FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee

[*Ali*]

lol we all know that the boys are humourous......evident from the dvd, so i decided to make a thread out of it!! i'll start wiv this.......


" The bigger the afro, the better the record " Guy

Interviewer: "If you were to have a secret, alter sort of identity, what would it be?"
Jon: "Selling shoes, I think."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

up 2 u 2 continue peeps!!! :D :P

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

Wow, good idea for a thread! :) Umm...I don't have any quotes yet...gonna look for any...

[BlissfullyMuse]

"Spain is part of geography...isn`t it?"

:lol:

[*Ali*]

:lol: :lol:

"was that a coincidence?"

[BlissfullyMuse]

The thiness of bread makes a pizza

I think thats what he says lol

Hello Mike...Well i don`t know you either so its ok, Im Jonny

:blush:

[*Ali*]

" I would prefer to be associated with femininity than with spandex trousers and big hair any day of the week " Jonny
GO JONNY! defendin himself, gotta admit the guy's got spunk! lol :lol:

[MrsBerry]

"We're like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, they're all pretty good individually, but together they make a Mighty Morpher."

[MrsBerry]

Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then?
Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6.

[MrsBerry]

Q - “ So where is Guy and Will today??
Chris - “ They’re not as handsome as us, so they don’t appear in public.

[MrsBerry]

Interviewer –“Which member of the band has the worst touring habits and what is it??
Chris –“Jon. He tends to go out and shoot things-he takes a rifle wherever we go.

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

:lol: That one was good!

[MrsBerry]

Interviewer: “Have you ever seen Tom Cruise? I heard he’s really short.”
Chris: “Apparently he walked past but I wasn’t looking down.

[MrsBerry]

This is Guy, this is Will, I am Chris, and heeeeeeeeerrrrrree’s Jonny!!” (Said to Jack Nicholson)

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

Where was that?

[MrsBerry]

:lol: :lol:

Screaming female fan: “I love you!”
Chris: “See you at the hotel.

[MrsBerry]

Interviewer: “Which member of Coldplay looks the best naked? “
Chris: “Jonny is very reserved, but I think that at the moment he’s the one.”

[MrsBerry]

Interviewer: ?And you've got some celebrity fans turning up at your gigs, Winona Ryder??
Chris: ?They are just here for Guy's sexy bass playing.?

[MrsBerry]

here´s a Guy one

Interviewer: ?Do you have a reputation in the band??
Guy: ?I?m probably the band idiot because I'm usually staying up late and going out late and doing stupid things.?

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO

where do you get this?!?!?!? *should read a LOT more interviews!!!!*

[MrsBerry]

Question:"Who are your influences?"
Chris: "Well the obvious ones - Pink and Bon Jovi and Justin Timberlake."

[MrsBerry]

Question:"This question is for Chris - are you exhausted after playing a show or are you energized?"
Chris:"Um, thats a great question. Jonny?"

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

If there's somebody calling him on, he's the one :) ...my God these questions... :P

Well girlz, I have to go now ( :( ). Take good care, see you, love you!! :kiss:

[MrsBerry]

See ya Theresa !

[*Ali*]

Will: We've got a lot closer I reckon. As the years roll on we just know each other a lot better and we know how to piss each other off, and we know how to make each other feel better as well, you know. It's a fine art- the art of annoying someone to the point where they kind of lash out, it's great! Guy is the most mischievous. He does the elbowing in the ribs and prodding and things like that. We all have our little weaknesses which all of us know about. I got really ratty about an hour ago, because whenever anyone's asleep in the dressing room, I always make sure that I'm quiet around them. And I was trying to sleep in the dressing room, and everyone just burst in like 'NYRAAAAAAA!!' and I went 'FFUUUUU-' I just lost it a bit and shouted at people. Just general inconsideration of humans pisses me off." *Jonny laughing* :lol:

[*Ali*]

Interviewer: "What do you miss most when you are on the road?"
Guy: "My Girlfriend. If I don’t say that, I’ll be in deep trouble. Ha ha ha."
:dozey:

[*Ali*]

Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"
Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with Destiny's Child."
Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."
Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."
Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

[Angel at his table]

Eh:
"We're happier than pigs in shit, to be honest." -Chris on the band's sudden success
:stunned: :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

Interviewer: "What do you miss most when you are on the road?"
Guy: "My Girlfriend. If I don’t say that, I’ll be in deep trouble. Ha ha ha."
:dozey:

Aww, and he got a nice prezzy when he got hom :wink3: :lol:

[BlissfullyMuse]

Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"
Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with Destiny's Child."
Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."
Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."
Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: See Guys quite quick at the puns lol :lol:

[*Ali*]

Interviewer: "What do you miss most when you are on the road?"
Guy: "My Girlfriend. If I don’t say that, I’ll be in deep trouble. Ha ha ha."
:dozey:

Aww, and he got a nice prezzy when he got hom :wink3: :lol:

:huh: pressie?

