VOTE ME BIGGEST SPAMMER!

[Notion]

:smug: title says all


just look at Crests' thread :smug:

[Crests]

....................and you will see me speaking Danish

[Notion]

ok :lol:


Hej, co je na


ciao :smug:

[Notion]

BUMP

[Space Invader]

Im sorry.. but you are not the biggest spammer... so no...

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

^THAT.

[Notion]

Im sorry.. but you are not the biggest spammer... so no...

:disappointed: who is then?


I don't see any other spammers :shrug:

[Notion]

at least someone, at least one person vote for me, geez


forums aren't that fun here.

[Julie]

Paul and Crests?^^

[Gautama]

^ exactly...

[Notion]

Paul and Crests?^^

:thinking: true.

[Crests]

I am a spammer! :blush:

[Notion]

I am a spammer! :blush:

:D

[ivet]

Crests is the biggest spammer, hands down in the history of Coldplaying...

[Josh42]

It's not even an award to be proud of, really. It just means you have too much time on your hands.

[Notion]

It's not even an award to be proud of, really. It just means you have too much time on your hands.

I know :lol: I think Im just gonna leave this thread and keep working for best newcomer

[Crests]

:facepalm:

[Notion]

:whaaat: geezz what did I do?!?!?

this is why I am considering leaving, everybody thinks Im a retard.

[Crests]

You did nothing :lol:

:facepalm: is fun :wacky:

[Notion]

oh. :wacko:

[Crests]

Have a facepalm party with me! :facepalm:

[Notion]

:facepalm: I will rule the message boards with SPAM! :evil3:


mwuahahahahahahaha! :evil3:

[Notion]

Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981) is an American singer and entertainer. Born in Mississippi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mississippi) and raised in Louisiana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana), Spears first appeared on national television in 1992 as a contestant on the Star Search (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Search) program, and went on to star in Disney Channel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Channel)'s television series The New Mickey Mouse Club (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Mickey_Mouse_Club#1990s_revival_.28MMC.29) from 1993 to 1994 with fellow singer Christina Aguilera (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Aguilera) and Justin Timberlake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Timberlake). In 1997, Spears signed a recording contract with Jive (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jive_Records), releasing her debut album ...Baby One More Time (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...Baby_One_More_Time) in 1999. The album debuted at number one on the Billboard 200 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_200) with over 25 millions copies sold, and established her as a pop icon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_icon) and "bona fide pop phenomenon", credited for influencing the revival of teen pop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_pop) in the late 1990s.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_Spears#cite_note-Billboard_Biography-1)
In the years following her ascent to pop superstar, Spears's personal life has been a frequent subject of celebrity and tabloid journalism. Spears has been married twice, most notably to Kevin Federline (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Federline), has two children, and was the subject of a reality TV show with Federline in Britney & Kevin: Chaotic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_%26_Kevin:_Chaotic).
According to Zomba Label Group (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zomba_Label_Group) and Sony Music (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Music), Spears has sold over 85 million records worldwide.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_Spears#cite_note-2)[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_Spears#cite_note-3)[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_Spears#cite_note-4) She is ranked as the eighth best-selling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_music_artists_in_the_United_States) female recording artist in the U.S. with 35 million copies of her albums certified (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIAA_certification) by the RIAA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recording_Industry_Association_of_America),[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_Spears#cite_note-5) and is currently the fifth best-selling artist act of the decade in the country, as well as the top-selling female artist.[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_Spears#cite_note-6) Spears is also ranked by Forbes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes) 2009 issue as the 13th most powerful celebrity, and with earnings of over $35 million dollars in 2009, the 2nd-highest earning young musician of the year.[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_Spears#cite_note-forbes.com-7)[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britney_Spears#cite_note-ReferenceA-8)
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[Crests]

No spamming!

[Notion]

YES SPAM! I MUST SPAM! :uhoh2:


*maniacal laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :laugh1:

Hello, I am a moderator from twitter and would like you to join! :D

Twitter is a free social networking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_network_service) and micro-blogging (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micro-blogging) service that enables its users to send and read messages known as tweets. Tweets are text-based (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Text-based) posts of up to 140 characters (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_%28computing%29) displayed on the author's profile page and delivered to the author's subscribers who are known as followers. Senders can restrict delivery to those in their circle of friends or, by default, allow open access. Users can send and receive tweets via the Twitter website, Short Message Service (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS) (SMS) or external applications. While the service costs nothing to use, accessing it through SMS may incur phone service provider fees.
The 140 character limit on message length was initially set for compatibility with SMS messaging, and has brought to the web the kind of shorthand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shorthand) notation and slang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_slang) commonly used in SMS messages. The 140 character limit has also spurred the usage of URL shortening (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/URL_shortening) services such as tinyurl, bit.ly and tr.im, and content hosting services, such as Twitpic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitpic) and NotePub (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NotePub) to accommodate multimedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multimedia) content and text longer than 140 characters.
Since its creation in 2006 by Jack Dorsey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Dorsey), Twitter has gained notability and popularity worldwide. It is sometimes described as the "SMS of the Internet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet)"[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter#cite_note-2) since the use of Twitter's application programming interface (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Application_programming_interface) for sending and receiving short text messages (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_message_service) by other applications often eclipses the direct use of Twitter.
Twitter is ranked as one of the 50 most popular websites worldwide by Alexa's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Internet) web traffic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_traffic) analysis.[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter#cite_note-3) Although estimates of the number of daily users vary because the company does not release the number of active accounts, a February 2009 Compete.com (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compete.com) blog entry ranked Twitter as the third most used social network[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter#cite_note-Kazeniac-4) based on their count of 6 million unique monthly visitors and 55 million monthly visits.[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter#cite_note-Kazeniac-4) In March 2009, a Nielsen.com (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nielsen_Company) blog ranked Twitter as the fastest-growing site in the Member Communities category for February 2009. Twitter had a monthly growth of 1,382 percent, Zimbio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbio) of 240 percent, followed by Facebook (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook) with an increase of 228 percent.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter#cite_note-McGiboney-5) However, only 40 percent of Twitter's users are retained.[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter#cite_note-6)

its awesome for socially connected teens :thumbsup:

[Notion]

I have a confession.. :shame:

I am a British SHAM WOW! Salesman :thumbsup:

B




ShamWow!

The success of the The Underground Comedy Movie infomercial suggested to Offer that he should sell something more mainstream (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mainstream). Drawing upon his experience working in flea markets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea_market), he decided in 2006 to market a cleaning product that he saw there, an absorbent towel that he called the ShamWow!.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#cite_note-rovell-2)[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#cite_note-Stevenson-8)
The advertisement, filmed in the summer of 2007 with a budget of $20,000, became a popular hit.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#cite_note-rovell-2) Slate.com's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slate_%28magazine%29) Seth Stevenson praised Offer for his "impressive and subtle mastery of the pitchman's art" (with lines such as "you know the Germans always make good stuff"), and wondered if Offer's "abrasive manner might also mark a unique, new strategy in the annals of pitchdom." Stevenson compared Offer to earlier, "more upbeat" television pitchmen like the late Billy Mays (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays) and the Home Shopping Network (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Shopping_Network) hosts and concluded that Offer's "smooth-talking condescension" was more suited to the present "zeitgeist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeitgeist)" than the "earnest fervor" of spokesmen like Mays and Ron Popeil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Popeil).[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#cite_note-Stevenson-8)
Consumer Reports (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consumer_Reports) reported that the infomercial for ShamWow! initially featured Offer claiming that the product held "20 times its weight in liquid". Later, the infomercial was changed to Offer claiming the ShamWow! held "12 times its weight in liquid", then again to "10 times". Consumer Reports did its own test on the product and found that it does indeed hold 10 times its weight in liquid but no more.[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#cite_note-9) The official ShamWow website claims that the product holds 12 times its weight in liquid.
Offer says that he's sold millions of the towels.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#cite_note-rovell-2) Notwithstanding his infomercial success, Offer says that "this is not my career" and that he considers himself to be in the film business.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#cite_note-rovell-2)
Pitchman Billy Mays had been promoting a similar product called Zorbeez (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorbeez) two years prior to Vince Offer's ShamWow! product. Mays noted that the ShamWow! commercials use many of the same product demonstrations as the earlier-produced Zorbeez commercial. In February 2009 while on the Adam Corolla (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Corolla) radio show, Billy Mays publicly challenged Offer to a "pitch off" between their respective absorbent towel products.[11] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#cite_note-corolla-10) Popular Mechanics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popular_Mechanics) actually did compare the absorbency of two towel products and declared ShamWow! the clear winner.[12] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#cite_note-11) This result had been hotly contested by Billy Mays before his death, and was a major part of the season finale of the Discovery Channel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Channel) show PitchMen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PitchMen). During the finale episode, it was suggested that the Popular Mechanics tester did not use the Zorbeez correctly, possibly with the wrong side.

BUY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh1:

[Notion]

BUY SHAMWOWS! NOW ! :mean: :angry:

[Crests]

:facepalm:

[Notion]

:whaaat:

[Notion]

BUMP! NOW VOTE! :angry:

[noonsun]

http://360.kombo.com/images/content/news/blurb_facepalm2_20090622.jpg

[Crests]

You try to hard to spam Shane :lol:

[Notion]

http://360.kombo.com/images/content/news/blurb_facepalm2_20090622.jpg

LOL^ :lol:

[Spoon]

Crests is the biggest spammer, hands down in the history of Coldplaying...

:thumbsup:

[Notion]

:thumbsup:

so true :dozey: only reason Im running for this, is becuz its prob. the only thing I'll have a chance of winning anytime soon.

[rudy_o]

:disappointed: who is then?


I don't see any other spammers :shrug:
There are many.

[Crests]

Crests is the biggest spammer, hands down in the history of Coldplaying...

:smug:

[Notion]

Crests is the biggest spammer, hands down in the history of Coldplaying...



kiss up :dozey:

[Notion]

at least help me get into the shortlist :wreck: please...

[Notion]

:wreck: please please please.

[Black Rose]

Vote for Notion as best spammer!

[Notion]

Vote for Notion as best spammer!

haha thanks :D

[pickle]

lol, this is so weird, you've changed alot since i was last here :P

[Notion]

lol, this is so weird, you've changed alot since i was last here :P

YESSSSS :charming: