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Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 01:27 AM
If you report a post, about reporting a post, the world will explode.

noonsun
13-12-2009, 01:28 AM
If you report a post, about reporting a post, the world will explode.
Report Post
REPORTED.........:smug:
Message:
*ASPLODE*

edit:

noonsun, we got the message, don't report more posts :P

....

WAHHHHH

Lore
13-12-2009, 01:28 AM
noonsun, we got the message, don't report more posts :P

noonsun
13-12-2009, 01:29 AM
Hmm, the world seems okay for now. Maybe God is processing such a universe-changing thing. I predict it will take 100510178542 jablilnun years before he gets done filling out the paperwork.

*Perrine*
13-12-2009, 01:30 AM
Woopsie !
10... 9.... 8..... 7.... :tongue:

Mojo Pin
13-12-2009, 01:30 AM
REPORTED.........:smug:
I love you :kiss:

Lore
13-12-2009, 01:31 AM
I reported a reported post :wacky:

http://i45.tinypic.com/n2jrkw.jpg

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 01:32 AM
Shows how much you all love your fellow human beings. You are happy to report a post, that will kill us all. I hope you're all happy.

noonsun
13-12-2009, 01:32 AM
@lore: wOAAAAA... asplode

Reilly
13-12-2009, 01:33 AM
Ive never reported a post, I want to feel the thrill of doing it. May I have permission or Loretto Lorey Lore? Pwwwweeease???

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 01:34 AM
argh.....my e-mail box will be full of coldplaying e-mails:angry:

noonsun
13-12-2009, 01:34 AM
YOU MASSIVE COCK, REILLY, I HATE YOU, SADISTIC SAD SADDO ****HEAD ****FACE

you can like, legit report that, reily :cool: coz I am so offensive

Lore
13-12-2009, 01:34 AM
are you asking me Reilly? it's Loreto with one t :P

sure you can :wacky:

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 01:34 AM
Ive never reported a post, I want to feel the thrill of doing it. May I have permission or Loretto Lorey Lore? Pwwwweeease???

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Stop doing that sort of thing! Yeah, what of it!?

*Perrine*
13-12-2009, 01:35 AM
Thanks for being here Sara, mods would be bored if both Mark and you were banned :blush:

Tonsu
13-12-2009, 02:13 AM
Being related to someone doesn't mean you are anything like them. I hate quite a few people I am related to, plus it's a fairly distant relation.

You can say all that again! Isn't there a saying 'you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family'? My family tree's been traced back to the 16th century, and sidewise every which way from there (pretty much) and he's still not on it (thank goodness) so if we are related it's very distant indeed.

We share the same surname, but only that, and of course there might be some adoption at some point in his lineage. Our surname (throughout history we have bred like rabbits :P), is worldwide now, but originates from a very small area of England.

Oh, well, isn't it lovely and peaceful here right now? :)

Tonsu
13-12-2009, 02:27 AM
Wait a sec, Tonsu is related to Mark? Seriously? :o

I'm trying my best to think of it as the same way Africans are related to Europeans...it's the only way to cope :laugh3:

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 02:38 AM
Oh, well, isn't it lovely and peaceful here right now? :)

Indeed it is. C'mon everyone, group hug!

Reilly
13-12-2009, 02:42 AM
*Hugs robotically*

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 02:44 AM
Well, That's the best Robotic hug I've ever had. C3-PO put no passion in to it at all.

Reilly
13-12-2009, 02:48 AM
And hes a bore in the sack.

MrLick
13-12-2009, 02:50 AM
And hes a bore in the sack.

That's surprising.

HorrificAttack
13-12-2009, 02:51 AM
R2-D2 is a dark horse.

Italian Plastic
13-12-2009, 02:52 AM
I love your sig

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 02:56 AM
R2 & Vader got in on, according to GALAXY! Magazine.

rudy_o
13-12-2009, 02:58 AM
Did I miss a lot? :uhoh:

*goes read all the previous pages*

Tonsu
13-12-2009, 03:04 AM
I met C3PO in the flesh once (i.e. without his suit on)...horrible, arrogant, ugly, self-obsessed little man he was...quite appropriate for this thread I guess.

Reilly
13-12-2009, 03:05 AM
Did I miss a lot? :uhoh:

*goes read all the previous pages*

We cleared up the whole quantum theory meets infinity debacle.

rudy_o
13-12-2009, 03:05 AM
Are you guys talking about Mechanical Physics? :sick:

an angel
13-12-2009, 03:07 AM
I met one of the actors in Star Wars when I was ten... the guy who played Boba Fet (whoever that is). He made fun of me.

Reilly
13-12-2009, 03:08 AM
Are you guys talking about Mechanical Physics? :sick:

That was part of it. Bragster uncovered the secrets of the universe, tomorrow we'll start messing with stuff.

Reilly
13-12-2009, 03:09 AM
I met one of the actors in Star Wars when I was ten... the guy who played Boba Fet (whoever that is). He made fun of me.

Hahaha! Ha! How?!

an angel
13-12-2009, 03:14 AM
Hahaha! Ha! How?!

He came to my town for some reason to sign autographs... and he made fun of me and my younger brother because we walked by with our arms crossed. :inquisitive:
We had been standing in line for at least a couple hours, but once we got to him, we didn't even get his autograph or anything because my parents didn't want to pay $10 for it.

rudy_o
13-12-2009, 03:15 AM
He came to my town for some reason to sign autographs... and he made fun of me and my younger brother because we walked by with our arms crossed. :inquisitive:
We had been standing in line for at least a couple hours, but once we got to him, we didn't even get his autograph or anything because my parents didn't want to pay $10 for it.