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: it doesn`t matter if you don`t get it lol

Grace: [to guy] What item(s) do you HAVE to take with you on tour that says "home"?
->Guy replies: 10 t-shirts, 10 pairs of underwaer 2 pairs of jeans 1 pair of trainers, 1 wash bag, 1 video camera, 1 portable speaker system...my essential apple mac laptop, my i-pod...at home is still my fridge...

hehe iv just found this one :D

[*Ali*]

:lol: :lol: where did ya find that? i'm running out of quote sources :stunned:

[BlissfullyMuse]

hehe go on to page 42 on the coldplay forum and look for coldplay transcript from a web chat they did :D

[*Ali*]

Will: "I think we'd let Jonny throw a TV out a window, but most hotels don't allow you to open the window, so you might be able to squeeze a remote control through there."

Chris: "We can be as nasty as the next man."
Will: "I've kicked a McDonald's worker."

Will: "I'm not really the famous one. I just sit in the back and hit things."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[BlissfullyMuse]

Sorry page 46 :rolleyes:

[*Ali*]

lol cheers! :kiss: :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

no probs

"Guy's very obviously the most handsome member of Coldplay. We were once doing a gig and this gay guy came up afterwards, this photographer and just came up to Guy and was like 'more lights on you, more lights on you'. Guy hides, he just hides." Chris

;)

[Juliana]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I love this thread!!

Here´s a classic:


Jonny: "I always forget my pass..."
Woman: "Can I see your credencials, please?"
Jonny: "I don´t have mine. I´m in the band."
Woman: "Oh, I´m sorry."
Jonny: "It´s OK. I´ll show you a picture."
Woman: "Do you have a photo indentity?"
Jonny: "Yes."

:lol: :lol:

[labell]

these are good! :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Will: "I think we'd let Jonny throw a TV out a window, but most hotels don't allow you to open the window, so you might be able to squeeze a remote control through there."

Chris: "We can be as nasty as the next man."
Will: "I've kicked a McDonald's worker."

Will: "I'm not really the famous one. I just sit in the back and hit things."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Where are these from?

[MrsBerry]

Interviewer: "What do you miss most when you are on the road?"
Guy: "My Girlfriend. If I don’t say that, I’ll be in deep trouble. Ha ha ha."
:dozey:

I could pass my sunday night without that one :dozey:

[Mimixxx]

He only said that because Will and Chris had mentioned their girlfriends though.

Saying he misses her just because he'll get into trouble if he doesn't isn't exactly the height of romance! :lol:

[MrsBerry]

:D

thanks mom ! you always say nice cheery things :D

[Mimixxx]

:D Anything to please my daughter! :stunned:

:lol:

[MrsBerry]

:lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

Will: "I think we'd let Jonny throw a TV out a window, but most hotels don't allow you to open the window, so you might be able to squeeze a remote control through there."

Chris: "We can be as nasty as the next man."
Will: "I've kicked a McDonald's worker."

Will: "I'm not really the famous one. I just sit in the back and hit things."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Where are these from?

lol i dunno! i hav about 9 pages of quotes from the internet (cos i'm sad and pathetic!) but i can't remember where i got them. oh no wait! there is a website. *hunts for address*

[*Ali*]

http://coldplay.till-morning.net/quotes/index.php?said

:D :P

[BlissfullyMuse]

Oh yer i have that site aswell lol duh :rolleyes: *spams head*

[BlissfullyMuse]

Chris : "Ahhh, remember Carlitos?"
Guy: "Of course I remember that geezer. Cool as fuck, man!"
Chris: "Aye, so cool that I was thinking of keeping him to become our roadie."
Guy: "Nah, he was so cool that me and the lads were thinking of keeping him instead of you."

