If you could be any Animal...

[Black Rose]

Which Animal would you be and why?

(Other than Homo sapiens)

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

wolf
they are wise and quiet

[Braddock]

a woman so as to experience multiple orgasms

[Mrs.Chatterbox]

The cat.
good lazy life in happiness with good family :nice:

[Rumpelstiltskin]

A big fat happy Orang-Utan up in the trees. Scratching my whatever, cruising around a bit, getting me felt picked for fleas, munching on some fruit,
and very probably experiencing multiple orgasms now and then.

[busybeeburns]

I'll pass on your regards to the family when I visit the zoo tomorrow!

[pickle]

A barn swallow. :smug: :wacky:

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^^ :nice:

[Reilly]

a woman so as to experience multiple orgasms

You don't have to be a woman dinkus.

[Black Rose]

An ant

[Wherrwhfer]

A panda.

[ViVA Child]

either a doggy

or a falcon.

...probably the falcon

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

The cat.
good lazy life in happiness with good family :nice:
if it didn't get abandoned, yes is a great life.

[Black Rose]

either a doggy

or a falcon.

...probably the falcon

Why be that Child of Viva?

A panda.

Why be that Wherrwhfter?

[Wherrwhfer]

Why be that Wherrwhfter?

Rebecka. I'm Rebecka.
Because.
1. They don't eat meat. I love not eating meat.
2. Pandas are awesome.
3. Two words. Noah Lennox.
4. Pandas are cute.
5. Sneezing panda cub.
6. Bamboo. Yep. Bamboo.

[ViVA Child]

Child of Viva?


lol :heart:

Well if i was someones dog, I would be the smartest, most loyal, sweet, protective doggy ever.

But Id rather be a bird
because birds can fly away when things are bad where they are
they can go anywhere, whenever they want

YouTube- Dear God, make me a bird...

....kinda like that

[mksh24]

a woman so as to experience multiple orgasms

k well hope you're ready for monthly bleeding too!

[Braddock]

k well hope you're ready for monthly bleeding too!

sure beats not being a human, i'm sure


since the op was edited to not include homo sapiens i will change my choice to monkey

[Black Rose]

And why be that Greg?

[Braddock]

because they have opposable thumbs and chill out all cool

[Black Rose]

because they have opposable thumbs and chill out all cool

http://iamatvjunkie.typepad.com/i_am_a_tv_junkie_a_blog_f/images/2007/08/14/family_guy_evil_monkey.jpg

[Wherrwhfer]

Hahahahhahahahaha. Monkey. Hahahahahaha.

[a_face_of_light]

A King Cobra.

[hotdensestate]

OWLZ

[Rabbit]

Tiger!

Or a Squirrel! :D

[Josh42]

Wolf FTW

[Reilly]

Liger

[Megalomania]

A wolf, so I can run free and eat raw meat, or a big bird like a falcon or eagle so I can fly and be superior. :nice:

[Gitta Rensolo]

a penguin

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo


a squirrel

omg yeah a squirrel:blush:

"Be like the squirrel girl, be like the squirrel...."

[an angel]

Tigon.

[mksh24]

I would want to be a cat with a good family. Seems to be the good life.

[Megalomania]

Or a lion, so I can eat people. :wacky:

[Reilly]

Cannibal

[ImLovingGuyBerryman]

Macaw.

Buhhgrawk! :wacky:

[Gitta Rensolo]

a penguin

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo


a squirrel

omg yeah a squirrel:blush:

"Be like the squirrel girl, be like the squirrel...."

oh....the question was why we want to be that animal?
hmmmm....because I want to be a cute little squirrel that runs on trees and eats nuts

[MrLick]

Octopus, just because who the fuck wants to be an octopus?!

[an angel]

Nick -- always going against the tide.

[Gitta Rensolo]

Octopus, just because who the fuck wants to be an octopus?!

just because you would be able to guess world Cup games right....awesome

[mksh24]

just because you would be able to guess world Cup games right....awesome

lol perfect
http://i28.tinypic.com/6z7pj9.jpg

PAUL HOW COULD YOU?! :angry:

[MrLick]

I don't get the World Cup thing?

[mksh24]

Paul the Octopus predicted every world cup win and got them all right

apparently he retired.

[Electric.Candy]

a unicorn :blush:

[ricardo]

Macaw.

Buhhgrawk! :wacky:

Lolz, a macaw seriously? :thinking:
I'd rather be a tiger, wolf or dolphin.

[eff-exx]

Beaver. :charming:

[Braddock]

YouTube- Daniel Johnston - Like A Monkey In a Zoo

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

Wolf FTW

A wolf, so I can run free and eat raw meat, or a big bird like a falcon or eagle so I can fly and be superior. :nice:

Team Wolf FTW! :dance:

[ainsley]

some kind of bird.

[Crests]

I knew you were gonna say that, Ains. :P

I don't know. :thinking:

[ricardo]

Octopus, just because who the fuck wants to be an octopus?!

A jellyfish would sting to be an octopus.

[Acquiesce]

I would be an Arasari :smug:

[ainsley]

I knew you were gonna say that, Ains. :P

I don't know. :thinking:

Haha! :laugh3:
Buuuhrds :heart:

[ainsley]

I would be an Arasari :smug:

oooh those are awesome :wacky:

[Crests]

Axolotl :charming:

[Electric.Candy]

a Gerbil.

[ricardo]

Axolotl :charming:

Lolz.

[Wherrwhfer]

Axolotl :charming:

They are like real life Mudkipz :mudkip:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

I just went on the lounge and my brother walked in to the room and asked this exact question :lol:

A sloth :blank:
How could you not want to be one of them?

[a_face_of_light]

A Unicorn.

[Stargirl]

a Charmander.

[Electric.Candy]

ok. Seriously? I want to be a white Persian cat.
with a tiara :wacko:

[MrLick]

ok. Seriously? I want to be a white Persian cat.
with a tiara :wacko:

I wanna change my vote to this.

[chuck kottke]

Today I would like to be a crow - because it would be so cool to fly around like one, and they're such gregarious goofs!

[Destrokk]

An Ostrich.

[Cascading Waterfall]

Kangaroo
Koala
Dingo
Horse
Swan
Whale

[Cobalt]

a woman so as to experience multiple orgasms

ah the naivety of men

[Destrokk]

A cow.

[Cobalt]

Anyway I would be a Unicorn with a horn of diamond

GLITTER GORE

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

I would be an Arasari :smug:
what's that?

[Wherrwhfer]

Rebecka. I'm Rebecka.
Because.
1. They don't eat meat. I love not eating meat.
2. Pandas are awesome.
3. Two words. Noah Lennox.
4. Pandas are cute.
5. Sneezing panda cub.
6. Bamboo. Yep. Bamboo.

Oh, I almost forgot;
7. I'll try to like horses.

[mc_squared]

A duck-billed platypus.:rolleyes: