Apparently, this is the greatest movie line ever.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

YouTube- The Greatest Movie Line Ever

[ainsley]

Orly?

[notlost92]

wow, I can't believe I actually knew which line this thread was going to be about... :uhoh:

[ivet]

:lol:

:wacky:


Like Ains said, "Orly?"

[Reilly]

This is the greatest chat-up line ever. Never works though :thinking:

[Empily]

Lulz John Barrowman makes me laugh :lol:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

LOL the movie is about a huge shark.
I should watch it and have a laugh.

[notlost92]

John Barrowman improvised that line as a joke, and the directors decided to keep it in the final cut as part of the actual movie :lol:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

YouTube- John's Reaction

[a_face_of_light]

John Barrowman can't eat pussy his heart wouldn't be in it

[Buxus vahlii]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGiQsM2xmEg

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

John Barrowman can't eat pussy his heart wouldn't be in it

What?
He's gay?

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

well, this person has obviously never seen mean girls.






/not actually serious.

[a_face_of_light]

What?
He's gay?

Yes he's gay, although you wouldn't have known, it's not like he mentions it every 2 minutes in every interview he ever does or anything:P

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Yes he's gay, although you wouldn't have known, it's not like he mentions it every 2 minutes in every interview he ever does or anything:P

Well it's pretty obvious tbh :P

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

well, this person has obviously never seen mean girls.






/not actually serious.

YouTube- Wide Set Vagina

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

YouTube- Wide Set Vagina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eswt7bisdXI&NR=1)
i have quotes that movie too many times. :shame:
not that line though :blank:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

YouTube- boo you whore

[a_face_of_light]

Well it's pretty obvious tbh :P

In every interview I've seen him do he seems to mention the fact he's gay all the time.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

i use this one the most

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUFT35S7Jb4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swXDy4xoD8M&feature=youtu.be)



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[i'maveryneatMonster.']

In every interview I've seen him do he seems to mention the fact he's gay all the time.

Must be proud :P
I had never seen him tbh.

[MrLick]

That line always gets me laid.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

i use this one the most

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUFT35S7Jb4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swXDy4xoD8M&feature=youtu.be)



.

Graham Norton?

I wuv him :heart:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:laugh4:
oops wrong link.
Still pretty great though.



a good old cork man
:tongue:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

YouTube- Cats that look like Hitler - The Graham Norton Show - BBC Two

[a_face_of_light]

It's not a one liner but I found this so funny when I saw it

YouTube- Superbad Spermicidal Lube

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:laugh4:^^&^



My friend's cat has a hitler moustache :nice:

[a_face_of_light]

YouTube- SuperBad-Dick Drawings

Or this from the same movie

I used to kind of sit around and...............draw pictures of dicks:laugh3:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

my friend drew dicks on my books after seeing that movie.

[a_face_of_light]

LMAO did they think you were possessed by some sort of dick devil?:laugh3:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Michael Cera <3
But I hate the friend, ruined the movie for me.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

yes ^ :heart:
but i thought the friend was ok.


^^
:laugh4: thank fuck no.
plus no one is allowed at my books.

[an angel]

What movie is that?

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

SHARK ATTACK 3 MEGALODON.





that so deserved cap locks.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

MEGALODON

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

LEOPLURADON

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn207/Jaypaw166/magicalleopluridon.jpg

[Destrokk]

^Lol :lol:

[ViVA Child]

....... No.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

^That why I said "Apparently".

[ViVA Child]

You said No as well..... wait... but that must mean.........

..WE agree on something :stunned:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

So?

[Electric.Candy]

kay kay.

[ViVA Child]

well we dont seem to get along on here too well so it took me by suprise
but w/e

[Destrokk]

kay kay.

O O

[Electric.Candy]

huh?

[eff-exx]

It's not a one liner but I found this so funny when I saw it

YouTube- Superbad Spermicidal Lube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FesHpGdRAHE)

YouTube- SuperBad-Dick Drawings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzuvQXDUybE)

Or this from the same movie

I used to kind of sit around and...............draw pictures of dicks:laugh3:

i'm so going to watch Superbad someday. :awesome:

[a_face_of_light]

i'm so going to watch Superbad someday. :awesome:

Those bits almost made me cry with laughter.

[Electric.Candy]

yeap, better watch it, it's hilarious

[Destrokk]

Yah, i've never seen it either :thinking:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

I only really liked it for "Mclovin" and the two police.

i liked Michael Cera and all, but i didn't find it really really funny.

[Electric.Candy]

^ boohoo :sad:

I think I watched it with my friends here in our house, then we weren't able to finish it because my father came home and my friends were like "turn it off" :wtf:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

:laugh4: it wasn't that bad.