:lol: Awww Guy you doozie lol

[*Ali*]

no probs

"Guy's very obviously the most handsome member of Coldplay. We were once doing a gig and this gay guy came up afterwards, this photographer and just came up to Guy and was like 'more lights on you, more lights on you'. Guy hides, he just hides." Chris

;)

my signature! :lol: :D :P :lol: :D :P
hehehehe

[BlissfullyMuse]

Guy: "When I’m on the road I usually pass out."


Hehe wouldn`t we all lol :lol:

[*Ali*]

On playing heavy-rock festivals:
Jonny: We have objects thrown at us! The ones on the east coast were probably the
most testing gigs of our lives, probably because we had to play and dodge flying objects at the same time. *laughs*
Q: Anything particularly scary being thrown at you?
Jonny: Well, bottles of suspicious-looking liquid...it's the only time I spent a whole gig without looking at my guitar once!
:lol:

[BlissfullyMuse]

Chris: "Then I woke up and looked in the mirror and thought 'Fucking hell, a popstar!'"
Jon: "WHAT?! Was Kylie next to you?"

lol haha :lol:

[*Ali*]

lol they r a funny bunch!

[BlissfullyMuse]

Interviewer: "So, will you be playing at the wedding...?"
Chris (genuinely confused): "What wedding?"
Interviwer: "Is there going to be a wedding this year, maybe?"
Chris: "What wedding? [suddenly realising] Oh... oooh.... oh... erm..."
Jon: "No I'm definitely not getting married."

:lol: Awww Jonny sticking up for Chris



Interviewer (to Chris and Jon): "Do you two still live together?"
Chris and Jon: "NO!!"
Chris: "That was a mistake wasn't it?"
Jon: "We definitely get on better apart."
Chris: "Yeah, just because you can share a stage, it doesn't mean you can share a bed."

Erm ok im thinking they are maybe gay lol :lol:

[BlissfullyMuse]

Chris: "We have people to do everything for us. In fact, we're not here."


Hehe yer i was standing in for him lol :lol: (i wish :rolleyes: )

[BlissfullyMuse]

Chris: "No matter how big we become, we can never capture the Celine Dion fans. And no matter how good we get, we'll never be as beautiful and pretty as Westlife. So those are two markets we'll never get. Or wait, hold on a moment. To be honest...sometimes, when I look around in our wardrobe, I think "yes we do actually look as good as Westlife."


Chris get it right...you look tonnes better than westlife :rolleyes:

[*Ali*]

no matter how many times i read the wedding one i dont uderstand it :dozey:

Guy: "On days off we've found things that we like to do. I like to buy old records and find pawn shops and buy vintage stuff."
Will: "That's P-A-W-N shops." [laughs]
Guy: "Which is bad cos in America they pronounce it [cheesy American accent] 'pawn', so whenever I say to the concierge; 'Excuse me are there any pawn shops near by?' they say 'EXCUSE ME?' shaking their finger at me."
:P :wink3:

[BlissfullyMuse]

:wink3: P-A-W-N shops...in Guys world its spelt P-O-R-N :lol: :lol:

[BlissfullyMuse]

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can see young women and then go off into the night and have children."
[Jonny laughs]
Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"
[Jonny and Guy laugh]
Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for you, this song is called Trouble"


That is one of my all time faves, it used to be in my sig hehe :lol:

[*Ali*]

:lol: :stunned:

[BlissfullyMuse]

Chris: "I don’t care if people think I have sex with badgers."


:stunned: ...So thats his nickname for Jonny :lol:

[*Ali*]

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

i luuuuv the trouble quote!!! can u believe chris turned down the chance 2 go on buzzcocks?! i luv tht programme sooooooo funny i sit there like this for half an hour :lol: :lol: :lol:

[BlissfullyMuse]

omg he turned it down?...they should have asked one of the others because that would b fantastic...i love that programe :D

Chris: "...and Guy and Will were having a cigarette outside-- each. They don't share anymore, cos we've got more money."

[*Ali*]

lol but they only ever hear chris tlkin! tis quite a shame their humour isnt recognised. i wudnt mind seein ne of them on buzzcocks :D but apparently he was sorely tempted so maybe if they ask him again sometime.............:rolleyes: :idea2: oooooh rnt they makin the nu series now?

[*Ali*]

Chris: "Einstein never wore socks. Geniuses don't wear socks... Do I? All the time."

