OCAWs: Funniest User Award

[busybeeburns]

Will be announced here at 8.40pm (GMT), 21st December 2003

[dionisio]

haha lmao our funniest user!!!!!! :lol: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

[dionisio]

2nd place!!!








with 2 votes!!









Busybeeburns!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[dionisio]

and the funniest user of our board.......












is












with









5 votes










weedy_gonzalez!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[fifi]

yay congrats Kasia :kiss:

[musiclover]

Congratzzzzzzzzzzz Weedy! :kiss:

congratzzzzzzzz BusybeeBurns! :-)

[Sternly]

CONGRATS KASIA! :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

[Guy's Gyal]

:lol: haha, congrats Weedy! You truly deserve it after all those hilarious captions :P :D

[Dania]

congratulations :lol:

[dionisio]

STOP LAFFIN!!! :angry: and get ur trophy kasia!!!! ;) CONGRATS TO YOU!!!

...hey is that keanu sitting next to youuuuuuuuu :o :lol: :lol: ........

[busybeeburns]

:lol:

[noni]

^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Eeeeeh, congrats, mrs Reeves, you rock!!!!! :D

[weedy_gonzalez]

OH LORD!!! oh man!! i have such a huge smile on my face right now you wouldn`t recognize me.

CONGRATULATIONS IAN!!! :D

so first of all i`d like to thank God for creating a human being so that i could have been conceived and born.

second of all i`d luff to thank everyone who`s involved in this wonderful thing (coldplaying.com message board that is) especially ian, stephen and everyone who voted for me and everyone who spends some time on this board and everyone who enjoys reading tha caption thread (WHICH I DIDN`T START BTW).

:D < this is what you`ve done to me

[weedy_gonzalez]

oh shit that`s long :glasses2:

[fifi]

Kasia we love you! :kiss:

[musiclover]

:D

luff u, Kasia!

[weedy_gonzalez]

aaaw luff you too!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

[noni]

Gimme a K... gimme an A... gimme a S... gimme an I... gimme an A ... KASIA!! :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

whooooooooooooooo go kasia lol well done :blush: :kiss:

[weedy_gonzalez]

:lol: cheerleaders rule

[noni]

:lol: :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

yeah they do yeah they do :D

[Marie]

Congrats!!!!!!! :)

[Jewel]

congrats kasiaaaa

hmmm now that you're really famous you could make adverts for casio.. just an idea. :blush:

[musiclover]

:P :P @ jewel

[Mojo Pin]

Congratz!!!!!!!! :P

[staring elf]

:lol: :lol: Congrats Kasia. Guess what, i voted for you too :lol: :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

lol thx!!!

guess what, i have a casio keyboard and when i was 9 i was learning how to play it but i really hated it so i stopped and now i`m kicking myself in the face cuz if i had continued taking lessons i`d have been able to play trouble or clocks!! aaargh!

[dionisio]

kasia`s casio :lol: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes: :embarrased:

[Sally_]

congrats you guys!!!
you deserve it!

[weedy_gonzalez]

lol @ the vow on your avatar

[weedy_gonzalez]

or in your avatar

[Leaver]

well done Kazia
*clap clap*

[weedy_gonzalez]

:D

[noni]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: at your dog avatar!!!

[LiquidSky]

congrats kasia! :kiss:

[weedy_gonzalez]

thank you once again. (my manager gives the autographs for me cuz i don`t want my delicate hands to be destroyed... i`m too much of a diva right now).

oh and i have a new fantastic avatar, the dog one is a history. i didn`t like it cuz it didn`t suit my dress.

i just ordered a bouquet of red roses and some bordeoux wine and i`m going to take a bath in my jacuzzi. meanwhile you can all clean my lavatory.



























:P

[Leaver]

:P

[weedy_gonzalez]

what does that tongue mean? i`m offended!!!!!!!! security!!!!