:awesome:!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Space Cadet
13-12-2009, 03:18 AM
I met C3PO in the flesh once (i.e. without his suit on)...horrible, arrogant, ugly, self-obsessed little man he was...quite appropriate for this thread I guess.Well supposedly, he and the guy who plays R2 hate each other's guts. They won't even go to cast reunions if the other is going to be anywhere near the place.

Reilly
13-12-2009, 03:20 AM
This thread has taken the oddest turn.

Space Cadet
13-12-2009, 03:22 AM
Would it be Coldplaying if it didn't?

an angel
13-12-2009, 03:22 AM
I don't think any threads here ever stay on topic. :awesome:

rudy_o
13-12-2009, 03:23 AM
This thread has taken the oddest turn.
Only James knows how to turn it back into the rolleyes state.

Space Cadet
13-12-2009, 03:25 AM
^Why would anyone want to?

rudy_o
13-12-2009, 03:27 AM
I don't know, I thought that is what this thread for :P

Tonsu
13-12-2009, 03:31 AM
Well supposedly, he and the guy who plays R2 hate each other's guts. They won't even go to cast reunions if the other is going to be anywhere near the place.

I can quite believe it having met Anthony Daniels (sp?) - C3PO - a very odd individual indeed. Warwick Davis (R2D2 and also Wicket, I think) I haven't met myself but is meant to be a lovely man.

Reilly
13-12-2009, 04:23 AM
Warwick Davis is R2D2?! Hahaha, he was the Leprechaun, with Jennifer Aniston. Crazy world.

Would it be Coldplaying if it didn't?

Yes and thats how I first remember Coldplaying, I came back here many times over the past few years and thought the place was crap, but Ive found it a lot more interesting lately.

HorrificAttack
13-12-2009, 04:25 AM
Yeah I think a lot of people are coming out of their shells a bit, it's great.

CookyMnstr
13-12-2009, 04:38 AM
:curtain: I never ever post in the Lounge outside of C&C thread, 'cause I always had the impression it's just lots of petty squabbling and shit like that, but this thread is awesome:lol:. It has in turn made me say "high five!" at some things (like forever banning a certain smiley) and laughing at other stuff. Ok, I'll run off back behind my curtain now:shy:
:escaping:

Space Cadet
13-12-2009, 04:42 AM
Yay Cooky! :nice: Cool to see you in the lounge. Just step around the mess the rioters leave on the floor and it can be fun here.

rudy_o
13-12-2009, 05:16 AM
:curtain: I never ever post in the Lounge outside of C&C thread, 'cause I always had the impression it's just lots of petty squabbling and shit like that, but this thread is awesome:lol:. It has in turn made me say "high five!" at some things (like forever banning a certain smiley) and laughing at other stuff. Ok, I'll run off back behind my curtain now:shy:
:escaping:
Awww :hug: Don't worry, The Lounge is no longer creepy now! :nice:

The Escapist
13-12-2009, 05:26 AM
Is this a dawn of a new era?

MrLick
13-12-2009, 05:53 AM
I'm having Mark withdraws.:confused:

HorrificAttack
13-12-2009, 06:13 AM
I'm having Mark withdraws.:confused:

Here you go, bro:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs265.snc1/9228_139518941989_557111989_3163414_3985599_n.jpg

MrLick
13-12-2009, 06:23 AM
Is that really Mark?

HorrificAttack
13-12-2009, 06:25 AM
Is that really Mark?

Yep, it's on his facebook, he made his photos public for some reason.

rudy_o
13-12-2009, 07:07 AM
I can't believe I've argued with a man who is about my dad's age :confused:

i'maveryneatMonster.'
13-12-2009, 08:00 AM
^LOL

eff-exx
13-12-2009, 08:33 AM
Being related to someone doesn't mean you are anything like them. I hate quite a few people I am related to, plus it's a fairly distant relation.

i hate my grandma.

YOU MASSIVE COCK, REILLY, I HATE YOU, SADISTIC SAD SADDO ****HEAD ****FACE

you can like, legit report that, reily :cool: coz I am so offensive

:lol: :laugh3: BLAWESOME.

I can't believe I've argued with a man who is about my dad's age :confused:

:laugh3::laugh3::lol:

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 09:46 AM
Yep, it's on his facebook, he made his photos public for some reason.

Might be a stupid question, but that means you can see his pics even if you are not friends with him?:facepalm:

inthecoldwhichplays
13-12-2009, 10:34 AM
probrably...

William
13-12-2009, 10:40 AM
By some reason that is how I always imagined Mark would look like :worried2:

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 10:54 AM
I've never felt such hatred towards a gate before.

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 11:03 AM
hahaha

eff-exx
13-12-2009, 12:39 PM
*raises hand in question* can this fella called mark read this forum?

rudy_o
13-12-2009, 12:42 PM
*raises hand in question* can this fella called mark read this forum?
Yeah he can, as a guest.

rudy_o
13-12-2009, 12:43 PM
By some reason that is how I always imagined Mark would look like :worried2:
You're creepy. :wreck:

Can you imagine how would I look like? :wacko:

Lore
13-12-2009, 12:48 PM
well, he posted pics of his "visit" to Chris Martin's house so he wasn't a mystery really :uhoh:

Lore
13-12-2009, 12:49 PM
:curtain: I never ever post in the Lounge outside of C&C thread, 'cause I always had the impression it's just lots of petty squabbling and shit like that, but this thread is awesome:lol:. It has in turn made me say "high five!" at some things (like forever banning a certain smiley) and laughing at other stuff. Ok, I'll run off back behind my curtain now:shy:
:escaping:

:kiss:

William
13-12-2009, 12:51 PM
You're creepy. :wreck:

Can you imagine how would I look like? :wacko:

Yes :whistle:


Mark is watching us :uhoh:

Texasluvsjonny
13-12-2009, 01:22 PM
Oh lookie Marky Mark got himself a job at a pun site. I'm pretty sure that's him on the right making the puns. :P
http://www.punderland.com/
http://www.punderland.com/images/punpic.png

Reilly
13-12-2009, 02:53 PM
Thats the poorest designed website Ive ever seen :thinking:

noonsun
13-12-2009, 03:22 PM
You can say all that again! Isn't there a saying 'you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family'? My family tree's been traced back to the 16th century, and sidewise every which way from there (pretty much) and he's still not on it (thank goodness) so if we are related it's very distant indeed.