Q Magazine: "Do you know how pineapples grow?"
Chris: "They grow on trees, don't they?"
Q Magazine: "No, they grow in the ground like cabbages."
Chris: "Fuck off! Bollocks they do!"

:lol:

[Juliana]

:lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

http://coldplay.till-morning.net/quotes/index.php?said

:D :P

Thanks Alison! :kiss:

[LiquidSky]

Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then?
Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[LiquidSky]

Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then?
Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

no probs mimi! :nice:

[Mimixxx]

:D :D

[LiquidSky]

I didn't know that site either, thanks alison! ;) :D

[Mimixxx]

Toploader guitarist Julian: Are you coming along then? (to a strip club in Germany)
Jonny: No thanks. I've got to go and beat Chris at Scrabble.
Julian: Oh well, I've got to go w*nk off a wh*re
Jonny: Um... :embarrased:

:lol: I found it in an old Toploader article in Q :D

[LiquidSky]

^ :o

[Mimixxx]

:lol:

I think it's funny he plays scrabble with Chris...like an old married couple :nice: ;)

[*Ali*]

:o

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: haha yer

[~*Maria*~]

so sweet.... :blush:
and so hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[LiquidSky]

:lol: hahaha :lol: yeah.. :lol:

[~*Maria*~]

:blush: :D

[LiquidSky]

*waves* :D

[~*Maria*~]

*waves back! * :D :D :D

[LiquidSky]

aww you left already hon :/

[~*Maria*~]

:cry:

[LiquidSky]

awww but you came back! yay! :D :D :kiss:

[~*Maria*~]

:D :D yay!

[*Ali*]

" Sometimes when you're on the road you're constantly awake and the doing the most stupid things amuses you. How long that'll last for I don't know. " ~ Guy on how being in a band has changed him

[*Ali*]

:P :D :lol:

[Mimixxx]

^ :lol:

Guy to Dominic Mohan (tabloid press journalist in Britain):

"You've got to understand, you're the kind of guy that can really ruin a persons life!"

[*Ali*]

tis true tis true

[Mimixxx]

That was when Dominic called Chris "completely bonkers" and Guy stood up for him! :blush:

[*Ali*]

reeeeeeeli? ween was tht?????????? :stunned: :stunned: :dozey:

[Mimixxx]

Do you remember Chris talking about a dream he had about Dominic, Gwyneth and Cameron Diaz in a swimming pool?

Well anyway Dominic brought it up with Guy in an interview he did with him at V2003 and called Chris "completely bonkers".

Guy basically said Chris wasn't weird and it was undestandable that he was having dreams like that considering all the crap that is written by people like Dominic!

[*Ali*]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! :P
and THAT is y i luv mr berryman :D :D :D :D :D
aw chris is so cute!! he must hav sum nice dreams wiv sum of the ppl he gets 2 meet..............

[Mimixxx]

:blush:

Yeah :D

Here's a link to the dream (if you want it!)

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/CHRIS%20MARTIN.S%20SHOWBIZ%20DREAMS

[*Ali*]

aw cheers that's so sweet of ya! :kiss: :nice:

[Mimixxx]

:D

[*Ali*]

I threw a lump of wood and knocked him out
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: L M A O!!!!!!!!!!

[Mimixxx]

Hehehe, it must be so interesting to live in Chris's head! :dizzy2:

[*Ali*]

a mixture of :cool4:, :dizzy: and :heart:




oooooh and the paparazzi ( :borg:!)

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: :lol: Haha weeeee go Guy...i bet Dom went a bit red after that lol

Next time think twice when your infront of the Berrymister :lol:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol:

That's why I always wonder why the press call him 'boring', because he really isn't!

[BlissfullyMuse]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/waffen/violent-smiley-016.gif

[BlissfullyMuse]

Prob because they just want to either wind him up or make a story up about him to fill their papers

[*Ali*]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

is Dom the glaswegian journalist????? lol there r probs more than one but oh well! :P

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: Haha weeeee go Guy...i bet Dom went a bit red after that lol

Next time think twice when your infront of the Berrymister :lol:

LOL :lol:

Well Guy was very polite about it! :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: Yer...but inside he wanted to get his sniper out :lol:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol:

I'm sure you wanted him to get his sniper out too :wink3: :sneaky:

:P

[BlissfullyMuse]

:stunned: Mimi where ever did you get that though from?


