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Noooo I used to think santa doesn't come to Germany, because he does not exist...for me only the "Christkind" exists..

oooh I haven't even told you about the magic ladder on the side of my house...well, I go up there every night...and then I stay a bit on the roof and go down again...I don't know..I just need that

well, I made a video...just for you...it's my house in Christmas style. I know it's a bit too early for this, but I just uhm felt like it...you can ignore that this is a christmas house and a christmas song AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING: It's actually called "9000 Miles".......it's just for you..

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i win!

NOOOO I HAVE NO HEART!







but I have a penis












btw will you kill dani for me? shhhhhhh keep it on the down low mmmkay?

How did you read my mind!?



I know i'm a sexy boy, can't touch this!

You joining me and dani's fiesta revolution?

well, since I can forward the past (I mean backward the past....haha..)...you were probably going to say:

oh, naked men? .................. no, i don't remember a SPECIFIC naked men quote from you. It gets lost in the 'pool' of quotes, as the say. I mean, that is all you talk aboutis naked men, so it's hard to pick.

well...I remember one...but I told you to forget it, so I guess you already did....good boy
you are wrong...I do also talk about naked Kermits and probably naked unicows...all I can think of is naked things...esp. when they are male (or shall I say male things, esp. when they are naked?), because you know there is a *insert naked men quote you actually should have forgotten here*

anyways...I feel honoured that you quote me...awwwww..

ahhh the sig...haha...
what comes next, the naked men thing?

If you tell anyone I'll kill you!

You heard nothing...