FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee

[MrsBerry]

Party peopleeeeeeeeee ! :D

[Jan]

:guitarist: :smash: .... :snore:

[*Ali*]

where r all the ppl?? dammit i'm so sad, the only person posting! :stunned: :cry:

Let´s party Ali :D

wooooooooooooo p a r t a y!! *puts on her party shoos* :D

[Mimixxx]

Jimmy Choos? :stunned:

[*Ali*]

mais oui ;) hehe (in my dreams!!!!)

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: Ah well...I bet they're lovely anywho :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

Weeee party....*Eats to many skittles and goes pysico* :P

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

*eats too many Pringles and can't stop popping*

[*Ali*]

*gets the party poppers and the sparklers* :lol:

[MrsBerry]

I have gummy bears candy on my bag. Where´s Alessa ? :wink3:

[Alessa]

I have gummy bears candy on my bag. Where´s Alessa ? :wink3:

i'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got some gummy bears candy last friday!!!!!!!!
but...if you wanna offer me one.... i'd accept!!! ;)

[*Ali*]

*looks around* soooooooooooooo.....up for a conversation anyone? :P :lol:

[Joyce]

was that a coincidence? :lol: :D :P

[Alessa]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Joyce]

ooooooh...guy...what is he doing now?...where is he right now?...why I love him so much? :rolleyes:

[*Ali*]

cos he's scottish and gorgeous, and lives near moi hehe :P

[Alessa]

because he's great enough to deserve our love....
i dont know what time its in london but i guess hes playing his bass and thinking about his fans.... :D

[Joyce]

... :dozey: ...everybody loves Guy!...he should has his own TV show! :D :P

[Alessa]

it would be great...!
i'd pass hours in front of tv :wink3:

[Alessa]

Coldplay's Diva TV Show!!!

[Joyce]

great title!... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :P

we should join the show! :sneaky: :wink3:

[Alessa]

of course.... we could be his stage assistants!!! :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3:
i would love this job...

[Joyce]

me too...I´ll give him some massages! :smug: :sneaky:

[*Ali*]

(by the way it's 20:36 here alessa :P )

you're all in for a treat, i have a nice quote for you! :P

Will: We've got a lot closer I reckon. As the years roll on we just know each other a lot better and we know how to piss each other off, and we know how to make each other feel better as well, you know. It's a fine art- the art of annoying someone to the point where they kind of lash out, it's great! Guy is the most mischievous. He does the elbowing in the ribs and prodding and things like that. We all have our little weaknesses which all of us know about. I got really ratty about an hour ago, because whenever anyone's asleep in the dressing room, I always make sure that I'm quiet around them. And I was trying to sleep in the dressing room, and everyone just burst in like 'NYRAAAAAAA!!' and I went 'FFUUUUU-' I just lost it a bit and shouted at people. Just general inconsideration of humans pisses me off." *Jonny laughing*

[Alessa]

:D and because of your massages he'd be always late to start the show.....
you both in the dressing-room..........................................

[Joyce]

awww...poor will! :blush:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: well done jonny! :P

[Alessa]

good informations!!
Thanks Ali.
So, Guy is the most mischievous.......................................

[Joyce]

he must be the one doing all that noise! :lol: :lol: :lol:


gud for him! :D ;)

[Alessa]

:lol: :lol:
i dont wanna listen to.

[Joyce]

I do :sneaky: :D :P

[Alessa]

:o

[*Ali*]

jesus christ
the quote was about will, WILLBURRRRRRRRRRRR :P

[MrsBerry]

cos he's scottish and gorgeous

Agrees :thumbsup:

[*Ali*]

like me hehe :blush: ok maybe not :dozey:

[Alessa]

like me hehe :blush: ok maybe not :dozey:

Like you, Ali.

