I don't think every mylo is a xyloto...

[DukeNewcomb]

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2648/myloxyloto.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/myloxyloto.jpg/)

:rolleyes:

[rafaelchampion]

Every Debs is a confused person
Every thread is a waste

[Tash]

Seriously?
:|

[rudy_o]

Thanks for making this thread. :|

[Juanma]

:laugh3:

[valypan]

We soon need some news, something concrete to talk about, otherwise threads like this will just keep popping up...:)

[The Doctor]

:laugh3:

[Brent]

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This is a waste of bandwidth.

[Stv]

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This is a waste of bandwidth.

this

[taameen**sparks**]

Flavio is a cool name though :nod:

[LoryABjerre]

What is the thread ? :thinking:

[Tryptophan]

Lovely.

[Stv]

This one of the most idiotic threads on the entire forum :P

[QuestionsOfScience]

Operation Kill Thread: Commence.

[Hartroc]

:lock:

[Hartroc]

:lock:

[The Final Track]

What is the thread ? :thinking:

Even Lory doesn't understand this thread :|

[TyM218]

:blank:

This is a waste of bandwidth.

Kind of ironic because you saying this is also a waste of bandwidth.

[Brent]

Kind of ironic because you saying this is also a waste of bandwidth.

Oh no. A Pandora's box. :uhoh:

[DukeNewcomb]

Flavio is a cool name though :nod:

Thanks, it's Italian :)



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This is a waste of bandwidth.


Every Baw8cc is a killjoy :rolleyes:

[Brent]

Every Baw8cc is a killjoy :rolleyes:

I'm not a killjoy. Nor am I a pessimist. I'm a realist. :P

Plus, I never hesitate to be able to use my 2nd-favorite smiley: :blank:

[Coldplero]

this

whats on that:
this

[Stv]

whats on that:
this

This
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This is a waste of bandwidth.

[taameen**sparks**]

I'm not a killjoy. Nor am I a pessimist. I'm a realist. :P

Plus, I never hesitate to be able to use my 2nd-favorite smiley: :blank:

What's your first favorite smiley?

[Stv]

What's your first favorite smiley?

I know you didn't ask to me but mines are this:

1. :waffle:
2. :braces:
3. :earmuffs:
4. :saw: :deadhusky:
5. :husky:

[taameen**sparks**]

^ Nice choice :D

[macky]

HAHAHAHAHAH thanks for the laugh.

[Brent]

What's your first favorite smiley?

:waffle:

I also like this one: :rolleyes3:

And this one: :freak:

[Stv]

The :freak: one is cool

[Brent]

I know! Can everyone start using the :freak: one more, please?

[Brent]

I also like the :lock: one, when it's appropriate in context.

[Stv]

No :freak: just kidding :P

I feel sleepy :freak:

[Brent]

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Yay! We've made this thread useful!

[Stv]

This thread deserves to throw some little quantity of :lock:s at it


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[Brent]

:waffle: Nah, I'm growing to like this thread! :freak: I no longer want it locked. :waffle:

[Brent]

:waffle: Nah, I'm growing to like this thread! :freak: I no longer want it locked. :waffle:

[Brent]

Damn my crappy internet! dp.

[Stv]

Yes :P me too.

btw, I think that
Every Mylo is a Xyloto

[Brent]

I still don't think that makes sense. :thinking:

Maybe it does. But seeing that we don't know what a "xyloto" is, I'm stumped :freak:

[Stv]

But actually it sounds very fun to say every mylo is a xyloto :P

even although it doesn't make any sense :freak:

Great, the :freak: smiley is fitting in every post

[Brent]

I wonder if I can make that face for real.

[Stv]

I am trying

:freak:

[Kiame]

Every mylo, every mylo, every mylo is a xyloto ooooooohhhhh oooooooohhhhhhhhhoooo oooooooooooooh ooooooooooohooooo every mylo, every mylo, every mylo is a xylotooo, every mylo, every mylo, every mylo is a xyloyoooo! *drums* Good night every body! Thanks for giving us the best job in the world!

[Brent]

^ :lock:

I changed my mind.

[Stv]

Every mylo, every mylo, every mylo is a xyloto ooooooohhhhh oooooooohhhhhhhhhoooo oooooooooooooh ooooooooooohooooo every mylo, every mylo, every mylo is a xylotooo, every mylo, every mylo, every mylo is a xyloyoooo! *drums* Good night every body! Thanks for giving us the best job in the world!

it was a xy xy xy xy xyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy LOTTO fu fu fu fu f**********k u

This thread is not funny anymore :nod:

Lock army!!!:angry:


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[Kiame]

Anybody feel like jumpin' read lets go 1, 2 a 1 2 3 go! duh duh duh duh duuduuh duuudh ududhduhduhd uh

I stole a mylo
I took a mylo down town where the xyloto meets,
I took the mylo down town and I took what they offered me
To set me free
Oh I saw the mylo go down at the end of the xyloto,
I saw the mylo go down and standing in front of me

---

Come up to meet ya,
Tell you I'm sorry you,
You don't know how mylo you arreeee

---

Let's turn the volume right up here we go! OOOOHHOOOOO
I hear Mylo bells are ringing,
Mylo xyloto choirs are singing
by my mylo, my xylotooo
my mylomylomylo in a foreign xylo
For some reason I can't explain,
I don't know why the fuck we chose this album title
And that's why St Peter won't call my name,
Never an honest worrrd, myloxylotoeveryteardropmylo.

THANKYOU, HAVE FUN WITH BEYONCE TOMORROW, BEST JOB IN THE WORLD, GUY IS OUR FAVOURITE MEMBER, JONNY BOOOOOOY, HERE HE COMMMMESS, MY PANTS ARE TOO SHORT AND MY ARMS ARE SO MUCH BIGGER THAN WHAT THEY WERE DURING PARACHUTES

THANKYOU, GOODNIGHT!

*crowd goes wild*

[Stv]

^ Your lyrics are very MILEY :freak:

[Brent]

Is there a :shootmyselfinthehead: smiley?

Guess not.

[Kiame]

Is there a :shootmyselfinthehead: smiley?

Guess not.

You better not be referring to my post :D

[Brent]

You better not be referring to my post :D

No.... Of COURSE not! :D


:uhoh:

[Kiame]

No.... Of COURSE not! :D


:uhoh:

You have no lyrical taste. Just wait until I bring out my highly successful Coldplay tribute album wth modified lyrics. Who can resist the classic hit: Major Mylo.

The got one eye watching mylo,
One eye on watching xylo,
so be careful mylo mylo mylo mylo...

And many more!

Due for release September 1st 2041.

[Brent]

Due for release September 1st 2041.

Good thing I'll be fifty years old and mostly deaf as a result to the volume at which I played my iPod in my teens and twenties :P

[Coldplero]

ETTIAWOB
My last comment:
ETTIAWOB
Every troll-thread is a waste of bandwith
ETTIAWOB

I could not resist the Clocks version that we'll release in September 1st 2041/2042:
Clocks 2011 release:
-major piano intro and Guy berryman sings:


Come out of things unsaid
Shoot a mylo out of my xylo
trouble that can't be named
a xylo is waiting to be mylo

You are MYLO
You are XYLO

Confusion that never stops
The closing xylos and ticking mylos
gonna
Come back and take mylo home (downtown with the lost boys)
Xylo couldnt stop that you now know so I
Come out upon Xylo seas
Mylo cursed missed out opportunities
Xylo is a part of the cure
or Mylo is part of the disease
singing

You MYLO
You XYLO

You TO (girls)
You TO (boys)

ETTIAWOB
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ETTIAWOB

[Wickett]

Mylo Xyloto is like Coldplay's own version of Herpy Derp. It can mean whatever you want it to mean, wherever you want it to mean.

