VOTE MRLICK FOR MOST PRETTIEST MALE USER ;D

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Nick has informed me that he has never won any coldplaying award,
Now this is down right disgraceful ... or a lie.

Either way, I want Nick to win something this year.

So fuck it, lets make it something semi-interesting.


Most Prettiest Male User!


He could surely win that:charming:


VOTE MR.LICK, kay?


( BEST CAMPAIGN EVER BTW )

[Gitta Rensolo]

oooh I should vote for him

I don't even want to think of the consequences if I don't:uhoh:

[MrLick]

:D
Emma, you're the greatest.

oooh I should vote for him

I don't even want to think of the consequences if I don't

The consequence of not voting for me is I will never shut up. I'll talk you ear off. People tell me that's a horrible punishment.

[Mojo Pin]

I demand a lapdance for my vote :snobby:

[Gitta Rensolo]

okokokokokokokokokookokokokokokokkkkk I will vote for you then Nick...

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Julia,
Yes you should,
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.... sorry :disappointed: I had to do that.


Nick :cheesy:
Thank you!

So prettiest male or female?
:lol:

Ren,
Yeah no problem


GIVE HIM A LAP DANCE NICK :whip:

[Mojo Pin]

Rawr! :whip:

[MrLick]

So prettiest male or female?

Male? :thinking:


Ok Ren, you'll get a lapdance. But I won't enjoy it.

[Mojo Pin]

*Votes Nicko*

I sure will :awesome:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Fuck yeah another vote :cool2:

[Cyan Kat]

I'm voting Nick Fo sho
You deserve it :kiss:

[an angel]

I'll vote for you Knick :wacky:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Ok, sure.

[Lore]

ok :lips:

[Braddock]

You've got my vote

[Cyan Kat]

Goo Nick.

[MrLick]

Thanks everyone! I didn't think I'd get any.

[Megalomania]

I shall vote for Nick. :nice:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Yay, People think you're pretty :cheesy:

[MrLick]

I have a good campaign manager.

[xxKels]

I`m in. Purdy boi ;)

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Darn right you do Nick.
and thank you :nice:

Wow, that comment amazingly reminded me of the "the official sexy fit men thread" pictures.
I have no idea how :lol:


I won't post them though.

[MrLick]

I won't post them though.


Thank you.

[eff-exx]

You've got my vote. :lips:

[Electric.Candy]

I won't post them though.
post it to convince more peeps :awesome:


I'll vote for Nick :blush:

[MrLick]

I might win something!
Then I can call my mother up and tell her she's wrong, I did do something with my life.

[eff-exx]

LOLOL :laugh3:

[rudy_o]

This is so true. You've got my vote!

[MrLick]

post it to convince more peeps :awesome:


I'll vote for Nick :blush:

No no no! I tried deleting it, but once someone quotes it apparently I have no control over it. :embarrassed:
Funny thing is nobody in my real life has seen me without a shirt on in years.

This is so true. You've got my vote!


Thanks Rudy.

[rudy_o]

If and only if you grow longer beard. :awesome:

[Electric.Candy]

No no no! I tried deleting it, but once someone quotes it apparently I have no control over it. :embarrassed:
Funny thing is nobody in my real life has seen me without a shirt on in years.

haha true, true :wacko:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

I might win something!
Then I can call my mother up and tell her she's wrong, I did do something with my life.

"Hey mom, I won an award for most prettiest male user on an internet forum" ... ? :|


Oh my god, she'll be sooo proud of you :wacky:

If and only if you grow longer beard. :awesome:


the rugged look? :lol:

[MrLick]

the rugged look?


Don't laugh at me.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.




pretty boys aren't rugged.

[Zeya]

I've never seen Nick lick something. I'd like to though :charming:

[Braddock]

This thread thread needs pictorial evidence of his prettiness to spur us on to vote.