:lol: :sneaky:

[*Ali*]

is dom the glaswegian bloke wiv glasses??

[Mimixxx]

:stunned: Mimi where ever did you get that though from?


:lol: :sneaky:

:stunned: It wasn't me, it was my evil twin! :P

[Mimixxx]

is dom the glaswegian bloke wiv glasses??

No, he's English...works on The Sun, used to edit the Bizzare column.

[*Ali*]

will sum1 pleeeeez answer my ques b4 i cry? :embarrased:

[Mimixxx]

I have! :P

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: Evil twin my arse lol :lol:

[Mimixxx]

It's true...she's been talking to Josie today! :idea2:

[LiquidSky]

CHRIS MARTIN'S SHOWBIZ DREAMS



COLDPLAY frontman CHRIS MARTIN is feeling the pressure of his newfound fame - he's started dreaming about a British showbiz journalist.

The CLOCKS singer - who was recently arrested for attacking a paparazzo's car in Australia - has confessed he has started dreaming about DOMINIC MOHAN, showbiz editor on leading British tabloid THE SUN.

He recalls, "I've met Dominic a few times. He is always very nice to me and I like him. I had this dream that I was in this swimming pool and CAMERON DIAZ was swimming underneath the water and this girl that I go out with - who I never talk about - she was there as well.

"And then Dominic Mohan appeared under the water with a camera. I was like, 'What are you doing?,' and I took the camera off him and threw it off this building.

"He got really angry and said, 'Right, I'm going to kill myself,' I said, 'Don't do that.' Then he jumped down two storeys and landed on a balcony, which was a really great move.

"Then this guy attacked him and I threw a lump of wood and knocked him out and Dom thanked me. That was the end of the dream."

14/08/2003 13:45


lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

:P

[*Ali*]

:lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:

[Mimixxx]

What? :/

[LiquidSky]

that was hilarious~! thanks mimi! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

dammit my comp just crapped up, evryfin has gone big and white :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

[Mimixxx]

You changed your sad face to happy faces! :stunned:

[*Ali*]

lol dont worry bout tht!!!! i misread the thread :embarrased: *blushes with shame*

[Mimixxx]

Oh :lol:

Okay :D

[Mimixxx]

that was hilarious~! thanks mimi! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D No problem!

[LiquidSky]

:huh:

[Mimixxx]

:huh: :huh: Whatty?

[*Ali*]

whatty :lol: i used 2 say tht! :P

[LiquidSky]

whatty? :lol: that's funny :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Ooops :embarrased:

:lol:

[*Ali*]

nooooooooooo whatty is cool man! :D :D

[LiquidSky]

:lol:

[Mimixxx]

:P

[LiquidSky]

:P back 2 u :P

[*Ali*]

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Mimixxx]

Heehee http://www.purpletriangle.care4free.net/smileys/pt_cheeky.gif

[*Ali*]

:stunned: i gotta get me 1 of those!!!!

[LiquidSky]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

They do all manner of things :idea2: http://www.purpletriangle.care4free.net/smileys/pt_stressed.gif

[*Ali*]

:stunned: cooooooooooooool! :P

[Mimixxx]

:D

[*Ali*]

wat a kerazy world we live in with purple triangles wearin hats doin kerazy things :dizzy2: :dizzy:

[LiquidSky]

They do all manner of things :idea2: http://www.purpletriangle.care4free.net/smileys/pt_stressed.gif

Holy crap! I hadn't seen that one before! :stunned:

[Mimixxx]

:D Well you have now! :idea2: :D

[*Ali*]

" Well it’s not like... You know, it’s not Spinal Tap by any means. But, no, we’ve all got girlfriends. We try and keep away from all that to avoid temptations, as they might say. " ~ Guy on dealing with female fans

dammit!!!!!!!!!! :dozey: :P :lol: :angry:

[LiquidSky]

" Well it’s not like... You know, it’s not Spinal Tap by any means. But, no, we’ve all got girlfriends. We try and keep away from all that to avoid temptations, as they might say. " ~ Guy on dealing with female fans

dammit!!!!!!!!!! :dozey: :P :lol: :angry:

shit! :/

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: I like that quote

[*Ali*]

i believe twasa wen parachutes 1st came out but i cud b mistaken
:rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

Edith Bowman: How did you feel when you heard the crowd singing the lyrics to Yellow louder than you at Glastonbury?
Chris: Erm...y....I don't do drugs but the only thing I can't remember in my life is Glastonbury, which is a shame because it was the greatest day ever. Well that and the time I met Kylie...
Edith: You're obsessed with Kylie!
Chris: I'm not obsessed with Kylie!! She just keeps texting me :rolleyes:

:lol:

[*Ali*]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Chris: We wrote a song for Kylie once and she turned it down!
Edith: Really? :stunned:
Chris: No, I'm making that up. We wrote a song for Kylie but were too scared to show it to her!

[Mimixxx]

Edith: Were you sort of pinching yourself before Glastonbury?
Jonny: More like shitting...
Guy:...I was just gunna say that!

[*Ali*]

hehehehe :rolleyes: :P :D :lol:

[LiquidSky]

Edith: Were you sort of pinching yourself before Glastonbury?
Jonny: More like shitting...
Guy:...I was just gunna say that!

Johnny said that?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[LiquidSky]

Chris: We wrote a song for Kylie once and she turned it down!
Edith: Really? :stunned:
Chris: No, I'm making that up. We wrote a song for Kylie but were too scared to show it to her!

I wonder what song.... :shifty:

[Mimixxx]

Edith: Were you sort of pinching yourself before Glastonbury?
Jonny: More like shitting...
Guy:...I was just gunna say that!

Johnny said that?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, he's so cute on that interview, wearing a red beanie hat :blush:

[LiquidSky]

Edith: Were you sort of pinching yourself before Glastonbury?
Jonny: More like shitting...
Guy:...I was just gunna say that!

Johnny said that?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, he's so cute on that interview, wearing a red beanie hat :blush:

link, link, link, link, link, link, link :D

[Mimixxx]

You know I would if I could, but I recorded it off MTV :/

[LiquidSky]

^ohh it's okay then :kiss:

[*Ali*]

:lol: :D :D :D :D :P

[*Ali*]

:lol: :D :D :D :D :P

[~*Maria*~]

Edith: Were you sort of pinching yourself before Glastonbury?
Jonny: More like shitting...
Guy:...I was just gunna say that!

Johnny said that?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Indeed!? Hahahaha Jonny said that?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[LiquidSky]

Edith: Were you sort of pinching yourself before Glastonbury?
Jonny: More like shitting...
Guy:...I was just gunna say that!

Johnny said that?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Indeed!? Hahahaha Jonny said that?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:P :P :P :P

[coldplay4ever]

haha! :lol:
another priceless one.. ;)

[*Ali*]

:lol: :P :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: I recorded it off MTV aswell lol, i haven`t watched that in ages :stunned: ...Guy looks sooooo cute on that, and Will looks really dark and sweaty lol no offence to Fi :lol:

[*Ali*]

i haven't seen it :stunned: :embarrased: :P

[BlissfullyMuse]

Well MTV usually repeat it when theres nothing else to show...or if they have run out of The Osbournes repeats :rolleyes: :lol:

[*Ali*]

i'll look out 4 it :D wat's it called? :rolleyes:

[BlissfullyMuse]

Just Coldplay live backstage...and after they show 90mins of a gig that they did in october 2002

They first showed it on MTV i think in october or november 2002 so its a couple years old lol :lol: ...still they show clocks live which is fine by moi lol :lol:

[*Ali*]

lol i saw the very VERy end of the gig on mtv once like nearly a year ago wich was tres annoying :angry: but hav 4given mtv now :P :rolleyes: :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: ...well it was prob that gig lol, i think over 2003 they showed it about 3 times lol...i remember watching it in the morning just before going into school lol, i must admit i was in a good mood walking to school, i was singing The Scientist and my mates joined in lol :lol:

[*Ali*]

wow cool! :P :D out of my mates i have only ONE hu likes coldplay :stunned: :lol: wat can i say, they have no taste! hehehe :P
more guy for meeeeeeeeeeeee and the coldplayers!
mtv mite play it in the lead up 2 the release of the 3rd album later in the year (i hope and pray!) :rolleyes:

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: Hehe yer...heres a gig that we first aired two years ago :lol: ...they mite go another MTV live for them :)

[Mimixxx]

Just Coldplay live backstage...and after they show 90mins of a gig that they did in october 2002

They first showed it on MTV i think in october or november 2002 so its a couple years old lol :lol: ...still they show clocks live which is fine by moi lol :lol:

Yeah and at the end of the concert Chris jumps on Jonny's back and (ahem) rides him off stage :nice:

[*Ali*]

:wink3: :lol:

[LiquidSky]

Well MTV usually repeat it when theres nothing else to show...or if they have run out of The Osbournes repeats :rolleyes: :lol:

they don't show it over here..... :/

[Mimixxx]

You're not missing much!