We share the same surname, but only that, and of course there might be some adoption at some point in his lineage. Our surname (throughout history we have bred like rabbits :P), is worldwide now, but originates from a very small area of England.

Oh, well, isn't it lovely and peaceful here right now? :)

OH MY GOD.

Is Madison Cox on your family tree? He's like, my metrosexual buddy. Lives here.

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 04:54 PM
I can just picture Mark's Facebook updates, especially now that he's not allowed on here.

"LET ME BACK ON, YOU FFUCKKER!!!!!!"

Julie
13-12-2009, 05:44 PM
One of his tweets on twitter were "A whole new world to explore!" :lol:

Reilly
13-12-2009, 05:57 PM
Well I guess hes been constantly on here for the past few years, hes forgotten about the outside world.

Be free Mark, free!

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 06:01 PM
I guess that means that it's better for everyone that he leaves.

Reilly
13-12-2009, 06:28 PM
Him leaving is inconcievable.

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 06:58 PM
Yeah, it is, which is why it would be so brilliant.

MrLick
13-12-2009, 07:02 PM
He's probably crying in his dark closet right now after having a mental breakdown from venturing into the outside world and seeing real people.

an angel
13-12-2009, 07:04 PM
Think of all the poor people who are having to suffer from his annoying puns now, instead of us. :sick:

William
13-12-2009, 07:06 PM
I'm kind of curious of what will happen when he comes back...

colduser
13-12-2009, 07:11 PM
He's probably crying in his dark closet right now after having a mental breakdown from venturing into the outside world and seeing real people.

Now that was funny as fuck!

MrLick
13-12-2009, 07:13 PM
Think of all the poor people who are having to suffer from his annoying puns now, instead of us. :sick:

Wonder if he's gone to Ian's house?

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 07:31 PM
yes...he can read this thread

*Perrine*
13-12-2009, 07:57 PM
Awww guys you're being mean :lol:

Btw, for those who wondered why you could see his pics, it's cause FB changed yesterday, and you can see the profiles of people who didn't update their security settings since then :wink:
Now guys, enjoy before everyone notice and make his acccount private xD

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 08:30 PM
oh....I should check my facebook again haha

Lore
13-12-2009, 08:40 PM
hahaha I just checked my privacy settings :uhoh:

*Perrine*
13-12-2009, 08:57 PM
Haha I'm glad to help girls :tongue:

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 09:48 PM
I believe Mark's awful at badminton. Like, properly bad.

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 10:02 PM
I'd say he is bad at badminton:rolleyes:

ah I suck at english puns

an angel
13-12-2009, 10:02 PM
It's certainly not goodminton. :rolleyes:

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 10:12 PM
hahaha

ok I laughed

an angel
13-12-2009, 10:13 PM
"I'll be here all year!:rolleyes:"



:uhoh:

Imke
13-12-2009, 10:14 PM
:lol: That actually made me laugh. :uhoh:

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 10:19 PM
hahaha

ok I laughed again

an angel
13-12-2009, 10:20 PM
Maybe I should run for funniest poster next year. :charming:

Glossal Fragster
13-12-2009, 10:21 PM
I currently have a sore throat, but if it was all normal, I would've laughed also.

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 10:23 PM
actually...I would have laughed, but I wasn't bothered to laugh so I didn't laugh

an angel
13-12-2009, 10:23 PM
So you lied. :disappointed:

MK
13-12-2009, 10:24 PM
Wow.

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 10:32 PM
no not really....because I felt like laughing but didn't do it

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 10:47 PM
oh I've just realised: Now that Mark is gone the News&Sports section should be closed. It just doesn't make no sense anymore:wacky:

an angel
13-12-2009, 10:48 PM
So you still think I is funneh? :wacky:

Gitta Rensolo
13-12-2009, 10:50 PM
no...Mark is....I wasn't laughing about you, because you were just imitating him

:wacky:

Space Cadet
13-12-2009, 11:36 PM
actually...I would have laughed, but I wasn't bothered to laugh so I didn't laugh:laugh3: Laugh angst.

oh I've just realised: Now that Mark is gone the News&Sports section should be closed. It just doesn't make no sense anymore:wacky: Well there's still sports. We need somewhere to figure out if Schumacher is coming back to F1. :wacko:

Luka Modric
14-12-2009, 12:17 AM
Oh god this thread is punishing! :smug:

an angel
14-12-2009, 12:20 AM
:uhoh:

Maybe Yos is Mark's alias.

*Perrine*
14-12-2009, 12:20 AM
Hahaha thanks Kelsie for pointing that out, must be that ! :stunned:

Luka Modric
14-12-2009, 12:22 AM
:uhoh:

Maybe Yos is Mark's alias.

Maybe Mark is genuinely a dick and Yos just acts like one for fun. :confused:

an angel
14-12-2009, 12:34 AM
Is Yos admitting to not being a real person? :o

MrLick
14-12-2009, 12:37 AM
Yos is a real person! He has feelings and stuff.

noonsun
14-12-2009, 12:39 AM
Most of his feelings are for the sexual Lore, though.

*Perrine*
14-12-2009, 12:43 AM
You know you like it Lore :wink3:

MrLick
14-12-2009, 12:45 AM
I heard they're making a porno.

Glossal Fragster
14-12-2009, 12:56 AM
I'm close to putting my police hat on. I'd 1st have to kill a policeman, and take his hat, but still.

People are making threads, that aren't even words. Down with this sort of thing!

an angel
14-12-2009, 12:58 AM
NO U!

Twisted mind
14-12-2009, 01:08 AM
What happened to the Lounge!?! :wreck:

MrLick
14-12-2009, 01:09 AM
We've been taken over by Mark's ghost.

Twisted mind
14-12-2009, 01:12 AM
Um okay...


:uhoh2:

an angel
14-12-2009, 01:13 AM
What's worse, puns or kjhpahsdkfpncdapn['alskdf?

Space Cadet
14-12-2009, 01:14 AM
^Puns are more insidious.

Also, nauca.

MrLick
14-12-2009, 01:14 AM
Puns.

Gitta Rensolo
14-12-2009, 08:10 AM
ahhhh spammers? What did I miss? There were spammers taking over the lounge?No way:o

rudy_o
14-12-2009, 09:26 AM
I'm kind of curious of what will happen when he comes back...
More people would ban themselves...

Notion
14-12-2009, 11:52 AM
Everyone should just leave when Mark comes back, that way he would find no one likes him and go away, then we can come back

rudy_o
14-12-2009, 12:09 PM
How many days are left? :uneasy:

Notion
14-12-2009, 12:20 PM
4 :(

Lore
14-12-2009, 01:33 PM
the ignore feature would make him invisible :wacky:

Notion
14-12-2009, 01:34 PM
Lore, :bigcry: why can't you just delete his account forever and let any IP Addresses near him be banned ??? :mean: :wacky:

Lore
14-12-2009, 01:39 PM
because I'm just a mod :uhoh:

Notion
14-12-2009, 01:41 PM
well, why can't Ian do it?!?!? :uhoh:

rudy_o
14-12-2009, 02:26 PM
Don't you think we've gone too far? :(
























I don't. :wacky:

Notion
14-12-2009, 02:36 PM
Don't you think we've gone too far? :(
























I don't. :wacky:


yeah.... :(




























no not rly :wacky:

rudy_o
14-12-2009, 02:59 PM
I won bronze medal for the puns championship :wacky:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=65388

Gitta Rensolo
14-12-2009, 07:47 PM
Everyone should just leave when Mark comes back, that way he would find no one likes him and go away, then we can come back

ahaha finally a good idea Shane....we should leave....so there'll nobody posting....and ahhhh I'd find it funny...:wacky:

Glossal Fragster
14-12-2009, 07:50 PM
I love the idea, but unfortunately, people would still talk to him. Even if it's one person, that would be enough for that "man" to say.

Reilly
14-12-2009, 07:53 PM
Thats true, all he'd need was one or a few people who don't want to be mean, and he'd be more then happy to just stick to them like glue.

Gitta Rensolo
14-12-2009, 07:57 PM
I think it'd be quite cool if there was one of "the doom crew" staying and the rest would leave....and his "supporters" would leave, too....and this would probably mirror his real life.....hm wait....real life?

an angel
14-12-2009, 07:57 PM
It would take a lot of effort and self-control for me to go without posting for very long. :bomb:

Gitta Rensolo
14-12-2009, 08:02 PM
we could create new accounts and be newbies.....I indirectly want to hint to that Mark & newbies thing....

howyousawtheworld
14-12-2009, 08:09 PM
:laugh3: Laugh angst.

Well there's still sports. We need somewhere to figure out if Schumacher is coming back to F1. :wacko:

I DO THAT! I'll keep you updated on the F1 thread when the story breaks! It looks like it's going to happen!

Notion
14-12-2009, 08:13 PM
ahaha finally a good idea Shane....we should leave....so there'll nobody posting....and ahhhh I'd find it funny...:wacky:

ahaha I would too :laugh4:

I love the idea, but unfortunately, people would still talk to him. Even if it's one person, that would be enough for that "man" to say.

Thats true, all he'd need was one or a few people who don't want to be mean, and he'd be more then happy to just stick to them like glue.

true.. very true..

I think it'd be quite cool if there was one of "the doom crew" staying and the rest would leave....and his "supporters" would leave, too....and this would probably mirror his real life.....hm wait....real life?
:thumbsup:

It would take a lot of effort and self-control for me to go without posting for very long. :bomb:

same here :uhoh:

we could create new accounts and be newbies.....I indirectly want to hint to that Mark & newbies thing....

yeah .. we could..

Empily
14-12-2009, 08:40 PM
Why is Mark apparently online? :uhoh:

Notion
14-12-2009, 08:41 PM
Oh no :uhoh: :bigcry: MAKE HIM GO AWAYYYYYY

Glossal Fragster
14-12-2009, 08:45 PM
If he's really online, he's doing exactly what he had a go at Nathan for doing.


HI MAAAAAAAARK! LOVE YOU!

Notion
14-12-2009, 08:49 PM
Quick! Everyone spam his profile by saying nasty and mean stuff! like my older message on there!

Notion
14-12-2009, 08:51 PM
Crap it won't work

Mark if your reading..

you're a huge pile of sh-t and no one like you!

Empily
14-12-2009, 08:51 PM
You can't, it's still blocked :lol:

Notion
14-12-2009, 08:55 PM
darh, :freak: I FIGURED DAT OUT ALREADYZ DID YA KNOT NO DAT?!?!?!

Empily
14-12-2009, 08:58 PM
I posted at the same time as you...