[xxKels]

I've never seen Nick lick something. I'd like to though :charming:

this.:sneaky:

C`mon, Nick, show us your tits :P

[Zeya]

this.:sneaky:

C`mon, Nick, show us your tits :P


I know how Nick likes to kill two birds with one stone, so maybe you can combine two requests together?
Just an innocent suggestion.

[rudy_o]

:uhoh:

:|

[Zeya]

What Rudy? WHAT.

/defensive

[MrLick]

this.:sneaky:

C`mon, Nick, show us your tits :P


I did that once on here. Big mistake.:embarrassed:

I know how Nick likes to kill two birds with one stone, so maybe you can combine two requests together?
Just an innocent suggestion.
Oh really?

I've never seen Nick lick something. I'd like to though


I lost my tongue in a tragic ice fishing accident. Polar bears are quite viscous, nothing like the Coke commercials.

[Braddock]

Tits or gtfo.

[MrLick]

What if I only have one nipple? I'll surely lose votes if I post a picture when I only have one.

[Braddock]

It's a risk I'm willing to take.

[Zeya]

I did that once on here. Big mistake.:embarrassed:

What if I only have one nipple? I'll surely lose votes if I post a picture when I only have one.

Bollocks. I've seen that picture. Your tits are glorious.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

ooh new campaign slogan ^


MrLick,
his tits are glorious.

[Mojo Pin]

I'll print that on a tshirt and wear it to show my support :awesome:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

I'm going to make some badges and bumper stickers too,
so everyone will know about his tits.

[an angel]

MrTits

[Mojo Pin]

Lets vote to rename his user name to that :awesome:

I vote yes :kid:

[an angel]

I vote yes too :blush:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Yes!
With tits that glorious, why should he not call himself that?
:charming:

[Mojo Pin]

Will he flash them at us if he wins? :blush:

[Lore]

Lets vote to rename his user name to that :awesome:

I vote yes :kid:


:lol:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Will he flash them at us if he wins? :blush:
He damn well should :awesome:

[Mojo Pin]

He damn well should :awesome:
:awesome:

*votes*votes*votes*votes*

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

He better be up for this flashing and naming changing :surprised:

[an angel]

No MrTits, no vote from me :snobby:

[Mojo Pin]

We have the prettiest male user but what about the prettiest female? :wreck:

I vote Emma! :gorgeous:

[an angel]

Ruby for sure :awesome:

[Lore]

Emma is so pretty :lips:

[Imke]

Yes, go Emma. :gorgeous:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

No MrTits, no vote from me :snobby:

I'll persuade him :charming:

We have the prettiest male user but what about the prettiest female? :wreck:

I vote Emma! :gorgeous:

awhh thank you


but.... ↓

Ruby for sure :awesome:


:lol: would be pretty funny.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Emma is so pretty :lips:

Yes, go Emma. :gorgeous:


Thank you guys :blush:

[Mojo Pin]

Too late, you're officially nominated :awesome:

[MrLick]

You kids are crazy.

[an angel]

o hai tits

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:lol:

[MrLick]

:embarrassed:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

but we're only being complimentary about you
:cheesy:

[MrLick]

I'd feel like the Tod from Scrubs if I flashed you guys again. haha

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

yeah, you'd totally just be known as the overly horny member of coldplaying.

[Zeya]

ooh new campaign slogan ^


MrLick,
his tits are glorious.

Awh that's just brilliant thinking :heart:

Ruby for sure :awesome:

MassRubyboobies! I agree.

I'd feel like the Tod from Scrubs if I flashed you guys again. haha

Leopard printed underwear :sick:

[MrLick]

Leopard printed underwear


How'd you know?

[Zeya]

I was referring to the Tod, but I know now.


It's okay Nick, we won't judge.
Won't change the fact that your tits are glorious.

[MrLick]

hahaha

[xxKels]

:inquisitive: Just checking- whut, no tits yet ? I may need to rethink my vote.

[rudy_o]

Nick, girls just love your tits. :\

[MrLick]

:inquisitive: Just checking- whut, no tits yet ? I may need to rethink my vote.
Don't you dare!
Nick, girls just love your tits. :\
:embarrassed:

[xxKels]

Don't you dare!

:embarrassed:

:\Why not ? Will the McMafia come break my legs or somethin ? :stunned:

Fine- my votes are now purely up for sale. Show me da money !:sneaky:

[MrLick]

Why not ? Will the McMafia come break my legs or somethin ?

No. But my feeling would be hurt. :(

Fine- my votes are now purely up for sale. Show me da money !

I'll give you a dollar to vote for me.

[xxKels]

Ain't that illegal ?

Actually, I never liked these Awards thingys. Swore I would never vote, last year I think I voted for 3 people, just out of loyalty of my affection for them. Those were for Cobalt, Angie and Lore.
Oh, and one more- I promised myself only those 3 but added on more just to try to upset a win for old :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: but, I`ll gladly still take your dollar:kiss:

[Zeya]

You should also make an exception for the tits Kels.

[xxKels]

;) that's a given this year !:laugh3:

[xxKels]

:D:P- "Mr Tits" roflol !

[MrLick]

I'm a crowd pleaser.

[Electric.Candy]

^ Peer Pressured.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Technically your tits are ^^

[MrLick]

hahaha oh my

[Zeya]

MrLickTits :awesome:

[Electric.Candy]

Technically your tits are ^^
I feel sorry for his...

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

MrLickTits :awesome:
:thinking: I wonder if he can lick his own tits?


:| skillage in the village if he can.

[Electric.Candy]

ew, he needs to have an F-cup to do that.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

or a really long flexible neck.

[Mojo Pin]

:thinking: I wonder if he can lick his own tits?



Hahaha , you guys are too much :lol:

[xxKels]

Always great to see a campaign based on man boobs. WIN

[Imke]

ew, he needs to have an F-cup to do that.

Nah, G-cup is more likely.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

either way they must be massive :charming:

[an angel]

More massive than Masboobies' massive boobies? :surprised:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:surprised:
I've haven't seen them, how big are they?

[Mojo Pin]

They're bigger than the boobs of all the girls posting in this thread combined :wreck:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

that's unnatural :uhoh:

[Mojo Pin]

http://curezone.com/upload/_A_Forums/Ask/huge_boobs.jpg


:uhoh:

[an angel]

That can't be real :wreck:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

and repeat

that's unnatural :uhoh:

[Mojo Pin]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Sd3kgrxXWzY/TEdX_apDZJI/AAAAAAAAAmE/jeYlSE9dcw0/s1600/huge+boobs+or+airbags+-+you+decide.png

How about this? :wreck:

[Braddock]

yeah, you'd totally just be known as the overly horny member of coldplaying.

:cry:

[Imke]

I think those boobs are bigger than Rudy himself. :disappointed:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:cry:
do you want to be known as that member? :|

[Braddock]

do you want to be known as that member? :|

Jokingly, yes.
Hence why my mood on here has been this for quite some months.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

well if there was an award for horniest member you'd have my vote :charming:

[Braddock]

Here's hoping for next year!

[rudy_o]

In the end this thread turns into another pervy thread :nice:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

There's always the perv award greg :wacko:



All threads become pervy :disappointed:

[Braddock]

There's a perv award?
:cool:

[rudy_o]

There is one, but I'm voting Ren. :uhoh:

Ren is undeniably one of the big pervs I've ever known. :awesome:

[an angel]

He's corrupted everyone too :disappointed:

[rudy_o]

I'll tell him you said that :smartass:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

There's a perv award?
:cool:
yes,
though you'd have a lot of competition :lol:

[an angel]

I'll tell him you said that :smartass:

Do you want me to be killed? :bigcry:

[Crests]

:whatever:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Well, we can see that Crest likes Nick :charming:





:p

[MrLick]

Guess I'm not getting Crest's vote.

[Crests]

I voted a couple days ago.

[MrLick]

I thought it didn't start until the 27th?

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

special privileges ?

[an angel]

:whatever:

Are you wanking over MrTits tits? :wacko:

[Crests]

Dave said I since the template was locked in place you could vote if you really wanted to or something. :shrug:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Are you wanking over MrTits tits? :wacko:
who isn't ? :charming:







me for one :| I'm not.

[Crests]

You bet! :wacko:

[Crests]

Emma is too busy with Barrowman's. :blank:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Emma is too busy with Barrowman's. :blank:
barrowman's what?
man that's open to too many choices :|

[MrLick]

I've become a joke. :cry:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:disappointed:



a but pretty one? :anxious:

[MrLick]

Maybe

[Prospekt.]

I will not be voting for Nick for the reason that he is a jerk.

[an angel]

A jerk with nice tits :charming:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Didn't you hear, they're glorious.
They're vote worthy.

[MrLick]

I will not be voting for Nick for the reason that he is a jerk.

lol

[Prospekt.]

:(

[MrLick]

I made one stupid joke and now I'm a prick..

[Destrokk]

I'll vote for you because you make me giggle like a pickle. :blush:

[Zeya]

:thinking: I wonder if he can lick his own tits?


:| skillage in the village if he can.

I've asked Nick to post a picture of him doing the act but he rejected straight away :embarrassed:

I guess someone's just not appreciative of the support he's getting.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Bumps




Come on Nick, for the luls ^
:p

[Jady]

Show me his pretty face. :wacky:

[MrLick]

Bumps




Come on Nick, for the luls ^
:p

:inquisitive:

[xxKels]

:thinking: nick/ was wondering if those tiddies of yours are in working order ???

I could use a wet nurse sometime, in case I want to go shopping, or to holiday in the islands for a month or so.

[MrLick]

Yes, but they're too expensive for you. My milk is worth a lot.

[Mojo Pin]

I need Emma to help me with the t-shirts :awesome:

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/450/pbphotonewcopy.jpg

[an angel]

You must make a Masboobies shirt too :wacky:

[MrLick]

Yes he should.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

I need Emma to help me with the t-shirts :awesome:

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/450/pbphotonewcopy.jpg

hehehe
I have to make one tomorrow :wacky:

You must make a Masboobies shirt too :wacky:

and yes!

[MrLick]

no

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:sad:

[MrLick]

Yes?

[an angel]

That's the spirit!

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

I made tshirts,
available in pink or blue :charming:
http://images5.cpcache.com/merchandise/255_480x480_Front_Color-Pomegranate.jpg?region=name:FrontCenter,id:4536392 2,w:10,h:10,a:TopCenter
http://images8.cpcache.com/nocache/product/473507258v2147483647_480x480_Front_Color-Galaxy.jpg

[an angel]

I'd wear one :blush:

[xxKels]

Haha wow. Nick would look great in those.

[MrLick]

It would go with my new hair style.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs793.snc4/67342_1439916633469_1099620041_31010204_673562_n.j pg

[the_gloaming09]

going for the 80's mullet I see :lol:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

OMGZ YOUR LIKE COLDPLAY IN THAT BAND THEY MADE ... THE NAPPIES, NOT COLDPLAY.



All mockery aside,
that picture's great :lol:

[MrLick]

Thank you Emma. I want one of those shirts in real life. Send me one?

[ivet]

:surprised: Licky McLick is a pretty man

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

you can actually buy those on cafepress.com Nick,
sadly I didn't save them properly so saddly I don't have a link




but it would be pretty easy to make again :awesome:

[xxKels]

I'll wait until I find one in the bottom of some Goodwill bin.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

why would anyone throw away one of those tshirts?
People would obviously treasure those forever :charming:

[xxKels]

:shrug:
maybe someone upgraded to a Palin shirt ?
or....maybe Mr Lickety's glorious tits stretched it out and it fits oddly now ?
or....maybe it had a stain from some reddish liquid that was either, ketchup, or...evidence of an attempt to wipe up a crime scene? :shrug:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Upgraded to a Palin shirt?
What a knock to Nick's self esteem :lol:


LOL no,
you just buy new ones and keep the old ones in a pile in your room.

[the_gloaming09]

if there was a shirt for Palin it'd say on the front "Nailin' Palin"

you know you'd get at least one customer:

http://www.womenforcoakley.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bill-clinton1.jpg


...you know it's crossed his mind... probably many times :lol:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:lol:


I'd get one saying
Nailin' Palin ...literally


:|

[MrLick]

If we lose Palin, who is going to keep the commies in Russia from invading?

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

The bears.

[the_gloaming09]

the Ice Road Truckers

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

the meese.

[MrLick]

Yeah but she is the only one who can see them coming from her house. She'll warn us.

[the_gloaming09]

how about Nancy Pelosi?

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

she couldn't even stop a guy from impregnating her teenage daughter,
she has no hope against the Commies.

[an angel]

I bet she could stop a Commie from impregnating her daughter.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

I'd like to see her try!

no seriously, that seems like something that would be quite funny to watch.

[MrLick]

I'd like to see her try!

no seriously, that seems like something that would be quite funny to watch.

Yeah but if she became president then she'd want to invade Russia.

[xxKels]

BUMP BUMP BUMP
:veryangry2:
Nick where da hellz yo campaign manager ?:inquisitive:

Dis iz a dizgraze.:dozey:


vote nicks tits . perkiest male user

er, i mean purtiest male user.

[MrLick]

Wanna be my new campaign manager?

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

;____;

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

BUMP BUMP BUMP
:veryangry2:
Nick where da hellz yo campaign manager ?:inquisitive:

Dis iz a dizgraze.:dozey:


vote nicks tits . perkiest male user

er, i mean purtiest male user.






8 hours later....
:lol: that is hilarious though.

[xxKels]

Wanna be my new campaign manager?

:thinking:Errrr.... HELL no!

Hard enough managing one little man as it is !:P
Emma is quite capable- if you can drag her from Rudy's basement:laugh3: He must offer free drinks and nibbles;)

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

*finally drags myself out of rudy's basement*


Say what?

[xxKels]

:lips::whip:

Emma, you slacker ! Now get back to work- Tits is counting on you !

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

That's Mr.Tits to you :charming:

[xxKels]

:confused: Actually not- since Im the one who began the whole tits bit to begin with :P

but carry on.;)

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

oh really? :surprised:
Nick will have to credit you if he win ... i mean when he wins :wink:

[xxKels]

Rly :laugh3:

and yeah....if he wins he has to vote Palin when she runs, Im making him sign the agreement in blood.:laugh3::deal2:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

PALIN?
BLOOD?

D: what is this?

[MrLick]

What have i gotten myself into?

[xxKels]

aaarrgh, fine . Im losing confidence in this campaign.

Which way to Ruby's basement ?

[Electric.Candy]

and then Licky loses a fan..

[MrLick]

:(

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:kiss:

[MrLick]

:D

[MrLick]

Back when I weighed 80 lbs more my tits were much more glorious. :(

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

hawt and physically fit nick > big titted with 80lbs more nick
:charming:



Even if your tits are smaller :bigcry:

[an angel]

I'm afraid your tiny tits can't compare with Masboobies'. :sad:

[MrLick]

I'm getting implants so you'll vote for me.

[an angel]

I prefer all natural :lips:

[MrLick]

There is no pleasing you.

[an angel]

I voted for you anyway :kiss:

[MrLick]

And I love you because of it!

[an angel]

Conditional love :heart:

[MrLick]

Is there any other type?

[Zeya]

Nick's tits = <3

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

can't forget good ole platonic love. ^^

[MrLick]

Platonic love is overrated.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

But it's my favourite kind of love,


Do plankton have platonic love for other plankton? :|

[MrLick]

lol
Deep question.