I put bread in mine and then it magically turns to toast

I put oil in my toaster?..

In Norway they say Guugell

Yes, that's what you put in your toaster

Do you have his phone number yo?

In Mexico they say Gogleh

Wut? Oil? ..

OIL

It is good because it is astounding and puzzeling at the same time

Oh, you mean oil.

Thank God.
Yes I know I'm a sexy elephant

YES MULTIPLE CIRCLES
Now, Yahoo it sound awful

YES!

..No

I used one of those that you put on the toaster

Yes, I know, I was teasing you As we, both know, you're a female.....elephant

Plus "Binging" or "Bing it" have no shit on "Googeling" og "Google it". Multiple O's

did you add salt?

My avi?.. no That's Dr.Who
I AM NOT A MALE </3

Innorite, Bing! Trying to be the new google, ya right

I MADE WAFFLEZ TODAAAAY!

I like your new picture, is that you?

yeah, Bing too.

Classic!

YES YAHOO IS HORRIBLE </3

Oh, well once upon a time, I wanted to be a nice child and wanted to make breakfast.
French toast was the favorite of the family.
So I made some, everything perfect, fresh strawberries, warm syrup and 3 different kinds.. everything absolutely perfect.
So, I decide to sprinkle a little sugar.
So I tasted some, and I thought it tasted too salty, so I added more sugar.
And more.. and more.. and more..

So I put the plate of French Toast, all of my family gathered around to eat.
So I said, "Wait, it needs more sugar! It still taste too much like butter!"
So I add more sugar.

Then my mother says, "Umm, Honey.. that's not sugar.. That's salt!"
And my face was

Ha ha.

I can make instant soup like a pro