[Brent]

Mylo Xyloto is like Coldplay's own version of Herpy Derp. It can mean whatever you want it to mean, wherever you want it to mean.

...until their PR comes out with a statement defining it :P

[Coldplero]

It's not whatever, every mylo is a xyloto
Mylo Xyloto means that every Mylo is a Xyloto

[Blue Glisten]

:laugh3:

[Kiame]

ETTIAWOB
My last comment:
ETTIAWOB
Every troll-thread is a waste of bandwith
ETTIAWOB

I could not resist the Clocks version that we'll release in September 1st 2041/2042:
Clocks 2011 release:
-major piano intro and Guy berryman sings:


Come out of things unsaid
Shoot a mylo out of my xylo
trouble that can't be named
a xylo is waiting to be mylo

You are MYLO
You are XYLO

Confusion that never stops
The closing xylos and ticking mylos
gonna
Come back and take mylo home (downtown with the lost boys)
Xylo couldnt stop that you now know so I
Come out upon Xylo seas
Mylo cursed missed out opportunities
Xylo is a part of the cure
or Mylo is part of the disease
singing

You MYLO
You XYLO

You TO (girls)
You TO (boys)

ETTIAWOB
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ETTIAWOB

I think I smell our first single.

[nick311]

...:wtf:

[valypan]

Haha you guys are so bored :) waiting does funny things to brain cells :)

[Brent]

I think I smell our first single.

What does that smell like?

[Coldplero]

I can tell you it smells like strawberry

[DukeNewcomb]

It's not whatever, every mylo is a xyloto
Mylo Xyloto means that every Mylo is a Xyloto

That's what I thought! Then the flamey police came and disagreed :cry:

[Stv]

Is there a :shootmyselfinthehead: smiley?

Guess not.

I need one, seriously, but we have:

:saw: :whip:

[Stv]

ETTIAWOB
My last comment:
ETTIAWOB
Every troll-thread is a waste of bandwith
ETTIAWOB

I could not resist the Clocks version that we'll release in September 1st 2041/2042:
Clocks 2011 release:
-major piano intro and Guy berryman sings:


Come out of things unsaid
Shoot a mylo out of my xylo
trouble that can't be named
a xylo is waiting to be mylo

You are MYLO
You are XYLO

Confusion that never stops
The closing xylos and ticking mylos
gonna
Come back and take mylo home (downtown with the lost boys)
Xylo couldnt stop that you now know so I
Come out upon Xylo seas
Mylo cursed missed out opportunities
Xylo is a part of the cure
or Mylo is part of the disease
singing

You MYLO
You XYLO

You TO (girls)
You TO (boys)

ETTIAWOB
---
ETTIAWOB

It's not whatever, every mylo is a xyloto
Mylo Xyloto means that every Mylo is a Xyloto

:facepalm:

[Stv]

You have no lyrical taste. Just wait until I bring out my highly successful Coldplay tribute album wth modified lyrics. Who can resist the classic hit: Major Mylo.

The got one eye watching mylo,
One eye on watching xylo,
so be careful mylo mylo mylo mylo...

And many more!

Due for release September 1st 2041.

Actually even I could make something better, but I'm busy and lazy now :phu:

[Tryptophan]

This is growing to be the best thread in the MX subforum. I'm not being sarcastic, love it.

[Stv]

It's this one or this one:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79025

[QuestionsOfScience]

That'sh enough from you all now (peter griffin voice)

[WeddingDom]

Every 'saladita' is an 'horneada'? :inquisitive:

[Stv]

Every 'saladita' is an 'horneada'? :inquisitive:

Hahahaha :laugh3:, I got the joke :D that is gonna be hilarious for mexican coldplayers :P

[Kiame]

What does that smell like?

It smells like the smell of money: used tampons.

Goodnight! Best job in the world! Shouldn't have used the fucking balloons.

I turn the music up I got my mylo on.

[Stv]

^wtf with she?

[Kiame]

^wtf with she?

Those sound like my lyrics.

What the fuck with she,

what the fuck with she,

what the fuck with she,

I hope okay she is.