Don't get arsey with me Shane coz I'll spam your ass :mean:

Notion
14-12-2009, 08:59 PM
O NOES

Empily
14-12-2009, 09:01 PM
You asked for it.... :escaping:

Gitta Rensolo
14-12-2009, 09:05 PM
ok is he?

Notion
14-12-2009, 09:06 PM
I think he's online, go check the online members

Gitta Rensolo
14-12-2009, 09:10 PM
I've seen it

William
14-12-2009, 09:10 PM
http://pici.se/pictures/FmLiaqnIW.jpg

NO WAI

Glossal Fragster
14-12-2009, 09:10 PM
I can smell him.

Notion
14-12-2009, 09:11 PM
MARK!! NOBODY LIKES YOU ! GET A FREAKING LIFE ALREADY!! JUST STAY AWAY! NOT EVEN YOUR "PARTNERS" WANT YOU AROUND!

Gitta Rensolo
14-12-2009, 09:16 PM
oh Shane haha

busybeeburns
14-12-2009, 09:18 PM
banned accounts appear online, but they're actually reading a permission denied message. Logging out of the account on a public forum will allow all forums to be accessed :)

Gitta Rensolo
14-12-2009, 09:21 PM
ah ok.....so it means the person tried to log in, but couldn't and that's why he appears online anyways?

Notion
14-12-2009, 09:22 PM
ah, I see now

Glossal Fragster
14-12-2009, 09:23 PM
That's fine, he can read this all he wants. I'm sure it won't be as good as good a read as the Dictionary

Notion
14-12-2009, 09:24 PM
^dat rite der

William
14-12-2009, 09:25 PM
That's fine, he can read this all he wants. I'm sure it won't be as good as good a read as the Dictionary

Or

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31S4SYEg4dL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Reilly
14-12-2009, 09:29 PM
MARK!! NOBODY LIKES YOU ! GET A FREAKING LIFE ALREADY!! JUST STAY AWAY! NOT EVEN YOUR "PARTNERS" WANT YOU AROUND!

I'll try not to slag him off too much while hes voiceless, but I will say this...

From the many arguments Ive had, and the many times people have stuck up for me in the middle of them, Mark has proven to be ridiculously deluded. Negative comments towards him simply go straight over his head, and he'll just focus on something completely irrelevant. Even the few times me and others actually made him shutup (Which is a process that takes many replies and pages of posting), he'll just start again on the next day in a different thread.

Honestly, you could get every single member, the tens of thousands of people registered, to somehow simultaneously post at the exact same time "FUCK OFF MARK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WE ALL HATE YOU NOW GO AWAY BECAUSE YOURE A SMUG PIECE OF CRAP" and he'd just go "On the contrary as you can talk about being smug :rolleyes: ".

And that would be it.

However in a more realistic situation, even if you have 4 or 5 members berating him and arguing against what hes saying in a thread, he'll hope that one of his fans will show up and he'll cling to them, or wait until one of them comes online and then start with his crap.

Like mentioned earlier he just needs one person to back him up and he'll go like the Energiser bunny.

Gitta Rensolo
14-12-2009, 09:31 PM
completely irrelevant.

hahahahahahahaaaaa

Electric.Candy
14-12-2009, 09:39 PM
it's 15 today.




3 days to go........

Lore
14-12-2009, 09:42 PM
:(

Notion
14-12-2009, 09:43 PM
:( why can't Ian just ban him for good??

Empily
14-12-2009, 09:54 PM
Why can't Ian ban me? :bigcry:

Reilly
14-12-2009, 09:56 PM
:idea2: I know! Why dont you try spamming the board? :surprised:

Oh... oh yeah... tried that... :disappointed:

an angel
14-12-2009, 09:57 PM
Emily, post links to viruses. :nice:

Empily
14-12-2009, 09:58 PM
:lol:

What if I spammed all the boards forums, not just the lounge, simultaneously? :thinking:

an angel
14-12-2009, 10:01 PM
Spam the Coldplay section! :evil:

Lore
14-12-2009, 10:01 PM
I don't think Ian will ban you if you spam the whole board

Empily
14-12-2009, 10:02 PM
I'm might spam all of the sections at the same time :P

Don't know when though. I'll surprise ya :awesome:

Empily
14-12-2009, 10:03 PM
I don't think Ian will ban you if you spam the whole board

Can't you ban me?

SueDeNimes
14-12-2009, 10:03 PM
I don't think Ian will ban you if you spam the whole board
Yes, please don't do it, Emp3!!!
Let the mods enjoy their holiday season! :)

Lore
14-12-2009, 10:05 PM
Can't you ban me?

no, we can only ban members registered in the last 30 days

RICK8
15-12-2009, 03:40 AM
:lol:

What if I spammed all the boards forums, not just the lounge, simultaneously? :thinking:



Then your just making extra work for the mods..:dozey:

Electric.Candy
15-12-2009, 05:57 AM
Spam the Coldplay section! :evil:


ditto :evil:

Reilly
15-12-2009, 04:11 PM
Hey I want in on that :evil:

Violet
15-12-2009, 07:59 PM
no, we can only ban members registered in the last 30 days

O RLY? I wasn't aware of this rule.

Luka Modric
15-12-2009, 10:13 PM
That's how Yossarian consistently avoided banishment when he was a fugitive... you know, back in the day.

Electric.Candy
16-12-2009, 05:06 AM
^ = (



Hey I want in on that :evil:
hmm.. when

Heiner
16-12-2009, 12:31 PM
Two more days...

Zeya
16-12-2009, 01:10 PM
Oh my.

Reilly
16-12-2009, 02:59 PM
^ = (




hmm.. when

Next time anyone who wants to do it is online :surprised:

Oh but Em needs to be here or she'll be pissed that she missed out on the Banathon.