:sneaky:

[noni]

Oh my God... Kasia is the new J.Lo diva!! :stunned:

Down to earth, missy, down to earth!!! :P

[Leaver]

Kasia is scared by tongues :P

[weedy_gonzalez]

*diabolical smile*

[coldplay4ever]

congrats!!!... :) again :D

[weedy_gonzalez]

thank you .... afresh :D

[rf_ucsd]

Oh my God... Kasia is the new J.Lo diva!! :stunned:

Down to earth, missy, down to earth!!! :P

Actually, this is nothing new. Kasia, I didn't want to have to publish this, but I think it's in the best interest of the board that I post it.

This was a PM conversation Kasia and I had over the last day:


Hi Kasia:

Don't take this personally, but it seems like you're becoming somewhat of a diva. I wanted to just tell you that we loved you the way you were and you shouldn't change.

Love,

Richard




Dear Whoevah You Are:

I know where I'm from! My people still respect me. You can't tell me who Kasia is, because you don't know Kasia. Kasia is bigger than you. She's bigger than the board.

Don't be fooled by the rocks Kasia's got.
She's still Kasia from the block.
Used to post a little, now she posts a lot.
Keep in mind she knows where she came from.


Disclaimer: That conversation never really happened. In fact, Kasia is very nice and probably isn't a diva at all. Vanessa's probably the diva (since she called Kasia a diva). Later I'll post a fake private conversation between her and myself to prove my point.

[weedy_gonzalez]

:lol: :lol: you`re hilarious

[dionisio]

:lol: :lol: :lol: ........shame on you!!!! u know jlo`s lyrics!!! :stunned: :P

[rf_ucsd]

I was surprised Kasia knew those also.
She's got quite the double life going on here.

[weedy_gonzalez]

now the truth has been revealed i`m going to hang myself on the rope.

[dionisio]

yay!!! on christmas eve!!! what other better gift can you ask for????!!!!!! :D :D :rolleyes: :stunned:

[noni]

Vanessa's probably the diva (since she called Kasia a diva). Later I'll post a fake private conversation between her and myself to prove my point.


WHAAAAAAAAAAT???? MEEEEEEEE, A DIVAAAAAAAAAA???????
:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:


NOOOOOO, I'M THE FRIENDLIEST USER, THE FRIENDLIEST!!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:












(but it seems not the modestest) :P

[weedy_gonzalez]

i heard rumours that someone stole my diva image. i came here to clear it up and say i and only i am allowed to be the diva on this message board.

[dionisio]

:rolleyes:
























:P

[weedy_gonzalez]

:D

[noni]

i heard rumours that someone stole my diva image. i came here to clear it up and say i and only i am allowed to be the diva on this message board.

Don't worry, mrs Reeves, no one stole it. It's only yours!!
It was a fake rumour... ;)

[weedy_gonzalez]

i heard rumours that someone stole my diva image. i came here to clear it up and say i and only i am allowed to be the diva on this message board.

Don't worry, mrs Reeves, no one stole it. It's only yours!!
It was a fake rumour... ;)

*breathes again*


anywayz, how dare you call me mrs reeves? i`m your queen and you should call me madam!! :angry:












:P

[noni]

*makes a curtsey to the queen*

I beg your pardon, madam... It won't happen again...

*makes another courtsey*

[Leaver]

:idea2: :stunned:

[weedy_gonzalez]

good
i might mercy you, if i like

ok i`m kidding

[noni]

Oooooh, I trust in your good heart, madam...

*makes another curtsey*

[weedy_gonzalez]

:lol: :lol: youre funny

[rf_ucsd]

Looks like somebody's sleeping on the couch tonight. I better get my blanket and pillow :(.

Vanessa's probably the diva (since she called Kasia a diva). Later I'll post a fake private conversation between her and myself to prove my point.


WHAAAAAAAAAAT???? MEEEEEEEE, A DIVAAAAAAAAAA???????
:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:


NOOOOOO, I'M THE FRIENDLIEST USER, THE FRIENDLIEST!!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:












(but it seems not the modestest) :P

[noni]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Naaaaah, don't worry, i's cold and I don't wanna sleep alone...

[Leaver]

:dozey:

[noni]

:lol: :lol: youre funny

:P :P Thanks...

but I still have to call you 'madam'?

