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gvargas

17-09-2003, 12:56 AM

was the phrase radical reconstructive surgery mentioned at all....

(It was in the mimbo episode)

DrPolitik

17-09-2003, 01:09 AM

the soup nazi!! :lol: :lol:

NO SOUP FOR YOU! OUT!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

YES!!!

soleil

17-09-2003, 04:43 AM

^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I like the episode when Jerry started to shave his chest because his girlfriend thought he was a swimmer. Then Seinfeld just kept on shaving because he thought it was uneven - then "Cosmo" told Jerry to stop shaving and showed him his chest and Kramer screamed-
"LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IT!! IT'S HIDEOUS!"
and Seinfeld covers his eyes as if he were being blinded.

:lol: :lol:

soleil

17-09-2003, 04:47 AM

Oh and then there's the "manhand" epidode!

oh there's so many!!

el_scorcho

17-09-2003, 04:48 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: I just saw that one the other day!

soleil

17-09-2003, 04:53 AM

It's so funny! He just keeps on staring at her hands and insists that he can't go out with her anymore because of her hands!!

:lol:

el_scorcho

17-09-2003, 04:54 AM

:lol: I know! That episode is hilarious

girlstar

17-09-2003, 04:56 AM

the soup nazi!! :lol: :lol:

NO SOUP FOR YOU! OUT!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

YES!!!

^^^Hahaha i remember that one!

One quote from that episode,when george ordered soup, went something like-
"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread."
"Bread, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."
"You want bread?"
"Yes, please."
"Three dollars!"
"What?"
"No soup for you!"
:lol: :lol:

soleil

17-09-2003, 04:58 AM

Ever see the one where Seinfeld's going out with this chick and her toothbrush falls into the toilet?
Then he breaks up with her 'cause he thought it was disgusting to have to kiss someone who uses a dirty toothbrush.
Then gets back together with her and then the whole toilet blows up on her and he's like "have a nice life!" (i think that's the quote)

soleil

17-09-2003, 05:00 AM

gvargas

17-09-2003, 06:49 AM

We tried to visit the actual "Soup Nazi" store, but they were closed for the summer!

Have a Nice Life!! (that was classic! :lol: )

DONTPANICgirl

19-09-2003, 12:18 AM

i looooooove this one it kills me:After adopting a highway, Kramer picks trash off it, and keeps the street immaculate. He later paints over the lines in the street to give drivers wider lanes. This created quite a debacle for drivers. hahahahhaha and all u see at the end is neuman and its all flammable and hes drving the truck and everything blows up..yeah lol

soleil

19-09-2003, 03:48 AM

haha - and elaine finally drives in the lanes and is like - "these lanes, they're so luxurious!"

:lol:

gvargas

19-09-2003, 06:26 AM

I love that episode!!!! :D I want wide lanes!

girlstar

19-09-2003, 06:42 AM

Haha!! :lol:
There was a seinfeld episode on last night and it was the 'bubble boy' one and i just remembered the quote when George is talking to his g/f or wateva.. I think her name was Naomi . Anyway it went something like-
Naomi - "I thought you were happy-go-lucky."
George- "No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky."
:lol: :lol:

DONTPANICgirl

20-09-2003, 12:06 AM

:lol: seinfeld is my favorite show ever i never get tired of it i could watch it non stop for a week or so

Sweet One

20-09-2003, 06:59 PM

Seinfeld is also one of my fave shows. When the series ended, i cried.

Putty has to be the greatest character.. "Hey, i gotta go home and get ready for the game, but i'll come back..we''ll make out!"..hahaha :lol:

and remember when he had the eight ball jacket and he kept posing! CLASSIC!!

girlstar

21-09-2003, 05:19 AM

:lol: :lol:

Sweet One

21-09-2003, 04:54 PM

"high five.." :lol:

rf_ucsd

12-10-2003, 04:06 AM

"high five.."

A candy bar lineup!

poetlife21

18-10-2003, 03:52 AM

i remember when putty told elaine, "its not my fault your going to hell."

and the bubble boy - "its mores!!!"

rf_ucsd

18-10-2003, 04:44 AM

poetlife21

welcome to the board. i hope you are kind to people and they are kind to you.

and i'm sorry. it's the moops.

soleil

18-10-2003, 07:08 AM

i remember when putty told elaine, "its not my fault your going to hell."

hilarious

i just loved the way he talked!

rf_ucsd

18-10-2003, 09:04 AM

the whole putty and elaine dynamic was great, but putty ... putty was one of the great characters, for sure.

oh, that coat.

Sweet One

18-10-2003, 07:09 PM

:lol: :lol: I'm still laughing about it! LOL! it was on last night!!

Oh and remember...."YOU STOLE MY JESUS FISH!"..hahaha...i saw a jesus fish on some guy's car yesterday and i was like "PUTTY!" LOL! :lol:

rf_ucsd

18-10-2003, 11:18 PM

Hey Laura: I'll give you $50 to go over and eat an egg roll off that table.

$50U.S.!