MrLick
16-12-2009, 03:11 PM
Two more days...

YAY!

Gitta Rensolo
16-12-2009, 03:28 PM
this is like waiting for christmas:cheesy:

MrLick
16-12-2009, 03:57 PM
this is like waiting for christmas:cheesy:

This year we're getting a crazy old man!(Always wanted one, they're like a tickle me elmo)

Space Cadet
16-12-2009, 04:10 PM
So, two days, eh? I hate to say it, (sorry Mark) but it's been really peaceful and interesting without him around... I don't think I've seen a single fight.

And then I wonder why I've been spending so much time on here in the lounge lately (I shouldn't be :dozey:) and I realize that it's because it's so much more fun to post during the day when I won't get interrupted on every single thing I say to someone else. It may be unconscious, but I do avoid posting at all when he's online, and wait until the narrow window when he's supposedly asleep. :(

Lore
16-12-2009, 04:17 PM
it's been a peaceful week for the mods too (except when I mention this and people start to spam or report posts just to keep us busy :lol:)

Space Cadet
16-12-2009, 04:19 PM
^Aw, Merry Christmas. You got a vacation. :D

Empily
16-12-2009, 04:27 PM
Next time anyone who wants to do it is online :surprised:

Oh but Em needs to be here or she'll be pissed that she missed out on the Banathon.

Damn right I will :whip:
We need to keep our spamming plans secret :cool:

it's been a peaceful weeks for the mods too (except when I mention this and people start to spam or report posts just to keep us busy :lol:)


Have I had any reports yet? :lol:

Space Cadet
16-12-2009, 04:39 PM
it's been a peaceful week for the mods too (except when I mention this and people start to spam or report posts just to keep us busy :lol:)Actually come to think of it, I never understood why it seemed like all the mods got in on the fights until I read this thread. I suppose it would be hard for many not to take a side after a while if you were constantly drawn into it as part of the job description.

Perhaps if there's another one, I should start "moo-ing" again. :freak: :wacko:

Lore
16-12-2009, 05:00 PM
Damn right I will :whip:
We need to keep our spamming plans secret :cool:




Have I had any reports yet? :lol:

no :shy:


Actually come to think of it, I never understood why it seemed like all the mods got in on the fights until I read this thread. I suppose it would be hard for many not to take a side after a while if you were constantly drawn into it as part of the job description.

Perhaps if there's another one, I should start "moo-ing" again. :freak: :wacko:

:lol: well I wouldn't say some of us are poor victims of this, when I want to say something I just say it and that's why sometimes I get involved in fights even if I shouldn't :P

*Perrine*
16-12-2009, 05:53 PM
this is like waiting for christmas:cheesy:
Yeah ! Surpriiiiiiiiise :sick:

an angel
16-12-2009, 05:54 PM
We're all getting coal for christmas!

William
16-12-2009, 06:21 PM
No, we're all getting knitted sweaters...

crazyduckette
16-12-2009, 06:40 PM
it's so much more fun to post during the day when I won't get interrupted on every single thing I say to someone else.(
So true!!
The lounge (and the whole board) is so much nicer right now :nice:

Empily
16-12-2009, 06:45 PM
Why do I have the feeling that it's all gonna kick off tomorrow? :lol:

Tonsu
16-12-2009, 06:48 PM
So true!!
The lounge (and the whole board) is so much nicer right now :nice:

Yeah it's great - seems like it hasn't been like this for years!!

Glossal Fragster
16-12-2009, 07:22 PM
Two more days 'til MarkMas!

RICK8
16-12-2009, 07:23 PM
:dance:
































:rolleyes:

Lore
16-12-2009, 07:25 PM
:sick:

Glossal Fragster
16-12-2009, 07:30 PM
I'll say it, how I meant it to be taken:

"2 days 'til MarkMas!" = "That awful man is back in 2 days. It's so peaceful without him. Just, stay away."

I hope that's all the confusion dealt with.

MrLick
16-12-2009, 07:37 PM
You know he's gonna have to make up for the week he lost....

Gitta Rensolo
16-12-2009, 07:39 PM
You know he's gonna have to make up for the week he lost....

oh shit....I guess his first post will be so long that he needs 2 pages for his multi-quotes.....is that even possible?:wacky:

Glossal Fragster
16-12-2009, 07:42 PM
He'll start to change every single word in his sentences, to a pun, so they don't even make sense.

Jay Niguez
16-12-2009, 07:43 PM
You know he's gonna have to make up for the week he lost....Damn! :awesome: :lol:

MrLick
16-12-2009, 07:43 PM
oh shit....I guess his first post will be so long that he needs 2 pages for his multi-quotes.....is that even possible?:wacky:

We're gonna find out. It's going to go from no puns to pun overload really fast.:angry:

Gitta Rensolo
16-12-2009, 07:44 PM
we could make a poll of how many times he is going to use the words:
-irrelevant
-biased
-Victor
-uncalled
-involved


and maybe:
-hypocrite

Glossal Fragster
16-12-2009, 07:44 PM
we could make a poll of how many times he is going to use the words:
-irrelevant
-biased
-Victor
-uncalled
-involved


and maybe:
-hypocrite

I really hope he slips Elephant or Hammock in to a post.

MrMagpie
16-12-2009, 07:47 PM
mobbing!

Gautama
16-12-2009, 08:39 PM
mobbing the mobbster.

an angel
16-12-2009, 09:44 PM
we could make a poll of how many times he is going to use the words:
-irrelevant
-biased
-Victor
-uncalled
-involved


and maybe:
-hypocrite

And a poll of what smiley will be used the most:
:rolleyes:
;)
:smug:

Heiner
16-12-2009, 09:49 PM
^ @ ceolsige: Didn't you belong to the bunch of people who thought Marc was funny?
Sorry, I just don't get your position in this. You seem to be fairly opportunistic.

