I lol'd

lol... i'm sorry for realz!

I don't want to keep it long.... but ren worked so hard for it and iz funeh

Your signature is scary

Dear Ericpoopoo,

stop poopooing on me, I would like to stay shiny

Sincerely, your crappy diary

holy crap, dear diary, holy crap, crests has a lot of people who love her. should i put them all in a box zand squish themz in a garbage can?

sincerely, ericpoopoo

awwww, you are the glittery vampire of romance

So now do you believe I have read your diary?

Dear Ericpoopoo,

Please make me a sandwich.

Sincerely,

Crests.

dear floofywoofycrestsykinspoopoo,

I love you more than a cloud loves to pee.

Sincerely,

Ericpoopoo

p.s. Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard?

And another "Dear Diary, everyone thinks it's weird that I named my big toe poofy. I think it's cute When will the kids stop teasing me? I think I am much less mature physically then them. I'm glad nobody else is reading this but you diary, because that would be really embarassing. Love, your beloved ewic"

Let's start with an entry from yesterday

"Dear floofywoofykins the diary,
Why won't Crests pay me any attention? I wonder if she knows how much I love her, everytime she walks past me my heart stops beating and than starts again. And it's saying "cuh-crests, cuh-crests" What should I do? "

uh oh, so you know all my secrets now..........


what are they?