Sweet One

19-10-2003, 12:50 AM

AWESOME!!!! $50 US would make me very happy....

*walks over to table...freaks out last minute and returns empty-handed* :embarrased: :(

rf_ucsd

19-10-2003, 07:58 AM

Well, at least we did the $50 bet and not the $500 one.

** Richard walks over to the table, slaps downt he money **

"I'm out."

girlstar

19-10-2003, 08:08 AM

Time for a quote-
"Shhh! I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode."

rf_ucsd

19-10-2003, 08:16 AM

Did anybody ever tell you you look like Al Pacino?

Sweet One

21-10-2003, 11:26 PM

:lol: :lol: I LOVE THAT ONE! LOL

mycdplayerisbroke

22-10-2003, 12:44 AM

i dont know if any of you have seen this one but
kramer and newman are playing hardcore risk and they take it to the subway and kramer is like 'ukraine? ukraine is weak.. you cant hold out in ukraine..'
and there is this guy from that country and haha he gets pissed and smashes the board
idk i dont think anyones seen it

Sweet One

22-10-2003, 10:24 PM

What are you talking about! Of course i remember that one! it's hilarious!
:lol:

Sally_

22-10-2003, 10:49 PM

I love the episdoe when george has that book that he took into the washroom and he's trying to get rid of it any way he can :lol:

rf_ucsd

23-10-2003, 02:28 PM

Lopper!

Sweet One

24-10-2003, 08:37 PM

I love the episdoe when george has that book that he took into the washroom and he's trying to get rid of it any way he can

IT'S BEEN FLAGGED!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaah...classic! i'm always weary now of books..hahaha :confused:

soleil

24-11-2004, 05:59 AM

Hahahah.. man o man.. I love Seinfeld..
I think they're going to do some type of repeat thing this Thursday. They just don't do quality show like this one anymore.

*sigh* :)

soleil

24-11-2004, 05:59 AM

Hahahah.. man o man.. I love Seinfeld..
I think they're going to do some type of repeat thing this Thursday. They just don't do quality show like this one anymore.

*sigh* :)

berrywoman

24-11-2004, 02:38 PM

OMG!! I can't pick an all time fave... but I do enjoy the one where Jerry makes fun of his girlfriends belly button..

heeeeellooooooooooooooo... laaaaa laaaaa laaaaaa :laugh3: or the one when Kramer gets good on the Hennigans!!!

Or the one when he gets a part in Woody Allens movie.. "these pretzels are making me thiiiiiiiiiiirsty" :laugh3:

I love that show!

London_3888

07-08-2008, 10:13 PM

I LOVE this show and worship Jerry Seinfeld! The whole cast was great. Every episode matches something about my life.

Gotta love the "little kicks" episode! Elaine reminds me of my sister. Which character do you guys identify with?? I'm definitely George!

coldplay_is_louve.

07-08-2008, 10:24 PM

FREAKING love this show. :dance:

every episode's hilarious, but my favorite:

http://www.johnmariani.com/archive/2006/060319/soupNazi.jpg

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

Ms Magpie

07-08-2008, 10:41 PM

:lol: gotta love seinfeld!

marianatsl

07-08-2008, 11:53 PM

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

that's classic Kramer!!

but shouldn't this thread be moved to the entertainment and arts section? :thinking:

coldplay_is_louve.

08-08-2008, 08:28 PM

^ i was thinking that.

and of course, who can forget...

LITTLE KICKS. :D

indanomati

08-08-2008, 10:28 PM

Who else loves the scene when Elaine is sedated by some pills she took and during her crazy acts she says: "STELLLLLAAAAA!" HAHA! :lol:
One of my fave scenes EVER!

Black Rose

08-08-2008, 10:29 PM

*moved to E&A*

coldplay_is_louve.

09-08-2008, 03:27 PM

http://www1.chapman.edu/~hoshi103/image/seinfeld/puffy_shirt01.png

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE!!!"

ahhh the puffy shirt. fantastic.

London_3888

11-08-2008, 04:00 PM

http://www.fcpp.org/images/publications/seinfeld.jpg

nuff said.

London_3888

11-08-2008, 04:03 PM

Who else loves the scene when Elaine is sedated by some pills she took and during her crazy acts she says: "STELLLLLAAAAA!" HAHA! :lol:
One of my fave scenes EVER!

That look on her face was priceless.

professa95

11-08-2008, 07:22 PM

Assman!!!!!!

coldplay_is_louve.

12-08-2008, 07:42 PM

^^ classic!! :dance:

every episode. friggin' amazing. :D

CPRani

13-08-2008, 01:15 AM

^Haha, that Assman episode is hilarious!

I love the one when Jerry, George and Elaine are waiting for a table at that Chinese resturant, and that chinese guy yells:
Cartwright?Cartwright! And the phonecall was for George :lol: !

London_3888

17-08-2008, 02:11 AM

^^^ and Elaine trys to eat that egg roll off of someone's table!
".. I'm goin to Sky Burger! "

coldplay_is_louve.

17-08-2008, 03:13 PM

i'm laughing just thinking about that episode. :D!!