Maybe watching with my younger brother wasn't the best way to watch it.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Watching movies with conversations about sex or sex scenes with parents, little/old brothers/sisters is really awkward.
That's why I always watch movies alone or with my friends.

[MrLick]

I seriously want to try that line and see what happens. I'm up for a good slap in the face.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Try that line with me :charming:

[MrLick]

:shocked2:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Oh come on, I'm pretty open minded.
TBH if a guy came like that and said it, I'd just laugh and say: Get the fuck off.

[MrLick]

You wouldn't slap him?

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Nope. What if he's a weirdo and tries to hit me?
Men are such pigs.

[Al-Hassan]

:embarrassed:

Majority of us are... sorry :(

[Destrokk]

^ You're not :blush:

[Al-Hassan]

^ :D Thank you :heart:

[Electric.Candy]

^ You're not :blush:
oh how can you be so sure :charming:

[Destrokk]

Woah ho ho :charming:

[Cobalt]

well, this person has obviously never seen mean girls.






/not actually serious.


I was about to kill you

But yay for Superbad!

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

I was about to kill you

But yay for Superbad!
:uhoh:
and you're not now?

[Electric.Candy]

well...nexttime maybe :wacko:

[ViVA Child]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc


i lol'd at the jet ski flying into the sharks mouth :laugh3:

[Destrokk]

ONETWOTHREE.
THERES A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAWN.

[ViVA Child]

wut?

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

YouTube- Scarface Best Movie Line Ever

Now that, that is a great movie.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

YouTube- Worst Line Reading Ever



LOLWAT

[eff-exx]

wait WHUT, CHRIS MARTIN?

edit : as in your avatar, siggy and so on.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

But like...
He's so perfect :(

[eff-exx]

butbut

wait, are you being serious?

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

When have you seen me posting Chris Martin pictures, loving him, fangirling about him and praising him like a retarded?
Of course I'm not serious.

[ViVA Child]

mockery -__-
......unnecessary

[eff-exx]

When have you seen me posting Chris Martin pictures, loving him, fangirling about him and praising him like a retarded?
Of course I'm not serious.

thank goodness. sorry if i pissed you off.

what's the trigger to all this chrissygirl thing?

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

You didn't piss me off :nice:
Anette called me a lesbian cos I posted Olivia Wilde pics, so now I'll just mock her fangirly-ness.

[ViVA Child]

so this is specifically anette retaliation....?

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

I also like to make fun of Chris Martin.

[Cobalt]

This is most excellent for chaos.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

You didn't piss me off :nice:
Anette called me a lesbian cos I posted Olivia Wilde pics, so now I'll just mock her fangirly-ness.
but everyone should appreciate and admire Olivia.
You having that new signature is actually more odd than when you had that ugly Miley avatar
for some reason.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

but everyone should appreciate and admire Olivia.
You having that new signature is actually more odd than when you had that ugly Miley avatar
for some reason.

She deserves more love. I hate it that every House fan hates her just cos she's House's female employee.

It's not the first time I've done this :lol:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

Any of my annoyance is usually concentrated on Taub or Cuddy.

Well you make a great fan girl...



but a better lesbian though, more Olivia pictures ? :anxious:

[MrMagpie]

Its fun being a poser fanboy/girl every once in a while. :D

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Any of my annoyance is usually concentrated on Taub or Cuddy.

Well you make a great fan girl...



but a better lesbian though, more Olivia pictures ? :anxious:


I hate Foreman.
I'm not a lesbian :P
I dunno, I just have the ones I posted.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Its fun being a poser fanboy/girl every once in a while. :D

I know right? :P

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

I hate Foreman.
I'm not a lesbian :P
I dunno, I just have the ones I posted.

I don't find him that bad, i can stand him.
Oh i know that :laugh4:

[Al-Hassan]

Woah! Woah! WOAH!
To each his own kingdom, why this battle? I want peace

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

I don't find him that bad, i can stand him.
Oh i know that :laugh4:

You like her as much as I do :blush:

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

As much as you? i doubt it.
But i'm very close :nice:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

You love Emily moaar.
I could never love Emily like you.

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

awhh, thank you.
she's on my desktop wallpaper :blush:

[Reilly]

Monster has always seemed cool, Destrokk is naturally annoying.

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

awhh, thank you.
she's on my desktop wallpaper :blush:

Olivia isn't on my desktop :(


Thanks Reilly.

[Reilly]

YouTube- The Worst Line in Scriptwriting History

[EmmaLouiseSmyth]

YouTube- The Worst Line in Scriptwriting History (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w&feature=player_embedded)
:laugh3: oh god.
That's so bad.

[a_face_of_light]

It's so comically bad that it's good though

[Cobalt]

What on earth is that from? My internets is too slow for YT at the moment