And another "Dear Diary, everyone thinks it's weird that I named my big toe poofy. I think it's cute When will the kids stop teasing me? I think I am much less mature physically then them. I'm glad nobody else is reading this but you diary, because that would be really embarassing. Love, your beloved ewic"
"Dear floofywoofykins the diary,
Why won't Crests pay me any attention? I wonder if she knows how much I love her, everytime she walks past me my heart stops beating and than starts again. And it's saying "cuh-crests, cuh-crests" What should I do? "