*is prepared to make another courtsey while waiting for a diva answer*

[rf_ucsd]

^ You're calling Kasia a diva again?

Pot.

Kettle.

:)

[noni]

Well, she also calls it for herself...
And she seems to be very prepared for the diva-ish life... She has security!! :P

[rf_ucsd]

I can't believe I've gotten engaged to a diva.
I'm never going to be able to get into the bathroom.

[noni]

Engaged to a diva???? You're a bit wrong, baby...

[rf_ucsd]

Yes, dear.

[noni]

You agree with me like I was a diva...

Go out of the bathroom now!! And say Geoffrey to prepare you the couch for tonight!!

[rf_ucsd]

:bigcry:
:bigcry:

And here I went and borrowed some Viagra from my grandfather ... oh well, your loss, too.

[noni]

Just for tonight, baby... Until my personal make-up artist and hairdresser finish my new style... :wink3:

[rf_ucsd]

I'm sure it will look spectacular, dear.
You always look spectacular, dear.

[noni]

Thanks, luv... :wink3:

*stops Couch Operation*

[rf_ucsd]

Maybe we should concentrate on "Operation Keep Each Other Warm"?

[weedy_gonzalez]

aaight, i iz still da diva. no need to make any courtseyz tho aaight. just be careful so as not to destroy my new pink silk dress (or else my security guard might play ping pong with ya head) aaight. :D

*wonders what it`s like to live with a divalicious wife*
*hopes keanu ain`t complainin`*

[Leaver]

k.lo ,is in da place :dozey:

[weedy_gonzalez]

k ree not k lo !!! :angry:















:P :D

[Leaver]

K reeves is da place..hope that Madléa will be here for your marriage :sneaky:

[weedy_gonzalez]

me 2

but i`m K Ree to your information

oh gosh, we haven`t set the date of our marriage yet!!!! how could we forget about it?? *beats keanu up* we already named our unborn son, had sex in front of the xmas tree (oops), bought a house in the hills, thought of getting a divorce but we haven`t set the date of our wedding yet!!!!

[Leaver]

ok K-Ree :stunned:

[weedy_gonzalez]

K Ree without the - thingy. got it??? :P

[weedy_gonzalez]

i hope i sound enough diva.

[Leaver]

K Ree :dozey:

[weedy_gonzalez]

perfect!!!!! i iz fulfilled

[Leaver]

a sugar for Léa now...
:sneaky:

[weedy_gonzalez]

*brings some sugar into the place.... but wait..... slips, falls over and spills the sugar all over the place*

i can`t remember if i asked anyone to polish tha floor!!! punishment is inevetible (spelling?)

[Leaver]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
*takes her dress off then takes it to clean the ground*

[noni]

aaight, i iz still da diva. no need to make any courtseyz tho aaight. just be careful so as not to destroy my new pink silk dress (or else my security guard might play ping pong with ya head) aaight. :D

*wonders what it`s like to live with a divalicious wife*
*hopes keanu ain`t complainin`*

Thanks God there's no need for another courtsey...
My back was killing me... :P


*wonders if will be invited to the Reeeves wedding*

[noni]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
*takes her dress off then takes it to clean the ground*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Leaver]

that's what ppl are supposed to do for diva :dozey:

[weedy_gonzalez]

and a diva can pretend she has a good heart from time to time. today diva has a good heart and vows that all her sistahs are invited to the wedding of which the date hasn`t been settled yet. :D

[rf_ucsd]

Delusional diva thinks Keanu is coming :)

Sorry ... I just wanted to see what the diva is like when she throws a fit.

[weedy_gonzalez]

:D didn˛t quite understand that but anywayz.

[noni]

*can't wait to the big wedding*

It will be in Poland or USA?

[rf_ucsd]

Hey Noni! I hate to break it to you, but Kasia's living in a very delusional world. Her relationship with Keanu isn't real. It isn't like the relationship you and I have. Not everybody can be as fortunate as us, and when they aren't ... well, some people create relationships.

Keanu has been in a longterm relationship with his partner for more then three years. And, from what I know of it, Orlando is very happy, too.

* coughhopsintobedwithkasiacough *
* coughtriestogetnoniintoocough *

[Leaver]

hum hum :snore:

[noni]

Hey Noni! I hate to break it to you, but Kasia's living in a very delusional world. Her relationship with Keanu isn't real. It isn't like the relationship you and I have. Not everybody can be as fortunate as us, and when they aren't ... well, some people create relationships.

Keanu has been in a longterm relationship with his partner for more then three years. And, from what I know of it, Orlando is very happy, too.

* coughhopsintobedwithkasiacough *
* coughtriestogetnoniintoocough *

Poor Kasia, don't be so mean to her...
If she wanna believe she's mrs Reeves it's her illusion. Don't break it...



But yeah, we're the most afortunate here... ;)

[weedy_gonzalez]

*can't wait to the big wedding*

It will be in Poland or USA?

hawaii. that`s usa right? :anxious:

[weedy_gonzalez]

Hey Noni! I hate to break it to you, but Kasia's living in a very delusional world. Her relationship with Keanu isn't real. It isn't like the relationship you and I have. Not everybody can be as fortunate as us, and when they aren't ... well, some people create relationships.

Keanu has been in a longterm relationship with his partner for more then three years. And, from what I know of it, Orlando is very happy, too.

* coughhopsintobedwithkasiacough *
* coughtriestogetnoniintoocough *

coughi`mnotintothreesomescough

[noni]

*coughihavetotalktorichardcough* :angry:

[Mojo Pin]

*coughwhyamicoughingohtrueimjustacopycatsocough* :P

[Leaver]

*coughithoughthatrenisenoughgoodtohavethe awardforthenextyearcough*

[noni]

*coughiagreewithleacough* :D

[Leaver]

coughihopethathewillshowushiscadillacwhenit'sgonna comecough :P

[weedy_gonzalez]

coughgoseeadoctorcough

[Leaver]

:confused:

[noni]

Doctooooooor, pleeeeeeeeeeease, some cough mixture for this thread!! :D

[Leaver]

ok i'l prepare it with a lot narcotic and stuff :sneaky:

[Mojo Pin]

:o :o :o *coughermletmethingsomethingfunnytosayhmmouchicant anywayibetyouwontreadthisafterallsophewcough* :P

[Leaver]

wow :o

[rf_ucsd]

I go away for two days ...


... and this becomes the best thread ever!

:D

[weedy_gonzalez]

coughyeacough

[Leaver]

coughhailtothedivaK reecough

[weedy_gonzalez]

cough :D cough

[Leaver]

coughreadkamasutraandpractiseathomecough
hahaha :lol:

[noni]

coughtakenoteofkasiavatarcough :sneaky:

[Leaver]

coughwhoisinrfavcough

[noni]

coughaniceguyinmyopinioncough

[Leaver]

cough...cough
tout les gouts sont dans la nature

[noni]

Honestly, I think he's cute, at least in that pic. He looks friendly...

Your D too... but he looks a bit scared... :P

[Leaver]

ciughineversaythathelooksbadinitcough

[noni]

He? Who?

[Leaver]

your cheri :stunned:
erm i guess that mr.d will be glad to have scare someone

[noni]

:lol: :lol:
He doesn't scare me, but he looks a bit scared... I'm sure you were there doing some strange things... dancing in the street? :P

[Leaver]

we are the new ginger rogers and fred astair :dozey:

[weedy_gonzalez]

cough...cough
tout les gouts sont dans la nature

whutever that means :D

[Leaver]

:stunned:

[weedy_gonzalez]

something nature... enlighten me please. diva begs on her knees. ouch you hurry up! they`re so delicate.

[noni]

*offers a soft cream and a massage for diva's delicate knees* :P

[weedy_gonzalez]

ffank you dear. now you can go and make me some food cuz i`m starving.

[noni]

Eeeerm... cooking? me? :stunned:



McDonald's or Pizza Hut? :D

[weedy_gonzalez]

that`s not where the divas eat!! i prefer a restaurant in ritz hotel. *does her diva pose*

[noni]

Mental note: what a delicate diva, my god!!

Ok, ok, I'll call to Maxim's in Paris to reserve a table. I'll also check out if there are salmon, caviar and oysters available...

[weedy_gonzalez]

i`m vegetarian, take this into consideration. :P i`m being such a bitch :D

[Leaver]

wow!!! :stunned:
i know some vegetarian restaurant in paris
i'm gonna reserve a table there :rolleyes:

[weedy_gonzalez]

goodie goodie. me likes me likes!

[Leaver]

for two person?

[noni]

Is Mr Reeves also a vegetarian? :wink3:

[weedy_gonzalez]

for two person?

yes please

[Leaver]

keanu is veggie two :o

[weedy_gonzalez]

oh shit i forgot to answer the 2nd question about keanu being a veggie. sorry my schedule is so damn full. anyhow, he`s NOT a veggie. :D his blood type is 0 and he has to eat meat.

[Leaver]

i can't find the link bewteen o blood type and meat :huh:

[Mojo Pin]

:o :o

[weedy_gonzalez]

well i read stuff about it. there`s a theory that says what things you should and shouldn`t eat according to your blood type to remain healthy.

for example if your type is 0 you should eat meat while if it`s A you should be a veggie. if you`re B type (that`s me) you can eat a little bit of everything (especially dairy products) and if you`re AB you mix A and B.

it`s all genetical. *meow* :D

[Leaver]

really?
erm i've never heard such a theory
may be sth with the protein membranair
:stunned:

[weedy_gonzalez]

protein what? hey! don`t try to be smarter than me, the diva ok? :P :D

[Leaver]

i'm not smart
it's from my lessons
ppl who are a, b got protein on the surface of the cellul( :huh: )
ppl who are O don't have this protein

[noni]

I'm A type... and I'm not a veggie :stunned:

[Leaver]

i'm O type and i'm worth it

[noni]

That mean that you eat meat... Lea cannibal is back! :P

[weedy_gonzalez]

i`m the divalicious B type (like flea from the chili peppers and like 50% of asian population)

[noni]

I remember someone asked Debs about the blood type of the Coldplay guys...
I know who did it... :P

[Leaver]

you're asian kasia?

[weedy_gonzalez]

yeah noni, good old days. :D

i`m not asian.my eyes are a bit slanting tho.

[Leaver]

but you're husband is half asian, isn't he?

[weedy_gonzalez]

yeah :D he`s gorgeous

[Leaver]

same here youhou...i mean i 'm half as him :)

[weedy_gonzalez]

i luff you! :D

[weedy_gonzalez]

oh no, i`m being a mild diva.

[Leaver]

i don't know that posh spice posts here :rolleyes: :sneaky:

[weedy_gonzalez]

posh spice????????? she`s trying to be more diva than me??? she`s trying to storm this board with her diva posts and diva attitude (or atittude)?????????????? where`s my bodyguard!! i hope she doesn`t want to steal my diva man! i`d rather she stuck to her so un-diva becks.

[Leaver]

i mean you are the new posh spie
victoria beckams is too buzy with her shitty music :sneaky:

[weedy_gonzalez]

:lol:

i hereby officially state that i do not want to be the kinda diva posh spice is. whatever that means.

[Leaver]

ok you are ginger :sneaky:

[weedy_gonzalez]

i`ve always wanted to be scary

[Leaver]

you too?
you're into this yoga thingy

[weedy_gonzalez]

me into yoga?

[noni]

Kasia, your new av is scared me a bit... :confused:

[soleil]

I remember someone asked Debs about the blood type of the Coldplay guys...
I know who did it... :P

who who?

and what's their blood type?

I NEED to know!

:rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :sneaky: :D

[weedy_gonzalez]

Kasia, your new av is scared me a bit... :confused:

imma change it.

aight

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[.david]

Your D too... but he looks a bit scared...

how come? have you seen my pic? :confused: