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Originally Posted by Baw8cc;5098753
Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album.

1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor
2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers.
3. Eat an airplane.
4. Shit a scared porcupine.
5. Watch my parents have anal sex.
6. Have anal sex.
7. Have anal sex with a man.
8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla.
9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart.
10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942.

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Originally Posted by macky;5099106
What if it's Will Champion?

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I only had unchristian thoughts about Chris and Guy. :wink3:
So, I'm sorry, but I wouldn't let other guys in my secret garden. :thinking:

:D

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Originally Posted by kittybitty;5098346
Next year, when MX is eligible, I fancy they'll give Album of the Year to Coldplay

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I sure hope not.

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Originally Posted by Baw8cc;5098753
Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album.

1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor
2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers.
3. Eat an airplane.
4. Shit a scared porcupine.
5. Watch my parents have anal sex.
6. Have anal sex.
7. Have anal sex with a man.
8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla.
9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart.
10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942.

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Of course I know you're dead serious, but still this proves you totally deserved that award you got yesterday. Congrats, btw.

#3 is my favourite.



And I liked Nickelback in high school.

Nothing wrong with anal sex!!

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Originally Posted by Baw8cc;5098753
Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album.

1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor
2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers.
3. Eat an airplane.
4. Shit a scared porcupine.
5. Watch my parents have anal sex.
6. Have anal sex.
7. Have anal sex with a man.
8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla.
9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart.
10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942.

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I need some clarifications for 6 and 7.
Does it mean you'll let a woman with a strap on do you?
By the way, #4 is my favorite!

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Originally Posted by Baw8cc;5098753
Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album.

1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor
2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers.
3. Eat an airplane.
4. Shit a scared porcupine.
5. Watch my parents have anal sex.
6. Have anal sex.
7. Have anal sex with a man.
8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla.
9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart.
10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942.

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THIS DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD!:lol:

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
“Moves Like Jagger” — Maroon 5 & Christina Aguilera

Best Rock Performance
“Walk” — Foo Fighters or “Lotus Flower” — Radiohead

Best Rock Song
"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" - Coldplay

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Originally Posted by Baw8cc;5098753
Things I would rather do than listen to a Nickelback album.

1. Sit in a burning building on the top floor
2. Give myself triple bypass surgery with a blunt plastic spoon and a pair of tweezers.
3. Eat an airplane.
4. Shit a scared porcupine.
5. Watch my parents have anal sex.
6. Have anal sex.
7. Have anal sex with a man.
8. Have anal sex with a 400-lb gorilla.
9. Be drawn and quartered. Like Braveheart.
10. Work in Auschwitz, circa 1942.

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thank you for the laugh out loud! Unfortunately, Nickelback is from my country and played too often on the airwaves here :cry: I think they suck hard too

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Originally Posted by macky;5099710
I need some clarifications for 6 and 7.
Does it mean you'll let a woman with a strap on do you?
By the way, #4 is my favorite!

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If he came up with #4 himself, this man should be president of the world. :awesome:

http://maxcdn.liewcf.com/blog/wp-con...upine-baby.jpg

Aww, it's kinda sad tho. :cry:

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And I liked Nickelback in high school.

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You should go to Auschwitz. I hear it's fair this time of year.

Only if you actually eat that airplane. Preferably an Airbus.

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Originally Posted by Blue Nails;5099946
Only if you actually eat that airplane. Preferably an Airbus.

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No, those are too spicy. Well I guess I'll do it if you give me some ranch, too.

i certainly hope they don't win any and they wont. every other song on those nomination lists are better than what they've come up with. i'm super pleased for adele plus mumford & sons though. they're finally getting the recognition they deserve.

Paradise: Coldplay Track Set For Release On 2012 Grammy Nominees Album
 

http://www.wikicoldplay.com/images/t...x-Paradise.jpg

Paradise: Coldplay Track Set For Release On 2012 Grammy Nominees Album

(RTTNews) - Coldplay will be featured on the forthcoming 2012 Grammy nominees album.

The band, who released their album Mylo Xyloto in October, will contribute the track "Paradise" to the compilation, which also features tracks by fellow Grammy nominees Katy Perry ("Firework"), Adele ("Rolling In the Deep"), Foster the People ("Pumped Up Kicks"), Mumford and Sons ("The Cave"), Maroon 5 ("Moves Like Jagger" Featuring Christina Aguilera), and Foo Fighters ("Walk").

The album will be released on Universal Republic on January 24, with a portion of sales benefitting the Grammy Foundation and MusicCares Foundation.

Coldplay will be kicking off a string of U.S. and Canada shows in April, with concerts scheduled in Edmonton and Calgary, Alberta; Vancouver, British Columbia; Portland, Oregon; Seattle, Washington; San Jose, California and Los Angeles, California before heading back to Europe for a series of shows.

http://www.rttnews.com/Content/Enter...94160&SM=1

So proud :wacky:
I met Speed Of Sound on a Grammy Album *-*