[LiquidSky]

Just Coldplay live backstage...and after they show 90mins of a gig that they did in october 2002

They first showed it on MTV i think in october or november 2002 so its a couple years old lol :lol: ...still they show clocks live which is fine by moi lol :lol:

Yeah and at the end of the concert Chris jumps on Jonny's back and (ahem) rides him off stage :nice:

A back ride?! :stunned: I need to see that! :stunned:

[Mimixxx]

Yeah, he runs up and jumps on his back and as he does Jonny's pants come down a bit to reveal a flash of boxers :sneaky:

[LiquidSky]

Yeah, he runs up and jumps on his back and as he does Jonny's pants come down a bit to reveal a flash of boxers :sneaky:

what?! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

[Mimixxx]

It's true...if I ever find a way of taking a picture of it, I will :D

[coldplay4ever]

:sneaky:

[MrsBerry]

Yeah, he runs up and jumps on his back and as he does Jonny's pants come down a bit to reveal a flash of boxers :sneaky:

Mommyxx did you mentioned boxers ? :wink3:

[Mimixxx]

I did :sneaky: The boxers of Buckland.

[coldplay4ever]

hmm :wink3: :sneaky:
we need that pic!! ;)

[MrsBerry]

I did :sneaky: The boxers of Buckland.

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: OMG ! ME NEEDS TO SEE IT !

[Mimixxx]

I only have it on video :/

[MrsBerry]

:bigcry:

[Mimixxx]

:/ Sowwy

[MAFE]

HEEEYYYYYYYYY what's the reason of this thread???? but i see that's cool!!!
(it doesn't have sense) :cry:

[Mimixxx]

What doesn't have sense?

[coldplay4ever]

I only have it on video :/
can we download it somewhere.. or is there a link? :anxious:

[Mimixxx]

No...I was looking before. MTV.com have some songs from the gig, but not that one. :/

[coldplay4ever]

awww :embarrased:

thats ok!!! thanks anyway!! :kiss:

[Mimixxx]

:)

[LiquidSky]

I did :sneaky: The boxers of Buckland.


grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!:wink3: Boxers of Mr. Buckland! :whip:

[MrsBerry]

:wink3: :wink3: :wink3:

[BlissfullyMuse]

When i watch it next i`ll try and take sum pix for ya :)

[::Hayley::]

Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then?
Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6.

"We're like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, they're all pretty good individually, but together they make a Mighty Morpher."

Question:"Who are your influences?"
Chris: "Well the obvious ones - Pink and Bon Jovi and Justin Timberlake."

*wipes tears from eyes*
Those are SO hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

i see we r gonna need 2 start a petition 2 send 2 mtv 2 play it again! hehehe :rolleyes: :D :P

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: hehe yer, but will they listen..no lol :lol:

[*Ali*]

anything's possible................ :rolleyes: :P

[Mimixxx]

anything's possible................ :rolleyes: :P

It's true, Will Young said so :dozey:

[LiquidSky]

:D

[MrsBerry]

:lol:

[Mimixxx]

Guy ~ There was this brilliant story of how this message came on the headphones saying, 'James Brown is refusing to go onstage until he has 25 Tommy Hilfiger rucksacks and a silk carpet to stand on. I think we will probably have to make a few demands, because we can do that now we're huge. A couple of hot-air balloons, and a big wicker picnic hamper of nice things to eat halfway through our set onstage. And maybe lots of jeans.

Hot air balloon fetish? :P

[Mimixxx]

Q: Can you urinate in front of another person?
Chris: "Yeah, I've never had any pee shyness."

[Mimixxx]

Chris (before Green Eyes) ~ This is the part where you can nuzzle up with your girlfriend and eat your popcorn. And if you haven't got a girlfriend, you can eat your popcorn. And if you haven't got popcorn, eat someone else's girlfriend's popcorn. :nice:

[MrsBerry]

Guy ~ There was this brilliant story of how this message came on the headphones saying, 'James Brown is refusing to go onstage until he has 25 Tommy Hilfiger rucksacks and a silk carpet to stand on. I think we will probably have to make a few demands, because we can do that now we're huge. A couple of hot-air balloons, and a big wicker picnic hamper of nice things to eat halfway through our set onstage. And maybe lots of jeans.

