Chris' CHRISTMAS TREE --ORIGINAL--

[Hape]

Hey there,

About two weeks ago I visited London with a friend of mine. We have also been at Chris' House in Camden just to have a look where he lives. Immediately after we arrived at the house the door opened suddenly and two workers came out with Chris' Christmas Tree. They were about to put it in a big van in front of the house. We kindly asked for a piece of the tree and a ribbon. We got one each.
Now we thought to give other Coldplay fans the opportunity to internalise this very special memorabilia.
We're thinking about to put it on eBay tomorrow evening.
We see that this sounds very strange and possibly unreliable. But it is NO FAKE and we've got a picture with the box of the tree in front of his house seen below.

There will be two auctions starting tomorrow evening on eBay with more pictures. Links are coming.

http://s14.directupload.net/file/d/2770/r87xycy2_jpg.htm

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http://s7.directupload.net/images/120115/temp/nmwdly3z.jpg (http://s7.directupload.net/file/d/2770/nmwdly3z_jpg.htm)

[ForYouIBleedMyselfDry]

send it to me xD

[Clairounette]

How have you found Chris's house ?

[Tash]

Seriously? :wtf:

[busybeeburns]

Are you serious? Its a dead tree. Its not Coldplay memorabilia at all, that's a signed album. Get a life!

[Raphaele]

:uhoh2::uhoh2::uhoh2:

[Coeurli]

^^ Yes, I'm not interested in a dead tree, even though I'm quite a fangirl :lol:

And Claire, I don't think his house is so hard to find, since we know it's close to the Bakery/the Beehive. :)

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http://s7.directupload.net/images/120115/temp/gbawbkpn.jpg (http://s7.directupload.net/file/d/2770/gbawbkpn_jpg.htm)

[Cris_Santos]

:thumbsdown:

[Hape]

Here it is!!


http://s1.directupload.net/images/120115/temp/ypasanea.jpg (http://s1.directupload.net/file/d/2770/ypasanea_jpg.htm)

[Twisted mind]

I find this rather creepy o__o

[Coeurli]

^ :nod::nod::nod:

[Clairounette]

And Claire, I don't think his house is so hard to find, since we know it's close to the Bakery/the Beehive. :)

Oh okay ! Thanks you ! I did not know this ! ahaha

[m@r@]

^^ Yes, I'm not interested in a dead tree, even though I'm quite a fangirl :lol:

And Claire, I don't think his house is so hard to find, since we know it's close to the Bakery/the Beehive. :)

I completely agree !

[Nikola]

Do you have his underwear? Cos a dead tree isn't weird enough... :no:

[Nikola]

Coldplay should go all goth for LP6 and name it The Dead Christmas Tree. As an homage to The Joshua Tree. :nod:

[Twisted mind]

Do you have his underwear? Cos a dead tree isn't weird enough... :no:
Hey since when do we have a "no" smiley? :surprised:

Oh and AGREE, I WANT HIS TOILET PAPER http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png

[zzz]

uhm...ok...:uhoh:
since this isn't already creepy enough, could you at least take the time to blur that license plate? :wtf:

[Nikola]

Hey since when do we have a "no" smiley? :surprised:

Oh and AGREE, I WANT HIS TOILET PAPER http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png

I dunno. :no:

AND GWYNETH'S TAMPONS! :angry:

Too far? :|

[Mimixxx]

Are you serious? Its a dead tree. Its not Coldplay memorabilia at all, that's a signed album. Get a life!

Um this!


What the fuck?!


Also agree on the license plate!

[golfing7861]

Wow I hope someone doesn't even take a second to look/bid on you're auction. This is creepy, and it's a dead tree, not memorabilia.

[Coeurli]

I dunno. :no:

AND GWYNETH'S TAMPONS! :angry:

Too far? :|

:lol::lol::lol::laugh3::laugh3:

[Hape]

ohh shit ... I've forgotten the license plate!!!
Is there a way to remove it and to post it again?

[m@r@]

Hey since when do we have a "no" smiley? :surprised:

Oh and AGREE, I WANT HIS TOILET PAPER http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png

I dunno. :no:

AND GWYNETH'S TAMPONS! :angry:

Too far? :|

Hahahhahhahaahaha :P:lol:

[Coeurli]

ohh shit ... I've forgotten the license plate!!!
Is there a way to remove it and to post it again?

Sure, you can edit your post.

[zzz]

ohh shit ... I've forgotten the license plate!!!
Is there a way to remove it and to post it again?

You could start by editing your post with the blurred version? There is an edit button on the right side.

[Nikola]

Scratch that, I WANT HIS SWEAT! Gimme! :freak:

I wanna grow my own Chris Martin! :charming:

Sheldon gets a napkin signed by Spock - YouTube

OMG, it's a Christmas episode, it fits so good. :laugh3:

[vanessarrent]

Are you serious? Its a dead tree. Its not Coldplay memorabilia at all, that's a signed album. Get a life!

:nod:

[teernabh5]

Isnt this barging into their private life? I mean its a bit much. Going to chris's house and then taking his family's christmas tree's twig as coldplay memorabilia ? Not for me...

[Coeurli]

Scratch that, I WANT HIS SWEAT! Gimme! :freak:

I wanna grow my own Chris Martin! :charming:

Sheldon gets a napkin signed by Spock - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuhXfPpQgvs)

OMG, it's a Christmas episode, it fits so good. :laugh3:

:lol::lol::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

TBBT :dazzled:

[Comicforce]

Are you serious? Its a dead tree. Its not Coldplay memorabilia at all, that's a signed album. Get a life!

Couldn't agree more.. :thinking:

[LoryABjerre]

Hey since when do we have a "no" smiley? :surprised:

Oh and AGREE, I WANT HIS TOILET PAPER http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png

:phu:

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2008/9/6/4401EFE2-D04F-4049-461C88FEC54AC604.jpg

[Keddie]

Jesus Christ. I can't stand things like this. Have you ever even heard of courtesy, respect, personal space, privacy, or human decency? Nobody here wants to buy branches from a random tree that just happens to be inside of Chris Martin's house. Go away.

[ForYouIBleedMyselfDry]

i want it:lipsrsealed2::thinking2::shame:

[LoryABjerre]

Hey there,

About two weeks ago I visited London with a friend of mine. We have also been at Chris' House in Camden just to have a look where he lives. Immediately after we arrived at the house the door opened suddenly and two workers came out with Chris' Christmas Tree. They were about to put it in a big van in front of the house. We kindly asked for a piece of the tree and a ribbon. We got one each.
Now we thought to give other Coldplay fans the opportunity to internalise this very special memorabilia.
We're thinking about to put it on eBay tomorrow evening.
We see that this sounds very strange and possibly unreliable. But it is NO FAKE and we've got a picture with the box of the tree in front of his house seen below.

There will be two auctions starting tomorrow evening on eBay with more pictures. Links are coming.

http://s14.directupload.net/file/d/2770/r87xycy2_jpg.htm

you are not ashamed to seek personal affairs of the house of the family Martin and try to sell them on ebay even if it's celebrities. they are entitled to keep their privacy.


What is the easy money and extort the others fans ? :angry:



What is the next time go to the dustbin of the family Martin and will look thing for sale Gwyneth Paltrow worth more in the market ebay memorabilia is one actress of Hollywood.

[Twisted mind]

i want it:lipsrsealed2::thinking2::shame:
Oi! Shut up you creeper! :angry:






:P

[Lily42]

Ok,I think we officially need a ''creepiest post of the year'' category for next year, because we have a winner :stunned::stunned::stunned: (I sure hope that I will not read something more creepy in the year to come...)

[ForYouIBleedMyselfDry]

:laugh3:

[James.]

hey guys, I spent a week by the drain at the back of Chris Martin's house collecting his old toenail clippings. Anyone wanna buy them off me? :cool:

[nicole_coldplayer]

Ok,I think we officially need a ''creepiest post of the year'' category for next year, because we have a winner (I sure hope that I will not read something more creepy in the year to come...)

i was thinking exactly the same thing!... this is the most creepiest thing i've ever read here. But i couldn't help it, i laugh really hard if i'm honest :P

[ApproximatelyInfinite]

I don't think I could use enough :facepalm: smilies in a single post to convey how I feel about this.

Respect their privacy, put yourself in their shoes and imagine how weirded out they'd be to find a piece of a tree they once owned for sale on the internet, and stop being a creep.

[R23]

This whole thread just makes me laugh. Chris' CHRISTMAS TREE - ORIGINAL! Hahahaha, why, just why? :laugh3:

[Caroline]

Okay, that's just weird.

They do have the Audi Q7, which is the car I'm dying to get.

[InvaderXyl42]

Ok,I think we officially need a ''creepiest post of the year'' category for next year, because we have a winner :stunned::stunned::stunned: (I sure hope that I will not read something more creepy in the year to come...)

:nod: It really can't GET much creepier.....let's hope :confused:

[jeremyy]

did you really open an auction on eBay for this tree piece ?
i wonder who is gonna buy this creepy thing... my friend from this site usually buys weird things like that , i'm sure that he is gonna buy this :laugh3: :laugh3:

[Caroline]

Haha.

Dude, look at your life, look at your choices!

[LoryABjerre]

hey guys, I spent a week by the drain at the back of Chris Martin's house collecting his old toenail clippings. Anyone wanna buy them off me? :cool:
Oh and if you find underwear of Chris Martin, I'm interested :thinking:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Chris+Martin-4827.html

[Hape]

Okay guys, here is the thing.

It is unimaginable how honored we feel after 3 pages of this thread.
"The Creepiest Thing 2012" - That is fantastic! Thank you so much.

You convinced us, that this tree is more than just a dry thing and
for this reason we think eBay wouldn't be the right place to be.

We also say thanks a lot for all the members, they spend their lifetime
thinking, speaking, writing and philosophizing about this small branchlet
with the silver ribbon on it.

WELL DONE!

[Nikola]

Oh and if you find underwear of Chris Martin, I'm interested :thinking:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Chris+Martin-4827.html

:laugh3:

You ARE a groupie whether you're willing to admit it or not. :P

hey guys, I spent a week by the drain at the back of Chris Martin's house collecting his old toenail clippings. Anyone wanna buy them off me? :cool:

I think I can get DNA from nails, so fuck yeah! :stunned: Contact me via private message.

[golfing7861]

I probably shouldn't be saying this, but............

I stole a urine test from his Doc, PM me for offers/DNA validity/any under the table deals


;)

[James.]

I think I can get DNA from nails, so fuck yeah! :stunned: Contact me via private message.

Kick me out of Jedi academy will you? No way man, this DNA is all mine :phu:

[LoryABjerre]

:laugh3:

You ARE a groupie whether you're willing to admit it or not. :P

.

Everyone says I'm a stupid groupie slut, in real live not a fangirl. then admit what ? :shrug:

Then move forces, Moses found the HolyGround and now advance and will seek his friend Jesus who is not dead. all is clear in the Bible for Christmas. :book2:


really Now more seriously do not see the point of having underwear of celebrities :thinking:

[doritji]

What I find most offensive is that you'd think that you came here thinking: 'aah some of those creeps on this forum will be crazy enough to buy this from me'.
While actually, you are the creeps..

[missfuntastic]

Haha.

Dude, look at your life, look at your choices!

hahaha! this just made my day...i swear! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[postcards]

What could be next, the morning paper, doggie poops, halloween pumpkins. :lol: Please tell me you won't. :thinking:

[JackZ]

I will pay you $7,000,000 dollars for that branch. :nod:

[DundahMifflin]

Here it is!!


http://s1.directupload.net/images/120115/temp/ypasanea.jpg (http://s1.directupload.net/file/d/2770/ypasanea_jpg.htm)

dafuq

[Teco]

Okay guys, here is the thing.

It is unimaginable how honored we feel after 3 pages of this thread.
"The Creepiest Thing 2012" - That is fantastic! Thank you so much.

You convinced us, that this tree is more than just a dry thing and
for this reason we think eBay wouldn't be the right place to be.

We also say thanks a lot for all the members, they spend their lifetime
thinking, speaking, writing and philosophizing about this small branchlet
with the silver ribbon on it.

WELL DONE!

wuh?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RfgM9Cn8g9U/TiMQ63q_y_I/AAAAAAAAIdI/9cIkga8k3YE/s200/emoticons%2Bmeme%2Bmsn%2B%252820%2529.gif

[DundahMifflin]

wuh?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RfgM9Cn8g9U/TiMQ63q_y_I/AAAAAAAAIdI/9cIkga8k3YE/s200/emoticons%2Bmeme%2Bmsn%2B%252820%2529.gif

wat. da. fuck.

[Phoebeo]

Seriously? - It's a tree. :blank:

[Phoebeo]

Ok,I think we officially need a ''creepiest post of the year'' category for next year, because we have a winner :stunned::stunned::stunned: (I sure hope that I will not read something more creepy in the year to come...)

:nod:

[PrincessofChina]

Hey there,

About two weeks ago I visited London with a friend of mine. We have also been at Chris' House in Camden just to have a look where he lives. Immediately after we arrived at the house the door opened suddenly and two workers came out with Chris' Christmas Tree. They were about to put it in a big van in front of the house. We kindly asked for a piece of the tree and a ribbon. We got one each.
Now we thought to give other Coldplay fans the opportunity to internalise this very special memorabilia.
We're thinking about to put it on eBay tomorrow evening.
We see that this sounds very strange and possibly unreliable. But it is NO FAKE and we've got a picture with the box of the tree in front of his house seen below.

There will be two auctions starting tomorrow evening on eBay with more pictures. Links are coming.

http://s14.directupload.net/file/d/2770/r87xycy2_jpg.htm



Sick. :angry: