Make a story game

[Technicolor Sparks]

You probably know how this works. I post a sentence, and the next poster continues it, and so on. Until we have a story! Make it funny, interesting, sad, anything! I think it should be about Coldplay...for obvious reasons :). Here's the first sentence:

One lovely day, Chris, Jonny, Will and Guy were walking up to Strawberry Swing when all of a sudden...

[LadyBellaStrawberry]

42 little joe satriani birds came flying down to them.... :laugh3:

[howyousawtheworld]

One lovely day, Chris, Jonny, Will and Guy were walking up to Strawberry Swing when all of a sudden... Bono jumped out from behind the bushes looking the worse for wear and smelling of drink

[Technicolor Sparks]

aha there are two so I'll combine:


One lovely day, Chris, Jonny, Will and Guy were walking up to Strawberry Swing when all of a sudden... Bono jumped out from behind the bushes looking the worse for wear and smelling of drink. Then, 42 little joe satriani birds came flying down to them....

[Technicolor Sparks]

...and the boys were surrounded by birds and Bono!
Chris shouted, ".....

[inthecoldwhichplays]

oh my god lets catch some of these birds theyre very valuable!' and then they jumped around trying to catch some birds but..........

[Hahna]

...a novelty tie kidnapped him...

[Electric.Candy]

then he said..Oh yes bond me

[Hahna]

After that, he got a papercut.

[William]

Then he died

[Hahna]

Then someone poked him with a stick.

[William]

Then that someone died too

[Jonny Cakeland]

and they made cake out of him

[Hahna]

And then Marie Antoinette randomly jumped out and shouted, "stuff them, the cake is mine!"

[Stargirl]

... And then I was like, :wtf:.

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

but even with Chris becoming a cake, jonny started to cry in chris chest and he came back to life.
birds left flying at the speed of sound, bono said, you were all yellow like your song.

[Technicolor Sparks]

And then I punched Bono in the face. Simply because he annoys me and his glasses are ugly.

[Coldplay]

And then I came in and shot everyone.
*cut to scene where everyone's in hell*

[Italian Plastic]

Then I fall from the sky (or should I say ground) and kill the devil and fly you all to safety in my roflcopter

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

bono comes up with satriani and both start to sing until the rolfcopter falls down hitting the floor, while chris was singing "now my feet won't touch the ground" -auch. :facepalm:

[Technicolor Sparks]

Soon everyone on the roflcopter was singing Now My Feet Won't Touch The Ground. That is, until the song ended and we all started singing Viva la Vida. Which is ironic seeing as we were all pretty much doomed.

[Dancin4eva212]

Then the world ended.

[pickle]

But one monkey somehow survived. :awesome:

[Dancin4eva212]

And the monkey was a scientist and created a :mudkip:

[pickle]

And the :mudkip: was able to float through space until one day....

[Dancin4eva212]

Team Rocket kidnapped :mudkip:

[pickle]

And :mudkip: was held hostage for a week, where they fed him jello and raspberries. :uhoh:

[Dancin4eva212]

The jello and rasberries made :mudkip: very :sick:

Then the monkay came to save him and they.......

[Technicolor Sparks]

Went swimming! But there was one problem...

[Hahna]

...Beyonce was not a woman... SHE WAS A MAN!:stunned:

[Technicolor Sparks]

:uhoh:
So then Beyonce had to befriend Lady Gaga, who also turned out to be a man.

[Dancin4eva212]

Then Justin Timberlake married Hannah Montana and they....

[Technicolor Sparks]

partied in the USA

[Hahna]

That is, until they relocated to Czechoslovakia, where they ate pickled pickles.

[Dancin4eva212]

But the pickles made them very :sick: and Hannah died then....

[Technicolor Sparks]

All the world rejoiced because Hannah Montana was dead at last!!! The only problem was...

[Dancin4eva212]

Miley was still alive....

[Technicolor Sparks]

And something needed to be done about that! So,

[Crests]

some guy went to some place and......

[Megalomania]

. . . jumped at her from behind a curtain. . .

[Crests]

and then he was all like "JFIDSHGKJSDG", because he thought it would make him seem scarier if he didn't use actual words.......

[Megalomania]

so she screamed and jumped a foot in the air. . .

[Crests]

and was all like "what is this, some kind of story where a bunch of stuff happens and such?"

[Hahna]

And the guy totally said, "WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO BUY A SHAMWOW!"

[Crests]

And then they did.

[Megalomania]

And then they all decided that Shamwow was amazing. . .

[Crests]

ANd then they said "wow"

[an angel]

And they shammed.

[Crests]

AND THEN THEY WENT TO THIS ONE PLACE AND THIS GUY DOING SOMETHING WAS THERE....

[eff-exx]

AND HE WAS GUY BERRYMAN!

[Crests]

AND THEN HE SAID:

[eff-exx]

'I AM GUY ALMIGHTY' . and then he

[Crests]

tripped on a rock.

[eff-exx]

and Jonny Buckland picked him up and said

[Crests]

"Hi"

[Technicolor Sparks]

To which Guy replied

[Crests]

"I'm sexy"

[Technicolor Sparks]

And the boys all grinned because

[Crests]

Jonny flexed his muscles and his shirt ripped off.

[Megalomania]

Then all the crazy fangirls

[Crests]

Went to the store.

[clisaj]

and bought a big...

[ViVA Child]

watermelon

[Dfit00]

She then found a girl from Peru that knew had the flu, and told her to kiss her kazoo

[Crests]

And then they got into a fight because

[Hahna]

some evil purple dude couldn't handle the awesomeness.

[Megalomania]

Then the big purple dude ran away

[Crests]

and started to cry.

[Megalomania]

But then he got up

[clisaj]

and turned out the lights

[Crests]

and then the lights

[Megalomania]

turned back on.

[clisaj]

She couldn't believe

[Hahna]

that a helicopter ate its own foot

[Crests]

and then baked cinnamon buns

[an angel]

because it was crazy

[Carla]

and she realized that Mars was a green planet

[inthecoldwhichplays]

and she started falling, falling down and down and down until

[Crests]

she started to fall up

[an angel]

then she died.

[Crests]

And then she came back to life because

[Hahna]

this is fictional

[Crests]

and that can happen

[Hahna]

because mayonnaise is everyone's friend

[Crests]

except for this one guy

[Hahna]

coz he didn't invite the mayonnaise to his birthday party

[Crests]

and it was quite sad

[Hahna]

because his birthday party was epic

[Crests]

becuase of the lack of mayo, though

[Hahna]

it wasn't that great afterall

[Crests]

and everybody cried

[Hahna]

coz you can sound off on the latest cult cosmetics on beautyheaven.com.au, according to an advertisement

[Crests]

what a bargain

[Megalomania]

what a deal

[Crests]

.....or no deal?

[Megalomania]

The Deal or No Deal show is

[Crests]

airing on

[Megalomania]

the 25th, which is also when

[Crests]

American Idol is on

[Megalomania]

and one person sang

[Megalomania]

and one person sang

[Crests]

Viva la Vida while

[Megalomania]

the other sang the Scientist.

[Crests]

One day

[Megalomania]

everyone on Coldplaying

[Crests]

licked there computers at the same time

[Megalomania]

and caused a site-wide problem.

[Crests]

and so everybody had to get a life

[Megalomania]

but then the site was fixed!

[Crests]

and nobody had real friends anymore

[Megalomania]

;they only had cyber friends, which are

[Crests]

infinitely more awesome

[Megalomania]

and much more friendly.

[Crests]

Because they are different kinds of people than everyone

[Hahna]

who are dinosaurs.

[Crests]

So this guy

[Megalomania]

went to the store

[Crests]

and bought cheese

[an angel]

and ate it.

[Megalomania]

Then the cheese

[an angel]

exploded into a million little pieces.

[Megalomania]

The solar system is made of

[an angel]

stars and space.

[Crests]

Your mom is one of the moons, just kidding.

[Megalomania]

Your mom jokes annoyed them so much

[an angel]

that they killed a man.

[Megalomania]

Then they went on to

[illuvcoldplay]

dispose of the remains of his body by

[Megalomania]

burying them in

[Crests]

armour

[an angel]

flowerpots.

[Crests]

YOU GO GIRL, said

[illuvcoldplay]

the other cheerleaders

[Crests]

who were

[clisaj]

late for

[Crests]

their date

[an angel]

died in a car wreck.

[Crests]

SOme guy with a face

[an angel]

lost his face in

[Crests]

the great face war of

[an angel]

China.

[Megalomania]

Then, to get a new face,

[Crests]

he went to face-mart

[an angel]

but they were too expensive.

[Crests]

So the guy

[an angel]

killed himself

[Crests]

with somebody elses face

[an angel]

because he was jealous.

[Crests]

So this guy then

[an angel]

went to the store

[Crests]

and bought a face for 50% off.

[an angel]

But since it was so cheap,

[Crests]

they all died

[an angel]

and their bodies

[Crests]

went into the

[an angel]

morgue.

[Crests]

SO THEN

[an angel]

everyone went

[Crests]

to the

[an angel]

funeral home.

[Crests]

And then

[an angel]

they went

[clisaj]

up the hill

[an angel]

and found

[Crests]

a guy

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

climbing a tree

[Wherrwhfer]

screaming because his fish died

[an angel]

in a

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

drought old waterfall

[an angel]

in

[Crests]

the

[an angel]

attic

[BerrymanGirl1]

of your mom's

[illuvcoldplay]

house