Mylo Xyloto (NME [fake] Review) - Page 3

Nattatouille · 24-09-2011, 08:25 AM

To be honest, these days I expect nothing less from NME.

When I'm in a terrible, snarky mood and start ripping in to bands/music, I feel like their staff. They choose staff that are really cynical and twisted about the music industry, encourage them to be as mean as possible just for the sake of it, write reviews that aren't reviews (not just this one, but in a general sense) and be deliberately scornful of anything remotely popular.

The only people they ever seem to like in the industry are any of the ex-Oasis members (basically Liam and Noel keep NME.com running), Kasabian (understandable because they are decent, but not the be all and end all), Wolf Gang and their new poster boys (suddenly after months of NME dismissing them) Bombay Bicycle Club

Nature · 24-09-2011, 08:52 AM

Wow bad,i didnt laugh at all.

Stv · 24-09-2011, 06:07 PM

Lame

DavidB5 · 24-09-2011, 10:50 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by icequeenn;4989383
Actually it's quite funny...

Actually IMHO it seems kind of childish.

taameen**sparks** · 24-09-2011, 11:02 PM

As someone who enjoys satire and sarcasm, this was really lame.

Crests · 24-09-2011, 11:06 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by taameen**sparks**;4990651
As someone who enjoys satire and sarcasm, this was really lame.

+1

Tryptophan · 25-09-2011, 02:01 PM

I miss the parodies on song lyrics made by people on this forum.

F1-77 · 25-09-2011, 03:31 PM

This article sucks, NME have become incredibly bad. At least I know where to go if I ever want pointless Gallagher brothers news! (which I don't, apart from Noel's new album!)

24-09-2011, 08:25 AM	#31
Nattatouille Coldplay Choir Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,941 My Mood: Location: Southampton, UK Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 18 Thanked 69 Times in 36 Posts	To be honest, these days I expect nothing less from NME. When I'm in a terrible, snarky mood and start ripping in to bands/music, I feel like their staff. They choose staff that are really cynical and twisted about the music industry, encourage them to be as mean as possible just for the sake of it, write reviews that aren't reviews (not just this one, but in a general sense) and be deliberately scornful of anything remotely popular. The only people they ever seem to like in the industry are any of the ex-Oasis members (basically Liam and Noel keep NME.com running), Kasabian (understandable because they are decent, but not the be all and end all), Wolf Gang and their new poster boys (suddenly after months of NME dismissing them) Bombay Bicycle Club __________________ Palma Violets 10-1 // The Vaccines 22-1 // Temples, LULS, Drenge, Wolf Alice 26-1 // Two Door Cinema Club 28-1 // Everything Everything 6-2 // Hurts 7-2 // Swim Deep 14-2 // Django Django, Miles Kane, Peace, Palma Violets 20-2, 21-2, 23-2 // Kaiser Chiefs 25-2 // Palma Violets 28-2 // Tom Odell 11-3// Theme Park 12-3 // Palma Violets 9-4 // Other Tribe 20-4 //Phoenix 20-4 // Cave Painting 10-5 // Takedown Festival 11-5 // The Great Escape 16-5, 17-5, 18-5 // Postal Service 20-5 // Black Books 22-5 // Dutch Uncles 24-5 // Muse 25-5 // Drenge 7-6 // Splash 8-6 // Kings of Leon 12-6 // The Killers 22-6 // Vampire Weekend 28-6 // John Mayer 20-10 // The Feeling 25-10 // Hurts 26-10 // Quote: Originally Posted by Hysteria;4810300 I think Natt just Wolstenowned him.

24-09-2011, 08:52 AM	#32
Nature Coldplayer Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 480 My Mood: Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wow bad,i didnt laugh at all. __________________ http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...zdzno1_500.gif

24-09-2011, 10:50 PM	#34
DavidB5 Start again Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 324 My Mood: Location: Blue Heaven Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Quote: Originally Posted by icequeenn;4989383 Actually it's quite funny... Actually IMHO it seems kind of childish.

24-09-2011, 11:02 PM	#35
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24-09-2011, 11:06 PM	#36
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24-09-2011, 06:07 PM	#33
Stv Armed with SPRAY CAN SOUL Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,107 My Mood: Location: Nuevo Laredo, TAM Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 9 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Lame

25-09-2011, 02:01 PM	#37
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25-09-2011, 03:31 PM	#38
F1-77 Coldplayer Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 93 Location: Perth Gender: Country: Chat posts: 0 Thanks given: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	This article sucks, NME have become incredibly bad. At least I know where to go if I ever want pointless Gallagher brothers news! (which I don't, apart from Noel's new album!)