[*Ali*]

WOOOOOOOOOO LARSSON SCORED!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[MrsBerry]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

me luvs larsson, he is our king! :D :D *needs crown smilie*

[MrsBerry]

:crown:

[*Ali*]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO^^^^^^^^^^ Larsson :D :D :D :D

[MrsBerry]

Wait, who´s Larsson ? :huh:

[*Ali*]

just finished 7 years at celtic (:bigcry:), plays for sweden :D

[Angel at his table]

Celtic Glasgow, right?

[*Ali*]

yup :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: *is very proud* hehe :P

[Angel at his table]

:D

[*Ali*]

wooooooooo sweden v italy tonight, go sweden!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D *shakes pompoms*




















i know what you were thinking, you dirtty peeps! :P

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

about pompoms, I've learned cheerleading on Wed :D
F *clap* I *clap* G H T! *clap* Fight *clap* for *clap* a victory!!!!

[*Ali*]

wooooooooooooo go theresa!!! :D

[MrsBerry]

wooooooooo sweden v italy tonight, go sweden!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D *shakes pompoms*



GO ITALYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D

[Mojo Pin]

wooooooooo sweden v italy tonight, go sweden!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D *shakes pompoms*





















i know what you were thinking, you dirtty peeps! :P
mmm, pompoms.. :wink3:
How are you doing Ali? :wink3: :P :lol:

[*Ali*]

aaah they drew, but twas a good game! :D and tonight, spain and portugal :D :D

[Mimixxx]

And tomorrow England v Croatia :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :confused:

[*Ali*]

that should be a very interesting game................. :stunned:

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

I say it again: The goal of the Swedish was sooo :o UNBELIEVABLE!

[*Ali*]

i know!!!! can you believe he just clipped it with his heel?! woooo go ibrahimovic! :D

[Mimixxx]

that should be a very interesting game................. :stunned:

Don't know if I can watch it :stunned:

I mean if France can't beat them....

[*Ali*]

but maybe england saw that and practised super hard :idea2:

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

i know!!!! can you believe he just clipped it with his heel?! woooo go ibrahimovic! :D

Oh there's his name again...I kept on forgetting it :P

[*Ali*]

:lol:

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

I-bra-hi-mo-vic...I'll say and write that ten times...

[*Ali*]

off you go then!! :P

[Mimixxx]

but maybe england saw that and practised super hard :idea2:

:lol: :lol: Maybe....

We'll see.

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

Off you go off you go *sings Animals* No I've finished, mom...IBRAHIMOVIC. Right?
Right! Yay! :cool:

[*Ali*]

yay! i luv animals. i only have a live version though where chris starts speaking french at the end! aw it's so cute :blush:
"connez notre groupe??"
" OUI!!!!!!!!!!!!" :lol:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Aww I love Chris speaking French :P

[*Ali*]

he's so cute....so english hehe :blush:

[Mimixxx]

Yeah...he tries though. He's not that bad though.

I've heard him attempt Spanish, Italian, Portuguese as well :D

[*Ali*]

yeah i've heard him do spanish. very well educated our chris! :D

[Mimixxx]

Public school boy nonetheless :D

[*Ali*]

i'm public school myself, but only for another 5 days :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

Are you? :D

Wow I didn't know that. Do you like it? :D

[*Ali*]

i dunno. my school is an all girls school too which i don't like cos everyone is really bitchy, and OMG oh so slutty!! but being a private school you get some really posh people who turn look down at you, but i have a good education which is what counts. :)

[Mimixxx]

Yeah it does! :D

I went to an all girls school too, but mine was a high school :)

[*Ali*]

hehe i prefer co-ed myself!! but i'm going to the best 6th form in the country in sept wooooooooooo! :D :D

[Mimixxx]

Are you? Which sixth form? :D

My sixth-form was co-ed which was much better :idea2:

[*Ali*]

hehe, more distractions! ;) :D :D :D :D :wink3: :sneaky:

[Mimixxx]

Well if you saw the lads in my sixth form you wouldn't say that :rolleyes:

[*Ali*]

lol i've seen the lads at this 6th form and :o lol...............not that i'm desperate or anything :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :P

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: Lucky you :stunned:

[greeneyedlover]

heyya, is ali online today?? :o

[greeneyedlover]

oh my gosh, ali are u going to Hills??? omg
Me too

[MrsBerry]

Hello Green Eyed :D

I´m Denise. Welcome aboard :)

[*Ali*]

LUUUUUUUUCY! :D :D :D glad you joined ;)

[greeneyedlover]

he he he he
so u found it was me, ali, ur a quick one u r!!!
hey denise, im denise
so.......... who here likes Guy :blush:

[Alessa]

Hi
I'm Alessa!
I like Guy, but also like Jonny, Will and Chris....!! :smug:

[MrsBerry]

ooooooooooooooooo.. Another Berry fan here ? :wink3:

[greeneyedlover]

hey,
the whole band rock, but my fave is Jonny
in the calender his ass is mmmmmmmmmm good
omg im such a ditz,
hey denise, hey alessa, hey ali
im LUCY, not denise,
sorry was having a blonde moment
no offence if any one here is blonde ;)

[Alessa]

i'm not blonde too. but almost always act like i were...... :lol:

[*Ali*]

he he he he
so u found it was me, ali, ur a quick one u r!!!
hey denise, im denise
so.......... who here likes Guy :blush:

lol MEMEME!! but you know that.......
lol but lucy i thought you liked will :huh:

[MrsBerry]

:D

[Mimixxx]

Hi Lucy :)

[labell]

Imma make this a funny quotes thread again :D

[labell]

Will: Chris, don't look!!! *yanks Chris away*
Chris: Why not?!? *being silly*
Guy: Whats down here?
Jonny: Guy why are you going down my pants? :lol: :lol:

Im sorry, Guy and Jonny in this pictures is priceless. I mean, c'mon what does it look like Guy is doing behind Chris' back, pant-level with Jon? :wink3:


http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v22/dorkeegrrl/33838.jpg

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[labell]

:wink3:

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

:D

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: Dam i havent seen any of these funny quotes in ages...im too thick to make any up tho :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

Nah you're not...you've made some ace ones in the past :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

:embarrased: Thankies hehe

[*Ali*]

lol but this thread is for what they have actually said in the past, not made up stuff :/

[Mimixxx]

Ooooh yeah...I was thinking it was the caption thread.

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

Oh man yeah...it was the greatest threads of all :lol:

[labell]

TMR: That's pretty broad musical taste!

Martin: I'm just so excited about music. It's like a supermarket and you can eat what you like.





I WANNA EAT COLDPLAY :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

:stunned:

[labell]

:rolleyes: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Interviewer: You've been linked to loads of beautiful women.
Chris: Yep.
Interviewer: Nelly Furtado.
Chris: Yep.
Interviewer: Gwyneth Paltrow
Chris: Yep
Interviewer: Natalie Imbruglia.
Chris: Yep....the only woman I've publically embraced is Mo Mowlam and that's great. Although she wouldn't...she wouldn't put out.
Interviewer: *laughing*
Chris: I heard that on TV...I don't know what it means though...

[labell]

awww hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: chris is sooooooo funny!!!!

[Mimixxx]

Yeah :D

[MrsBerry]

I´ve a stupid question to make. What´s the name of that XFM DJ that appears on dvd ?

"Coldplay makes alluring music..." :lol:

[~*Maria*~]

dunno....

[BlissfullyMuse]

Zoe Ball :)

[*Ali*]

lol yeah she's married to fatboy slim aka norman cook :P

[Mimixxx]

Yeah :D

Has a son called Woody. :idea2:

[*Ali*]

and then she had that affair with that minger :confused:

[~*Maria*~]

what minger???? who who???? *not curious at all... :dozey: :P :P :P *

[*Ali*]

:lol: :lol: some bloke, i think he was another dj perhaps even i pirate dj but i can't remember :/ sorry!

[~*Maria*~]

jammerrrrr..... but it don't matter ;)

[Mimixxx]

What does jammer mean?

[~*Maria*~]

too bad ;)

[Mimixxx]

Really?