Hot air balloon fetish? :P

wouldn´t mind shagging him on a hot air balloon :wink3:




































wait ! I have height problems :bigcry: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol:

He didn't say anything about the balloon actually being in the air though :sneaky:

[MrsBerry]

:stunned:

Oh true !

Heeeeeeeey Guy :wink3: How are ya doin' ? :sneaky:

[Mimixxx]

*cheesy American voice*

"Please keep all arms and legs in the balloon at all times, there's going to be some turbulance in the near future..." :P

[MrsBerry]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh2: :laugh3: :laugh2: :laugh3: :laugh2: :laugh3:

[Mimixxx]

An array of laughter :stunned:

[LiquidSky]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

[BlissfullyMuse]

anything's possible................ :rolleyes: :P

It's true, Will Young said so :dozey:


Lol and Gareth Gates tryed saying so :rolleyes: .... :lol:

[BlissfullyMuse]

Q: Can you urinate in front of another person?
Chris: "Yeah, I've never had any pee shyness."

Must be well in dowed then :lol:

[*Ali*]

anything's possible................ :rolleyes: :P

It's true, Will Young said so :dozey:


Lol and Gareth Gates tryed saying so :rolleyes: .... :lol:

lol so mean! :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Q: Can you urinate in front of another person?
Chris: "Yeah, I've never had any pee shyness."

Must be well in dowed then :lol:

I don't think that was ever in question :sneaky:

[*Ali*]

:wink3: lucky gwyneth

[Mimixxx]

:P

[LiquidSky]

Q: Can you urinate in front of another person?
Chris: "Yeah, I've never had any pee shyness."

Must be well in dowed then :lol:

I don't think that was ever in question :sneaky:

No I don't it ever was :sneaky: :wink3: :sneaky:


Okay now I want him to pee in front of me... :stunned: lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



hmmmmmmmm :thinking: :wink3:

[LiquidSky]

:wink3: lucky gwyneth

yes lucky gwynie poo..

[Mimixxx]

Q: Can you urinate in front of another person?
Chris: "Yeah, I've never had any pee shyness."

Must be well in dowed then :lol:

I don't think that was ever in question :sneaky:

No I don't it ever was :sneaky: :wink3: :sneaky:


Okay now I want him to pee in front of me... :stunned: lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



hmmmmmmmm :thinking: :wink3:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Whatever floats your boat! :P

[BlissfullyMuse]

:stunned: Jose :lol: :lol:

[labell]

:lol:

[Mimixxx]

:wink3:

[LiquidSky]

sorry! That was just another one of the things I say to make myself laugh.... :rolleyes: :embarrased:


Sorry! :embarrased:



But it still makes me laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[LiquidSky]

hahahaha, yeah.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

i'm saving my thread, got pushed to the 3rd page!!!!!!!! :stunned: :cry:
*bump* :P

[labell]

awwwww :cry:

[*Ali*]

i no :cry: but all's good as long as ppl post! hehe :D

[labell]

hehehe ill poooost ! :D

[Mimixxx]

*thinks of Chris quotes*

[*Ali*]

Chris: "Yeah happy birthday to Will, fifteen years old today!"
Will: "I went to see my first 15 film this morning."
Chris: "And we got him a Bic razor."
:P

[Mimixxx]

:lol:

[labell]

aww chris is so sweet LMAO :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Indeed :D

[*Ali*]

:lol: :D :P :blush:

[Mimixxx]

Chris: My little brother doesn't really like Coldplay, he's into heavier stuff...
Interviewer: Like metal?
Chris: No, fatter singers

:P

[*Ali*]

:lol: :lol: :lol: LOL!

[Mimixxx]

:D

[*Ali*]

Will: "I think we'd let Jonny throw a TV out a window, but most hotels don't allow you to open the window, so you might be able to squeeze a remote control through there."

[Mimixxx]

:lol:

[*Ali*]

*looks around* where r all the ppl? :stunned: only me and u r posting in the coldplay forum :stunned: :stunned:

[labell]

im here sorry guys...got sick again :dozey: :/