom's legs and start to scream and my dog will like start barking at my mom and not me......and when we fake cry.....my dog always comes over there to love.....OH! and once my dog was in our front yard (old house) and this dog was being walked down the street on a leash....and my dog was being all prissy and doing stuff like hahahaha you cant get me. Well when the dog reached its house and the ownder took the leash off the dog came running up the street for reenge and my dog out of fright rasn into our house with the dog chasing after her and running through the house too......my poor lucy shit herself while running! omg it was hysterical! woooooosh ok im done __________________ In the streets the children screamed The lovers cried and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The father son and the holy ghost they caught the last train for the coast The day the music died.

13-05-2003, 06:05 PM	#25
Naughtyfig Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,705 Location: gallivanting w/crackheads Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol..those are funny.. here are some of my cooky ones: 1) when I was about three or four...when I lived in Caribbean..it was hurricane season at the time..and we were having one of those tropical depression thingies....so I was watching Mary Poppins and I wanted to fly..so I put on my She-ra (aka Princess Aurora) outfit, took my mother's massive beach umbrella and stood up on our 8 ft. wall on the side off my house wating for the wind to lift me up..and it did was slowoly moving with the wind and my bros were laughing and I didnt uunderstang why...but when I looked infornt of me ...it was a little to late..I banged straight into a tree. 2)Once my sister pissed me off..I was six or seven...and I wanted to get at her..so I waited til it was about half past midnight ..when she was fast asleep and I took glow-in-dark vampire fangs in my mouth and put on grow-in the dark facial paint and my bro took a feather and brushed along her arms and when she turned to dust it off I jumped at her face and she was SCREAMING HER EYES OUT..it was HILArioUS!! 3)In Grenada, where I was born, they some ppl called Shango Baptists..its a voodoo religion/cult..and at a certain time in the spring they have a festival where they offer things to the devil and aske him to do "big jobs" for them and so on..and they beat drums all day long and it is believed that they set spirits to follow the victims of their big jobs and so on...so I lived at the bottom of a dead-end street and there're alot of trees where Ilived so on the last night of the festival and bros and I put on some seriously mo'fucking scary ass African masks and put on our mother's white night gowns and my sister was up in a mango tree w/ two speakers and a stereo to supply sound effects and when our neighbours were going home late at night we'd jump out run and around them then run back in the bushes...and those suckers seriously thought it was spirtis and emons and shit..but they next day my mother made us apologize..ahahaha __________________ \"At least we were together holding hands... flying through the sky..\" http://www.freewebs.com/blu_mountains \"The more man smoke herb... the more Babylon fall\" http://www.xanga.com/Rebelfig

13-05-2003, 06:40 PM	#26
staring elf ex bunny eater Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 7,657 Location: Woodlands, Singapore. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	oh Quote: Originally Posted by dionisio SWEET!!! Who is that! :-o i want to adopt that baby!!!! he's my nephew __________________ Eg élska Sigur Rós.

13-05-2003, 07:29 PM	#27
Hicksy Coldplayer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,679 Location: Guildford, Surrey Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	__________________ There\'s a gap in between There\'s a gap where we meet Where I end and you begin

14-05-2003, 04:07 AM	#28
Naughtyfig Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,705 Location: gallivanting w/crackheads Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah Jason's a clil cutie... __________________ \"At least we were together holding hands... flying through the sky..\" http://www.freewebs.com/blu_mountains \"The more man smoke herb... the more Babylon fall\" http://www.xanga.com/Rebelfig

14-05-2003, 06:57 PM	#29
staring elf ex bunny eater Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 7,657 Location: Woodlands, Singapore. Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	__________________ Eg élska Sigur Rós.

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