Heiner
16-12-2009, 10:08 PM
Hoohoo, ceolsige.
I bet you don't wanna debate this, hm?:nice:

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:16 PM
Remember that it's still a human being you're talking about, a person with feelings, who will probably feel sad when he reads this.

Notion
16-12-2009, 10:22 PM
Remember that it's still a human being you're talking about, a person with feelings, who will probably feel sad when he reads this.

he probably won't even be "sad"
he'll probably just come on and say something like "oh, this is all so irrelevant, you guys are so biased ;) :smug: " and then just make corny puns like one for me he's used before "you should be ashaned of yourself :rolleyes: "

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:23 PM
he probably won't even be "sad"
he'll probably just come on and say something like "oh, this is all so irrelevant, you guys are so biased ;) :smug: " and then just make corny puns like one for me he's used before "you should be ashaned of yourself :rolleyes: "

Even if his puns are shit, it's still not very nice to talk about someone like that when he's not even here.
Actually, that makes you just as pathetic as you say he is.

Julie
16-12-2009, 10:23 PM
^ @ ceolsige: Didn't you belong to the bunch of people who thought Marc was funny?


Haha, I wondering the same thing...

Heiner
16-12-2009, 10:24 PM
HOGY: Yep, he might. But he himself was far more asshatty, when another member of this board got banned.
So you wouldn't wanna cry too much.

Notion
16-12-2009, 10:24 PM
Even if his puns are shit, it's still not very nice to talk about someone like that when he's not even here.

like I said, I don't even think he'd pay attention to that ..

Reilly
16-12-2009, 10:25 PM
Remember that it's still a human being you're talking about, a person with feelings, who will probably feel sad when he reads this.

Good! Its very unlikely, but if he does feel sad, then maybe it'll be a wake up call.

Notion
16-12-2009, 10:26 PM
Good! Its very unlikely, but if he does feel sad, then maybe it'll be a wake up call.

this.

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:32 PM
Why don't you just ignore him if you don't want to read his posts. Nobody forces you to talk to him or argue with him or bear with his puns. Just leave him alone for fuck's sake.

Notion
16-12-2009, 10:33 PM
we try but he usually just makes up some excuse and says its wrong and complains to Ian

Julie
16-12-2009, 10:35 PM
Why don't you just ignore him if you don't want to read his posts. Nobody forces you to talk to him or argue with him or bear with his puns. Just leave him alone for fuck's sake.

Where's the fun in that?

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:35 PM
There is something like an ignore list, isn't there?

Heiner
16-12-2009, 10:35 PM
He doesn't leave people alone, that's the problem. I mean watch this board now, it's pretty chill.
He steps into threads and gives his hickuppy comments and doesn't stop, when asked so. What do you expect? Most people actually do ignore him, I suppose.

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:36 PM
Where's the fun in that?

I hope that when you're older you'll find fun in other things than harassing people.

Notion
16-12-2009, 10:37 PM
He doesn't leave people alone, that's the problem. I mean watch this board now, it's pretty chill.
He steps into threads and gives his hickuppy comments and doesn't stop, when asked so. What do you expect? Most people actually do ignore him, I suppose.

this is sort of what I was trying to say

Notion
16-12-2009, 10:37 PM
I hope that when you're older you'll find fun in other things than harassing people.

:clap:

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:38 PM
He doesn't leave people alone, that's the problem. I mean watch this board now, it's pretty chill.
He steps into threads and gives his hickuppy comments and doesn't stop, when asked so. What do you expect? Most people actually do ignore him, I suppose.

It's the fucking internet. Just don't get upset about his posts. You don't even know him personally. Why is he so important to you?

Reilly
16-12-2009, 10:38 PM
Why don't you just ignore him if you don't want to read his posts. Nobody forces you to talk to him or argue with him or bear with his puns. Just leave him alone for fuck's sake.

Although he hasnt done it in a while (because I havent been posting in a while) he would often make snidey critical remarks towards me, a lot of the time when I hadnt even posted in the thread.

And if I wasnt online it was 10 times worse, if he had one of his newbie minions to bounce off of, I could log on to a random thread which he somehow would turn into pages and pages of slagging me off, and its only a matter of time before he starts doing it again. I can look for one of these threads if you wish.

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:41 PM
Although he hasnt done it in a while (because I havent been posting in a while) he would often make snidey critical remarks towards me, a lot of the time when I hadnt even posted in the thread.

And if I wasnt online it was 10 times worse, if he had one of his newbie minions to bounce off of, I could log on to a random thread which he somehow would turn into pages and pages of slagging me off, and its only a matter of time before he starts doing it again. I can look for one of these threads if you wish.

No it's fine. I'm sure what you say is true. Still, I think there's a difference between bullying someone and not agreeing with what someone does. People in this thread behave as if they were in primary school. It's ridiculous.

Heiner
16-12-2009, 10:43 PM
It's the fucking internet. Just don't get upset about his posts. You don't even know him personally. Why is he so important to you?

So he can do what he want's but be upset by our posts here,
huh?
Do you know him personally, then?
Why is this so important to you?

He annoyed and mocked me on several occasions, not that it hurt, but why should he get away with it?

Notion
16-12-2009, 10:44 PM
He annoyed and mocked me on several occasions.

this................

Reilly
16-12-2009, 10:48 PM
No it's fine. I'm sure what you say is true. Still, I think there's a difference between bullying someone and not agreeing with what someone does. People in this thread behave as if they were in primary school. It's ridiculous.