I thought it was an insult :lol:

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no :lol: :lol: :lol: I could never insult ali :o :P :lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

i'm glad!!!!!! :D :D :D :D i would cry if it wasn't the case :stunned:

[~*Maria*~]

:kiss:

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

Jammer is "too bad"? That sounds like bad German again :lol:

[~*Maria*~]

schade...... :P

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

...that Netherlands are outta the EM? :)

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no :lol: :lol: :lol: I could never insult ali :o :P :lol: :lol:

:D :D

[MrsBerry]

...that Netherlands are outta the EM? :)

yeap.. eliminated by Portugal ! You know, Portugal's coach is the same that lead Brazil into the fifth World Cup Championship agains GERMANY :P 2x0, back in 2002 :D

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

I know :angry:
But I have forgiven him...cuz he seems nice :)

[*Ali*]

ok people. i am disappointed cos i go for a few days and this thread is dead :angry:



































:lol: :lol: :lol: nah only joking, icud never be disappointed in y'all!!! :kiss: :kiss: buit keep the thread alive por favor :thumbsup:

[*Ali*]

scuse the spellin mistakes, just a bit tired seeing as i was a bit 'tipsy' last nite and we didn´t get bac til 3 :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

Tut tut....tipsy? How naughty.

You'd never catch me doing that :P :lol:

[MrsBerry]

we need quotations then :D

[*Ali*]

ok i am gonna save this thread, a WHOLE week with nothing said, just chat if there are no quotes :idea2:

[Mimixxx]

Sorry Ali :confused:

[MrsBerry]

Ali, when will you be back from Spain ?

[*Ali*]

sunday :embarrased: no quiero irrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :bigcry: no parties in the streets where i live :dozey:

how goes the wedding preparations? :D

[MrsBerry]

Well, now it´s stopped. family problems and I haven´t heard from my aunt yet :/

[*Ali*]

:/ i'm sorry. i'm sure things will get sorted out soon though :)

[~*Maria*~]

Hahahahahaha! I just read this again and it was soooo funny all of the sudden! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's this day in 2003, what would Johnny rather be doing?
a) Playing Madison Sqare Gardens the night the album goes to no 1
b) Playing Madison Sqare Gardens the night his solo album goes to no 1
c) Watching Tottenham at White Hart Lane beating Man U 7-0 to win the premiership

Will : Make the right decision John!
Johnny : C, it's been so long since they won!
Chris : I tell you if you don't answer a) you're going to be doing your own solo record

It won't please you to know that they put down c

Chris : Did they? right that's it, I'm turning into Sting!

[~*Maria*~]

Rachael asks : I've heard that Guy likes to go out and get really pissed. Guy plays bass. Is Guy the new Alex James?
Guy : No
Will :Flat denial

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO! I am really having the time of my life her cracking up! lol!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[~*Maria*~]

If Will could be another Will for one magical day who would it be?
a) Princew William
b) William Orbit
c) Wilma from the Flintsones

Will : William Orbit, what did you say?

Chris : Wilma!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[~*Maria*~]

ok... I might be posting ancient material here but it's FUNNY!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[labell]

Chris : WILMA!


:kiss:

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

oooh i LOVE that interview!! it's so funny :lol: :lol: :lol: oh how i love radio one :D :D :D

[Mimixxx]

I love that interview!

It's sooooo funny. And they play a quiz about AROBTTH and Chris gets really competetive....it's ace :cool:

[~*Maria*~]

Hahahaha! and the best thing is how he gets EVERYTHING wrong!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

i love that interview!! it's sooooo funny :lol: oh how i love my radio one :smug: :smug:

[~*Maria*~]

hahahah and now you're being very hilarious!! LOL!!! Repeating yourself and all! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[labell]

I love that interview!

It's sooooo funny. And they play a quiz about AROBTTH and Chris gets really competetive....it's ace :cool:

interesting. *this is all so lost on me*

[eddierofl]

OMG! I Haven't seen that interview!? Where is it?

[~*Maria*~]

*looks for the link*

[~*Maria*~]

He He.... finally... Now I'm exhausted....

lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

here it is
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/artist_area/coldplay/9433.shtml

[labell]

YAY this is like the best...im listening too it... :lol:

he said he's no good at geography. :idea2:

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: brilliant!

[MrsBerry]

:lol:

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ your sig sis!

[*Ali*]

oh and then their like 'how many songs end with a body part?'

Chris : '1,2,3,4!!!!!!'

[labell]

hahah "hey but i wrote them!!!" - gotta love christopher :kiss:

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: yeah he is so brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: yeah he is so brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

"Can we please have some more questions because they were ridiculously biased towards the rhythm section"

:lol:

[*Ali*]

hehehe, i must listen to that interview again sometime soon! :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Me too.

I hope we get some interviews like that again this time around.

I also really love in that interview where Guy and Will have gone off to answer questions and Chris is talking (reluctantly) about the meaning of the songs and Steve says that it sounds like he's putting someone on a pedestal in 'The Scientist' and Chris says:

"I put everyone on a pedestal you know. I put Jonny on a pedestal...." :blush:

[*Ali*]

oh yeah!

and when they talk to the caller and she asks guy if he's turning into alex from blur cos he likes to get pissed! :lol: 'uh...........noooooooooooooooo' lol :P

[MrsBerry]

Flat Denial ! :lol: :lol:

[Alessa]

:huh:

[~*Maria*~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: gotta love that one: flat denial!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[*Ali*]

omg, my poor thread has been left for 6 whole months! :stunned:

[Mojo Pin]

*bump for alichita*

6 months..whoa :stunned:

[~*Maria*~]

:o :o :o :o

[Pai]

Live, thread, Live!

[Jette]

Chris: 'I think I'm crap, which drives me. But I also think we're brilliant. That's the riddle.'

[Jette]

Chris: 'I'd like to take Rachel Weisz to fly a kite on Hampstead Heath. That would be cosy.'

[*Ali*]

Chris: 'I think I'm crap, which drives me. But I also think we're brilliant. That's the riddle.'

lol a man of many conflictions :stunned:

[~*Maria*~]

Chris: 'I'd like to take Rachel Weisz to fly a kite on Hampstead Heath. That would be cosy.'


:lol: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:
Yeah I remember the time when he had a crush on her... so sweet :rolleyes: :blush:

[Jette]

Chris: 'Will is the nicest bloke in the world, but if you take his seat on the bus, then you've had it. This is as aggressive as we get.'

[Jette]

Chris: 'This was our only ever hit single and it wasn't really much of a hit'

Talking about Shiver.

[Jette]

Chris: 'I had to hold her cigarette while she went to the loo!'

This was about when they supported Catatonia way in the beginning of their carreer.

[Jette]

That's about all I got. Damned books about Coldplay, they are never really about Coldplay, they always focus on Chris. So that's why I only got Chris quotes. I wonder what the guys would think about us reliving all their embarrasing moments?

[Jette]

[Jørgen Møller to chris]: Chris would you consider doing a duet with Robbie Williams, if asked?

Chris replies: We would always consider a duet with anyone as long as they weren't sexier than us.

[_Broken_Doll_]

[Jørgen Møller to chris]: Chris would you consider doing a duet with Robbie Williams, if asked?

Chris replies: We would always consider a duet with anyone as long as they weren't sexier than us.

lolll :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Pai]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........

[*Ali*]

[Jørgen Møller to chris]: Chris would you consider doing a duet with Robbie Williams, if asked?

Chris replies: We would always consider a duet with anyone as long as they weren't sexier than us.

Lol!! :laugh3:

[*Ali*]

*Major bump*

[fudge]

that is indeed a major bump :lol: think i just saw a cloud of dust then :lol:

[*Ali*]

hehe, well i knew i'd made a quotes thread but it'd got lost in the mists of time :(

[*Ali*]

this thread is sinking it used to be so popular as well :dozey: