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busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:03 PM
Alphemerity -noun .. Dependancy on the use of CAPS LOCK

Alphemerititis .. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of alphemerity. Showing symptoms of CAPS LOCK misuse. Twitchiness towards large buttons on the left side of a QWERTY keyboard.

Alphemeritic (-rĭt'ĭk) adj. The condition of having Alphemerititis.

Alphemeritious affix of, having the nature of alphemerity. Addicited to CAPS LOCK.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=alphemerity&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

mc_squared
20-07-2010, 09:05 PM
Got time on our hands, have we?:rolleyes:

busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:06 PM
got to mean something better than that, think sunshine think! :sunny:

an angel
20-07-2010, 09:07 PM
What on earth is alphemerity?

pickle
20-07-2010, 09:07 PM
TO HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH PEWL NEWDELS

Raphaele
20-07-2010, 09:09 PM
no idea

Dfit00
20-07-2010, 09:13 PM
Ian is alphameritic to the use of sumptuous English vocabulary.

pickle
20-07-2010, 09:15 PM
Rishi is a ding-butt because he says words no comprendo. :bigcry:

busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:18 PM
I expect Google results to start changing soon.

pickle
20-07-2010, 09:19 PM
Yeah, now a bunch of links to this thread will pop up. :blank:

AND WE'LL BE FAMOUS. :cheesy:

Black Rose
20-07-2010, 09:22 PM
I hereby by the powers of plebiscitary declare plenipotentiary to this antidisestablishmentarianism, that the word Alphemerity is sui generis

Empily
20-07-2010, 09:28 PM
haha where you thinking of effemerate or something? :P

Crests
20-07-2010, 09:30 PM
EMILY IS TRYING TO LOOK SMRT.

busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:31 PM
I hereby by the powers of plebiscitary declare plenipotentiary to this antidisestablishmentarianism, that the word Alphemerity is sui generisshaping Google future as we speak! :toff:

Empily
20-07-2010, 09:33 PM
EMILY IS TRYING TO LOOK SMRT.

WELL I CAN ONLY TRY :disappointed:

busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:34 PM
Alphemeritious: addicted to CAPS LOCK? :thinking:

pickle
20-07-2010, 09:36 PM
OMG YES.

busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:37 PM
:bulb2:

Crests
20-07-2010, 09:38 PM
AND SHIFT

busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:41 PM
SOLVED! GOOGLE GO TO WORK!

an angel
20-07-2010, 09:42 PM
The word reminds me of alpha male. Alpha merit?

busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:48 PM
well CAPS are BIG and STRONG, so that follows.

Crests
20-07-2010, 09:49 PM
YEAH KELSIE, BIG AND STRONG.

Cyan Kat
20-07-2010, 09:50 PM
If you Mean Randomly having some Capital letters and not others, then yes I suffer from Alphemerity:D
and stretch words out like this.....
CheeeeeSe
Craaaaaaaaazaaay
Maaaaaaacaaaarrreeeeeeeenaaaaaaaaaa :lol:

Empily
20-07-2010, 09:50 PM
I MAY HAVE ALPHEMERITIOUS

IS
THERE
A
CURE?

an angel
20-07-2010, 09:51 PM
I SUFFER FROM ALPHESHIFTOUS


IS THERE ANY HOPE FOR ME

Crests
20-07-2010, 09:53 PM
I'M NOT SUFFERING.

busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:53 PM
I MAY HAVE ALPHEMERITIOUS

IS
THERE
A
CURE?You might suffer from Alphemerity, I would say on your behalf that you are alphemeritious, yes. (alpha-meri-chus). It's early days yet, a cure may be some way off.

busybeeburns
20-07-2010, 09:58 PM
Someone who uses Facebook regularly might want to let Cpt. Jackson Mcfoxy Miller and officer Mueller know there is now a name for this condition.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=62349126901

Crests
20-07-2010, 10:00 PM
DO I HAVE THIS CONDITION?

Empily
20-07-2010, 10:04 PM
You might suffer from Alphemerity, I would say on your behalf that you are alphemeritious, yes. (alpha-meri-chus). It's early days yet, a cure may be some way off.

OH GOD :wreck:

Someone who uses Facebook regularly might want to let Cpt. Jackson Mcfoxy Miller and officer Mueller know there is now a name for this condition.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=62349126901


JACKSON MCFOXY MILLER IS THE BEST NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD <3

Empily
20-07-2010, 10:05 PM
I can't wait till Mark gets here an injects a load of puns into this thread.

Crests
20-07-2010, 10:07 PM
AHAHAHA.

ivet
20-07-2010, 10:09 PM
Best. Thread. Ever...?

Violet
20-07-2010, 10:27 PM
I have control over my slight alphamerity. :smug2:

I can't say the same for some of the others, though. *koff* TAMZ *koff*

Crests
20-07-2010, 11:21 PM
WHAT IS THIS.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvzufgODHc1qarumno1_250.gif THAT YOU ARE HINTING THAT I HAVE MASSIVE ALPHEMERITY OR WHATEVER, PFFFFFFFFFT.

Crests
20-07-2010, 11:25 PM
wut

Rabbit
20-07-2010, 11:29 PM
I believed this. :facepalm:
Awesome word. I am so gonna use it. It makes you sound clever. :smart:

Stargirl
20-07-2010, 11:30 PM
I can see it now. :awesome:

Alphemerity; originated from Coldplaying.com

IAN MAKE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE.

Crests
20-07-2010, 11:31 PM
HI EFFY, I FEEL LIKE I NEVER SEE YOU ON HERE.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5vdwztFqh1qb571ao1_250.gif

*has no life*

Rabbit
20-07-2010, 11:35 PM
N'AWWW. HI CRESTS. :)

Crests
20-07-2010, 11:39 PM
:cheesy:

*runs along to your profile*

*tells the whole board this :P*

Rabbit
20-07-2010, 11:53 PM
Hahaha! and there you go SPAMMING it.
I do come on every night y'know. I just don't post as much as some.

Crests
20-07-2010, 11:54 PM
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I POST A LOT?

Rabbit
20-07-2010, 11:58 PM
*COUGH COUGH* Of course not....................you post whore.

Crests
21-07-2010, 12:05 AM
Robitussin.

Rabbit
21-07-2010, 12:09 AM
Robitussin? Eh? :inquisitive:

Crests
21-07-2010, 12:12 AM
Ja.

Rabbit
21-07-2010, 12:13 AM
And what is that?

Rabbit
21-07-2010, 12:15 AM
Robitussin is a line of cold and cough medicines currently produced by Pfizer. Robitussin is available in various formulations. Robitussin contains an expectorant (Guaifenesin); Robitussin DM adds a cough suppressant (Dextromethorphan) to the expectorant (Guaifenesin); Robitussin CF is a cold formula that adds an expectorant and a nasal decongestant; there is a nighttime relief formula that uses a different cough suppressant and there is a formula with codeine, available by prescription only.




Cough medicine according to wikipedia....:wtf:

Crests
21-07-2010, 12:21 AM
Yeah, and there were commercials where whenever somebody coughed someone would say robitussin, I think it was to get their name known they had those haha.

Rabbit
21-07-2010, 12:24 AM
Aaah. Now it all makes sense. :laugh3:

mc_squared
21-07-2010, 12:26 AM
Yeah, and there were commercials where whenever somebody coughed someone would say robitussin, I think it was to get their name known they had those haha.

And when they sneezed they said "Hasselhoff" to help promote David's latest album................ :rolleyes:

Crests
21-07-2010, 12:27 AM
ONE TWO ONE TWO THREE FOUR

So many songs start like that.

I HAVE ALPHEKFSFJKLGJKGSJAOISM, I FORGET WHAT THE WORD THIS THREAD IS ABOUT IS TEEHEE.

Rabbit
21-07-2010, 12:32 AM
I HAVE A SERIOUS CASE OF IT TOO! OH NOES! :o

HAS ANY ONE INVENTED A WORD FOR THE CURE YET?

Crests
21-07-2010, 12:34 AM
MINE IS SRSR

mc_squared
21-07-2010, 12:36 AM
I HAVE A SERIOUS CASE OF IT TOO! OH NOES! :o

HAS ANY ONE INVENTED A WORD FOR THE CURE YET?

Goth?:rolleyes:

Rabbit
21-07-2010, 12:38 AM
Goth? Why that?

Oh it works..

Crests
21-07-2010, 12:43 AM
:socks:

Rabbit
21-07-2010, 12:46 AM
Ugh. They stink. :socks:

Crests
21-07-2010, 12:50 AM
:socks: :socks:

mc_squared
21-07-2010, 12:54 AM
^Put a sock in it, will ya?:rolleyes:

Crests
21-07-2010, 12:56 AM
i:socks:t

EmmaLouiseSmyth
21-07-2010, 01:00 AM
I AM NOT DEPENDENT ON CAPS....
it just helps get across a point :anxious:

Crests
21-07-2010, 01:00 AM
I THINK I USE CAPS TOO MUCH.

EmmaLouiseSmyth
21-07-2010, 01:03 AM
YOU DO.


i have started to use them too much :disappointed:

Crests
21-07-2010, 01:04 AM
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

EmmaLouiseSmyth
21-07-2010, 01:05 AM
CRESTS
DO YOU HAVE AN IPOD TOUCH OR IPHONE OR ACCESS TO ONE?!



now, that needed to be caps.

Crests
21-07-2010, 01:06 AM
NO WHY?

EmmaLouiseSmyth
21-07-2010, 01:08 AM
THEY HAVE THE FIRST BOOK OF SCOTT PILGRIM FOR FREE AS AN APPLICATION.

Space Cadet
21-07-2010, 01:34 AM
Alphemerity -noun .. Dependancy on the use of CAPS LOCK

Alphemerititis .. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of alphemerity. Showing symptoms of CAPS LOCK misuse. Twitchiness towards large buttons on the left side of a QWERTY keyboard.

Alphemeritic (-rĭt'ĭk) adj. The condition of having Alphemerititis.

Alphemeritious affix of, having the nature of alphemerity. Addicited to CAPS LOCK.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=alphemerity&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

I like it. :smug: Quick, someone put it on urban dictionary.

Crests
21-07-2010, 01:35 AM
DARN, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL.

EmmaLouiseSmyth
21-07-2010, 01:39 AM
no wait, it's just the first few chapters and then you buy it for a fiver.


:sad:

Crests
21-07-2010, 01:41 AM
phail

Cobalt
21-07-2010, 04:01 AM
In all honesty Ian I prefer using this to refer to people who keep using caps

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/6256/capslock.jpg

busybeeburns
21-07-2010, 08:54 AM
http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&source=hp&q=alphemerity

:lol:

Wherrwhfer
21-07-2010, 09:03 AM
http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&source=hp&q=alphemerity

:lol:

HA.

an angel
21-07-2010, 09:13 AM
I like it. :smug: Quick, someone put it on urban dictionary.

Done. :sneaky:

But it has to be reviewed by the editors first.

an angel
21-07-2010, 09:16 AM
THEY HAVE THE FIRST BOOK OF SCOTT PILGRIM FOR FREE AS AN APPLICATION.

:surprised:

I looked for it... not there. :sad:

Crests
21-07-2010, 01:27 PM
This definition bothers me, because lots of people use shift. :sad:

Wherrwhfer
21-07-2010, 01:32 PM
I Hate When People Type Like This For No Reason.

Crests
21-07-2010, 01:50 PM
0r l1k3 th15.

Electric.Candy
21-07-2010, 01:52 PM
isXn't iT m0r33 ann0y!nG wh3n pe0pplZz tYpeeH L!!k3 thiiZ

Electric.Candy
21-07-2010, 01:52 PM
JEJEMONS.

Wherrwhfer
21-07-2010, 02:05 PM
isXn't iT m0r33 ann0y!nG wh3n pe0pplZz tYpeeH L!!k3 thiiZ

WhuutzZz Bout3h !fff ! Tayp !nnn Bouthhh Waiiizzz?!

Stargirl
21-07-2010, 02:11 PM
WhuutzZz Bout3h !fff ! Tayp !nnn Bouthhh Waiiizzz?!

isXn't iT m0r33 ann0y!nG wh3n pe0pplZz tYpeeH L!!k3 thiiZ

HOW CAN PEOPLE READ THAT

I dont even

Crests
21-07-2010, 02:16 PM
I D0nT EvEn

Violet
21-07-2010, 05:21 PM
What is this I don't even

I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that term. /lame.

EmmaLouiseSmyth
21-07-2010, 05:31 PM
It's the first chapter and then you have to buy it :bigcry:

Crests
25-07-2010, 04:10 PM
There are Google results.

busybeeburns
25-07-2010, 06:27 PM
and a definition

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alphemerity&defid=5109809

:thumbsup:

Prospekt.
25-07-2010, 07:01 PM
I suffer from this.