[DukeNewcomb]

In mylo's place,
In mylo's place,
there were lines xyloto couldn't trace..

[DukeNewcomb]

In mylo's place,
In mylo's place,
there were lines xyloto couldn't trace..

[Stv]

:facepalm:

I Officially declare this thread:

1. Ruined
2. Crap
3. Stupid
4. Pointless
5. Useless
6. Idiot

End of. [dot]

:lock:

[Kiame]

:facepalm:

I Officially declare this thread:

1. Ruined
2. Crap
3. Stupid
4. Pointless
5. Useless
6. Idiot

End of. [dot]

:lock:

This thread is just fine. It is you who is:

1. Ruined
2. Crap
3. Stupid
4. Pointless
5. Useless
6. Idiot
7. Absolutely fabulous

[Wyrd]

^ :nod:

Also point seven :blank:

[DukeNewcomb]

:facepalm:

I Officially declare this thread:

1. Ruined
2. Crap
3. Stupid
4. Pointless
5. Useless
6. Idiot

End of. [dot]

:lock:

Here's a thought, go away?

[Tryptophan]

Every mylo is a turtle and I like turtles.

[taameen**sparks**]

Can't we just all get along? Is that too much to ask for?

[Tryptophan]

Can't we just all get along? Is that too much to ask for?

If even Mylo gets along with Xyloto, that should be possible indeed.

[Brent]

Can't we just all get along? Is that too much to ask for?

Yes. :veryangry2:

[taameen**sparks**]

If even Mylo gets along with Xyloto, that should be possible indeed.
Exactly. :smug:
Yes. :veryangry2:

:p

[Coldplero]

It smells like the smell of money: used tampons.

Goodnight! Best job in the world! Shouldn't have used the fucking balloons.

I turn the music up I got my mylo on.

Hahaha hilarious!

Helpfull guide step by step with the new lyrics for you to highlight on the new Coldplay M&X's World Tour!

2 NEW MX ERA SONGS!


SPIES "PARAXUTES"

I awake to find MY peace of LO
I said, "How do you live as a Xyloto
Down here where I cannot see the album finished?"
I said, "What do I know
Show me the right way to Mylo"

And the Xyloto came out of the water
But you're feeling so bad 'cause you know
That the Xylotos hide out in every corner
But you can't touch them no
'Cause they're all Xyletts
They're all Xyletts

I awake to see that no Mylo is free
We're all MX
Look at the way Xylo live
Down here I cannot sleep from fear no
I said, "Which way do I turn?"
Oh Mylo, I forget everything I learn

And the Xyloto came out of the water
And you're feeling so bad 'cause you know
That the Xylotos hide out in every corner
But you can't touch them no
'Cause they're all Xyletts
They're all MX's

And if we don't hide here
Xylo's gonna find us
And if we don't hide now
Xylotos gonna catch us where we sleep
Ah and if we don't hide here
Charlie Brown's gonna find us

And the Xyloto came out of the water
But you're feeling so good 'cause you know
That those Xylotos hide out in every corner
They can't touch you, no
'Cause they're just MX's

COLDPLAY, SPAMX - "PARAXUTES"

SPAMX's

Did Mylo drive you away
I know what Xylo'll say
Xylo say, "Oh, sing one you know"
But Mylo promises you this
Mylo'll always look out for Xyloto
Yeah that's what Mylo'll do

XYLO say, TO
MYLO say, MX

My heart is yours
It's Xylo that I hold on to
Yeah that's what Mylo does
And I know I was wrong
But Xylo won't let you down
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I will, yes I will)

XYLO cries, oh
I lost my, TO!

Yeah I saw SPAMX
Yeah I saw MYLOS
And I saw XYLOS
Yeah I saw TOS!

Sing it out

Mx, Mx, MX, mx, oh
M, X, M, X, oh
S, M, L, XL, oh

[DukeNewcomb]

^ How do you live as a Xyloto sounds better ;)