Its ridiculous how big of a deal you make out of it.

Like you said, its the fucking internet, and its very harmless. Few truely hurtful things have been said in this thread, Im sure the guy will get over it.

Besides, like we've been saying, his deluded attitude means he probably wont even acknowledge it in the first place and just refer to any criticism (Constructive or just plain abusively the truth) as 'irrelevant' or 'mobbing'.

If you havent read much about Mark you wouldn't understand why the 'bullying' is funny, things like expecting his trademark responses and smileys are funny to me, because you just know its going to happen.

If Mark cant hack kids making fun of him on the internet, then you'd wonder how he hacked his 70 odd years of living in the real world (End with a burn!)

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:50 PM
So he can do what he want's but be upset by our posts here,
huh?
Do you know him personally, then?
Why is this so important to you?

He annoyed and mocked me on several occasions, not that it hurt, but why should he get away with it?

No, I don't know him personally. He is not particularly important to me, but he is a human being and this is why I'm not entirely indifferent towards him. Neither am I towards you or the other people on the board. I understand that what he has done or said wasn't always right and sometimes hurtful or annoying. I just don't like the idea of this thread, you know, all this talking behind his back. You should tell him all that when he's here and not when he's not. And even if he talks about other people behind their backs, why should you behave in the same stupid way? If you think what he does is wrong, why do you do the same? Why don't you behave in the way you want him to behave?

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:52 PM
Its ridiculous how big of a deal you make out of it.

Like you said, its the fucking internet, and its very harmless. Few truely hurtful things have been said in this thread, Im sure the guy will get over it.

Besides, like we've been saying, his deluded attitude means he probably wont even acknowledge it in the first place and just refer to any criticism (Constructive or just plain abusively the truth) as 'irrelevant' or 'mobbing'.

If you havent read much about Mark you wouldn't understand why the 'bullying' is funny, things like expecting his trademark responses and smileys are funny to me, because you just know its going to happen.

If Mark cant hack kids making fun of him on the internet, then you'd wonder how he hacked his 70 odd years of living in the real world (End with a burn!)


Yeah, fine, I think I've made clear what I think about all this. I didn't want to make a big deal out of it, I just wanted to state my opinion.

Heiner
16-12-2009, 10:54 PM
The thing that I like about this thread so much is, that he will/ does read it, you know. It's so not behind his back. Believe me, several people have tried to come to terms with him, but he's just, I'm sorry too much a divvie, to admit his obvious mistakes.

Reilly
16-12-2009, 10:54 PM
You should tell him all that when he's here and not when he's not

This is where people jumping into the middle of a debate they know nothing about, goes very wrong and gets annoying.

Like you assumed on this same page a few posts back that all of us are mindlessly bullying, now youre assuming again, that we dont talk about him like this when hes here. I have, a lot. In fact I'm worse when hes here, and Im not the only one.

an angel
16-12-2009, 10:55 PM
^ @ ceolsige: Didn't you belong to the bunch of people who thought Marc was funny?
Sorry, I just don't get your position in this. You seem to be fairly opportunistic.

If you're talking about that poll, I was voting against the other person.

Gitta Rensolo
16-12-2009, 10:55 PM
dear Hogy, everything you say could go to him as well...."you act like in primary school", "I hope that when you're older you'll find fun in other things than harassing people.".....

oh and btw....please don't tell people they shouldn't talk about him when he isn't there.....how many times does he do this when people are even there but not in certain threads?

Heiner
16-12-2009, 10:57 PM
If you're talking about that poll, I was voting against the other person.

Ah, I see. I don't dig it, but ok.

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:58 PM
This is where people jumping into the middle of a debate they know nothing about, goes very wrong and gets annoying.

Like you assumed on this same page a few posts back that all of us are mindlessly bullying, now youre assuming again, that we dont talk about him like this when hes here. I have, a lot. In fact I'm worse when hes here, and Im not the only one.

Ok, I'm sorry for making assumptions and I'm sorry for not having followed any other conversations you had with or about him. It was just a general thought and I just got the feeling that this whole thing is a bit unfair. But you're right, I don't know much about all this.

Hogy
16-12-2009, 10:59 PM
dear Hogy, everything you say could go to him as well...."you act like in primary school", "I hope that when you're older you'll find fun in other things than harassing people.".....

oh and btw....please don't tell people they shouldn't talk about him when he isn't there.....how many times does he do this when people are even there but not in certain threads?

Yeah, but that's EXACTLY my point. You behave in a way you don't want him to behave. But anyway...I've said enough. It was just my opinion, nothing more.

Heiner
16-12-2009, 11:00 PM
Ok, I'm sorry for making assumptions and I'm sorry for not having followed any other conversations you had with or about him. It was just a general thought and I just got the feeling that this whole thing is a bit unfair. But you're right, I don't know much about all this.

That's what often happens to people, who don't know him that much. :)

*Sarah*
16-12-2009, 11:02 PM
it just so happened that i read through this thread a couple of times during the last week but so far i didn't feel like posting, because... well, this board doesn't mean half as much to me as it used to in the old days. it changed a lot. so i didn't bother (and am still not bothering) to take sides in an arguement which is so very pointless. there will never be a solution that pleases everyone on here. never.

but now that i come here again i feel like saying that hogy is the first person in this thread who's actually talking sense. finally. so i'd like to say that i agree with her.

a few days ago i read someone (don't care who) was trying to insult mark by saying he was gay. and not a single person reacted to sth like that?. guys, it's 2009. how can people still walk around and call people "gay" in order to express that they don't like them and nobody doesn't even give a shit?

it's sad.

the whole thread should have been deleted a long time ago because it's so embarrasing.