Smarty Jones

Professor Peedston · 07-06-2004, 02:19 PM

Damn that stupid horse!

I've been saying for three weeks now that if he was a true Philadelphian, he'd lose the Belmont by half a length, leaving the entire region heartbroken like so many sports figures have done here recently.

AND WHAT DID HE GO AND DO?! GAH! I jinxed him.

I never thought I'd have any kind of emotional reaction to a horse race, but that dumb horse was Philly's best shot at having a real "champion" since 1983.

Sally_ · 07-06-2004, 08:28 PM

so he lost?

el_scorcho · 08-06-2004, 01:31 AM

That's such a cool name for a horse.

Sweet One · 08-06-2004, 02:15 AM

George Michael would be cooler.

el_scorcho · 08-06-2004, 02:17 AM

I agree! Mannn, if I ever have a horse I'm so calling it George Michael.

Sweet One · 08-06-2004, 02:21 AM

YES!!!! Your horse will be the coolest horse ever!!!!!!!!

el_scorcho · 08-06-2004, 02:22 AM

He will be cool, and you can ride him whenever you want Laura.

Sweet One · 08-06-2004, 02:26 AM

Wow! Thanks! Riding a cool horse will make me instantly cooler. Score!

I actually wanted a horse when I was younger but my dad said that he wouldn't have a place to park it b/c our garage was already full!

el_scorcho · 08-06-2004, 02:28 AM

That's ok, I wanted a unicorn but alas, I never got one. I'm over it now though because after all, George Michael will be way cooler than any unicorn could ever be!!!

Sweet One · 08-06-2004, 02:32 AM

Yeah..and he'll wear Ray-Ban sunglasses and all the other horses will hoot and holla when he walks by.

el_scorcho · 08-06-2004, 02:34 AM

Definitely, and I'm gonna cut his mane like A.C. Slater's.

Sweet One · 08-06-2004, 02:36 AM

HE WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER!!!!

el_scorcho · 08-06-2004, 02:37 AM

Such a ladie's man....erm..horse.

Sweet One · 08-06-2004, 02:39 AM

Yes....let's not cross over to beastiality..hahaha

eeewww :/

el_scorcho · 08-06-2004, 02:41 AM

Yuck

*thinks a happy thought*

All better.

07-06-2004, 02:19 PM	#1
Professor Peedston Coldplayer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,126 Location: West Philadelphia Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Smarty Jones Damn that stupid horse! I've been saying for three weeks now that if he was a true Philadelphian, he'd lose the Belmont by half a length, leaving the entire region heartbroken like so many sports figures have done here recently. AND WHAT DID HE GO AND DO?! GAH! I jinxed him. I never thought I'd have any kind of emotional reaction to a horse race, but that dumb horse was Philly's best shot at having a real "champion" since 1983. __________________ MY NAME IS TOM STOP I LIKE MUSIC AND BRIGHT RED SHOES STOP THIS INTERNET TELEGRAM SERVICE IS WONDERFUL STOP END

08-06-2004, 01:31 AM	#3
el_scorcho Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 14,718 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	That's such a cool name for a horse. __________________ Where do you live Love is a place Where are you from She says, ask yourself ask anyone What's holding up her face Nothing but blue skies Passageways the mind's eye contemplates ::: Jessica :::

08-06-2004, 02:15 AM	#4
Sweet One carrots and champagne Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 27,267 Location: my little corner of the world Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	George Michael would be cooler. __________________ My past is perilous, but each scar I bear sings monuments to where I have been and melodies to where I am going you make me happy, you magnify my better half.

08-06-2004, 02:17 AM	#5
el_scorcho Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 14,718 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I agree! Mannn, if I ever have a horse I'm so calling it George Michael. __________________ Where do you live Love is a place Where are you from She says, ask yourself ask anyone What's holding up her face Nothing but blue skies Passageways the mind's eye contemplates ::: Jessica :::

08-06-2004, 02:21 AM	#6
Sweet One carrots and champagne Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 27,267 Location: my little corner of the world Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	YES!!!! Your horse will be the coolest horse ever!!!!!!!! __________________ My past is perilous, but each scar I bear sings monuments to where I have been and melodies to where I am going you make me happy, you magnify my better half.

07-06-2004, 08:28 PM	#2
Sally_ Coldplayer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,338 Location: Toronto Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	so he lost?

08-06-2004, 02:22 AM	#7
el_scorcho Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 14,718 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	He will be cool, and you can ride him whenever you want Laura. __________________ Where do you live Love is a place Where are you from She says, ask yourself ask anyone What's holding up her face Nothing but blue skies Passageways the mind's eye contemplates ::: Jessica :::

08-06-2004, 02:26 AM	#8
Sweet One carrots and champagne Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 27,267 Location: my little corner of the world Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wow! Thanks! Riding a cool horse will make me instantly cooler. Score! I actually wanted a horse when I was younger but my dad said that he wouldn't have a place to park it b/c our garage was already full! __________________ My past is perilous, but each scar I bear sings monuments to where I have been and melodies to where I am going you make me happy, you magnify my better half.

08-06-2004, 02:28 AM	#9
el_scorcho Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 14,718 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	That's ok, I wanted a unicorn but alas, I never got one. I'm over it now though because after all, George Michael will be way cooler than any unicorn could ever be!!! __________________ Where do you live Love is a place Where are you from She says, ask yourself ask anyone What's holding up her face Nothing but blue skies Passageways the mind's eye contemplates ::: Jessica :::

08-06-2004, 02:32 AM	#10
Sweet One carrots and champagne Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 27,267 Location: my little corner of the world Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah..and he'll wear Ray-Ban sunglasses and all the other horses will hoot and holla when he walks by. __________________ My past is perilous, but each scar I bear sings monuments to where I have been and melodies to where I am going you make me happy, you magnify my better half.

08-06-2004, 02:34 AM	#11
el_scorcho Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 14,718 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Definitely, and I'm gonna cut his mane like A.C. Slater's. __________________ Where do you live Love is a place Where are you from She says, ask yourself ask anyone What's holding up her face Nothing but blue skies Passageways the mind's eye contemplates ::: Jessica :::

08-06-2004, 02:36 AM	#12
Sweet One carrots and champagne Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 27,267 Location: my little corner of the world Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	HE WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER!!!! __________________ My past is perilous, but each scar I bear sings monuments to where I have been and melodies to where I am going you make me happy, you magnify my better half.

08-06-2004, 02:37 AM	#13
el_scorcho Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 14,718 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Such a ladie's man....erm..horse. __________________ Where do you live Love is a place Where are you from She says, ask yourself ask anyone What's holding up her face Nothing but blue skies Passageways the mind's eye contemplates ::: Jessica :::

08-06-2004, 02:39 AM	#14
Sweet One carrots and champagne Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 27,267 Location: my little corner of the world Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yes....let's not cross over to beastiality..hahaha eeewww :/ __________________ My past is perilous, but each scar I bear sings monuments to where I have been and melodies to where I am going you make me happy, you magnify my better half.

08-06-2004, 02:41 AM	#15
el_scorcho Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 14,718 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Yuck thinks a happy thought All better. __________________ Where do you live Love is a place Where are you from She says, ask yourself ask anyone What's holding up her face Nothing but blue skies Passageways the mind's eye contemplates ::: Jessica :::

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